>Far over in canterlot Princess Celestia pages through books in the Restricted section
>"Sister sister!" cries out Luna who has just arrived
"Hi Luna, what brings you here?"
>"I have talked with Doctor Blueberry about Anonymous's physical and mental health"
"Who?.."
>"Oh, right.. Anonymous is a Human, the very same that you captured in the Everfree forest"
"Silly me, I should have known.. well go on do tell what you've learned"
>Luna took a deep breath and started "There is much to this 'Anon' as he is so called as a nickname"
>"He is from another world entirely, one of immense suffering and violence"
>Luna shutters before saying "I saw one of his dreams, I believe it to be more of a memory then a dream.. terrifying things has he seen and slain"
"So his slaining of the manticore was merely instinctual. something his long experience in his own world would have taught him"
>"Indeed, I do not think it was out of any malicious cruel heart but simply the norm for his world"
"I fear that sending him to our prison was a terrible idea, for if he was really violent there is nothing those ponies could do to stop him"
>"You're right, apparently when he arrived they tried to stun him and well that did not work very well"
>In a very deeply low whisper Celestia spake
"Do you think he could help us with our problem?"
>Luna sharply inhaled and replied "W-we are unsure"
>Celestia smiled
"You still speak in old ponish when you're nervous?"
>"Perhaps.."

>You are Anon
>You and Gray Crags Have just entered the Library
>"Hello anon!" Said Warden Mare
>She sat at a table filled with tons of papers, it was kind of comical
"Hi, I'm told I have to join a club to eat?"
>She stared off into space with her face scrunched
>"Well.. I didn't really think of it like that.. you can still eat if you don't get any!"
>"I never thought of it that way, it's just meant to make ponies co-operate with each other"
>>"Hey anon, I gotta get going to my club if I want my tokens for the day, Warden Mare will show you around ok?"
"Ok, have fun"
>>"Oh I will!" he trotted off quickly down the hallway
>"No Galloping in the halls!! these ponies.. sometimes I wonder who their mommys were"
>"Ok Anonymous lets see.. what would you be interested in?"
"I have no frame of reference to what you could possibly be doing here as a club"
>"hmm, lets just go see what they're doing"
>Warden Mare grabed a clipboard and got up form her seat led you somewhere else in the library, it's quite large
>"The first one is right here, This is our bookcl-
>>"SHHHH"
>"Ahem, I'm showing a new inmate around"
>>"Oh sorry.." said Sunflower
"Hi Sunflower, what do you Ponies read here?"
>>"Anon! I almost didn't recognize you"
>You were really confused at this remark
>>"We read all kinds of things, Today we're reading Science fiction, Star Trot!"
"What's science fiction?"
>>"Oh well it's like made up stories imagining the future and stuff. Star Trot is about mares traveling space and finding alien mares! and becoming friends"
"Interesting, I'll think about it"
>"See? isn't friendship fun. You can join multiple clubs and don't have to go the same ones every day. Lets go look at some of the others"
>Warden Mare left the library and you followed
>"There's another right in this room here"
>Mare opened a door to a large open room filled with pillows
>"This is the pillow fight ro- *POOMF* 
>a stray pillow smacked Warden Mare on the face
>"HEY!"
>About 30 ponies all stopped this 'pillow fight' and with wide eyes all looked at the Warden
>"WHO DID THAT"
>None said a word
"Honor among theives huh?"
>One Mare's eyes went teary
>>"I-I'm not a thief!"
>"Uncalled for, anon.."
"I.. Nevermind, I don't think I'm interested in this"
>You kind of were but you knew you'd hurt somepony too easily
>"I'll come back later and figure out which one of you if was" she glared at all the ponies
>Moving on you and the Warden traveled to another room
>"Now this is my favorite, The Water Park!!!"
>The room had this weird smell you could not place, very weird.. it was super humid and the whole room was filled with water and strange platforms and tubes
>it was a massive room like you'd never seen, the whole ceiling filled with glass panes and other large tubes
>most bizzare of all were the colors, bright blues and greens everywhere
"What the fu.."
>There were weird cannon like impliments tied to water spouts on some of the higher platforms with ponies blasting water at each other
>those large tubes had ponies going down streams of rushing water like a boat down a river
>So much you'd never even considered possible before
>"Oh yeah Anon definietly is joining this"
>Warden Mare makes a check on her clipboard
>"Hey anon? you in there?"
"What? yeah yeah"
>"lets go see some of the others"
>Warden Mare pushes you out of the doorway because you are still locked in place staring in awe at what wonderous place this "water park" is
>once out of sight of the place you regain your senses
"What was that? any of that?"
>"Do you not have water parks in your home?"
"No.. I've never seen anything even remotely like that.. Hmm well I saw this one prison that was flooded but that's about it"
>"Flooded! how terrible.. was everyone ok?"
>You remember doc blueberry's warning about telling these ponies about your world
"Yeah everyone was ok"
>"Phew, I was scared for a moment there"
>Soon enough the two of you find another room
>"Here is the baking club, they bake stuff like Cakes and Cupcakes, muffins all that"
>as soon as she opened the door a grey pegasus with a yellow mane flew right into your face knocking you over
>>"Oops! I didn't see you there"
"It's fine.."
>"Anon! that's a class A boo boo. you sure you're ok?"
"Mhm I'm in pristine condition"
>getting up and dusting yourself off you look at the pegasus and notice her eyes are all wonky
>>"I'm sorry Mr Uh.. uhm.."
"Anon"
>>"I'm sorry Mr Bananon"
"Close enough, Let me guess you ran face first into the princess and got sent here?"
>"What? that's not a crime silly, Derpy is here for Tax Evasion"
"Oh boy"
>>"Nopony telled me I had to pay taxes"
>"Yeah yeah we heard, Care to show anon the baking club?"
>>"Oh yes Ms Warden! Cmere Bananon"
>Entering you smell a sweat smell
>>"Today we're making blueberry muffins, my personal favorite!"
>She showed you all the baking tools and instruments, An oven without any wood in it, pony magic you'd guess
>Many other things you didn't quite understand, some sort of spinning metal thing she put into batter to mix it up
"This seems interesting, But that 'Water Park' really has my attention"
>"Anon you can do this and that if you wish, I know it's cool but you have to move on"
>you sigh
"Fine, I'll think about this one"
>>"See you later Bananon!"
>You and Warden Mare turn to leave the room
>>"He doesn't really look like a Banana.. what a weird name"
>You think about correcting her but decided against it
>"Lets go look at some others"
>Continuing through the winding structure that is the Pony Prison the Warden leads you to another room
>"here is the flying club!"
"um Warden"
>"See look up there! dragons and pegasi flying"
"Warden"
>"Racing and learning how to kick clouds, Weather control is a very good job here in Equestria"
"Warden"
>"All sorts of fun- What anon! stop interrupting"
"I can't fly"
>"Oh.. heh, Oops uh lets move on"
>>"hey hey Sup anon!" Says Goob up in the air
>>>"Anon? Oh! there you are waaay down there" Crags spoke
>>"You come to join us?"
"I can't fly"
>>"Whaaat? I would have guessed you could if anyone could"
>Why would they think that? what about you makes them think you could fly
>Did you sprout wings while you weren't looking
>"Sorry anon, lets move on
>>>"See you later, Anon!" Said Crags
>You once again follow Warden Mare
>"Here is the weight lifting room! Ponies and creatures alike come here to get strong"
>>"YEEEAAH!!" Some extremely buff white stallion blares into your ears
"Aaaha.. my ears"
>>"Sorry" he said with a sheepish grin
>>"You wanna join our club?"
"Maybe,  I could use to stay in shape"
>>"oh yeah come here!" The stallion leads you to a huge chunk of wood just sitting there in the corner of the room
>"Bulk, don't make him strain a muscle like you did the last new inmate"
>>"don't worry! I'll only make him try once"
>"If he's up for it"
"Trying what?"
>>"You gotta try to lift this, if you wanna join or even if you don't I make everypony try to lift this big stick"
>>"I lift heavy things, I can barely lift this though.. Try it"
>You bend over and begin to pick up the log, It's far lighter then you imagined causing you to almost stumble at the unexpected lack of weight
>"W-woah be careful Anon!"
>You lift it up and look to the stallion
"Like this?"
>>"YEEAH!!!"
>Maybe it's ok to show off a little
"What about this"
>You shift all the weight to your right arm and let go with your left. holding the log in one arm
>"Oh my!"
>>"YEAAH!! You GOTTA join us Anon! You have to teach me how to do that"
"you got anything heavier?"
>>"YEA-.. wait, no"
"Well what do I do then if I join?"
>>"uh.. well yeah the point was for me to teach other ponies how to be strong, maybe you can teach us!"
"I'm not much of a teacher, I don't think I that will work out"
>He looked disheartened but said
>>"Yeah.." nodding his head
>"Ok anon lets get out of hear and decide what clubs you want to join"
>Following Warden Mare out you think you've decided
"So, Warden? I can join multiple but don't have to go to them every day"
>"Yep, but you only get tokens for when you're actually participating and there, Oh! I almost forgot.. You see anon every club gives 9 tokens for every day.. but the Water Park only gives 3"
"What no, why"
>"It's just fun and there is no learning! you don't have to co-operate with other ponies. this is to encourage ponies to do other things then just have fun"
"I'm joining the water park"
>"Ok everypony does, and?"
"And nothing"
>"Ok good choi- hey what? NOTHING? you can't NOTHING else!"
"Flying club"
>"hey! you can't fly that's cheating"
"You can't make me choose, I want to go see the water stuff"
>"You will only be able to afford the super icky cheap salads! no dressing and no extra pudding cups even"
"if I wanted to eat leaves I'd go outside and take a bite of a tree"
>She looked very confused
"last time all I grabbed was a porkchop"
>She went green and shoved her hoof in her mounth gagging
>"A-anon.. that's icky stuff"
"Not for me"
>"Did you even try a salad!?"
"No, and you can't make me"
>"You really are deserving of that Supervillian black suit"
"I saw all those ponies in some sort of water version of their jumpsuit, do you have one for me?"
>"Yep! we made an apron too.. I really though you were going to like the baking club"
"Fine! I'll join the baking club, but no promies"
>She did a little dance inplace and whinnyied
>"Good!"

>About 20 min pass and you're finally ready to enter the waterpark
>Got your new 'Swimsuit' as Warden Mare called it on
>You open the door from the Changing room into the waterpark proper
>Once again you're in the huge Water room that smelled of something you couldn't place
>The room is filled with pony laugher and shouts of joy, so many different voices you couldn't gather what any are saying but they're all cheery
>You enter the inchhigh water, the water pipes below have so much pressure they're shooting water up into the air like an upside down waterfall
"This is really fucking cool"
>"Grr.. what are you doing here"
>You turn to see that tall black colored pony with the green mane standing at one of the water shooting cannons
"Oh you're that.. What was it called.. hmm"
>"I am Queen Chrysalis rightful ruler of all Equestria and you shall know my wrath!"
>She pressed some button on the water cannon blasting you in the face
>Quicky you held out your hand between the stream and your face
"Uh huh you and what army?"
>"How do you resist! all ponies cower before the waterguns!"
>You looked around and saw nearly the whole pony population of the room watching with curiosity, fear and wonder
>You walk up to the water cannon and grab it and spin it around to face the 'Queen'
"It's this red button thing here right"
>"N-no! its.. the blue one!"
>There was clearly no blue button
>>"PRESS THE RED BUTTON, MONKEY!" yelled a random pony
"Alright!"
>In an instant water rushed out of the cannon blasting the bugpony in the face
>"HOW DARE YOU!!" she screamed while turning and galloping away
"This place is awesome"
>>"Yay big monkey! she was being a big meanie head"
"Who says I'm not an ever bigger 'meanie head?' you say looking at that random pony
>>"I-I.. "
>You chuckle and say
"I'm just kidding around, I'm no bully"
>You walk up to that pony and ask
"Hey can you show me around? I don't know what any of this does"
>>"of course big monkey friend!"
"My name is Anon"
>>"I'm Amethyst Star!"

>Your new friend showed you around, You're unsure if you really understand half the words she said
>Eventually she led you to the top of one of the giant staircase patforms
>>"This is a waterslide, it's like a slide but with water!"
"What's a slide?"
>>"Wha?.. do you monkeys not have slides!"
"Not that I know of"
>>"Sweet Celestia! no wonder you have a blacksuit, you don't even know HOW to be a good pony"
>>"Ok ok well you just.. sit down and you slide down!"
"That's it?"
>>"uh-huh! it's fun, you'll understand"
>You sit down on a rougher part of the slide near the top
>>"Ok so you gotta push off this part here and after that you'll just slide down"
>You do this and start to slide, It's a sensation you've never felt
>>"RAISE YOUR ARMS!! TRUST ME!" Screamed the pony
>You comply
"Woah!"
>SPLASH! you plunge into deep water off the end of the slide
>Do you even know how to swim?
>You try and end up able to pull yourself to the surface and look around
>>"LOOK OUT!!" 
>You finally turn behind you and there comes flying that mare right at you
>BONK
>The mares not-so heavy weight pushes you under water, you swim away and pull yourself up on a ledge
>>"Oh my! Anon i'm so sorry.. are you ok? I'm going to get the doctor"
"No No I'm just fine, just a bit of knocking around"
>>"A-are you sure?.."
"Mhm I'm as healthy as I've ever been, This place is truly amazing"
>>"Right!!"
>A loud intercome chimed
>"ATTENTION PONIES! SUPPER TIME IS NEAR! CLEAN UP YOUR ACTIVITIES AND GET READY TO EAT"