Title: What a Wonder Full Life
Description: A short green about Celestia struggling with her addiction
Status: Complete
Note: I don't know how to spoiler or format in Ponepaste and Pastedown so please use your imagination.
Sex in part 3
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Part 1
>Be Celestia
>Royal princess of Equestria and holder of a deep secret
>No one can know
>End of another long day
>Can't wait to return to my chambers because I have a delivery waiting for me
>The last pony is leaving court for the day, door swinging shut
>Bolt from my throne, guards looking in confusion
>I don't give a buck
>Some maid greets me along the way
>Don't give a manure
>Scroll materializes from dragon ash in front of my face, probably Twilight
>Who cares I'll read it later
>Personal assistant waving important documents by my door
>Send them to my sister!
>Finally make it to my room
>Open the door and see an easel with a bundled painting
>And a pony wrapped in robes so thick it could be a mule for all I know.
>"Princess Celestia, your commission is delivered as you req-"
>Slap an ingot of gold in his hoof, thank him for his service and shoo him out the door.
>Sorry but this is an emergency!
>Finally alone with my art
>I break the seal, and open the piece
>Slowly revealed like a blooming flower
>Pic related
>An amazing male specimen of fair complexion browsing the food of gods
[spoiler] https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1681/79/1681793938136.jpg [/spoiler]
>Nearly Squash my soup the second I see it
>A fine addition to my collection
>*drip*
>Oh fudge, did I just drool on the floor?
>My tongue is hanging from my mouth
>*wink*
>Yup I just winked too.
>Faust this is too much.
>Turn to get my lubricants and toys from a chest beneath my bed
>As I'm turning I see a shadow on the balcony
>Blink and its gone
>WHO WAS THAT
>Rush outside nearly shattering the glass
>Catch a glimpse of starry midnight blue disappearing behind a parapet
>Oh Faust she knows
>SHE KNOWS
===
Part 2
>I need to send Luna back to the moon
>I need Twilight Sparkle and the Elements of Harmony
>I cover the painting and call the guards to prepare a flying chariot
>Emergency code black, no I am NOT telling you why
>I can’t trust a letter, this would be better coordinated face to face
>A short trip later and I’m in Ponyville
>Jump from chariot before it even touches down and I’m off
>There’s Twilight’s castle
>Going to knock quietly, need to not attract attention right now
>BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG
>It opens quickly and Spike is there
>”Geez hold your horses...Celestia? It's the middle of the night, what are you doing here?”
>Spike you gotta let me in. I need to talk to Twilight. It's an emergency.
>”She’s sleeping right now. Can you tell me what's wrong?”
>It's Luna, she’s found my paintings and I need to stop her before she tells anyone!
>But I don’t say that out loud, I just think it
>I can’t tell him that, I need to make a lie
>Make up a lie about my sister to banish her in order to cover my heinous secrets
>I’m going crazy aren’t I
>I can’t do that, how could I even think that
>TFW realize I’m a bad pony
>”Celestia are you alright?”
>He invites me inside to sit, he's so thoughtful like that
>I-I’m fine. Sorry it's not an emergency, I don’t know why I said that. It’s not even a work thing.
>”Do you want to talk about it?”
>I couldn’t, I’m already bothering you too much right now keeping you up.
>”Don’t worry about it. I was just getting a midnight snack. Do you want anything?”
>He goes to the fridge and starts pulling a couple of things out.
>No thanks, I’m not really hungry right now
>Wait, is that what I think it is?
>He pulls out something in a familiar white and polka dot package.
>[spoiler]WONDERBREAD[/spoiler]
>He’s making a PB&J sandwich with it
>O-on second thought, I’d love a snack. Whatever you’re having would be fine
>I watch his little claws pull each slice from the bag
>The delicate bread flesh unharmed by his soft touch
>The clinking of a butterknife in the glass jars of peanut butter and jam is a sweet symphony to my ears
>I’m sweating, mouth watering
>The way his dextrous digits spread the jam makes me wish I were that slice of bread
>So soft
>So white
>I never noticed before but spike has some very *fair* features
>I *wink* so hard I swear its audible, thank goodness he doesn’t seem to notice
>He makes a sandwich and glass of milk for each of us
>By the time he hoofs it to me, I’m a twitching mess
>The first bite, my eyes roll into my head and let out a pornographic moan
>”Whoa, didn’t realize you liked PB&J that much.”
>S-sometimes the simple classics are the best hahahaha
>He laughs with me
>He takes a bite
>I can see each individual claw sinking into the pillowy flesh of the bread, and the perfect bite mark of his draconic teeth
>Suddenly I’m quivering
>”So what's got you so stressed out Princess?”
>Huh? Oh right he wanted to know whats wrong
>I’ll just... leave out some details
>I maybe have an addiction
>I don’t want anyone to know but Luna saw it and now I’m worried
>”Is it like...drinking? Gambling?”
>No, nothing like that. I don’t want to say what it is but it's expensive. I have a lot of money but even if I didn’t I probably wouldn’t give this up, and I don’t want to give it up.
>”Does it affect your health?”
>No? I don’t think so. Maybe my mental health.
>(Why am I telling him this?) 
>He chews for a moment thinking on things
>”Its not perfect but you’re in charge of your life and well being. If Luna interferes, it's because she cares for you. Nopony can stop you if you don’t want to change but they can support you if you do change.”
>You nod, that sounds reasonable
>”If Luna already knows, then I guess the cat is out of the bag. You might as well accept the consequences. Just like, have an honest conversation with Luna about it and ask her not to tell anypony.”
>Wow that's really mature of you Spike
>How did you get so wise
>”Remember that time Twilight got addicted to Self Insert X Harry Potter fanfiction?”
>Oh how could I forget, it was hilarious and Twilight was so unreasonable!
>Wait, am I that unreasonable?
>What a sobering thought
>”Yeah I know right? I was addicted to comic books before but not nearly as bad. We all got our vices.”
>We both finish our snacks in peace and soon it's time for me to leave
>Spike walks me to the door but I need to say one last thing to him
>Spike, thank you for the talk. It’s been incredibly helpful. 
>”No problem Princess.”
>I was just wondering if you would be available for another late night talk in about a month's time? With more Wonderbread PB&J sandwiches?
>”Of course, I’d be happy to help.”
>You say your final goodbyes and he closes the door.
>I’ll be waiting, counting the hours
===
Part 3 (Sexo here)
>I followed Spike’s advice
>I talked to Luna instead of doing anything crazy and it went alright.
>She was...accepting
>Luna shared with me that she developed Pica while on the moon, she has cravings to eat stones and small metal objects. 
>She was so hungry on the moon without any food for 1000 years...
>Now she eats 2-3 kilos of material per week
>That night I felt so guilty I almost ate three whole loafs of wonder bread.
>Even now the guilt eats at me and leaves a hole
>A hole I need to fill with Spike and Wonder Bread
>She doesn’t understand my obsession but won’t stop me, as long as it doesn’t become a problem. 
>She hopes we can support each other to overcome our afflictions.
>She doesn’t know what I plan to do tonight.
>Its our third meeting now
>Away from prying eyes and perceptive purple pony students
>”And then she turned herself into a pickle. Funniest thing I ever saw.”
>I found that story really funny, and couldn’t help but laugh.
>We were having a three course meal, courtesy of the kitchen but the portions were small
>I had to make sure there was room for dessert after all
>Right on cue, the kitchen staff brought it in
>The food of the gods
>They arranged the bread still in the bag on a platter with condiments in jars surrounding it
>They will not be returning tonight
>Spike, could you please make my sandwich like we usually do?
>”Sure but uhh why wouldn’t you want to do it?”
>It's nice to be doted on by a friend. 
>I watch him begin the two sandwiches
>He looks at the available spreads and then he sees what I’ve prepared for him
>”Peanut butter and amber? Strawberry and tourmaline? Oh man...”
>He tastes a bit of each and smiles
>”This is incredible, Princess Celestia where did you find this.”
>I made it in the kitchen, the only hard part was finding a recipe. 
>Had to use a 200 bit nut butter mill though
>His claws almost tremble with excitement now, denting the delicate bread flesh
>Naughty naughty
>Seeing him spread the jam and butter on the bread excites me
>My heart quickens and heat rises in my chest
>Blood engorges my tunnel and I can feel it slightly puff up
>Oh how I wish I was that bread...
>I cannot stop myself from winking occasionally
>He finishes the sandwiches and hoofs me mine
>”Uhh Celestia are you alright? You look a bit tired”
>My eyes are half closed in a daze, I realize
>Don’t worry about me Spike, sometimes I can’t help but daydream
>We bite into our sandwiches and this time he moans like I do
>I can only imagine the explosion of flavour in his mouth
>Gems are a food only Dragons and Diamond Dogs can know
>He notices both our moans and giggles
>We quietly eat and I can barely quell my insides
>The occasional wink and the sound from it is disguised by the wet chewing both of us are occupied with
>His eyes shift to me and away
>”Why do you look at me that way?”
>I’ve been staring
>Sorry, I’m just having a really good time, the staring is a bad habit from court
>He accepts the excuse and we continue
>He waves the small bit left of his sandwich
>”This really is perfect, you know. I can’t think of anything that would be better.”
>My insides are twitching and I’m winking constantly now
>I might squash myself if I’m not careful, stick to the plan!
>Something slips out of place and before I realize, it falls from my snatch and hits the floor
>*Clonk*
>In the same sharp instant I feel panic
>The things I prepared beforehoof are falling out of me
>”Hey what’s that?”
>Well it's... a gem. Would you like it?
>(I think I can salvage this plan, in fact I think this is better)
>It's a citrine gem about the size of a taw marble ground and polished to a perfect sphere, I levitate it over to his palm
>”Kinda smells funny.”
>He eats it anyway before I can say anything
>”It tastes really good though!” 
>He hums in satisfaction
>Oh goodness that was so much more arousing than I thought it would be
>I wink more and another gem involuntarily falls out
>*Clonk*
>”There it is again.”
>He ducks under the table and sees the gem
>”A sapphire?”
>He dives to get it, I hear him crunch it under the table
>I wink again, I can’t control it
>*Clonk*
>“A ruby! Celestia, are you hiding these under your wing or something?”
>He moves closer, I’m pushing myself away from the table, he's right behind me now
>Spike w-wai-
>*Crunch*
>*Wink*
>*Clonk*
>I moan uncontrollably as the gem falls out
>He’s staring right at my behind
>Oh Faust he knows
>HE KNOWS
>”Celestia, are these coming from your...!”
>He’s blushing bright red and can’t finish the sentence
>My heart is hammering
>Its now or never
>Spike, has Velvet given you the talk
>”Yeah... some of it”
>Well sometimes we do things like this for fun, and I was hoping to have some fun with you if that's alright
>I just... accidentally got ahead of myself is all
>”I don’t know. It seems kind of strange”
>It is a little strange but that's how it always is for your first time
>He scuffles his foot on the ground, he picks up the gem
>”M-maybe we can try it for a bit.”
>I let out a breath I didn’t realize I was holding
>*Crunch*
>*Wink*
>*Clonk*
>”H-how many of these things do you have inside you?”
>I giggle nervously
>Q-quite a few actually! 
>I gently use my magic to re insert the gem that had just fallen, still slick with my juices
>Spike watches with wide eyes
>Just follow my lead Spike and everything will be fine
>I sit down on the ground, closer to his level and gently kiss his forehead
>Hug him close, feel his small body against my own
>He’s nervous, shivering even
>I just hold him and rub his shoulders until he calms down and he hugs me back, deep in my grand warm tuft
>Lizards love heat, and I’m undeniably warm
>I give him a peck on the cheek, and let him do the same to me
>Thankfully this new position makes it easier to keep the gems inside myself but I think he can feel my winking
>Finally I steal his scaly lips with my own, a small peck at first, let him do the same to me
>Slowly building longer and longer until its a real kiss
>”Umm... Celestia could we try prenching? I heard thats what all the fancy mares do.”
>Of course Spike
>We kiss again and his tongue pushes into my mouth, clumsily
>Gently I give him the tip of my tongue
>His tongue is thin and long
>Really long
>Really really long!
>Its pushing in and folding over itself again and again
>My vulva is so engorged I swear it's sitting proud of my buttocks right now
>His eyes are shut tight with effort
>He pulls back his tongue like a long string of fettuccine, dragging over my tongue and lips
>The tongue connecting us like Lady and the Tramp for a precious moment as he sucks it back, creating a wet and lewd sound as it comes from my mouth
>”Was that good?”
>It was amazing
>I move us to a very large lounging couch inconspicuously placed nearby and lay on my back, fighting to not drop any gemstones along the way
>I put him facing me, between my legs
>Would you like some more gemstones Spike?
>He nods
>”Yeah...”
>Then you can come here and get them
>He looks down at my snatch
>My wet, puffy, glistening, winking snatch
>*wink*
>A gem falls out, a ruby, onto my tail
>He gently takes it
>*Crunch*
>*Wink*
>*Plop*
>A sapphire
>*Crunch*
>*Wink*
>*Plop*
>A citrine
>W-Would you like a condiment with that?
>He looks at me in confusion
>I levitate the peanut butter and jam over
>Taking the knife and gluttonous portions, I spread it over my pristine coat
>My belly, thighs, inner thighs, above my snatch
>Its everywhere and sticky, buttery, smooth
>My left side is strawberry-tourmaline jam and my right is peanut-amber butter
>Thank goodness I had the foresight to grind the tourmaline and amber to a smooth consistency
>He’s mesmerized by my spreading
>Gently he swipes the gem in the peanut butter on my leg
>*Crunch*
>Seeing him eat it is a jolt of pleasure every time
>*Wink*
>*Plop*
>*Swipe*
>*Crunch*
>*Wink*
>...
>*Wink*
>He looks at me unsure
>Uh oh Spike, looks like you’ll need to retrieve them
>”Yeah, your right...”
>His eyes are locked onto my snatch, still blushing like mad
>His cock standing ready and erect from the excitement
>Slowly he spreads my folds, investigating them
>The jam and butter making everything slick
>He pushes one claw in, testing
>They’re smooth and glide across my wet folds
>Two talons, searching for gems, inadvertently spreading jam and butter inside me
>He finds one and pulls it out
>*Swipe*
>*Crunch*
>He sucks his talons of jam and butter as he eats it
>He’s getting more confident, pushing more in
>I let another gem drop
>*Swipe*
>*Crunch*
>His pushing all his talons in now
>I try to hold the gems back, making him reach farther in
>His whole claw is inside now, other claw braced on my jammy leg
>My snatch is quivering against his palm 
>Another gem drops
>He pulls his claw out just long enough to pop the gem into his mouth then its right back inside me
>He licks my thigh for jam
>*Slurp*
>*Crunch*
>No need to be gentle Spike, I’m a tough girl
>He reaches inside me now, his whole claw is inside me
>Another gem
>*Slurp*
>*Crunch* 
>He gets faster, greedier, pushing deeper every time
>Wrist deep, forearm, elbow!
>*SlurpCrunchSlurpCrunchSlurpCrunch*
>I’m spasming on his arm, moaning uncontrollably, clenching
>In and out his goes, plundering my insides, pushing past my defenses
>Gem after gem pulled out of me, a perverted irresistible candy dispenser for the dragon
>His tongue roams around like a snake, pulling jam and butter in preparation for the next gem
>His eyes tell me he’s loving every second
>Focused on my love tunnel like a predator
>Pride is what I feel when I see this is what I have caused
>He reaches inside me and I can feel him trying to grasp anything there but there is no more he can reach
>There is determination on his face
>Roughly pulling out his claw, he plunges his face into my snatch, tongue invading my canal
>Eeek!
>Its everywhere!
>I pull the bread to myself with magic, three slices in my mouth to try and stifle my shouts
>The flavour on my tongue just brings me to new heights!
>My hooves land on his head and gently, forcefully, desperately, rub and pet and push him in
>The prehensile tongue pushes deep and pulls gem after gem into the waiting maw
>Teeth Spike, careful!
>He chews and crunches against my vulva without biting me
>Occasionally he pulls back to eat more butter and jam
>Deeper and deeper the tongue goes, squirming against my deepest folds
>The rubies, citrines, sapphires, all perfect spheres and coloured like the polka dots on the bag
>My coat a brilliant white like the bread
>I am the wonder bread now
>My legs clamp down on either side of his head, my orgasm hitting like a tidal wave
>I convulse, screaming his name, bread flying from my mouth
>Spike, Spike! 
>Insides clamping up and convulsing on his tongue but that doesn’t stop him
>He furiously steals gems from me even as I release a torrent of squash soup at him
>Its sprays out from between his mouth and my snatch, soiling my tail and the couch
>Again and again I cum in waves, long moments stretching into minutes
>Spike doesn’t let go until he reaches my deepest folds and confirms there are no more gems
>Squash soup pools on the couch
>I’m all moist with sweat and breathless
>He sits up, retracting his tongue slowly making me twitch with residual pleasure
>His face plastered from eyebrows to chin with soup
>When his tongue is free he licks his lips and some of the rest of his face
>He burps a cute little burp, he must be stuffed
>Spike, that was amazing
>”Thanks...”
>He’s breathing heavily and has a dopey smile on his face, one would think he was the one who just got their world rocked
>I force myself up, it’s time to attend to Spike
>I set him back to rest on the couch and get to work on his engorged member
>Kissing the tip and giving generous licks along the underside
>”Ahhh!”
>He laid back against an inclined plush cushion, giving me access and letting him relax his stomach
>Such a hard worker deserves the best
>I curl my tongue around his member, like a snake constricting prey, and he moans again
>I levitate the normal strawberry jam and peanut butter without gemstones
>I pause my work to spread the jam and butter on his stomach and thighs like I did mine
>I take a large lick of butter then move back to his member
>The smooth texture of his penis dragging slightly on my tastebuds with the butter
>Sloppy saliva spreading all over his lower section
>I pause to take a lick of jam
>The three tastes of jam, butter, and his delicate penis blending in my mouth wonderfully
>Too bad he didn’t have external testicals to worship
>I settle for pushing my tongue against his vent opening, where his member emerges from
>He grips the cushion and moans
>I’m breathing heavy and snort hot air on him
>I easily take the small dragon’s penis into my mouth and suckle
>”Celestia, Oh!”
>I grab his arms and put them on my head and instinctively he pets me, and pulls me forward
>I suck on his member, trying to create a vacuum
>I can tell the suction is almost too much for him
>He calls for me 
>“Celestia, its so good.”
>His member is twitching, ready to blow
>I pull back, I want this to last longer
>One last kiss to his member then I move to his face
>He’s a mess of my soup
>I kiss him on the forehead and slowly blow breath at him
>Breath with me spike, share my breath
>Together we breath for a moment, sharing this bliss, looking into each others eyes
>I get a slice of bread and motherly wipe his face with it
>He watches as I eat the slice, my own salty flavour dancing on my tongue with the bread
>Then I’m back to his member, kissing, licking, suckling
>Taking occasional licks and nips of butter and jam
>I make sure to produce wet sloppy sounds for his ears
>”Celestia please! Somethings happening.”
>He’s pleading and grasping desperately at my scalp
>I pause for a moment to tell him
>You’re going to cum Spike, just relax
>Back to suckling, I twist my tongue around him and bob my head
>He’s almost there...
>Quickly, using my magic, I take two more slices of bread and load them with copious amounts of jam and butter
>A quick spell warms them to swelteringly hot, butter and jam running like mad
>I trap his member between the two soft pieces and furiously jerk him off with it
>”EEP”
>He moans and releases into my hot sandwich
>Spurt after spurt of salty cum, the sandwich swallows it all
>His hips meet my sandwich as he thrusts up to me and I hold it there against him
>More long moments of pleasure, the cum overflows the top of the sandwich
>I let go only after the last tensing of muscle desperately trying to push more seed into my sandwich
>He collapses onto the couch, out of breath, eyes glazed
>I lay down with him, curling around him
>He gravitates to my magnificent tuft, stroking and worshiping me
>We’ll need to move eventually but for now we can rest
>I bring my beautiful sandwich creation to my lips
>Bread soaked, sloppy, and abused
>Loaded with strawberry jam, peanut butter, and dripping with dragon seed
>One bite and I am in nirvana
>This is a precious moment to me and every bite is savored
>My eyes wander as I finish my sandwich
>The grand table, the bread, the open door, the Luna, the tapestries, the great murals on the ceiling, the-
>The Luna?
>The door slams shut, echoing in the room right before my eyes snap onto her
 >She knows, SHE KNOWS. 

The End