#MARE VS. MACHINE We're gonna need more than a border patrol for this one. A thundering mechanical storm Approaches us in force Murder etched in their circuitry And they'll go unchallenged in their hate Until they meet my blades (Oh, whoa, whoa) I'll grab my laser lasso (Oh, whoa, whoa) Prepare for battle Grab your gun, 'cause here they come To turn the tide and break those robots down until it's done Bring your fight, target in sight It's do or die, but only ruins know who's left alive Laser beam, kill the machine As we battle the unnatural, before metal claims our being Hold the line for all of ponykind But it's always just a question of how long we'll survive That's a lotta robots… Hoo-wee! Now that's what I call a target rich environment! Whispers in the barren wasteland Echo of a life long past When a pony still could rest but there's no time to mourn the lost and drowned From our towers brought down (Oh, whoa, whoa) by our own device (Oh, whoa, whoa) Mistakes of ponykind Grab your gun, 'cause here they come To turn the tide and break those robots down until it's done Bring your fight, target in sight It's do or die, but only ruins know who's left alive Laser beam, kill the machine As we battle the unnatural, before metal claims our being Hold the line for all of ponykind But it's never just a question of "how awesome am I" (sax solo) So it's time to settle the score Operated by hoof no more Your false gods of harmony Bow down to the power of machines Leave no margin for compromise The future is where every pony dies Bathe the world in napalm shower Until victory or death is ours Alright, that's enough out of you. Yo, could you chill with that thing? You're making me look uncool in comparison. Now I gotta put shades on to compensate. What are you doing, Rainbow? I'm looking cool, that's what I'm doing. Take those sunglasses off, you're not going to be able to see anything out there. My vision is augmented. The hay it is! They gave ya night vision goggles for a reason. Uh, what is that? Oh, hey guys, what's up? Vinyl Scratch? I thought you were dead! I was! But then they plugged my brains into my console! I'd love to catch up, but the voices in my head are telling me I need to kill you first. Wait what? Oh, shoot! Dammit, it's time to get outta here! Wait, come back. What are you doing? #COUNTING CLOUDS Rain-washed towers melting in the mist Signal lights breathe so slow Watching over the streets below (Ooh) Rushing round, the engines in their endless life The crowd can be so loud sometimes The sun goes down, amber in the smoke Ten thousand lights play along And still the city's heart beats on (Ooh) Hit the switch Gentle blue lights the walls As I'm taken somewhere else Somewhere we were meant to fly As I lie there Dreaming through the night, I close my eyes Listen to the rhythm of the wind Dancing with the sparkling lights up in the sky Counting clouds As I lie there Dreaming through the night, I close my eyes Listen to the rhythm of the wind Dancing with the sparkling lights up in the sky Counting clouds As I lie there #THE SPARKLE CENSUS We understand this is all quite sudden But we promise it all proves beneficial in the end If you'll withhold your confusion If you'll withhold your panic Just fill out this form right here You, the Element of Magic Out there, there's many of your kind Who seek existence's outer lines Here's your number; get in queue The orientation's starting soon I've never seen a place like this before There's bookstores, papers, and quills galore They say "ex pluribus scientia" Well, welcome to the Sparkle Census Hayburgers made to order! So step right into our research wing In here you'll find the multiverse is really not so large Not at all for many purple beings Not at all for Twilights all combined No friendship problem can withstand No science problem out of mind All things you see just aren't all When you are cut from purple cloth Take a lecture, pay some dues Questions are many, answers are few I've never seen a place like this before There's bookstores, papers, and quills galore They say "ex pluribus scientia" Well, welcome to the Sparkle Census There's so much to know The fabric of this world is just a scroll to be unfurled There's so much to learn Come and see displayed the outer workings of your brain #STOMP IT SILLY It's time for spring Gonna do your thing Just bring your gear, your vest, And your snowpity Ice skating groove, Earth ponies are on the move And in the sky there's pegasi Blow the clouds out of the sky Everypony's hard at work After winter's wrapped and done we'll have just as much FUN TONIGHT So don't be late Time to coordinate We'll work together Give winter its goodbye wave There's seeds to plant So our crops can take a stand All the animals that hibernate Ring your bell, it's time to wake When the sky is clear at last See that sunlight shining down, aah And when all the work is through Still we'll work it on the dance floor too (Ooo, let's work) Come on! Let's go girl, light the world with your smile tonight It's alright Come on! Center stage, all the change in the season tonight So let's glide Get down! Gotta own it, gotta show it filly What you got Spin that record DJ-PON3 Get down! Hooves on fire, and you're flyin' filly Lights are hot Bring it down and stomp it silly The sun sets Better watch your step The stars are out And still we're not done yet Good feelings everywhere It's here the groove laid bare And now it's time to party hard That's the ticket, punch the card Everywhere the feeling's good Just come up and find a friend, aah And get down on the floor Won't you see what the night's got in store (Ooo, let's work) Come on! Let's go girl, light the world with your smile tonight It's alright Come on! Center stage, all the change in the season tonight So let's glide Get down! Gotta own it, gotta show it filly What you got Spin that record DJ-PON3 Get down! Hooves on fire, and you're flyin' filly Lights are hot Bring it down and stomp it silly Now here's a little thing that I want y'all to do! Stomp those hooves if this gets you in the groove! Work that flank like you've got something to prove! Four on the floor, yeah now hear that kick go boom Hey, shake your body filly, do the conga No, getting crazy, welcome to the jungle 'cause all the ponies on the floor, they got the Beat, and you see so many boogie wonders, See, it's electric, we've been struck by thunder No, time to get it mad like it's the summer So get down on it, get your back up off the Wall, feel the rhythm and it's getting- It's the mare you know who's super speedy, Deliverin' the flow that we gon' do with Pinkie, uh Bringin' the sweets on repeat, repeat, read the beat We finna hit 'em with the Wiki-wiki-wiki-wiki Hear the band, and the fans all ran for The plan's to make a stand upon the dance floor 'til your flanks sore, cram on the amps more, Advance in rank and break and let the jam pour Come on! So let's work We can surf the waves amid the burning flame, Come on! So let's work We can turn a page, night fever again Come on! So let's work When you hear the crowd it gets fearful loud Come on! So let's work You can bring it down and stomp it out (Ooo, let's work) Come on! Let's go girl, light the world with your smile tonight It's alright Come on! Center stage, all the change in the season tonight So let's glide Get down! Gotta own it, gotta show it filly What you got Spin that record DJ-PON3 Get down! Hooves on fire, and you're flyin' filly Lights are hot Bring it down and stomp it silly #THINK FAST [Twilight Sparkle] Just get comfortable and experience the magic of learning. Ahem... prior to the great Celestia-Luna Rift, there was no need for Earth-Unicorn-Pegasi, or EUP guard. But after Luna's banishment, the protective pony platoon was formed... [Rainbow Dash] (incoherent vocalization) [Twilight Sparkle] Rainbow Dash, can you repeat any of my lesson? [Rainbow Dash] (honk) (more incoherent vocalization) [Dialogue] Twilight Sparkle: The initials EUP stand for what? Rainbow Dash: Ernie's Undercooked Pancakes. Rainbow Dash: So, did I ace it or what? Twilight Sparkle: Or what. You didn't get one answer correct. [Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy] (even more incoherent vocalization) #MARECELIUM Mares, seeing 'em on the mare ceiling, a Mare, singing of Marecelium The board was shit today So I went outside I had to get some mares So that I wouldn't die Hey there mister grocer Where do you keep the shrooms Could you come a little closer, 'cause I need some marecelium (questionable moan) ey b0ss can i have some m- (Winter Wrap Up and At The Gala played at the same time) that's a lotta m- that's a lotta that's a lot of mare oh god what's going on here i said, what's going on here ooo fucking normalfags get the fuck off my board god damn ooo- (keep it down! what the hell are you doing?) (incoherent coughing) Did I mare too much? Did I mare too hard? Are mares just anything more Than the calling card? An interlinked system of mares Spanning acres of forest They're generally everywhere All marey in chorus Say mare, can you adapt? I sure can mare in a pinch A collective consciousness Of mares, mares, mares, oh There's maresic in the treetops And there's maresic in the vale And all around the maresic fills the sky There's maresic by the river And there's maresic in the grass And the maresic makes your heart soar in reply There's mares that sparkle (That's me!) There's mares that shine (Maybe me?) There's mares that sing (Most of us!) And mares that mare (All of 'em!) Mares, seeing 'em on the mare ceiling, a Mare, singing of Marecelium (Mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares mares) A system of mares interlinked within mares interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked A system of mares interlinked within mares interlinked within cells interlinked with incels interlinked? We looked at the data. We looked at the data, and what we found… is that there are four primary stimuli that are essential for snowpity development, so that your marecelium can grow up nice and healthy. Number one is water. Without water, you're not getting anywhere with your mare. That's just a fact. #THE PARTY WILL LAST FOREVER [Celestia] Sister I've been inspired Been thinking 'bout our plans to retire, and I see The future is pink, she'll fill up the streets with parties aplenty, so what do you think? [Luna] Sister, that's quite a surprise, I didn't think you'd pass young Twilight by, but I say We'll play it by ear, 'cause what do I know Bring laughter and cheer, make the world glow [Pinkie Pie] With honor I accept this crown, My mandate: vanquish every frown, Music fills the air, The cheers of happy mares, So pin the title on my tail, Dance away your woes and ails, Till you're feeling better The party will last forever! [Interlude] Luna: That line sounds really familiar. Celestia: Oh, this cake is delightful! I told you she was a good choice. Pinkie Pie: And you get a cake! And you get a cake! You get a cake! You get a cake! Everypony gets a cake! Rainbow Dash: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I might get tired of partying... Luna: Sister, art thou not concerned that Pinkie Pie has driven us into a deficit through cake expenses alone? Celestia: Oh, lighten up a little, Luna. Luna: My treasury is certainly enlightened. [Celestia] The cake is great, that much I know, for now the ponies are all happy in the streets below, but we say [Luna+Celestia] We've got a concern, Pinkie Pie This discretionary spending, it is bleeding us dry [Pinkie Pie] I hear your doubts, so I've been told, but there is more to life than counting up your bits of gold The fun's all you need, it's all there is to live for [Luna] I'm taking my leave, I'll no longer give more [Interlude] Celestia: Wait, where are you going? Luna: I'm out! I'm leaving! [Pinkie Pie] But still I'll hold on to this crown, My mandate: vanquish every frown, Music fills the air, The screams of happy mares, You pinned the title on my tail, Dance despite your woes and ails, When does it end? Never! The party will last forever! [Interlude] Pinkie: Partying will continue until morale improves! Celestia: Pinkie, please! Stop this at once! Celestia: Pinkie… Pinkie: Wait! I can change! I can change! Smaller cakes next time! And only half as many balloons! Celestia: You leave me with no other option! I am sending you to the moon! [Celestia] It seems I've made a small mistake I've sent another away [Mane Six Minus One] You partied harder than anyone would think Just a little relief But still we'll send you lots of love On balloons to the stars above [Pinkie Pie] Don't worry, it's OK Though we're now miles away You pinned the title on my tail, Danced away your woes and ails, Though the conga line is severed The party will last… And the pink shall inherit the earth. #SISTER HATE (original by The Living Tombstone) Hello, I'm Sweetie Belle and I want to play. Hello, I'm Rarity and I have to work all day. So can I work with you and help you a lot? So sorry, I'm busy, so please keep your mouth shut. Do you still hate me? I don't. Can you play with me? I can't. Can we do something right now? You can. I can't. We can. We can't. No, Sweetie, what have you done? I just wanted to have fun... I don't want to be your sister, just get out of my life. Hello there, Rarity, I'm with Applejack. I'm so sorry, but may I have my sister back? I'm not your sister anymore I have said. But Sweetie Belle-- No "un-sister" to me your dead. I promise to be nicer. I don't believe you lier. How about we do something else? Doing what you want yeah right. How about we race together? In the Sisterhooves Social? You can forget that offer, I don't want you anymore. Racing with Applejack was really fun. I need to tell I wasn't Applejack all along. Why were you racing with me? Tell me why. Because someone told me that being sisters is like apple pie. That doesn't make any sense, because I thought you hated me. Do say those words, Sweetie Belle because I love you and hope that you love me. If that's true what you said then can you come home and play with me. I'll agree to that offer your my sister you and... #REGGAE FACTORY (original by WoodenToaster) Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice As the story we knew of sugar and spice But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it With the help of the magic of the pegasus device Now let's delve deeper into rainbow philosophy Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology It's easy to misjudge that floating city With its alluring decor and social psychology But with all great things comes a great responsibility That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability How, you ask, are they up to the task? To which the answer is in a simple facility In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through... #MAREWAVE, PT. II Wayward pony go, caught within a stormy sea Lashed on to this boat, battered by rain Miles and miles I ride, wherever the wind may mind The current tugs the strings holding my fate Though the sea may lead us so We will hold the burning rope Holding on to what we've learned As we brave the ocean's spurn Stars will guide us through the night Celestia's sun to give you light Faint the sparkle in twilight Leading to the edge of mind Never once a moment late You can surf the tide Join the crazy ride, the marewave Searching for the sun's embrace What you'll finally find Always deep inside, the marewave Waking to the calm as the world is choked in haze Silence is the song that the water plays Here our vessel floats, playing guest to ocean's host Here forever waits at the end of time As the sea may hold us so We must hold to our own hope Faith and trust to keep you warm Sinking ships oblivion borne Stars will guide us through the night Celestia's sun to give you light Faint the sparkle in twilight Leading to the edge of mind Never once a moment late You can surf the tide Join the crazy ride, the marewave Searching for the sun's embrace What you'll finally find Always deep inside, the marewave #CALL UPON THE SEAPONIES (MLP G1 Cover) Shoo-bee-doo, Shoo-Shoo-bee-doo! Call upon the Sea Ponies when you're in distress, Helpful-as-can-be ponies, Simply signal "SOS"! If you find you're cast adrift, and haven't got an oar - oh! Count upon the Sea Ponies, they'll see you to shore! Shoo-bee-doo, Shoo-Shoo-bee-doo! Are you stuck at sea? Caught up in a storm? Wishing you were somewhere else safe and nice and warm? Are you sinking fast? Had some nasty shocks? Feeling like all hope is gone, and washed up on the rocks? Washed up on the rocks! Shoo-bee-doo, Shoo-shoo-bee-doo! Call upon the Sea Ponies when you're in distress, Helpful-as-can-be ponies, Simply signal "SOS"! If your rudder runs afoul of seaweed, moss, or kelp (Kelp!) Count upon the Sea Ponies - they'll see you get help! Sea Ponies, Sea Ponies, Simply signal SOS, signal SOS! Sea Ponies, Sea Ponies, Simply signal SOS, signal SOS! Oh, yes! #SOLDIER OF APPLES Here's the deal. We need to work on speed and mobility if you want to compete in the Ponite. You've got a real consistent set of back hooves. But the Ponite is totally different. (Uh huh.) Bucking a tree one thing, and hitting a moving target's another. And this moving target is angry. He wants to hurt you. No one with a working pair of legs is going to let you just spin around and kick them. So that applebucking move? That's your finisher. Sounds like I've got a lot of work cut out. Oh, you got that right. (Instrumental) #AN INTERLINKED SYSTEM OF MARES (Instrumental) TS: Oh, will you quit it?