(day one)
>"Oh my... this is far too much! Are you sure?"
"Of course! Though I must admit, I'll be taking some for myself too. Smells too good to pass up on."
>"It does! Oh, my girls will love it! Celestia bless you."
"Heh... yeah. I guess so."
>When you ended up in Equestria, you were...
>Surprised
>To say the very least
>Especially since you effectively woke up next to a burnt down bush
>"Mr. Anon, I'm just about finished! We have a little less than half of our medicine left but it should be enough for them to last until they get back to town!"
>A joyous lime green mare with lemony yellow mane trots up to you
"Ah, excellent! It's just you and me so we won't need a whole lot to ourselves. We'll have to restock when we get the bits..."
>You lean down and pet her head
>She returns the gesture by rubbing her face against your palm
>Aggressively...
"G... good."
>You give her an extra hard mane ruffle and retreat before she can escalate further
"Grief!"
>The mare opposite of your massive wok gives you a funny look
>"Oh, it seems like you have a little admirer♪"
"Ah hah... yup. Sure do."
>If she even knew a quarter of it...
"Right, well. Your troop has mess kits I take it? I'm gonna fix some for us, and I may have to take seconds."
>"They sure do! I'll get them ready to eat right away."
>The fillyscout leader backs away and trots off toward the half dozen poorly pitched tents
>"Girls, Mr. Anonymous made food for us! Single line, we're all fine, let's get ready to rise and shine!"
>She must have practiced that line dozens of times
>As cheesy as it is, it works because every filly in uniform skips out
>Except a pair that are covered in polka-dots
>You're pretty sure that whatever it is, you're immune to it
>"Are you really sure that it's ok to fix this much? We might be cutting it a little close..."
"Nah, it'll be fine. Have you seen what grows out here? We can make it work."
>"Food costs bits too..."
>With the assisted ponies out of direct earshot, your companion finally speaks her mind
"It'll be ok. When in doubt, it's easy to pick up a short term job. If we remember what we've learned, we'll come across everything we need."
>You look into her rich lavender eyes
"Trust me!"
>"Well I do..."
>With the matter settled, you leave the wok long enough to grab a pair of bowls
"Gotta say, the dress looks gorgeous too."
>It's only her second time wearing it
>It's plain and black with white accents
>Simple
>But undeniably attractive
>"I'm glad you do. If it weren't for you I'd still be... well. You know."
>You share an awkward laugh
>You sure do know
"It's fine. For now, let's just relax and eat. Maybe we can compare notes with them later."
>"Is that such a good idea if the troop leader got lost?"
"That... is a good point. Isn't it."
>You exchange niceties while watching the scouts and their guardian feast
>You're convinced one of those fillies is actually some feral forest foal they found
>This marks the fifth time you've helped out a group of ponies
>How many more will you end up saving?
>And then there's "saving"
"Moral Support."
>The lime mare's ears perk up
>"What is it?"
"Have you thought any more on what we discussed?"
>"On charity, the mission, or the other thing?"
"N-no "other thing". Not with foals around."
>Something tells you that if you were one second too slow on that...
"The mission. You're sure Equestria really doesn't have anything like that?"
>Moral shrugs
>"I dunno. I've never heard of one before. It doesn't sound so alien to have a group of people who just want to help out with things. But I guess I've never seen things get so bad that an entire town needs help."
"It doesn't have to be a town. It can just be a batch of ponies that got lost."
>"I know. But from what you told me... entire countries? Millions of people that need it? I can't imagine it."
"It really is hard to believe. I still don't believe it but I saw the numbers. The money that went in and out."
>You were part of a group that raised well over a quarter million dollars
>You remember going to a tap room with some of your friends to celebrate and...
>Nothing
>Your next memory is Equestria
>The burnt out bush
>And Moral Support
>Hunched over you
>Masturbating like something had possessed her
>Your lips tremble into a flat frown
>Never once would you believe that shouting at someone would accelerate such a situation
"Moral."
>You maintain a faintly bitter expression
>She doesn't seem to notice it
>"Mr. Anon."
"Your..."
>You clear your throat
"Your normal activity. Don't do that tonight."
>"W-what?! But I-"
"Will have to wait another day. Not until the scouts are gone."
>And there are no witnesses
>As much as you believe your goal is to now help the ponies of Equestria, where does this perverse mare fit in?