Originally uploaded to Pastebin: June 12th, 2014 --- >Something taps your leg. >Ignore it. >A few seconds later, another tap. >Grumble and glare at your newspaper harder. >A final tap, followed by a sharp pain. "Gah fuc-- Wait, did you just -stab- me?!" >Sweetie Belle beams at you, a bloodied sewing needle in her mouth. >She spits it out and squeaks some kind of strange ethnic language at you. >Further listening indicates she might be saying hello, but it's hard to tell. "Shut up, Sweetie Belle." >She does so. "...Now whaddya want?" >"H-Hi, Anon!" "...Hi. Any reason why you just stabbed me in the leg?" >"O-oh, did I do that? Silly me! Ha ha!" >Sweetie Belle is... >Awkward. >Wouldn't have thought it, really. >Rarity raised her to be a rather classy young mare, but as the years went by, her curious eyes and intelligent demeanour diminished in the face of something everyone goes through at some point. >Adolescence. >Glare at her. >Your eyes quickly dart to her cutie mark and back to her face. >She sees this and blushes. >"S-see anything you like?" "Not too fond of hearts and music notes, so no." >Her singing voice is, for the lack of a better word, amazing. >She'll go far in life if she hones her talents. >-If- she hones her talents. >But unlike Applebloom, who, at the shocking age of 15, had already started her own blacksmithing shop. >Or Scootaloo, who, in a bizarre turn of events ended up as a demolitions mare-- >Sweetie Belle had forgone her Cutie Mark, deeming that chapter of her life "done" once she had received it. >So she now concentrates on her new obsession. >Boys. >Colts. >Disgruntled males. >Like you. >"So umm, how're things?" >She grins at you. >The sun catches on her braces and you wince. "They're fine, Sweetie." >Inspect your leg. >It feels worse than it looks; a light flesh wound, it'll scab over. >"That's so cool! Things are fine with me as well! Gosh, we have so much in common!" >God dammit. >All you wanted to do today was relax. >Rarity hardly ever gives you a day off. >It's bad enough living in her closet, but now you have to deal with her sister. >Sweetie inspects the walls. >"I like what you've done with the place!" >She runs a hoof over the paint, and tries to sound haughty. >"I for one would have gone for a beige colour rather than this sickening 'maroon', but then again I suppose it compliments the Feng Shui just fine." "The wall is yellow, Sweetie." >She bites her bottom lip hard and you can almost hear her internal screaming. >"Um, I knew that; I was kidding! Don't you like jokes? Gosh, don't be such a dork, Anon!" >Raise an eyebrow at her. >"Unless you like being a dork. Then that's cool! I love dorks!" >She blushes. >"D-do you love dorks?" "How the hell do you manage at school?" >At "school" she cringes. >Then sighs. >"I get by..." "You alright there?" >"Yeah..." >She pouts. >"Suppose I'm just waiting for that special somepony, you know?" "Uh, sure." >Sweetie steps forwards, her movements mirroring that of a drunk before she flops onto your lap. >You're sort of sat on the floor cross-legged. >Not much room for furniture in a closet. >"Oh Anon! Woe is me!" "Did you learn that one from Rarity?" >"...N-no-- listen! You -have- to do something for me!" >Great. >If Sweetie ever tries to get anything from you, Rarity won't allow you to say no. >It was one of the many conditions for you living here. >Granted, Sweetie hasn't asked anything -too- bad of you; most of her requests are inane things like "Tell me if I look fat in this, and be honest" and "Do you have a marefriend? You're not allowed to lie." >You're only a few years older than her, so maybe that's why she keeps pestering you. >Give a reluctant sigh. "...What?" >She smiles up at you, eyes sparkling. >Hang on a siggedy second. >Scramble to your feet, pushing her off you. >Spin around on the spot, searching for the tiny shelf that has your calender on it. >Grab it. "No." >Stare down in horror at Sweetie Belle, who's grinning from ear to ear. "NO--" >"Take me to prom!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA--" "--NOT DOING THIS." >"Anonymous, -please-!" >Rarity glares at you. >"Need I remind you who puts a roof over your head and puts food on your table?!" "I don't own a table." >"...Floor!" >Sigh. "You do, Rarity." >She smirks at you. >Sweetie Belle stands behind her. >She's nice enough not to make faces or act like a massive bitch whilst Rarity shouts at you, but she knows she's about to get her wish. >"Now. It is only a single night; I am not asking you to -marry- Sweetie Belle!" >Sweetie visibly "hnngs" at the idea. >"I shall supply you with clothes, all I ask is that you show my sister a good time! That is all!" >Sweetie giggles and rushes off to do whatever the hell it is she does in her room. >As she leaves, Rarity watches her go. >A dark look crosses her face once her sister is gone, and she uses her magic to yank you down to her level. >"Make no mistakes, Anonymous; if she comes home teary eyed I will remove the bones from your body." >Her magical grip tightens. >"But if you even -consider- doing anything "dirty" with her, I'll gladly skin you and use you as a fashion item." "W-What kind of fashion item?" >Her eyes narrow. >"A cock-sock." >Your heart skips a beat. >"Am I making myself clear, Anonymous?" "Crystal clear, ma'am." >"Good." >She relinquishes her grasp on you. >"Now leave me be, I have to prepare your clothes." >Gulp, nod, and walk towards the door. >"Oh, and Anonymous?" >Turn to her. "Yes, Rarity?" >She wordlessly pulls a pair of scissors off a shelf with magic, levitates a thin roll of fabric up to them, and cuts the roll in half. >You don't hang around a second longer. >"Ohmygosh, this is going to be -great-, isn't it, Anon?!" "Yeah. Great." >Walk up the dirt road towards the school house. >It's been built up somewhat over the years, thanks to Applebloom. >There are a lot more buildings dotted around it, making up a complex of sorts. >The prom is being held inside the original building. >Stepping inside, you see that it's been cleared of desks and is now a sizeable space packed with ponies. >A low dance beat is thumping the walls, and ponies bounce up and down in an awkward teenage clusterfuck. >Sweetie can barely contain her excitement. >You can barely contain your balls. >They're squashed inside this tight suit Rarity put together for you. >' It's tight as a reminder. If you try anything with her I'll crush them. ' >Shudder and immediately head for the punch bowl. >A foreign exchange student is stood next to it, his mane coming down over his face. >As is usually the case with alpacas. >"Woah, man, what's up?" >How the hell did he even see you through that? >"Check out this sick punch, bro." "Wh-what." >"Niiiiiice." "Who are you again?" >"Wooooooah!" >He trails off, mumbling to himself and making "whooshing" noises under his breath. >You think he might be day dreaming about surfing. >Fucking alpacas. >However, you do indeed check out the punch. >There's a bottle of pills between it and the alpaca. >' Gnarly Gnights - For the most tubular of date-rapes. ' >Jesus. >You avoid the punch bowl and move onto the other refreshments. >"So did you want some punch?" >Jump. >Sweetie is stood at your side. >She's wearing a cute little thing that Rarity tossed together in the space of 4 minutes. >Literally just plucked a dirty towel off the bathroom floor, grabbed some drawing pins, a spool of pink thread, and somehow made a frilly red dress out of it. >Gotta give her credit, she's good. >"Umm, Anon?" "Huh? Oh, sorry, spaced out. No, don't touch the punch, Sweetie." >She grins. >"Aww, don't want me getting drunk and... S-saucy?" >She turns around and takes a step towards the alpaca and his ticket to fourth base. >Grab her up in your arms and carry her to the other side of the room. >She squeals the whole time. >No one notices because of the music and the general commotion. >Set her down and glare at her. >She's blushing furiously. >"Y-you're so strong!" "Thanks, but really, don't do that again." >"Oh. Em. Gee." >... >Fucking hell. >Sweetie's glee vanishes and she instantly becomes more withdrawn, looking at her hooves. >"Did you like, -seriously- bring -that- to prom?" >Spin on your heel and look down at the newcomer. >Diamond Tiara. >She snickers at the pair of you. "Oh. It's you. Where's Silver Spoon? I always thought she was prettier than you." >Diamond twitches slightly. >"She didn't come, she got sick." "Pity. What do you want?" >"Shut up, nerd; hey, Sweetie Belle, are you having a good time with this disgusting creature? Figures you'd bring him since you can't get a date with a normal pony." >Sweetie doesn't answer, she just looks at the floor, a sad look in her eyes. >"Hey, I'm talking to you!" "Well maybe she would answer if you weren't acting like such a bitch. Just fuck off, Diamond, no one likes you." >She simply laughs. >"No need to be so nice to her, Anon; I know she's the only mare desperate enough to fall for you but that's no reason to stoop to her level." "Wow. You're so pleasant and easy to talk to." >The mare sneers. >"I don't need your approval to do what I want, Anon. But what I can say is this: ditch Sweetie." >Sweetie Belle looks up, shocked and hurt. "I'm sorry?" >"You heard me. You may be disgusting, but you're like, the most interesting thing here. I want to talk to you in private." "Oh. Well sorry to piss on your cornflakes but that's not going to happen." >Look down at Sweetie. >She's smiling up at you. >"Th-thanks, Anon..." >The stereotype before you laughs. >"This is rich! Are you being serious right now, Anon?! You can do -so- much better than her!" "Weren't you saying that I was disgusting a second ago?" >"Shut up, monkey, come with me." "No." >Diamond Tiara glares at you, then turns tail and walks off. >Sigh and sit down next to Sweetie. >She rests her head against you. >"Thanks, Anon..." "S'alright." >Watch as Diamond disappears into the crowd. >The music increases in tempo, and with it, the volume of the crowd. >Sweetie doesn't seem too thrilled about matters. >Nudge her with your elbow. "What's up, Sweets? Aren't you happy to be here?" >Sweetie sniffs >"Sure, I guess; It's just Diamond." >Frown. "What about her? She's a bitch and has no friends, big deal." >"I know, but, that doesn't stop what she says from hurting..." >Snort. "Please, she's just--" >Sweetie looks up at you, her eyes full of crushed hope. >You bite your tongue, preventing you from finishing your sentence. "You really feel that bad, huh?" >She nods. >Fold your arms and readjust yourself in your seat. >For a while you both sit still, watching Sweetie's classmates dance away. >Sweetie sighs. >"It's just... Why me? What did I ever do to get Diamond Tiara's attention?" >You bite your lip. "You're uh... Prettier than her?" >"...What about my braces?" >Shrug. "Braces can be cute." >"And what about my um, weirdness?" "Everyone's a bit weird. People who say otherwise are liars." >Sweetie turns to you, blushing. >"That works, I guess." >She leans up and tries to peck you on the cheek. >Before she can, she sees something and retreats back to her spot. >"Aww, did I interrupt?" "Oh my. She graces us with her presence yet again." >Diamond smirks at you. >"Changed your mind yet, monkey?" >Look down at Sweetie. >She's avoiding looking at anything. >Glance back at Diamond, stood proud and wearing some cheap shit that Rarity would never pass as a dress. "You know what?" >Diamond raises an eyebrow. "Yeah, I'll go with you." >Sweetie's head twists up, the mare gawping at you. >"Wh... A-anon?" >Wink at her. "Come on, let's go." >Walk past Diamond, leaving Sweetie in a corner by herself. >She watches you go, tears in her eyes. >Diamond pushes past you, intending to lead and not follow. >Look over your shoulder at your 'date' and mouth the words "trust me". >As you pass the table, you nod at the alpaca. >Through some sort of weird telepathy, he nods back and slides a cup of punch towards you. >"Radical." "Stop saying that; it'll never catch on." >"Rrrradical." >Diamond leads the way out the school house and into the night. >She struts over to one of the buildings around the school. >You think this one is the sports hall. >Allow yourself to be dragged around the back of it. >Out of sight and out of earshot, she turns to you. >"So~" "So." >Set your drink on a water barrel next to a drainpipe. >"Nice night?" "You really trying to make small talk with me right now?" >"You're right, it's a waste of time." >She reaches up and plucks her tiara off her head, tossing it aside and messing up her mane with a hoof. >"Let's just get straight to it~" "What exactly do you think is going to happen here?" >She pauses. >"Anon, you know where this is going." "I know where you -want- it to go, but uhh..." >You glance back at your drink. "...I think I'll give small talk another chance." >Pick up your drink and sit on the grass, your back to the wooden panel wall. >Your companion huffs and sits down next to you, shuffling over so that her head is resting on your shoulder. >"Then I guess we can start again. Nice night?" "I guess. You uh, smell good." >She doesn't. >"Thanks~ I wore this for you." >Roll your eyes. "You've never even been interested in me; you're just doing this to get at Sweetie Belle." >She lets out a short laugh. >"You're right, I am." >Diamond turns her head to look at you. >"I want to make her know that I can take away anything she loves." >Give her a flat look. "Why? What has Sweetie ever done to you?" >Diamond shrugs, putting on an innocent face. >"Oh, I don't know~ probably nothing; I just like watching her squirm." >She develops a grin. >"Just like I want to watch you squirm~" >A hoof brushes over your pants. >You raise your drink to your lips, then pause. "I haven't had any in a while..." >Diamond's smile widens. >"Good! Then this is gonna work out well for both of us~" >She makes circles with her hoof over your pants. >"I get to ruin Sweetie's life and you get to cover my ass with your cum. Sounds like a great night to me~" >Force a smile onto your face. "Sounds kinda good when you put it like that." >Offer her the cup. "Want a drink before we get started?" >Diamond takes the cup from you. >"Oh, you're such a gentlecolt." >She takes a huge gulp from it. >Smile as she does so. >"So~ Let's take off those pants." >She starts fumbling with your belt buckle. >Help her out, undoing it and slowly unzipping your pants. >Diamond bites her bottom lip as she watches. >"Mmm... I can almost smell it~" >You stroke her face with a hand, bringing your lips closer to hers. >She closes her eyes, whispering. >"And I'm gonna enjoy riding your fat c--... zzzzz..." >Aaaand she's out. >Damn, that stuff works fast. >Snort and stand up, shrugging her off you. >Zip your pants up and empty the rest of the cup all over her. "God, I thought people like you were made up by Disney to scare kids, but here we are." >Nudge her ribs with a foot. >She's completely still. "Don't worry, I'll send someone to come and get you." >She drools in her sleep and snorts. >Stroll back across the grass to the prom hall. >Pushing open the door, you head for the punch bowl. >Though he doesn't even turn his head, the alpaca speaks up when you come into range. >"Hey, dudebro." "Hey. Behind the sports hall. Have fun." >You think you see a smile form under all that hair. >"Radical." "Still not catching on." >He shuffles out the door, and you go to find Sweetie Belle. >She's sat in her corner still, trying to seem fine when in fact her make-up is smudged from her crying. >Smile down at her, your hands on your hips. >After a moment she notices you, and peers up, her eyes still moist. >"A-Anon? Where's... umm... you know..." "Eh, she fell asleep." >Grin. "I swear it was an accident." >Sweetie studies your face carefully. >A few seconds later she smiles. >"O-oh... Oh!" >The mare giggles. >"That's... unfortunate." "Very." >Sweetie looks away at the dance floor. >You take a seat next to her and watch the other ponies for a while. >Glancing over at her, what she wants is obvious. >She's just too shy to ask you. >Rub the back of your head and try to forget everything you know about social reputation or dignity. "So uh... wanna dance?" >The school house empties out, couples going their separate ways and quiet laughter filling the night air. >Sweetie is glued to your side, beaming from ear to ear. >You turn your head towards the sports hall in the distance as you walk down the path. >Two shapes are shrouded in shadow. >One of them is moving their hips rhythmically. >Fucking foreigners. >"So did you have a great night?" >Ponder this for a moment. "Yeah, I guess I did." >Sweetie is quiet for a moment. >"Good! Let's um, go this way, I wanna show you something." >Shrug and follow her. >She takes you over to some trees off the beaten path. >Once you're both surrounded by thick trunks, she rears up on her hind legs, placing her forehooves against a tree and showing you what lurks beneath her dress. >"D-do you wanna do it?" >You watch her back legs. >She moves around slightly, and a thin twig gets snapped underhoof. >Your face goes pale. "Uh, no; n-no, I don't, never." >Sweetie turns back to you, her lips quivering. >... >Her mouth lips, genius. >"N-never?" >Uh oh. >"B-but we had such a great night! A-and couples are supposed to do this on prom night!" >Back away from her, your hands held up. "Woah now, not -every- couple, Sweetie." >"But why not?!" >She stomps her hoof, snapping another twig. >You cringe. >"Am I n-not good looking?!" "You look great!" >"Then why not?!" "Because your sister will do things to me if I do!" >She stares at you, unblinking. >Her face contorts. >"YOU MEAN YOU'RE SCREWING MY -SISTER-?!" "What, no! No! I mean she'll--" >"NO! You're NOT doing this to me, Anon!" >Oh god oh god oh god. >"I waited years for this! -Years-!" >The waterworks come again. >"A-All I ever wanted from you was -something- to show that you cared!" "We've been living together for years! Of course I care!" >"Then prove it!" "Fine! I'll kiss you, will that help?" >"NO!" >This whole time, Sweetie was backing you up further into the trees, away from the path. >"You kissed me three and a half years ago when we were playing spin the bottle at Applebloom's place while she was in the bathroom; you were wearing a purple shirt and white pants and I was wearing a cute red bow I had Rarity make me just for that one NIGHT!" >Well that wasn't creepy in the slightest. >"I want -more-, Anon. And if you don't, I'll tell Rarity that you ruined my prom night!" >Shit. "But if I do anything with you she'll kill me!" >"She doesn't have to find out!" "She always finds out-- IT'S RARITY!" >"I don't care! Just give me this one thing, Anon!" "I give you loads of things!" >Your back hits a tree. >"Give me something that has -meaning- then!" "Oh come on, wasn't that perfume good enough?!" >"The perfume I'm wearing now, you mean? I don't know, Anon, is it good enough? Does it make me any more attractive to you?!" "I already said that you're attrac--" >She stands up again and places her hooves on either side of you, trapping you against the tree. >You could, of course, push her off. >But then again, Rarity would obliterate you. >You could also go along with her. >But then again, Rarity would castrate you, -then- obliterate you. "Come on, Sweetie, I took care of Diamond for you!" >"...I-I know, and thank you for doing that for me." >She sighs and gazes up at you. >Even on her hind legs her face only reaches your chin. >"...You're the only guy I like, Anon..." >She sniffs. >"No one else appeals to me but you..." "I gathered, but is raping me in the woods really the best way to make me like you?" >She giggles and blushes. >"I dunno... It might be fun to do naughty things in the woods at night with your marefriend~" "Woah, hey, we're not dating." >"We are now, or else Rarity might hear bad things about tonight." >... "Are you... You're blackmailing me, aren't you." >She nods happily. >"Uh huh!" "Fuck." >"So, how did it go, Anonymous?" >Rarity sizes you up. >"Your clothes seem... Messy." "Oh, I tripped up on the way home. Sweetie found it uhh, hilarious." >Sweetie struts past behind Rarity, her own dress scuffed up. >Your eyes watch her rear shake from side to side as she walks. >Rarity moves into your vision. >"Something you want to tell me, Anonymous?" >Stare at her eyes, sweating. "N-no." >"I hope you're not lying, Anonymous." >Sweetie returns to the room, no longer wearing her dress. >She waves at you behind Rarity's back and runs a hoof over her curves. >Your forehead becomes torrential. "O-Of course not. Everything is fine." >Sweetie skips past, humming. >"Everything's fine, sis~!" >Rarity snorts and gets out of your face. >She strolls back up to her inspiration room and shuts the door. >Sweetie rushes over to you, excitement clear in her features. >"Sooo, what do you want to do now, coltfriend?~" "I'm going to sleep." >"Oh! Good idea!" "Alone." >Sweetie scrunches her face up. >"RARI--" >Clamp your hand over her mouth and drag her to your closet, shutting the door behind you and turning off the lights. >Fucking Sweetie Belle. The End.