Hey all you ponies, could you help a Pinkie through
I've got a little issue with what isn't on my hooves
See, I wore these socks down to Mare Fair, don't you know
Those blue and yellow stripes going so well with my coat
But as you plainly can see
Those socks are nowhere near me, hey
They kept me comfy while I sat in MCO
And Wawa mare she told me "mare those socks give you a glow"
Got those muffins stocked, so Pinkie's ready to go
And I'll rock these socks around the clock when I'm stompin' on the flo'
See all the panels around
Then suddenly I look down… oh,

I lost my socks down at mare fair (and stripy socks)
And I've been looking but they could be anywhere
Under a rock, under the con chair (and stripy socks)
I lost my socks down at mare fair (This might take awhile).
 
Dig through my outfits, checking under Rainbow's wing (Hey what are you doing.)
And as for the hotel staff, they haven't caught a thing
But I've got to get my hoofwear, already checked within my poof hair
And next I know to look where, I'm lookin' at you purple book mare (What?)
I see your devious thoughts (Pinkie, that's ridiculous.)
You're thinking of mixing socks with your crocs (I already have my own socks.)
Maybe I lost them on the marey-go-round, I'm goin' around, that's always an option
Maybe somepony's got a sneaky plan for cashing it out, by selling them down at the charity auction
They could be here, they could be there, they could be anymare
but there's a sock-shaped hole in my outfit I can't repair
whoever took my socks had best give 'em back or prepare
to gaze upon this party pony's works ye mighty, and despair
Even right on this stage
I feel they're not far away

I lost my socks down at mare fair (at mare fair)
And I've been looking but they could be anywhere (could be anywhere)
Under a rock, under the con chair
I lost my socks down at mare fair (this might take awhile)
So while I rock down at mare fair (rock rock rock it down)
If any pony sees my socks anywhere 
Make sure to give 'em a good mare stare (mare stare)
'Cause I lost my socks, yeah I lost my socks down at