Originally uploaded to Pastebin: July 27th, 2014 --- Written in a thread about Fluttershy having a FurAffinity account. --- "Hey there, Fluttershy!" >"Anon?! O-oh! H-hi! What are you doing here?" "Just come to visit, we hardly see each other nowadays." >Push past her and into her house. >"O-oh, umm, p-please don't. Wait, what did you want? Do you want a drink please..." >She trails off into incoherent mumbling. >Shake your head and smile. "It's been two weeks, Shy. We used to hang out all the time and now you're always cooped up in here." >Crouch down and playfully boop her nose. "C'mon. What's up?" >She flinches and blushes at your touch. >"I've been... Reading." >She gives you a lopsided smile. >"Reading books!" >Raise an eyebrow. "Really? Huh, never took you for a heavy reader, Shy. Whatcha been reading?" >"Hemmingneigh... A.K Yearling... Y-you know. All that good stuff." " 'Good stuff'. " >Her blush deepens. >You carefully study her face, watching for any abnormal quirks. >She's trembling, sweating, and her eyes keep darting towards the stairs. >... >Welp, nothing out of the ordinary there. >Same old Fluttershy. >Grin and scratch behind her ear. >She coos and closes her eyes, leaning into your touch. >As she does this, you remove your hand and take off upstairs to her bedroom. >"W-WAIT! Anon!" >Before she can stop you, you barge into her room to find. "Oh shit, you got a -computer-?!" >She clumsily gallops the stairs and crashes into the backs of your legs. "That explains... Well, everything." >Striding over, you sit down on the cushion she had as a seat, and flip it open. "So what set-up have you got? You into games or just social media? This what you been using to read? When was the last time you ate?" >She hastily answers "yes" to every question. >You look around her desktop. >The wallpaper is of a meadow filled with bunnies. >Typical. >Good artwork though. "I like your wallpaper, Shy." >She stops tugging on your arm and trembling for a second to smile. >"Th-thanks; a friend made it for me!" "Oooh, been meeting artists over the internet, have you?" >Give her a sly wink and chuckle. >Quick as a flash, you open up ponynet explorer. "There's this hilarious video I have to sho--" >... >You freeze mid-sentence. >Fluttershy has gone pale. >Her bookmarks at the top of the page are curious. >Ewe-tube, Ponychan, various other 'unorthodox' sites that you yourself visit. >But right at the end, you see one that makes your blood run cold. >FurAffinity. >Slowly turn your head towards your friend. >Her eyes are quickly moving between the screen and you, a look of abject horror on her face. >For a minute you both stare at each other, struggling to find words to say. >Finally, she speaks. >"...It's where I found my artist friend who did my wallpaper." "Oh!" >You smile. "So you bookmarked it so you can keep up with her work?" >"Y-yes." "Well you can always just bookmark her page specifically so that you don't have to go to the front page every time." >She nods, some colour returning to her face. >"I'll keep that in mind." >You quickly load up ewe-tube and find the video you wanted to show her. >A goat trying to skateboard. >The pair of you giggle like idiots as the laptop's speakers blare the sounds of a thoroughly confused goat into the room. >You spend the next hour or so surfing the net with Fluttershy. >It was stuff like this you missed. >Spending time with Fluttershy was great, especially when she relaxed a little bit. "So have you got any drinks? Or should we go out?" >"Oh! I'll grab us something, be right back~" >She sings the last few words and you sigh contentedly. >Fluttershy's an awesome friend. >But you just don't get why she'd spend all her time cooped up in here. >You spend ages on the internet, but still have time to go out, so what's Fluttershy doing that-- >' hi slutt! ^_^ ' >... "...What the fuck." >A chatbox has opened for a program you didn't even see was installed. >Some random guy with a picture of a dragon cock for a Display Picture just called you a slut. >So you respond accordingly. ' U wot m8. ' >' nearly finished that commission you asked for ;D it's totally hot~~ ' >... >Oh god Fluttershy what have you done. ' Really? That's great! But I forget which one that was, I ask for a lot of commissions. ' >Fingers crossed this works. >' remeber that pic Shade linked of the minotaur giving a human a rimjob you favourited? ' >JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. ' Yeah? ' >' weeell you asked me to draw something like it, but with a dragon giving the human a rimmy :3c ' >' and i'm nearly done!!!! :D ' >This is fucking horrifying. ' This is fucking great! ' >Wait, does Fluttershy even swear? >' omg you swore. that's so hot~ *nyaaaan* ' >[Internal screaming intensifies] >' im gonna tell EVERYONE ' ' Tell them what? ' >' that Sluttersly swore at me~ so do you wanna cyber again later on? ' >Again. >AGAIN. ' Sorry, busy with-- ' >... '--Reading ' >Gotta give Fluttershy credit. It's a good excuse. >' oh okay. you read GoatFister's update on his story? ' >OH COME THE FUCK ON. >"Aaanooon!~ I have your drink! Do you like orange juice? Because that's all I had..." >She sits next to you and smiles. >"What's up?" >You silently open up the chat window. >She locks up entirely. >Close the window, then the laptop, and turn to her. " 'Sluttersly'. " >She trembles as she looks at you. >"I-I-I... I..." >Her eyes water, then she starts sobbing. >"I-I'm sorry! I-I knew it was w-wrong b-but they were s-so nice to me!" >Pull her into a hug. "Shhh, it's okay." >You think it is, anyway. >Depends on how deep down the dragon-hole she went. >... >Rabbit-hole. You meant rabbit-hole. >"Y-you hate me, don't you?" "What, because you like pictures of animals fucking each other? Pffft, no." >She must never find your collection of pony/diamond dog porn. >"Th-then... You're umm, fine with this?" "To a lesser extent, sure. Just don't go sending me links to anything made by a guy called 'GoatFister'" >She giggles and tightens her hug around you. >... >"So..." >... >"Umm..." >... >"Wanna yiff?" >You're out of that house faster than you can say Bad Dragon. Fucking Fluttershy.