>Be the filly >ask mom for magic Invisibility and Forcefield-Generating Necklace >>"Just in case a monster attacks me" >proceed to play pranks --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like this idea >Be Anon >Multiclassed into unicorn ages ago >Things aren't all bad >Magic is as good as fingers most of the time >Sometimes better >Peeing sucks, you miss Little Anon >You're like twelve in pony years >But you did manipulate a situation to get your hooves on a sweet necklace >Manticore didn't even look at you >This necklace has turned out to be your childish prank generating piece of magic >It turns you invisible and it makes a forcefield >One or the other, it doesn't do both >Would defeat the purpose or some shit she said, stupid Mo- stupid Twiggles >Anyway, on to current times with current events >Specifically sneaking up on Ponk >She's been impossible to prank, it's like she knows all >But not today >Clean road, invisibility, a minor muffling spell that was totally worth the two week training course by the Purple Bore >And the most important element, a bucket of ink >You just have to wait for her to stop at something >Your crimes will be untraceable >It will be glorious! >"Oooh! A lucky bit!" >Oh it is, Pinkie, just not lucky for you >She stops for just a second >itsshowtime.magic >A quick run over and-! >Something happened, and it takes you a second to fully process it >Or a full minute because now you are both visible and covered in ink >She had suddenly rolled out of the way, and you tripped on the bit she found >This made you lose consideration on your muffling spell and yell out >Sending your bucket of ink flying upwards out of your mouth >The handle of which caught on your necklace, flying off of your neck with it >The bucket landing on you and the necklace landing in font of you >"Hehehe! Gotcha Nonny!" you hear the pink menace giggle behind you "HOW! HOW DO YOU ALWAYS KNOW?!" >"Twitch-a-twitch! C'mon Nonny, you should know by now!" >Defeated again >You give up >Time to find an easier target to pull pranks on >One that isn't a low functioning version of an all-seeing god-pony >Maybe Lyra >...after you clean yourself up >Mom- TWILIGHT is gonna be pissed when she sees you