>be mane 6
>all have a crush on anon. 
>try to get his attention by presenting yourself to him every chance you get 
>doesn't seem to notice and instead spends all his time and bits doting on a pony he found in a cardboard box
>fucking whorse

>be Twilight Sparkle
>send spike off to the crystal empire on an "important mission"
>have the whole library to yourself. 
>find anon and tell him that you have room in your bed tonight. 
"That's great twilight! Afternoon Delight would totally love to sleep indoors!"
>now your sleeping next to that dirty whorse
>and your horny
>fucking humans can't take a hint.

>be Rarity and Fluttershy
>invite anon to the spa with you so you can show him a good time. 
>he said yes! 
>later that day he shows up to the spa with that whorse.
>have to pay for her to get a full spa treatment
>never get to be alone with anon
>fucking whorse.

>be Rainbow Dash
>see anon watering some plants with a hose
>fly down to him
>"anon ride me."
"Oh I don't think that would work dash, I'm like twice as big as you."
>"no anon I want you to mount me."
"I told you that won't work rainbow, I'd probably crush you if I did."
>"no anon! I'm I'm heat!"
>he sprays you with the water hose
"Feel better?"
>Oh Celestia humans are thick you'll have to just tell him. 
"Oh shoot look at the time, I promised Afternoon Delight I'd take her out brunch. Hey finish watering my plants for me rainbow? And if you get hot again you can use the hose to cool off."
>anon runs off before you can say anything
>Celestia fucking dammit!

>be Applejack
>Afternoon Delight comes up to you and asks you to tell anon to stop bothering you. 
>it was cute at first, and she really loved the spa day, but he's been taking her out so much she's losing longtime customers. 
>go to anon and tell him
>he thinks you're lying and just don't want him around a whorse
>Afternoon Delight refuses to talk to him
>now anon thinks you said something to her to make her stay away
>he refuses to talk with you anymore
>fucking whorse

>be pinkie pie
>bouncing through the park enjoying the weather
>see anon sitting on a bench sad
>ask him what's wrong
>he tells you Afternoon Delight refuses to talk with him anymore. 
>now is your chance!
>"Hey anon want to have sex?"
"Yeah, I could use some sex right now."
>take him back to your place
>screw all night
>best sex of your life
>came 10 times
>fucking anon