>Anon gets sent to Equestria
>Doesn't know jack shit about the show but thinks the ponies look nice enough
>Oh look there's one over there
>And another
>They're surrounding him
>"Sex. Sex. Sex." they chant
>He starts to get a bad feeling about them
>Tries to run away but gets dogpiled by the hungry mares
>Suddenly bombs full of bad smelling perfume litter the area
>The mares get their eyes and noses burned by the poorly mixed log scent and green decadence brand
>He gets pulled by the collar by yellow stallion comforting him along the way
>Finds himself taken to an underground bunker full of stallions armed with perfume bottles and soakers
>He gets approached by a stallion with a wheelchair
>"I don't know who you are, but I know to never leave a brother behind. My name is Shining Armor, current leader of the army of Equestria."
>"Or at least what's left of it."
>The human takes a look to the sorry state of the 'army'
>Some were crying while their comrades provided them with napkins
>Others are breaking down at seeing their manes ruined by the dirty environment
"Uh what happened here?"
>"Sex comrade. The Sex Virus invaded my home."
>Starring Discord as the first victim of the virus, currently bed ridden with his lower half in a cast
>Trixie, the only mare who somehow isn't affected by the virus
>She continues to demand to be released and to be fed sandwiches from the colt researchers
>Anon will have to co-operate with the remnant army while dodging sex-crazed mares to be brought a cure for Equestria