Original thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41148303/#41153382
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"Babies..."
>You say to one in particular as you look around
>It wasn't the first time you called something a baby, but this time, it was really warranted
>Small horses were all around
>And these horses, they were tiny
>And not because you were big, they really were tiny
>Even Scout was taller than them
>They were the smallest animals you've ever seen
>Like a baby horse's baby
>And they were everywhere
>You don't know how they got here, and it seems like neither did they
>One might think they'd be worried and eager to go home, but they didn't seem to mind
>They seemed to like watching
>Surprising, that a race of adorable looking creatures would enjoy such levels of violence
>But it might just be that they understood how the respawn machine works, and that in the end of the day, no one was really dead
>"Hey big guy, you're blocking the sun"
>Speaking of fuzzy, pastel colored devils
>One such pony is at your feet, you almost stepped on her
>She either didn't notice or didn't think you would've
>She's laying on her back wearing some ridiculous looking black sunglasses, very clearly too big for her face
>You scoff at her, she's right in the middle of the battlefield. She'll get hurt if she stays here
>You pick her up by the scruff of her neck and begin taking her to a safer place
>"Hey! What's the big idea?!"
>The rainbow mare looks at you with an adorable frown on her face
>She looks at you with a scowl as she kicks her little hooves in a pitiful attempt to get free
>As you walk to the 'spawn room', as medic calls it, mare and merc alike stare at you and your unwilling companion
>An orange one guffaws at the sight, you ignore it. The Rainbow pony calls out to her, apple something, but she remains laughing
>Finally, you arrive
>You let go of her
>She lets out a small 'oof' as she hits the ground
"Baby pony should not be in frontlines"
>She already looked indignant as you carried her, but now she looks outright pissed
>"D-did you just call me a baby?!"
>The baby pony scowls at you, it's adorable
>She growls at you, are they part cat?
>You thought the winged ones were mostly horse with bird added to them
>"Take that back!"
>You let out a breath as you pick your minigun
>You should get in position, and ready up to defend. BLU team is bound to get here any minute now
>You feel a sudden weight on your gun, small, but noticeable
>It's the rainbow horse, she's clinging to the barrel of your gun
>She's staring at you upside down with a frown while hugging your Sasha
>holding it
>Touching it
>You stop walking to stare directly at this pastel colored furball of bad desitions
"Don't touch my gun"
>"Apologise!"
>You give her a few more seconds for her to let go on her own
>She doesn't, if anything, she clings tighter
>With a last scowl from you, you rev up your gun
>The rainbow mare's eyes open wide as she spins at high velocity
>Her screams are wobbly, her voice wrapped from the nonstop spinning
>Surprisingly, she doesn't let go immediately
>She lasts a full four seconds before getting launched into a seemingly random direction
>She doesn't crash into a wall or the floor as you expected
>Instead, she goes flying into the horizon
>Her screaming goes from loud to barely audible in the span of a couple of seconds as she goes farther and farther away
>Ah
>That was counter productive
>With your minigun in tow, you start to slowly walk in the rough direction of where the colored mess flew to
>For whatever reason, you felt compelled to ensure the safety of this creature