>wake up 
>see Dash bolting towards you going at Mach 3 
>Bend over
>Take off pants
>Open asshole
>Wait
>ZORP!
>"mmmmppph!!!!!"
>Feel her wiggling in your goatsee.
That's what you
>Clench
That's what you fucking GET.
THATS WHAT YOU FUCKING GET FOR CALLING ME GAY.
>Release cheeks. 
>It takes dash a while to get used to it. 
>But life goes on. 
>Years pass
>She didnt die. 
>Just became part of you. 
>The ponies still try to figure out ways to remove her. 
>But nothing works. 
>You practiced yoga too much for anything external to change your anal prowess.
>On that note, you stopped shitting long, long ago.
>It's all sweated out now, baby. 
>"Mmrhrhmmpphh?"
I'm not going back on the tread mill.
>"MMmrhh!"
No.
>"mmmmhh..."
>You feel her sigh in your asshole. 
Want to go pick up some oats and other groceries?
>"MmMHMMMmmm...."
Awesome...I'll let you move us this time.
>You grab your keys, the grocery list, then lean backwards until-
>CLIP.
>Rainbow's hooves connect to the floor.
>"Mrhrhr?"
No I didn't forget anything.
>"Mrh!"
>She gives you the ok signal. 
>Out the door she walks, wearing you like the finest of hats. 
>It's a good day in Equestria.