!highlight!>be me >Jive across the room very ziggerishly >had taco bell for dinner >see my waifu >none other than the highly fashionable rarity >unf.jpeg >feel my stomach start to rumble >decide to give the normies the carpet bombing of their life >Suddenly remember I had taco bell for lunch too "Hey Rarity, the bathroom is really far away, are you hungry?" >"I'm quite famished darling" >Hindenburg explosion.mp3 >Oh the humanity intensifies >Rarity takes a huge whiff and starts to tear up >Her coat is brown now >Burnt Marshmallow.jpeg >"Can you leave the room darling? Big Mac is coming over" >Wake up >Shit pooling in my pants >It was a dream all along >Silently thank Josh Haber