"And here we see two bat ponies arguing."
>You straighten your tie and point at the two screeing bat ponies
>You just found a camera and wanted to fuck with some bats
>Speck and Echo were screeing at each other
>You don't know why
>It was probably some kind of weird sex ritual
>You sit on a bench and continue narrating the tale of the screeing bats
"Note the pitch of the scree. This is the uh... Pitch they use when they are sexually frustrated!"
>You laugh and look back at the camera
>Yes, just another normal day in Hollow Shades
>The two bats apparently stopped screeing, and were now glaring at you
>Echo opens her mouth while Speck pouts
>"Cmon Anon! We were just comparing our screes!"
>Speck nods her head wildly
>You cock your head questioningly
"You're sure you two weren't trying to release all the pent up frustration that every single bat here holds?"
>Echo glares
>Ohshit.jpg
>She starts coming towards you, slowly
"Hey Echo. You can stop coming towards me now."
>You gulp
>"I'll show you sexual frustration, Anon!"
>The camera falls to the ground as Echo tackles you, presumably doing various things to your face with her...
>Yeah.
>These bats are frustrated almost all the time.
>At least the mares are.
>You finish looking at the footage, and spit out the mouthwash you had in your mouth
"Damn bats."