11/08/2022

I have an idea for RGREqG
Its about Anon becoming a big tt(testes) goth bf
>"Alright Anon. We just get in, use your hyooman expertise to find the crown, and we'll be back home before we know it-"
"FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK!"
>Twilight flinches from the swearing and turns around
>"Shhhh..! Be quiet..! We are in unknown territory so we have to keep our- Eyes. Open..."
>By Celestia's teats below its like two suns vacuum sealed in Nightmare's everlasting darkness
>She was at awe at Anon's shapely ass being suffocated by a pair of tight leather pants
"God fucking dammit I thought I was over this by highschool."
>No no no please don't turn around
>Her eyes honed in on Anon's jewels that are stretching the fabric of his pants
>unf

>You on the other hand are mad at the fact your one shame from high school crept up and grabbed you metaphorically and literally by the balls
>Fake black hair, eye liner, impractical tight leather clothing
>First things first
>Your going to find the equivalent of Rarity in this world and have her make you some new breathable pants

>You are Anon
>And goddamn it hurts just by walking
>Ned Flanders lied
>It doesn't feel like you are wearing nothing at all
"C'mon Sparklebutt. Let's just get to the principal's office so we can get this over with."
>"Uh huh..."
>It doesn't help the fact most, if not all the students in this school are looking at the two of you
>Or is it just you
>Dammit your teenage insecurities are coming back to you full force
>You start to speed walk past them while grabbing Twiggy's hand

>You are Twilight Sparkle
>Holy hay fries with the ketchup on the side
>The Anon butt is speaking to you
>'Slap me Twilight you know you want to'
>NO
>STOP you are not a pervert like Rainbow Dash
>You are going to be respectable to all colts
>Like Princess Celestia taught you
>...
>Anon's hips continue to sway in front of you while he holds your hand
>HNGGGGGGH

>"Damn sis look at that."
>You are Fluttershy
>You've just seen a majestic creature walk past you and Rainbow Dash
>"Man the new girl's lucky if she has a bf lookin' like that."
>You turn your head down in disappointment from the sight of him holding hands with the purple student
>Oh well at least you got a front row seat on seeing the new boy up close
>His bulging coin purse will forever live rent free in your mind

>"I see, well since all your papers are in order. I can finally say welcome to Equestria High!"
>You are Principal Celestia
>The two students in front of you looked on as you just reviewed their papers for enrollment.
>One was the epitome of a book-smart, law abiding student
>Next to her on the other hand
>Let's just say you were a bit surprised that a student was at eye level for you
>Along with some... questionable clothing that could make you blush
>IF you were a teenager of course!
>That's right...
>You handed them their papers and said their goodbyes
>The larger, gothic boy immediately head out with a strange pep in his step while the other bowed at you before leaving
>Awfully strange that one
>Though after they left you finally let out a breath you didn't know you were holding
>You leaned back a bit look down to see
>Yep your nipples are hard
>You put your hands on your face and groan
>Hopefully he didn't see that or else you'd get your ass sued-
>"Holy fucking shit Celly did you see that jailbait?"
>Goddammit Luna...

>You are Anon
>Doing the stanky leg while walking like a coked up crab is somehow the only way to have Anon Jr. breath
>Most if not all of the students headed into their respective classrooms
>You skim your papers and find you have Biology next 
"Twilight what did you get?"
>"I got you."
"What?
>You heard Twilight slurp something before coughing
>"I said I got History."
>Fuck you two are getting separated
>"It's ok Anon, during recess, we'll meet up at the cafeteria."
"Alright, just gonna find this Sunset Shimmer and crown am I right?"
>She nods her head