so, here I am
on slash em el pee
browsin' the thread 
when I see
we're almost at page ten!
sure
maybe you feelin' fine
when it's only page nine
but if the board's goin' at a pace
almost like it's a race
or it's just a thread that's my fave
I thought it'd be time that I gave
this thread a page nine saaaaaaaave
oh yeaaaaaaah
[solo]


you may think that this is premature
tellin' me to wait until it's almost out the door
well, sure that's fine
if I were terminally online
so rather than consign
this thread to the annals of time
Oh yeaaaaaah!
bumpin' page niiiiine!
[break]
(who am I kidding, we're all terminally online)

[solo]
this was your page nine save!
yeah!