Disclaimer: This is my first attempt at writing, so there will be mistakes eventually. Also, i've never watched a full episode of the show, everything i know about it is from the Fandom, which i've been in for about 2 years now. it's pretty funny actually, i remember the first thing that caught my attention was a Youtube series called 'Friendship is Gic'. how i accidentally ran into that is beyond me, but afterwards i started looking for more, and eventually found 'Pony Thread Simulator'. Decided to have a look on 4 Chan for myself, and the rest is history. With that out of the way, please enjoy my terrible story
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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>There's that Nightmare again
"Mommy NOOO!"
>You wake in a cold sweat...Outside?
>You rub the sleep from your eyes and notice something
>It looks different somehow
>Great, it's one of 'Those' nightmares where you wake up into a dream
>As you look in all directions, you notice there's something to your right
>It looks like...a small horse. a Pony?
>What the fuck?
>It looks surprised
>Might as well try talking to it
"Umm, hi" You say
>Your social skills have never let you down before!
>This time will surely be no different
>It somehow looks more surprised
>"Uhhh, what are you?" She asks
>This shouldn't require much thought
"My name is Anon, and i'm a Human. What is your name?"
>She looks slightly nervous
>"My name is Minuette"
"That's a lovely name, it's nice to meet you Minuette" You say with a soft smile
>"You too" She smiles as well
"Soo, where am i?" You ask, to break the small silence
>"In a field just outside of Ponyville"
"Ok, which way is that?" You ask
>"I'll show you"
 
>She began to lead you there
>"So, where you from? not to be rude, but i've never seen anything like you before" She asks, looking over to you
"From a planet called Earth"
>"Earth, i've never heard of it"
"It's likely in another universe" You say
>"Really? how did you get here?"
"I just sort of woke up here. was i asleep when you found me?" You ask
>"Yeah, i don't know how long you were there though"
"Hmmm"
>Guess this isn't a dream
>You're pretty open-minded, so this kind of thing doesn't surprise you as much as it would most others
>"Well, we're here"
>You look up and see a vibrant town full of colorful Ponies walking every which way
>Some have stopped to look at you, others either don't notice or don't care
"Hi, my name is Anon, and i'm a Human. i come in peace!" You say, with a friendly wave
>The ones that stopped, start running, causing others to notice and run as well
>Except one
>"Well, i'm sure you can find your way around town and make some friends. see ya!"
"See ya"
>And with that, Minuette walks away, leaving you with the only Pony that didn't run
"Umm hi, my name is Anon, what's your name?"
>"Vinyl Scratch, but you can call me Vinyl" She says, with a smirk
"It's nice to meet you Vinyl" You say, with a smile to relieve some of the tension
>Though, this purple-shades-wearing headphone-having Pony doesn't seem nervous at all
>She seems almost confident
>"So where are you from?"
"A planet called Earth, i just woke up here a bit ago. i don't know how i ended up here though"
>"Cool! Got any otherworldly music?" She asks, excitedly
>Pretty straightforward... mare
>You reach into your pocket, and pull out your trusty phone
>"What's that?" She asks, turning her head to the side a bit
"It's called a Phone. You can use it for all sorts of stuff. including storing music" You say, with a smirk
>"Sweet! let's hear some music!"
"What genre do you like?" You ask
>"Lots, but something with bass is my jam"
"Ok, i should have a couple of songs like that. You wanna find a place to sit?"
>"How about by that tree?" She suggests
>She points to a tree near the edge of the meadow you and Minuette walked from
"Sure" You agree
 
>On the way there, you explained that there's a port on the phone for Headphones
>You also plug in your awesome audio splitter for Maximum Jamming Potential
>And bust out your cool blue earbuds™
>You arrive, and after you and Vinyl plug in your Musical listening-to Accesories, you play the first song
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLBlOhihhrg
>She seems to be enjoying it
>You're both bobbing your heads to the beat
>You go through a few songs, and she decides it's time to wrap it up
>"That was pretty chill, we should do this again sometime"
"Sounds good to me, i'll catch ya later Vinyl" You say, extending your arm ending in a closed fist. Signifying your quiet request for a bump
>She stares quizzically at your hand for a bit, but complies nonetheless with a fist-hoof bump
 
>And with that you started walking back towards Ponyville
>At least you made some new friends
>As you walk further into town, you notice a Purple Pony with wings and a horn headed your way
"Hi there, my name is Anon, i'm a Human" You say
>"It's nice to meet you Anon. my name is Twilight Sparkle, but you can call me Twilight. follow me"
>Being the open-minded guy you are, you comply
>On the way to wherever she's leading you, you explained where you're from, and that you just woke up here
>Apparently, the locals informed the Royal Guards of your presence, and urged Twilight to investigate
>You eventually end up in front of a large Castle made of Crystals
>Neat
>She leads you inside and introduces you to a small creature
>"Hey Spike, this is Anon. a Human from a planet called Earth"
"It's nice to meet you Spike, i have a question for you if you don't mind"
>"Sure, what is it?"
"You're a Dragon right?" You ask
>Spike and Twilight both look surprised
>"How did you know i was a Dragon?"
"Just a guess really. you look similar to the Dragons i've seen on Earth because of your scales"
>Fictional of course, for obvious reasons
"Does that mean that you can breathe Fire?"
>Spike puts on a grin
>"Yep" Is all he says
>He then proceeds to breathe fire above your head. though not close enough to set you on fire
"Awesome!" You say, excitedly
>Spike smiles
>"We should get going, talk to you later Spike" Twilight says
"See ya"
>Spike nods
 
>You and Twilight engage in small talk, mostly consisting of where you're from
>"Here we are, the Princesses would like to talk to you"
>Twilight flies over and sits in one of the thrones, the others holding white, dark blue, and pink Ponies.
>Twilight must be a Princess as well
>Though, the others are quite large
>The white one speaks first
>"You must be Anon, correct?"
"Yes, your majesty" You say, with a deep bow
>They all giggle
>"There'll be no need for such formalities dear Anon" She says softly, giving off a motherly feel
>You blush, and shift uncomfortably on your feet
"Sorry, this is kinda new to me" You say, embarrassed
>"Do not worry, i wish to ask a few questions" She says, wearing a comforting smile
>You then explain what you are, where you come from, and how you got here
>Apparently the white one is Celestia, the dark blue one is Luna, and the pink one is Cadence
>"So, how do you Recreate?" Cadence asks
"Uhh" is all you manage in the face of such an odd question
>"No further questions!" Celestia says, waving her hooves and sheepishly smiling
"See ya later!" You say, turning and walking away slightly faster than normal
 
>You're now back in Ponyville
>Looking up, you see a Blue Pony flying about and... Moving clouds
>Ok
>You wave at them
"Hi there!"
>She notices you, and slowly flies down to you
>"What are YOU?" She asks, looking you over
"My name is Anon, i'm a Human from the planet Earth" You say, routinely
>"Sounds lame" is all she says
"What's your name?"
>She looks taken aback for a moment
>"You already know who i am" She says, with an air of confidence
"I do?" is all you say, surprised by the Pony's antics
>"Of course! I'm the fastest Pegasus in all of Equestria!" She says, puffing out her chest
"That's impressive"
>"Of course it is!"
"I'll talk to you later i guess" You say walking away
>"Wait!"
"Huh?" You say turning to face her once again
>"The name's Rainbow Dash by the way"
"Nice to meet you Ranbow Dash" You say with a soft smile
>"You wanna get something to eat?" She says with a slight blush
"Sure" You could use something to nom on
 
>After a bit of walking, you arrive at a place called Sugarcube Corner
>It's getting dark outside, so they must stay open for a while
>The door opens with a jingle, alerting the Pony at the counter of your presence
>She stares with wide eyes before quickly turning it into a smile
>"Good evening, umm, what can i get you sir?"
>You're caught off guard by her calling you sir, but before you can say anything, Rainbow Dash interjects
>"We'll have the Lovers Cupcake" She quickly says
>"Coming right up!" The Pony at the counter says, before quickly walking out of sight to prepare it
"The Lovers Cupcake?" You ask, confused
>"Yeah, it's a pretty tasty cupcake" She says, looking at the floor and blushing brightly
>Before you can say anything else, the mare returns with the cupcake
>"It's on the house" She says with a nervous smile
>Rainbow Dash grabs it off the counter with a single hoof...Somehow, and then you both head outside
 
"So, we're gonna share the cupcake?" You ask
>"Yeah" She says, still looking embarrassed
"Where do you wanna eat?"
>"Over here is fine" She says, floating over to a bench near the side of the place
"You want the first bite?" You ask sitting next to her
>Instead of answering, she takes a generous bite of it
>You man-giggle at the adorable sight
>"What?" She asks, annoyed, with plenty of cupcake still in her mouth
"That was pretty cute" You say, teasing her
>"I am Not cute!" She says, blushing and pouting, making her more cute
"Whatever you say" you say, taking a bite of your own
>And it's Delicious
>You're both about to finish the cupcake, when a yellow mare with slightly Red and Orange hair walks by and notices the two of you
>"Rainbow Dash? Haha! is that a Lovers Cupcake?"
>"I-" Dash says, clearly very embarrassed
"Yeah! and we were enjoying it until you came along" You say, not in love with this mares attitude
>The mare is taken aback
>"And what are you exactly?" She asks, clearly upset with you
"My name is Anon, and i'm a Human from the planet Earth, but that's not important. you should apologize to Dash for laughing at her" You say, glaring full-capacity
>She stares at you, mouth agape.
>"Don't you know who i am?"
"Can't say that i do" You say, eager to end this confrontation
>"Hmph! i don't need this" She says, then walks away
 
"You can have the last bite" You say looking over at her
>It's already gone
>She's giving you 'The Look' and advancing
>You know what's coming next, and decide to meet her halfway
>She squeaks in surprise, but quickly relaxes into the kiss
>The kiss lasts for a bit, no tongue-action, but that's perfectly fine, it was just a cupcake after all
>After the kiss ends, you notice a bit of icing on the corner of her mouth, and decide to take a risk
"You got a little bit of icing on you, let me get that for you" You say pointing at the icing
>You then lean forward and lick it off, nice and slow
>You return to your normal sitting position, and give her a smile
>She's blushing like crazy, and staring wide-eyed at you
>"I think i missed a few clouds, haha, see ya later!"
>She then flies off, leaving a rainbow trail behind her
 
>That was fun, the only thing that wasn't fun, was that rude mare
>But you've got other problems. it's now nighttime. where are you going to stay?
>Don't know why you didn't think of this earlier, it's a serious problem
>You would sleep on this bench, but now you have an angry Yellow mare probably wondering the streets
>You feel chills all over you
>Maybe you should ask Twilight?
>Yeah, it beats dying a Yellow, Red, and Orange, death
 
>On the way, you notice a building that looks like a tailor shop
>The lights are on, so you might as well look around a bit
>Once inside, you notice a lack of Ponies
>You decide to look around anyway
>After a bit, you hear someone walking down the stairs
>A small filly stops and looks at you
"Umm hi, i saw that the lights were on, so i assumed it was open, i was just looking around"
>"What are you exactly?" She asks in an adorable voice, sitting down
"My name is Anon, i'm a Human from the planet Earth"
>"Wow, that's Cool!" She says, her voice cracking a bit
>"Everything alright sweetie?" a mare asks, while walking down the stairs
>When she reaches the bottom, she notices you
>"I was just talking to Anon, a Human from the planet Earth"
"Hi" you say, waving you're hand "I saw that the lights were on, so i assumed it was open. i can leave if you want"
>"That won't be necessary darling, would you like a new outfit?" She says, lifting her mane a bit with a hoof
"You carry clothes for Humans?"
>"I would have to make them for you"
>Uh-oh
"Actually, i don't have any money"
>"Don't worry darling, i'll do it for free" She says giggling a bit
>Another thing for free. you hope they aren't scared of you or something
"You don't have to do that, it would probably take a lot of work, especially considering i'm new here"
>"Please darling, it would only take a bit to get the measurements. I'm the best at what i do after all" She says, confidently
"If you insist, what are your names by the way?" You ask
>"My name is Rarity" She says
>"I'm Sweetie Belle!" She says, turning on her high-beams
"It's nice to meet the both of you" You say, giving a soft smile
>They both give smiles of their own
>"Follow me if you would" Rarity says, as she heads up the stairs
 
>You follow her, and end up in what you assume is her workshop
>"Stand there for me please" She says, pointing to a small platform near the middle of the room
>When you arrive, she instructs you to stand with you're feet slightly apart, and you're arms outstretched
>Great, you're now the early stages of a Video Game
>"One moment"
>One moment later, there are several strips of measuring tape flying at you
"Agh!" Is all you manage to say before you're mutilated
>But, you never get savaged by flying inanimate objects
>"Sorry, i didn't mean to startle you darling" She says, giggling
>What?
>You move your arms away from your face and see the tape, floating with an aura around the individual strips
>You also notice the same aura on her horn.
>Time for questioning
"Are you lifting those with some kind of Magic?"
>"Of course" Is all she says
"Woah, Magic didn't exist on Earth"
>"Really?" She asks, dumbstruck
"Yeah, that's why i was startled, haha, Anyways, you may continue, i won't hide this time"
>She giggles a bit, and gets to work
>It only takes about 30 seconds before she's done
>I guess she IS the best at what she does
>"Your clothes will be done sometime tomorrow, stop by in the evening to pick them up"
"Thanks, this means a lot Rarity" You say, as you lift her into a hug
>"No problem darling" She says, slightly flustered
 
>And with that, you're on your way out of the shop
>Sweetie Belle stops you by the door
>"Hey, umm, i was wondering if you wanted to hang out tomorrow?" She asks with an adorable smile, and cheery tone
>Saying no to that face would be a crime
"Sure!" You say, putting on a 4-ply smile. only the softest smiles for small cute Pony
>"Yaay! I'll see ya tomorrow Anon!" She says, doing a cute trot in place
>Couple all of this adorableness, with the the cupcake you ate earlier, and the future is looking pretty grim
"See ya Sweetie Belle!"
 
>And now you're on your way to the castle
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB3DowZCTGI
>Along the way, you spot a blue pony pulling a huge cart
>Holy shit, that thing looks heavy! you should help them
>As you approach, you notice they're wearing a cool looking hat and cape
>Maybe a magician?
"Hey there, you need some help with that?" You ask, making your presence known
>She looks up at you
>"Trixie doesn't need help, She can pull this just fine" She says, not sounding tired at all
>Third-Pony perspective? You can dig it, at least it skips a part of the introduction
"Ok, i just figured i'd ask, this thing looks super heavy, haha" You say, nervously rubbing the back of your head
>"Hmm, you can help Trixie in another way" She says, contemplating
"Sure, what would that be?" You ask
>"Trixie does Magic shows, to strike AWE into the Ponies of Equestria!" She says with a flourish, striking a pose
"That's awesome! How can i help?"
>"Follow Trixie" She says, and then opens the door to her cart
>It look pretty roomy in there
 
>She leads you inside, and it's huge! even bigger than it looked on the outside! just like Wal-Mart always was
>Maybe Magic did exist on Earth...
>She takes a seat on her couch, and motions for you to join her
>"Sit with Trixie, we have much to discuss"
>So you sit, this is a really comfy couch. Trixie is living the dream
>"So, Trixie has noticed that you have a lot of Magical Power" She says
>What?
"You sure?" You ask, not convinced
>"Trixie is positive, she always is. She's The Great and Powerful Trixie!"
>She stands and poses yet again, rolling some of the r's in her title
>She composes herself and sits back down
"Even if i did have Magic, i still don't know how to use it" You say
>"You need a Horn" Is all she says
"Are you saying i can just GET one somehow?"
>"Of course! Everything is possible when Trixie is involved" She says, matter of factly
"If you say so. how am i gonna get one?" You ask, thinking it would be really cool to have magical powers
>"Trixie will make it for you obviously. just give her a minute" She says getting up and walking into another room
>When she emerges, an hour later, she's carrying a horn in her magical grasp
>"Just put this on carefully" She says putting the horn in your hand
"Ok" Is all you say, before slowly putting it on, just under your hair so that it looks natural
>As soon as it makes contact, it seals to your head
>You feel strange sensations all over your body, but it's too intense, so you pass out on the couch
 
>When you wake up, you have a serious headache
"Uuugh" Is all you can say as you lift up from your sleeping position
>Trixie must have moved you so that you would feel more comfortable
>That's really nice of her actually
>"Trixie is glad you're awake, this should help with the headache"
>She casts a spell on you, and you immediately feel like a million bucks
"Thanks Trixie! For taking care of me that is" You say, grateful
>She blushes slightly
>"No need to thank Trixie, she still wants your help after all"
"Of course, how can i help?" You ask
>"First off, we're going to need you adjusted to your Magic, so try casting a spell. Hmm, a lighting spell should be simple enough"
"Ok" You say
>You begin focusing, and asking your mind to create a light
>After a bit, you start to feel something.
>Opening your eyes, you notice a light forming on the tip of your horn
"It's working!" You say excitedly
>"Now focus on making it brighter"
>So you begin focusing even harder
>After a bit it becomes unbearably bright
"Aaagh! I can't stop it!" Is all you can say, panic fills your body
>Trixie grabs you with her magic, effectively stopping the light
>"That was great! You can definitely help Trixie!" She says, a bit too excited, considering you almost lost your eyesight
>She releases her magical grip on you, and you cross your legs to be more comfortable
"This is amazing, i wonder what else i can do" You say to no one in particular
>"Lots, Trixie wants you to help her with her show that she will be performing tomorrow"
"Really?" You say, looking at her "I'd be glad to help!"
>"Good, let's go over some routines for now"
 
>And you did, about 2 and a half hours worth of practice
>You're so excited about the show!
>After some tea that Trixie made for the both of you, you decide it's time to retire to the outside world once again
"I guess i'm gonna head out Trixie" You say, standing up from your chair in the kitchen
>"One more thing before you go" She says, walking off to her room
>After she re-enters the room, you see two objects floating behind her
>Her hat and cape, except they've been refitted to match your proportions
>"Trixie is giving you a spare set of her iconic attire" She says as she floats them over to you
"Wow, Thanks Trixie! You say as you put them on, and then give her a big hug
>"No need to thank Trixie, she is only being generous" She says as the hug ends
"Well, i should probably be going, i'll see you tomorrow Trixie" You say, with a wave
>"See you" She says, returning the gesture
 
>And with that, you leave Trixie's cart/Moving apartment
>Not only with new happiness, but newfound magical power as well
>You also colored your horn after the practice routines, it's now a cool mix of Black, White, and Blue. Instead of it's original plain white
>You're now on your way to Rarity's place to hang out with Sweetie Belle
>At least you slept all night
>As you enter the shop, you notice Rarity coming down the stairs
"Hey Rarity!" You say with a big toothy smile
>She looks you over until she meets your eyes
>"Is that Trixie's Get-up?" She asks, tilting her head to the side
"Yep, She gave me a spare set" You say turning to give her a good look "Pretty cool huh?"
>"Is that a horn?" She asks, just now noticing it
"Mhmm, apparently i had a lot of magic in me the whole time, She made it for me, and colored it"
>She focuses on you for a bit, before going wide-eyed
>"Oh my, that is a lot of magic" She says, flabbergasted
"Just curious, how much?" You ask, scratching your head
>"Almost as much as Twilight" She says, still in shock
"Is that a lot?" You ask
>"She's one of the most powerful Ponies in Equestria, in terms of magic"
"Oh, ok"
>She looks at you with curiosity at your response
"Anyway, Sweetie Belle wanted to hang out today, is she here?"
>"Yeah, i'll call her down. Sweetie Belle! Anon is here!"
>A few moments later, you see Sweetie Belle at the top of the stairs
"Hey Sweetie Belle, you still wanna hang out today?"
>"Yep!" Is all she says as she descends the stairs
>She's almost at the bottom, when she trips
>Just before she makes impact, time slows
>You feel your horn react, and you wrap Sweetie Belle in your magical aura, saving her from a nasty fall
>You lift her the rest of the way, and gently set her on the floor
>"You have Magic!?" She asks as she looks at you
"Yep! it's all thank to Trixie" You say, giving another one of your patented, Ultra Soft smiles
>"Cool! nice outfit too" she says, with a smile. an adorable one i might add
"Thanks, you ready to go?"
>"Mhmm"
"See ya later Rarity, i'll come by to pick up those clothes later on"
>"Bye Rarity" Sweetie Belle says, waving goodbye
>"Be careful you two" Rarity says, waving as well
"We will" you say as you turn and leave with your own wave
 
>You two walk for a bit, and you look down at Sweetie, she seems happy
"So, where are we going? You ask
>"Sugarcube Corner!" She says, looking at you happily
"I uhh, don't have any Bits" Trixie explained this strange currency to you during practice
>"I got some! Don't worry about it" She says with a reassuring smile
"Ok" You say, giving away yet another of your Limited-Edition, Super-Ultra-Mega-Soft smiles
 
>You enter the place with a familiar jingle
>The same mare at the counter as last time, only this time she's more surprised
"Hi, we weren't properly introduced last time, my name is Anon, whats your name?"
>"Mrs. Cake" She says with a smile "Where did you get the horn?" She asks
"Trixie made it for me, apparently i'm almost as strong as Twilight in terms of Magic"
>"Who told you that?" Mrs. Cake asks
"Rarity"
>They both look surprised
>"Did you want something to eat?" She asks
"Well, Sweetie Belle brought me here, what did you have in mind Sweetie?" You ask looking at her
>"Hmmmm, We'll have the Lovers Cupcake!" She says, looking at Mrs. Cake with a smile
>"Are you sure? we have plenty of other pastries to choose from" She says, slightly nervous
>"I'm sure!" Sweetie Belle says, never dropping her smile
>You look at Mrs. Cake and shrug
>"That'll be 2 Bits" Mrs. Cake says with a smile
>Sweetie pulls 2 Bits out of...Huh? where did those come from? oh well, you're in a land of colorful talking horses, 'nuff said
>She goes to put the Bits on the counter, but is just too short
>You use your new magical prowess to lift the two Dabloons the rest of the way
>Again, they're both surprised
>"I'll be right back with your order" She says, turning and walking to prepare it
 
>When she emerges, she's giving you a strange look
>"Here you are" She says, putting the cupcake on the counter
"Thanks" Is all you say, as you obtain the pastry
>Walking out of the place, you wonder where Sweetie would like to eat
"Where do you want to eat?" You say, looking to her for a response
>"Hmmm" She says, thinking intensely
>"How about by that tree?" She says, pointing to the tree you and Vinyl were at
>It must be a popular spot
"Sure" You say, giving a smile
 
>You make your way over, and sit next to each other
>She wastes no time, taking a huge bite out of it, leaving a little less than half
>When she downs that monster of a bite, she gives a cute smile, and then licks the icing that got on her
>"Here you go!" She says, handing the rest to you
"Thanks" You say, knowing you have to finish the rest in one bite
>So you do. it was a struggle, and Sweetie Belle was laughing, as you barely avoid choking
>You gasp for air after you finally finish it
>As Sweetie Belle's giggling subsides, she gives a warm smile
>"You know, you're supposed to kiss whoever you share it with" She says, averting her eyes
>Really? Is that why Dash kissed you that time?
"I had no idea" Is all you say
>She meets your eyes
>"Would you want to?" She says, blushing brightly
>You don't see the harm in it. just a simple kiss after all
"Sure" You say, giving a soft smile
>Before you can react, she's already kissing you
>You relax after a moment, before you feel her tongue on your lips
>Uh-oh. You don't want to deny her, but... it would be weird right?
>You've already come this far, you didn't even know about this part of the cupcake until she told you
>So you meet her tongue with yours, she's surprised for a second, but starts enjoying it soon after
>As the kiss ends, you're both panting heavily, and looking in each others eyes
>After a bit, you both realize that you're staring, and quickly avert your gaze
"Soo... thanks for the cupcake" Is all you say, embarrassed
>Sweetie notices, and giggles
>"No problem, thanks for the kiss~" She says in a sultry tone, with half-lidded eyes
>You need to get out of here
"No problem, i'm uhhh, gonna go pick up my clothes that Rarity made for me, catch you later!" You say, speed-walking away
 
>You arrive at Rarity's place within a few minutes
>Upon entering, you hear humming coming from upstairs
>You decide to check it out
>You see Rarity folding clothes, and she just finished by the looks of it
"Hey Rarity" You say, to get her attention
>"Oh, hi darling, i just finished up here. I made 5 of each, this includes casual wear, formal wear, and Very formal wear"
>Very formal? why not
"Wow, thanks a lot Rarity! though i don't have a place to keep them at the moment" You say
>"Don't worry darling, you can leave them here and change into them whenever you like"
"Ok, i think i'll try the formal wear" You say, giving a soft smile
>"Sure thing, just change into it, and i'll clean what you're wearing at the moment"
"Change right here?" You ask
>"I don't see why not, it seems perfectly normal to me" She says, giving a smile
"S-sure, ok" You say, regretting this decision
>You walk up, and grab the formal wear
>And then, You begin stripping... in front of Rarity... nothing embarrassing about this
>"You're pretty muscular darling, do you work out?" She asks, teasingly
"Sometimes" Is all you say, getting flustered
>"There's nothing to be ashamed of darling, you're quite handsome actually" She says, giving a half-lidded stare
"Oh, uhhh, thanks" You say, finally fully clothed
>"Would you like to go out sometime? considering... you already went on a date with my sister"
>How did she know?
"Ummm, what do you mean?"
>"I can be quite the detective at times, i also wanted to see if you would take care of her"
"So you followed us?"
>"Mhmm"
>A little odd, but you can understand her concern
>"I'll be willing to overlook this on one condition" She asks, never breaking eye contact
"What would that be?" You ask, thinking this will be a big condition
>"You never talk to Sweetie Belle again" She says
>Are you kidding me?
"I could never do that! She's too nice to just be ignored!" You shout, thinking this is outrageous
>"What's going on?" You hear a soft voice ask
>You turn, and see that it's Sweetie Belle
>"Hey Sweetie, when did you get home?" Rarity asks, feigning innocence
"About earlier Sweetie Belle, i didn't know about the kissing part of the Lovers Cupcake, i also didn't want to turn you down either. But Rarity says i shouldn't talk to you anymore. i was a little too forward, and i'm sorry" You say
 >"What?" Sweetie Belle asks, tearing up
"Please don't cry Sweetie" You say, narrowly avoiding tearing up
>Sweetie Belle's face turns from sad, to angry, and she walks up to Rarity
>"What's the big idea Rarity!?" She asks angrily
>"What?" Rarity asks, surprised
>"I finally find somepony i like, and you just try to take them from me!?" She asks, fuming
>"I was only doing what was right for you Sweetie" Rarity says, slightly nervous
>"Watching my every move isn't right for me, what if somepony watched you all the time? even when you were with you're special somepony?"
>Special somepony?
>"Sweetie i-"
>"Can it!" Sweetie Belle Interrupts "I'm gonna be with whoever i want no matter what you say, so you might as well stop watching me!" She says as she turns and leaves
 
>When she's gone, you turn to Rarity
"Damn, i'm sorry about that, i didn't think she would react that way" You say, honestly
>Rarity turns to you and sighs
>"It's my fault, i shouldn't be so strict with her" She says
"I should probably leave, i'll see you later Rarity" You say, turning and leaving, not before you re-quip your magician attire of course
>"Goodbye Anon"
 
>You're now outside
>That could've went better
>You spot Minuette walking, and decide to go say hi
>She looks at you as you approach
"Hey Minuette! long time no see" You say, giving a soft smile
>"Is that you Anon?" She asks
"The one and only" You say, jokingly
>She giggles a bit
>"You... have a horn" She says
"Yep, courtesy of Trixie" You say
>"That's pretty generous of her, also her hat and cape? she never does stuff like that" She says
"She wants me to help her with a magic show that she's performing tomorrow, i guess she wants me to be ready" You say
>She puts a hoof to her chin, and thinks
>"I'll be there" She says, giving a smile
>You smile as well
>"So, you wanna hang out?" She asks
"Sure, what did you have in mind?" You ask
>"Maybe a snack at Sugarcube Corner" She says, blushing ever so slightly, though a different shade, considering her color
>Her color-scheme reminds you of a brand of toothpaste on earth. You're not gonna say that though
"Ok" You say, with a smile
 
>After a bit of walking, you eventually arrive
>The jingling occurs, and you notice Mrs. Cake is still working the counter
>Maybe no one else actually works here, who knows? you don't. of course it's only been a bit since you were last here
"Hey there Mrs. Cake, been a while" You say, teasingly
>"Hello again Anon, nice tuxedo" She says, playfully
>You smile a soft smile
"So, what would you like to have Minuette?" You ask, watching her ponder her options
>"We'll have the Lovers Cupcake please" Minuette says with a smile
>You look to Mrs. Cake, and her eye twitches slightly
>"That'll be 2 bits" Is all she says
>Minuette retrieves 2 bits from mallet-space, and places them atop the counter
>"I'll be right back with your order" She says, retreating to prepare it
>When she arrives, and sets it on the counter, you notice something
>It has a number 3 candle on it
"What's with the 3?" You ask, curiosly
>"Ohh, don't worry about that dear" She says
>She's never called you dear before. oh well
>You acquire it with your magic, and head outside with Minuette
"So, where to?" You ask
>"Hmm, how about the meadow?"
"Ok" You say
 
>You both stop at an incline in the meadow, and sit down
"So, what do you do? work-wise i mean" You say, to start a conversation
>After she takes a bite, and swallows it, she responds
>"I'm a Dentist actually" She says, reaching you the cupcake
"Cool, you must make a good living, considering how much Ponies enjoy sweets" You say, taking a bite of your own
>She giggles a bit
>After you swallow your bite, she speaks up
>"So, what did you do? on Earth?" She asks, as you hand her the cupcake
"I was a pretty lazy guy to be honest, never got out much, just collected money that my parents gave me. i was really bored with life, and then i woke up here" You say, giving a smile
 
>After a bit more small talk, the cupcake is gone
"I don't know about you, but i don't want to eat that candle" You say, jokingly
>She giggles at your joke
"I'll dispose of it" You say, as you grip it with your magic
>You lift it into the sky, and make like Vegeta, and cause some Dirty Fireworks
>An impressive spectacle, if you do say so yourself. and you do
>"Wooow~" She says, quite impressed
"All done" You say, cockily (That's a word, right?)
>"That's pretty impressive" She says
"Thanks" You say, blushing a bit
>"So, you're supposed to kiss whoever you share the Lovers Cupcake with" She says, looking in your eyes
"So i've heard" You say
>She giggles, before planting her lips on yours
>You quickly return the kiss, and she prods your lips with her tongue
>You see her tongue-styled fisticuffs, and raise her a hand on her neck, and another on her withers
>She moans lightly, and places her hooves around your neck
>After the kiss ends, you stare into those beautiful eyes of hers for a bit
>You feel a strange sensation on the right side of your neck
>You hear a sound, and the sensation ends
>She gasps
>"Is that... a Cutie Mark?" she asks
"What's a Cutie Mark?" You ask, confused
>"It's a symbol, it correlates to your personality, or talent" (I totally didn't research this JUST now) "Yours is a black, white, and blue heart" She explains
"Wow, that's pretty neat, same color as my horn. it is my favorite combination of colors after all, so that's the reason i guess. though i'm not exactly sure why it's a heart" You say
>"Hmmm, maybe a love of some kind" She says, pondering
"Maybe" You say, in thought as well
"I guess i should head back now, it's been fun" You say, finally ending the embrace, and standing "Also, your mouth was minty. pretty tasty" You say, teasingly
>She blushes brightly
>"Thanks, i guess" She says, embarrassed "I should go as well" She says, rising to her hooves "See ya around Anon" She says, with a smile
"See ya" You say, smiling and waving
 
>You're now back in Ponyville
>You also have a Cutie Mark now
>Yay
>As you're walking, you hear something approaching
>Looking towards the noise, you see a scooter with a filly at the helm
>Before you have a chance to move, they crash into you
>You catch them in your arms as they make impact, so they don't get hurt
>You hit your back with a thud, and slide a few feet before stopping. effectively dirtying your cape
"Are you alright? that was a pretty nasty crash" You ask, looking at the filly in your arms
>They look at you for a bit, no doubt wondering what you are
>"What ARE you?" She asks
>Question of the Daaaaaaaaaay
"My name is Anon, i'm a Human from the planet Earth" You say
>"Yeah, i'm okay i think. i dunno about my scooter though" She says, looking towards it
"I can fix it" You say, setting the filly on the ground
>After standing, you use a spell to clean yourself off
>You walk over and inspect the scooter
>It seem the pole came unattached from the rest of it
>Nothing a little magic won't fix
>You grip it in your magic, and cast a spell on the the two parts, melding them together
>You turn the pole a few times, to see if it's functional
>And it is!
"All better" You say, giving a soft smile
>"Wow, thanks Anon!" She says, giving a bright smile
"No problem. what's your name by the way?" You ask
>"Scootaloo" She says
"It's nice to meet you Scootaloo" You say, with a warm smile
>"You too" She says
>"Wait, is that a Cutie Mark?" She asks, looking at your neck
"Yep, i just got it a bit ago" You say
>"Cool! i wish i had my Cutie Mark" She says, looking down a bit
"I have an easy solution to that" You say, to get her attention
>"Really?" She asks, hopeful
"Mhmm, just think about your passion, and that you want a Cutie Mark involving it" You say
>"Ok" She says, then begins thinking
>After a bit, you hear a familiar sound
>She gasps "It Worked!" She says, looking at her flank
>She jumps into your arms, and starts hugging you
>"Thank you so much Anon!" She says, nuzzling her head into your chest
>She looks up into your eyes
>"Do you want to go on a-"
>"Hey Scootaloo! who's your friend?" A small voice asks
>Looking over, you see another filly
>"Hey Applebloom!" Scootaloo says, jumping down "This is Anon, a Human from the planet Earth" She explains
"It's nice to meet you Applebloom" You say, with a soft smile
>"Anon helped me get my Cutie Mark!" She says, showing Applebloom her flank
>"Really!?" She asks
"Yeah, just think about your passion, and how you would like a Cutie Mark involving it" You say
>"Ah'll try" She says
>After a bit, it works, she gasps as well
>"Ah can't believe it worked!" She says, surprised
>After a moment, she looks at you
>"How would you like 'ta go on a date with me Anon?" Applebloom asks, giving a slightly sultry stare
>These Ponies are savage Yo!
>Scootaloo looks devastated
>"I was about to ask him that too" Scootaloo says, looking down
"Hey, i can take you both on a date, how's that sound?" You say, putting on a warm smile
>"Really?" They both ask, looking to you
"Yep" You say, with a comforting smile "So, where do you girls wanna to go?" You ask
>"Sugarcube Corner!" They both say
>How are you not surprised
 
>After a bit of walking, you arrive at your most visited place
>Jingle Jangle
>Mrs. Cake is at the counter, obviously
>She notices your trio after you enter
>Her eye AND her head twitches
>"What can i get for you three?" She asks, giving you an odd look
>"One Lovers Cupcake please!" Applebloom says, with a smile
>Mrs. Cake's face flushes, but she quickly recovers
>"That'll be 2 bits" She says. you swear there was two tones in her voice. must be your imagination
>Applebloom procures 2 bits from the Ether, and expertly tosses them onto the counter in a stack
>"I'll be right back with your order~" She says, in a sing-songy, and slightly more prevalent two-toned voice
>She disappears quickly out of sight
>When she reappears, she sets the cupcake on the counter. it has an eerie 5 on it this time
>And a fucking Huge flame!
"What the-" You say, and then aim your palm at the flame, and produce a wave of air to extinguish it
>"Pretty impressive, Lover Boy" She says
>Lover Boy? how is that a term here?
>No more words are said as you leave with the cupcake
 
>"What was her deal?" Scootaloo asks
"Rough day" You say "So, where should we eat?" You ask
>"I dunno" Scootaloo says, as she retrieves her scooter from the side of the building "Where do you think we should eat Applebloom?" She asks
>"Hmmm, how about that bench?" She asks, pointing to the bench that you and Dash ate at
"Sure" You say, then the three of you head over to it
>Scootaloo leans her scooter against the side of the building, before joining you and Applebloom
>Applebloom sitting on your left, and Scootaloo on your right
>The three of you make quick work of the cupcake
>"Ok, time to kiss~" Applebloom says, and puckers her lips
>"No fair! i want to kiss him first!" Scootaloo says, adamant
>Before they can say anything else, you pull them both in, and kiss them at the same time
>They're both surprised, but quickly relinquish their tongues from their mouths, and poke your lips
>With some hesitation, you return the favor with your own tongue. engaging in a very weird three-way kiss
>They're blushing brightly at the thought of their tongues connecting with each other
>After the kiss ends, and you all recover, you dispose of the candle with some more fireworks, Extra flashy.
>"Oooh~" They both say at the sight
>You also mention the magic show that you'll be performing with Trixie tomorrow
>Upon lowering your eyes from the sky, you notice a Pony with a Yellow mane and tail. And a fucking awesome Hat!
>"Who might you be?" The mare asks
>"This is Anon, he's a Human from a place called Earth" Applebloom says "He just went on a date with me and Scootaloo" She also says
>"Did he now?" She asks, making eye contact
>Uh-oh, what if they're related? they both have southern accents after all
>"He also helped us get our Cutie Marks!" Scootaloo says
>"Mhmm" Applebloom agrees
>The mare stares at them in disbelief upon noticing their Cutie Marks
>"That's...wow" Is all she says, at a loss for words
"So, uhhh, w-what's your name?" you ask, nervously looking at her
>"Applejack" she says
"N-nice to meet you Applejack" You say, sweating lightly
>"Why're y'all so nervous?" She asks, tilting her head slightly
"Me? i'm not nervous, w-why would i be nervous?" You say, very visibly sweating now
>"Are ya okay Anon?" Applebloom asks, concerned
>"Yeah, you're not looking too good" Scootaloo says, with a worried tone
"I'm fine girls, really" You say, looking to each of them
>"Walk with me Anon" Applejack says
>You hesitantly stand after looking at Scootaloo and Applebloom
 
>You come up with a spell that can hide your horn, you just have to focus on it for it to reappear. Though you can still cast spells even with it hidden. You don't know why, you just have a feeling you should hide it, even if for just a bit. It also allows you to wear your hat a little more comfortably
>After a little walking, she speaks up
>"So, explain 'ta me who you are again?" She says
"My name is Anon, i come from a planet called Earth. i woke up here yesterday" You explain
>"Yesterday? and ya already went on a date with mah sister?" She asks
>Her sister
"Umm, she asked Me actually, after she got her Cutie Mark" You say
>"Then why was Scootaloo there?" She asks
"She asked for a date as well, so i went with both of them" You say, simply
>"Just curious, what did y'all eat?" She asks
>You gulp silently before answering
"The Lovers Cupcake" You say
>She stops
>"Ya know you're supposed 'ta kiss whoever you share it with" She says
"Yeah" You say, flatly
>"Who'd ya kiss first?" She asks, with genuine curiosity
"I kissed them both at the same time actually" You say, bluntly
>"Oh!" She says, surprised
>"Hey Applejack!" A cheery voice calls out
>Upon looking, you spot a Pink Pony trotting towards you
>After closing the distance, she looks at you in awe
>Even drooling a little bit, which she quickly corrects
>"You okay Pinkie?" Applejack asks, concerned
>"Yeah! i'm fine. Who are you?" Pinkie asks
"My name is Anon, a Human from the planet Earth" You say, giving a smile. Though you wish you didn't have to keep using that greeting
"What's your name?" You ask
>"My name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, but you can call me Pinkie Pie!" She says, smiling
>"We'll finish talking later Anon" Applejack says, giving you one last look before walking off
>She wasn't as angry as you were expecting
>"So, Ano-" Pinkie starts
>"Umm, hi" Someone says
>Turning around to find the culprit, you see a Green unicorn
"Hey, what's your name?"
>"L-lyra Heartstrings" She manages
>You smile softly
"It's nice to meet you Lyra, my name is Anon" You say, extending your hand for a shake
>She's shocked for a moment, then grabs your hand in both hooves
>She begins closely inspecting it
>You don't mind it. at least this is the first time this is happening
>You start wiggling your fingers
>She gasps
"So, is this some kind of pony greeting i don't know of?" You tease
>"Y-yeah! Nopony does it anymore, hehe" She says, a bead of sweat rolling down her face
"No wonder, it takes forever" You say, smirking
>She doesn't relent
"This is a greeting from my world" You say, holding the underside of her right hoof
>You then kneel down and plant a kiss on top of it
"Vous êtes étrange, mais qui vous rend unique. Ne laissez personne vous dire le contraire, Lyra Heartstrings" You say, winking at the end
>She's blushing brightly, and breathing faster
>She faints
>You catch her before she impacts
>You pick her up and cradle her in your arms
>You notice that Pinkie is gone
"Hey, wake up" You say, gently shaking her
>After a bit she comes to
"Hey, you alright to walk?" You ask, looking in her eyes
>"No" She says, shaking her head weakly
"Ok, where's your house?"
 
>You finally arrive at her house
>She magics the door open
>You didn't like the way it looked at you anyway
>Being all like "Bruh, you ain't gettin' through here without them hands"
>You wonder why you didn't use magic also
>You make sure to glare at it as you pass
"Next time" You silently say to yourself
>The door slams behind you, causing you both to yelp and hold each other
"Did you do that?"
>"No, must've been the wind" She says, still shaken up
"Can you walk now?" You ask, looking into her eyes
>Wow, her eyes are really pretty
>"Yeah... Thanks for the lift" She says, never breaking eye contact
>You should probably set her down now
>You set her down gently
"No problem, that's what friends are for" You say, smiling softly