>Living in Ponyville >Finally used to the shorter doorframes >You've been visiting the white one a few times a week to get some formal clothes fitted >Dusk Shine insisted on it because of some meeting thing that was coming up in, like, five months >The fashionista seems to have made a game of being elusive about his name >Half of your meetings are making guesses at his name >The other half is listening to him talk about advances in non-pony fashion while he has you try on clothes that can't exactly be described as comfortable >You can't say you don't enjoy the time together, though >His excitement is infectious, and he is pretty cute >Plus, he walks with a fruity little sway which moves his tail enough that you occasionally get a decent view of the goods >Some days, it's difficult to keep composure while he's taking measurements >And he's getting better with the bipedal anatomy thing >You almost had a decent dress shirt last time >Almost >It still tried to compress your shoulders into your neck, but it's progress >He seemed pretty confident that the next one would be perfect >You open the door to the Boutique and call out "Hey, uh, R-Radiance? Look, I'm becoming inclined to give up on the name thing, but I'm here!" >Something is off >Specifically, the lights >It's dark, everything is clean and put away, and the whole place feels abandoned >Maybe he had to leave to buy something, but why was the door unlocked? >Definitely not right >You creep into the building, looking around for signs of life "Hey, dude, you home? I hope I'm not walking in on a burglary in progress or something." >You don’t like that you just gave yourself that idea >Now you can hear your pulse >You walk as quietly as you can through the showroom floor and into the kitchen >Clean, dark, devoid of life, and slightly chilly >The freezer door is slightly ajar, and the enchantment inside is trying its best to keep the contents cold >You push the machine closed and continue to the stairs, peeking into the laundry room as you pass it >Also empty >You're still a touch nervous about freezer looting burglars when you hear the sob from upstairs >That sounds like... whatever his name is! >The burglars have captured the fashion horse! >Those fiends! >Who knows what they're doing to him! >You rush upstairs and look frantically between the doors >You reach toward the closest door but hear another sob from the furthest one >You reach the door in a fraction of a second and pull at the latch >Crap, locked >Another series of wracking sobs from inside >"Go away. Leave me alone, please." >How dare those monstrous ponies torment such a generous soul! >rage.exe >There is no way you'll let them get away with this! >Stepping back, you roll up your sleeve and brace yourself >You charge the door, letting out a fierce battle cry >The latch breaks free with a resounding crack as the door swings open, and you go sprawling into the room >Adrenaline pumping, you push yourself up and take in the room >There’s nopony but the fashionista in here... >He's lying on that fainting couch that you've seen him pull out of nowhere when you make a particularly bad guess at his name >He's also wrapped in a blanket, has a spoon and tub of ice cream hovering next to him, and is looking at you with an expression of wide-eyed shock >Those eyes are looking red and swollen, and his usually neat mane is an absolute mess >The ice cream on the spoon takes the moment of silence as its moment to escape, landing with a resounding plop >That breaks the spell >"Anon, what in Equestria did you do that for?!" >rage.exe disabled "Uhhh, burglars?" >"Burglars?" "Yeah, I, uh, thought you weren't here because it was dark and that maybe someone broke in since the door was unlocked and the freezer was open, and uhhh-" >You glance at the tub of ice cream as it slowly descends to the floor in a cloud of magic "- and then I heard you crying and thought the burglars had captured you for some reason, so I rushed up here to help." >As you tell your story, the shock and some of the melancholy melt away to be replaced by a bit of mirth. >He raises a hoof to his muzzle to mask a little chuckle >"Well, Mr. Anonymous, you certainly know how to crash a pity party." >You sheepishly look at the crack in the door and the broken latch. "Sorry, I can pay for that." >"Pshh, don't worry about it. Tumbler Twist insisted that she owes me a favor after I helped with her brother's wedding." >He wipes away some of the tears from his face "Well, alright, I suppose." >You drop down into a squat in front of the white stallion "So, what's got you all in a funk like this, man?" >He gives a patient smile and a little sniffle before sitting up and motioning for you to sit >"Oh, nothing you need to worry about, Anonymous. I'm just being a silly stallion wallowing in..." >He twirls a hoof in thought as you shift your position to sit next to him >"Whatever it is ponies are meant to wallow in after being turned down yet again." >That's a bit of a surprise >You didn't take him as being in the dating scene >Why do you feel disappointed at that? "That's surprising. I've only known you for a few weeks, but I can't see any reason for a mare to turn you down. I mean, you're attractive, successful, generous to the point that the very concept-" >You cut yourself off as you notice that he has an eyebrow raised and a little smirk "What? What's that look for?" >"Anon, it was a stallion. I like stallions." >Some part of your brain sets off a fireworks display and begins dancing >"And some stallions can be right jerks when you wrongly assume they're interested in you," he finishes with a sniffle and tugs the blanket tighter around his torso >The mental celebration comes to a screeching halt >Okay, no burglars, but some stallion hurt this pony for daring to be interested in him >rage.exe re-enabled "Hey, who did it, where can I find them, and what are Equestria's punishments for aggravated assault?" >You don’t exactly relish the idea of violence against ponies, but you can't think of anything else with the anger burning >Another little giggle >Sweet Celestia, he's cute when he does that >Your rage peters out in the face of it >"Don't go getting yourself in trouble on my behalf now, Anon. I'll be fine. It just stung my pride. I'm sorry, I'm not really in a state where I can help with your outfit." >Now the wheels are turning >You're pulling up memories and piecing together a plan >"Darling, you better not be plotting something ridiculous." >Guess it was pretty obvious the cogs were turning >You turn toward him and put a hand on each of his shoulders >He gives a little jolt of surprise >You can't help but admire how soft and sleek his coat is "Okay, there's a train that arrives in a bit over three-quarters of an hour. Can you be ready by then?" >A look of confusion crosses his face as he searches your eyes >"W-whatever for?" >You put on your best winning smile "There's a restaurant in Manehattan I heard was good, and I believe you mentioned an event at Saddle Row this week. If some bastard is going to be a dick about you showing interest in him, and I can't kick his butt, then I can at least take you out for a good time." >As you speak, the confusion on the stallion's face melts into understanding >Then your conclusion causes a blush to spring up on his cheeks >"Anonymous, are you asking me out? You don't even know my name." >That catches you off guard >Are you asking him out? >Yeah, you guess you are "Yeah, I guess I am. Besides, not knowing your name is your own fault, Mister." >You draw your hands back and fold them on your lap as he chews your offer over >A smile slowly spreads across his muzzle, and he gives a nod >"I would be honored to go out with you, darling. I will be there," he says, primly >He shrugs off the blanket and stretches as he steps off the couch >You do your absolute best to keep your gaze respectful >Okay, mostly respectful >That sure is one beautiful Cutie Mark >You are definitely just looking at the Cutie Mark >If he notices your wandering eyes, he doesn't let on >The fashion horse gives himself a shake and turns to look at you >His eyes are still red and puffy, but any trace of sadness is gone >"Oh, you do still have those clothes you showed up in, right? They're nicer than what Dusk cobbled together there." >You have to agree >The wardrobe the purple pony conjured fits your body in the strictest sense, but they are far from elegant >Artist he is not "I suppose I can ask him for them back. I can't imagine there's much more he can research on them." >You stand up, dusting the absolutely nothing off your knees as you do >"Tell him I insist you have them back," he says as he trots toward the adjoining bathroom >He's walking with that sway again >You feel your pulse quicken a little "Tell him who insists?" >You've won >You must have his name now >He throws his head back, looking at you with a devious grin >"Just call me Fashion Horse, like you usually do" >You lost >You didn't even see it coming >Now it's your turn to blush >"Oh, don't you worry, Darling. I'll tell you on the train." >Now a rush of anticipation >He disappears around the corner with a swish of his tail >"Oh, Anon, could you be an absolute dear and put that ice cream back in the freezer on your way out?" >You nod, then remember he can't see that "Yeah, sure thing." >You scoop up the nearly empty carton and scan the floor for the lid >You find it under the couch as you hear water start to run in the other room >You pop the lid on as you leave the room with a growing ball of excitement and a touch of anxiety in your gut >You can hardly believe you actually did that or that he agreed