>just kidding
>you swore this shit only happens on fimfiction
>and you havent even read one since high school
>but now you have the mane 6 staring up at you with their big ole' eyes
>5 seconds go by until you realize twilight intoduced herself
>even though you know exactly who they are
>"oh... yes. im anon, youre at the right place."
>you shake her hoof
>its so soft...
>pinkie giggles
>"come on in"
>you step aside
>the 6 mares worm their way in
>raritys flank brushes the fronts of your legs
>dontgetabonerdontgetabonerdontgetaboner
>twilight turns around to address you again
>"Oh! I shouldve introduced my friends
>"im Rainbow Dash! fastest flyer in equestria!"
>"dashie he doesnt know what that is!"
>you stifle a laugh with all your jedi training
>"ah'm applejack, thanks for lettin' us live here!"
>you shake her hoof
>soft fur, but tough as nails underneath
>"IM PINKIE PIE!"
>now theres 3 balloons and a few streamers on your floor
>"I'm Rarity~"
>where did, oh there she is, on the wall 
>"what's your name?"
>as if you didnt know
>"im fluttershy..."
>"can i call you flooter?"
>she giggles and nods slowly with her whole head and neck
>god shes so fucking cute
>the restless ponies are already curiously poking around at your furniture
>"so uhh,yeah. you saw the pictures i mean, thats the 2nd bathroom, thats my office with a spare bed. this is living room, kitchens down the hall, my rooms up there the door on the left, ive got a home gym in the other one you can use it if you want and... yeah, make yourselves at home"
>twilight and flooter were the only ones listening
>"we cant thank you enough mister anon"
>only your boss calls you that
>"were gonna take some time to get situated and bring our stuff in, do you wanna get a bite with us after?"
>its been a long fucking day
>"eh its kinda late and its only wednesday. maybe tomorrow?"
>"that's ok!"
>fuck, you just remembered you cant
>"so how much stuff do you... ponies... have?"
>cant let on how much you know
>you follow twilight back into the hallway
>and see a mountain of suitcases and beauty stuff piling up to the ceiling
>"dont worry, 80% of that stuff is Rarity's"
>like a bird on your shoulder, rainbow dash remarks from right beside you
>she hasnt touched the ground once
>"i shoulda guessed."