(from ~2015)

[prompt] So when you hug them, is that how you get the "Squee" sound?

>you eventually get curious about the squeak you hear when you give a pone a good hug
>you ask purplesquee about it and she just looks at you odd
>"what are you talking about anon?"
"in the name of science, i shall find out"
>pick her up
>"hey! put me down"
>you don't do as she says
>examining her, give her a couple squishes, sure enough a squee each time
>you realize it isn't coming from her mouth
>somewhat anxiously you turn her upside down
>sure enough, it's coming from the back
....
>does her ponut... have a reed?
>you do an internal double take
>yeah, pones have whistles for assholes
>turn her around, ignoring her continuing blabber and unthreatening demands to put her down
>you grab her snout mid yap and hold it open
>look in
>sure as shit... you can see right through to that whistle
>pones are hollow
>pones are big squeaky toys
>you now understand why diamond dogs are their natural enemies