How to be Dense.

>It was Saturday afternoon at Sugarcube Corner and most of the girls were at their regular booth on this fine sunny day.
>Suddenly Sunset burst through the doors and headed towards the rest of the girls exclaiming "I got it! I got it!"
>The others were also visibly excited as Sunset took her normal seat.
>Twilight eagerly asked "Do you know who it is yet?"
>Sunset said "No no. We agreed we'd all find out together remember? But they DID make me promise to read the disclaimer to you all again before we get to the big thing."
>Rainbow said with a smile "I hope it IS a big thing!"
>That got a round of lusty chuckles.
>Eventually Sunset cleared her throat and said "Ok, I gotta go over the basics first. I'm sure we'll find out the size in no time. Alright, as you ALL know, CHS has more girls than boys by around a 5-1 ratio in the freshman class. That means there are NOT a lot of boys in the dating pool. To prevent fighting over boys, and to keep them from learning they have an advantage, we entered ourselves as a group in the lottery for unclaimed boys."
>Sunset continued "So enclosed within is the ONLY boy any of us are allowed to date. But he is OURS and no one else can have him. Adjustments have been made to his schedule so all of his classes have one or more of us."
>She paused and said "Twilight I'm sorry but it looks like you aren't taking AP English this year."
>Twilight said "I understand. I knew there would be sacrifices, but I can challenge for the course credit at the end of the year right?"
>Sunset said "Owing to these circumstances, yes you can! Provided you meet all of the other criteria blah blah blah."
>Twilight simply smiled in response.
>With a big smile Sunset declared "Then without further ado.." And she opened the envelope and scattered several pictures..
>Applejack was the first to speak "Anonymous huh? Looks a bit average to start out with."
>Twilight said "Coming from the lottery of unclaimed boys, that's actually a pretty good result. After all, the prettiest boys would get claimed first."
>Applejack had to admit "That's a fair point."
>Rarity spoke up to say "Well his sense of style can ONLY be improved. Fortunately I think we can motivate him there."
>Fluttershy said "I think you're right Rarity. I'm sure he'll be reasonable once we understand him."
>Pinkie said "Ok so we have to ask him questions before we keep his mouth busy with other things."
>Rainbow said "That's the spirit Pinkie!" with a knowing leer.
>Pinkie clarified "I meant cupcakes." she said with a giggle.
>Sunset then broke in with a worried "Hmmm. This data sheet isn't much help. It's mostly teacher comments and nothing outside of class. He doesn't do a lot of homework, but he participates very knowledgeably in class. His test scores are also generally in the top 10%."
>Twilight said brightly "So he HAS a brain, but there's either a discipline or motivation problem. A diamond in the rough there."
>Rainbow said with some urgency "That's not ALL he has!" She pointed to a specific picture and said "Look at that ASS!"
>The girls agreed that he had a GREAT butt!
>Rarity noted "His legs look fairly toned as well. My guess is he rides a bicycle."
>Sunset added "Good catch."
>Twilight said "Ok ladies. It's true there are some good signs here. But it's also true we have no known dating history, no social media, and no phone number."
>Pinkie said "Oh that's no big deal! We can get all that out of a guy on the first day! 2 tops!"
>Fluttershy then meekly said "Um, excuse me, but how are we going to decide who,.. who goes first?"
>Sunset said "I understand the question and I've been giving it a good amount of thought. Since he's our age and a freshman, the odds are overwhelming that he's a virgin just like all of us. That being the case I think HE should have some say in his first time. After all, WE want to have a say in all of ours."
>Applejack asked "Well being considerate is all well and good. But what's the idea?"
>Sunset gave an evil smirk as she said "Oh it's pretty simple. The first one he sends a dick pic to gets him first. Agreed?"
>The girls all hungrily agreed.
>Then Pinkie "Then we pass him around like a bag of donut holes!"
>The girls all had a good laugh at that.

>And so the girls had made their plans for the unsuspecting Anonymous.
>Naturally Anonymous has some circumstances of his own and won't fit into EVERY plan the girls have. But that is to be expected.
>What isn't expected is that there are forces beyond the known that will choose to interfere.
>Unknowable forces that do unknowable things for unknowable reasons.
>So as our hero Anonymous walks, not rides, to his new school that fine Monday morning, he notices a paperback book on top of some bushes. Seemingly abandoned.
>As a bit of a compulsive reader, he stops for a moment to take a look.
>The book is titled "How a Young Man Can Avoid Embarrassment in High School."
>Well that certainly sounds useful! And what great timing!
>So he looks at what the back cover has to say.
>"This book is a COMPREHESIVE guide to avoiding many of the all to common pitfalls in High School!
>"How to pick the right friends!"
>"How to dress to blend in!"
>"HOW TO DEAL WITH GIRLS!!!"
>That last one got Anonymous to decide to keep the book. High school girls are an eternal mystery at his age after all. Any help is worth considering!
>So he read on as he got onto campus and the many boring parts of freshmen orientation.
>The book read as follows "Ok we all know the big thing every young man wants to know about is girls. So we'll start there with 2 important things.
>"1. NEVER EVER LET A GIRL READ THIS BOOK! This book is written for young men and girls won't understand it the same way guys do. They just won't. If they do read it they will just complain and nitpick and make an unneeded fuss. And who needs that? Certainly not you!
>"2. GIRLS DON'T ACTUALLY WANT SEX! Think about it. Hollywood actresses and porn queens are PAID to say they like sex! You can't trust people who prostitute themselves like that!
>"So what do they actually want then? ATTENTION! Pure and simple. Oh they'll tease young men by saying they want sex, but you have to give them a lot of ATTENTION first! And then they never follow through!"
>"A young man is FAR better off just using porn at home and taking care of himself than trying to talk to girls about sex. Quite frankly it's best to avoid talking about sex with girls altogether. If you do that, it cleanly avoids at least 80% of embarrassing situations!"
>"High school is not some sweet fantasy land."
>"It's a chance to learn and to get wise."
>"It's time to go forth young man."
>"To see the world, you have to open up your eyes!"

>Just then, he looked up from the book.
>Something in the hallway was calling his attention.
>He looked to his left and saw a maintenance closet.
>Only there was a line drawn in sharpie through the sign that said "Maintenance closet."
>Underneath the crossed out sign there was another sign on plain white binder paper, taped to the door on multiple edges.
>The paper sign began with "Rape cafe #1".
>And underneath THAT it said "BOYS WELCOME! Many positions available!"
>No question I asked myself about that sign didn't lead to several other and more disturbing questions!
>There were three assorted girls near this door. They had bored expressions until they saw me notice the closet.
>Almost as one, they smiled as they pointed their phones at me.
>Then their expressions went flat and one of them said "Move along freshman. This isn't for you."
>I decided this was not the time to be a rebellious teen and took their advice.
>I briefly wondered how she had known I was a freshman, and then quickly realized there were to many possible answers.
>I got to class, found my assigned seat, and resolved to keep my nose in my new book until class started.

>All of a sudden, the girl to my left loudly whispered "Psst! Hey what did you get for number 3?"
>I jerked my head up with my eyes suddenly open wide! I looked at the blackboard, then to my desk, and then to the girl's desk. There was NO sign of any kind of quiz.
>Many folks in the class started snickering.
I looked the tall girl in the eyes, gave a small chuckle, and said "Good one. Classic first day nightmare fuel."
>Recovering from laughing, she looked at me and said "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just couldn't resist."
"No worries." I said. "I mean it's not like I,.. Waitaminute.." I looked her in the eye and asked "I AM wearing pants right?"
>The class was silent for a moment and then broke into quiet laughter.
>Moments later, the tall girl said "Very solid comeback green boy. Lighthearted, relatable, and on the random theme. No notes! Also yes you are, sadly, wearing pants."
>As I smiled back at her, internally my jaw dropped and I wondered why my wearing pants could be bad?
>Before my freezing up could be really noticed, the teacher, standing by her desk, rapped her ruler on the tray of the chalkboard several times and said "You two can work on your comedy stylings later. My name is Mrs. Kinnecht and this is freshman English. Now then, is everyone in the right class?" she asked as she looked around.
>It seemed that everyone here was supposed to be here, so she continued "Alright, now because most of you are new to each other, we're all going to introduce ourselves out loud. Everyone except the first person will compliment the person that went before them. Then give their name and height, and then finish with telling us one quick fact about yourself."
>The row to my left started from the front. 
>The second person said "I'm sure you'll be great at that. Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle. I'm 5' and I'm going to be a scientist."
>Next in line said "You're gonna be AWESOME! So I'm Pinkie Pie and I'm 5'4" before my hair. I like cooking and parties!"
>The girl to my left was next. "Her cupcakes are great! My name is Sunset Shimmer, I'm 5'11" and I love to draw."
>Behind her a scratchy voice said "Her art is awesome! 'Sup everyone? I'm Rainbow Dash at 5'6" and I'm your next soccer star!"
>Then it went to the first seat in my row and continued backwards from there.
>The second person declared "You'll be simply divine darling! I'm Rarity at 5'5" before heels, and fashion is my passion!"
>The girl in front of me softly said "You're beautiful Rarity. Oh I'm Fluttershy (mumble mumble mumble) animals."
>Well that was a disaster I thought to myself. Also I felt several glares in my direction warning me against embarrassing her further!
With a small bow and hands in a prayer gesture I said in a voice that was gentle, but loud enough to be clearly heard "To my fellow introvert I would like to offer greetings that I hope are found to be both warm and free from expectations. To the rest of you I am Anonymous. I'm 5'10" and am simply working to be a better version of myself."
>The next girl said "That was real nicely done Anonymous. Hi! I'm Applejack at 5'8" and I help out mah family on our apple farm."
>The rest of the class gave their introductions, but those seven girls were going to be far more influential than anyone else I knew.
>After the introductions, Mrs. Kinnecht revealed that our first class topic was subject and predicate.
>She gave us a one-page worksheet and a few pages of reading as homework.
>I raised my hand and Mrs. Kinnecht said "Yes Anonymous?"
"Yeah I've got an unusual question on subject and predicate that I haven't been able to figure out the answer to yet. And I'm sorry but it needs a fair amount of context."
"You see, I've had this come up in EVERY English class since the third grade."
I looked around the class and asked "Is that pretty much true for everyone else here?"
>I got a couple of answering nods.
"Thank you. I thought so." I said. "So this topic has been covered every year for the last six years. I didn't spend that kind of time on adverbs, or 'I before E except after C'."
"So what that says to me is that the folks who choose what we study think that subject and predicate are REALLY important. 
"But I don't have the perspective to figure out WHY it's so important. Can you help me understand Mrs. Kinnecht?"
>Mrs. Kinnecht said "I'll certainly try Anonymous. The fact is subject and predicate are the basic building blocks of sentences in English and many other languages. Does that answer your question?"
"I'm not sure." I said. "I mean, there are a LOT of things basic to the English language that we don't spend this kind of time on. How to phrase this? It feels like it lacks the weight, or said another way, it doesn't seem to resonate with the time investment?"
>The teacher was trying to come up with another way to explain when Twilight raised her hand and said "Mrs. Kinnecht, I think I might be able to answer this for Anonymous. May I?"
>Mrs. Kinnecht said "Go ahead Twilight."
>Twilight smiled as she made eye contact and said "Anonymous, you used the word perspective earlier and I think that may be key in helping you understand. But first, to confirm you basically only speak English right?"
"Uh yeah. I mean I know words and phrases from other languages but not enough to hold a conversation."
>Twilight said "I thought so. Well Anonymous, you might be surprised to learn other languages have different ways to construct a sentence. Several use what's called topic and comment. So in English we would say 'My classmate is smart.', but with topic and comment it becomes 'My classmate she smart.' Does that help?"
As my eyes widened in understanding I answered with a smile "Yes. Yes it does! Thank you senpai." 
>Twilight had to suppress a giggle as she said "You're welcome kohai."
>From behind me Applejack asked "What's senpai?"
I  turned around to face her and responded "Oh sure. Senpai is a Japanese word that means 'senior'. And I was using it to admit she knows more than I do. 'Kohai' is the corollary that means 'junior'. She's basically agreeing to look out for me if you want to take it that far. But it's all in fun."
>Applejack was having some trouble with it and so asked "Are you saying she's older than you?"
"Eh, not really?" I said "While senpai and kohai CAN refer to age, it doesn't have to. The Japanese are much more flexible in their use of it. Oh here's an example. Let's say just for the sake of argument that you are younger than me. If I came to work on your family's apple farm then YOU would be my senpai because you have so much more knowledge and experience than I do. Does that help?"
>Applejack smiled and said "I think it does. Thank you."
>I wasn't entirely convinced she got it, but she HAD learned I wasn't inclined to make fun of her or her friends. I would happily take that as a win!
>Mrs. Kinnecht then broke in with "All right class settle down please. Thank you to both Anonymous and Twilight as well. It's so refreshing to see such a passion for learning! Now with our homework decided, I'm hoping we can all have fun with something else for the rest of class. We're going to do a read-along with certain parts of The Lion King. Take these scripts please everyone."
>Scripts were passed back along the desk rows and then folks were assigned parts to read.
>Anonymous would be Simba. Both young and old.
>Sunset was assigned Nala based on her initial chemistry with Anonymous.
>Twilight got the know-it-all Zazu.
>Rarity received the part of Timon.
>Applejack got Puumba.
>In a surprise move, Pinkie declared she would lead the percussion section.
>Mrs. Kinnecht said "All right class, we're going to start on page 16 with Zazu, Simba, and Nala just before the song 'I Just Can't Wait to be King.'"
Anonymous then got up from his seat and turned to Sunset and said "Ok let's go up there." while motioning to the front of the class.
>Sunset was caught by surprise, but got up and followed him while asking "Um what are we doing exactly?"
"Oh I'm sorry. I should have asked first." I said. "You've seen the movie a dozen or so times right?"
>Sunset replied "Oh several dozen times."
"Right. So what we're gonna do is act it out because a line reading is no challenge for us at this point." Then I turned to Twilight "You with us senpai?"
>Twilight blinked and asked "Is it safe?"
I smiled and said to her "It is if we're smart." Then to the rest of the class I said "Ok please remember to respect your classmates. We will not bump, run over, or trample Zazu! On a similar note, Rarity?"
>Rarity was a little surprised that I suddenly called on her, but responded "Yes dear?"
"If your Timon wants to climb on Simba, I'm ok with that. But I will respect whatever choices you make ok?"
>Rarity answered with "Thank you darling." Privately she was pleased to be reminded of the perks of the role. Oh she was GOING to touch!
"Alright, any other questions?" I asked. "No? Ok Zazu start us off please.
>Zazu said "You two are going to be married!"
Simba said "I can't marry her. She's my friend."
>Nala added "Yeah. It'd be so weird."
>Zazu said in exasperation "Sorry to burst your bubble, but you two turtledoves have no choice. It's a tradition going back generations."
Simba said "Well when I'm king, that'll be the first thing to go." And Nala smiled in response.
>Zazu then confidently declared as he walked away and faced them "Not so long as I'm around."
Simba approached and said said "Well in that case, you're fired."
>Zazu asserted "Hmm, nice try. But only the King can do that!"
>Nala approached and said "Well, he's the future King."
Simba got even closer and said "Yeah!" and (air)poked Zazu who reeled back and continued "So you have to do what I say."
>Zazu is getting frustrated with the rebellious attitude as they walk away and says "Not yet I don't! And with an attitude like that I'm afraid you're shaping up to be a pretty pathetic King indeed!"
Simba turns "Hm, not the way I see it."
>The song begins and Pinkie gently gets louder with the drums.
Simba pounces close to Zazu and backs him into a corner singing "I'm gonna be a mighty King so enemies beware."
>Zazu recovers and pretends to pluck Simba's scalp "Well I've never seen a King or beast with quite so little hair."
Simba moves away and fakes having a mane by moving his hands to his neck and splaying out his fingers "I'm gonna be the main event like no King was before."
Getting closer to Zazu, Simba starts posing. "I'm brushing up on looking down. I'm working on my ROAR!"
>Zazu stumbles a bit  and heads to the opposite side of the stage area "You're thus far a rather uninspiring thing."
Simba and Nala happily run together "Oh I just can't wait to be King!
>Zazu tromps to center stage "You've rather a long way to go young master if you think.."
Simba and Nala go to either side of Zazu. Nala makes a mocking face as Simba says "No one saying do this."
>Zazu says "Now when I said that.."
>It's Simba's turn to mock as Nala says "No one saying be there."
>Zazu is starting to suspect the mocking "Now what I meant was.."
Nala's turn to mock as Simba says "No one saying stop that."
>Zazu is getting flustered "Now what you don't realize.."
>Nala and Simba both sing "No one saying see here."
>Zazu exclaims "Now see here!"
Simba and Nala pretend to ride ostriches "Free to run around all day."
>Zazu takes flight after them "Well that's definitely out."
Simba declares "Free to do it all my way!"
>Zazu catches up to the pair " I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart to heart."
Zazu crashes into a rhino while Simba says "Kings don't need advice from little hornbills for a start."
>Zazu lands on a perch unaware that it's headed towards a waterfall "If this is where the monarchy is headed count me out! Out of service! Out of Africa! I wouldn't hang about!"
>Zazu recovers from going over the waterfall by flying "This child is getting wildly out of wing!"
>Anonymous was quietly giving Sunset instruction during Zazu's extended part.
Simba and Nala head down the desk rows "Oh I just can't wait to be king!
>Pinkie gets a chance to shine with the elephants thunderous footsteps as Simba and Nala frolic back up front in a carefree manner.
Simba orders "Everybody look left!" and they pass behind Zazu.
Simba orders "Everybody look right! and they pass behind Zazu.
"Everywhere you look I'm  standing in the spotlight!"
>Anonymous uses both hands to encourage the entire class to take up the chorus.
>Zazu says "Not yet!"
>The class takes up the chorus as Sunset beckons Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Fluttershy to her for instructions "Let every creature go for broke and sing!"
>"Let's hear it on the herd and on the wing!"
>"It's gonna be King Simba's finest fling!"
>The students in the desk row closest to the windows get up as they sing, spin in place, and sit back down "Oh I just can't wait to be King!"
>The next desk row does the same thing "Oh I just can't wait to be King!"
>The next desk row repeats the maneuver "Oh I just can't wait to be King!"
>As the attention goes back to Simba and Nala, Anonymous is being held up by Applejack and Rainbow Dash. While Rarity and Fluttershy are holding up Sunset.
>Rainbow has her hand on Anon's butt and there's nothing he can do about it.
>The girls let Anonymous and Sunset down and the number is over.
"That was AMAZING everyone! Give yourselves a round of applause!"
Anonymous held up the hands of Sunset and Twilight and said "And how about these two! I caught them completely by surprise and they handled it brilliantly! Give em a hand!"
Anonymous then went over to the first row and said "And Pinkie! I've never had a drum section before, but that was AWESOME! Give her a hand too everyone!
>Mrs. Kinnecht asked "You've done this before Anonymous?"
Anonymous put his hand behind his head and sheepishly said "Yeah it's kind of a family thing. My grandparents used to do this thing called Rocky Horror and one of the things that involves is acting out a movie as it plays behind you. One of my cousins saw them doing it and wanted to try it too. And that turned into me and all my cousins learning to do it on movies we already knew. And I just kind of dragged everyone else here along into it without really thinking. Sorry."
>A voice from the classroom door said "No need to be sorry Anonymous. That was wonderful."
>Everyone turned toward the voice and found it came from Principal Celestia!
Anonymous responded with a somewhat bashful "Oh, um, thank you."
>Principal Celestia then asked "Are you able to do that with the rest of the movie?"
"Oh geez, this is going to sound like bragging." I said. "But yeah. The Lion King was a favorite with my grandparents, so I know blocking for most of the numbers. I can give direction for the numbers Simba isn't in like Be Prepared too. The big exception is Circle of Life. Not much to be done with that I'm afraid."
>Principal Celestia then took up a post next to Mrs. Kinnecht and said "Well then, please continue." with a gentle smile.
>We then continued into Hakuna Matata where Rarity's Timon was as touchy as the role allowed And Applejack surprised us with apple slices as prop grubs!
>(Yes we had skipped Be Prepared due to time constraints.)
>Then it was time for "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" with Simba, Nala, Timon, and Puumba.
>Mrs. Kinnecht had us start in an odd place with some dialogue before the song.
>Nala gently says to Timon and Puumba "Could you guys excuse us for a few minutes?"
>Timon responds with "Hey. Whatever she has to say, she can say in front of us. Right Simba?"
Simba says "Hm, maybe you'd better go."
>Timon gives a lightly exaggerated shocked reaction and says "It starts. You think you know a guy." as he and Puumba head off to in front of the teachers desk.
By way of explanation, Simba says "Timon and Puumba. You learn to love em."
>Nala walks slowly away looking disappointed and hanging her head.
Simba follows while asking "What? What is it?"
>Unknown to Anonymous, Sunset has been inspired by Rarity to use this scene to get as close to Anonymous as possible!
>Nala hesitates a moment and says "It's like you're back from the dead. You don't know what this will mean to everyone! What it means to me!"
>Simba tries to comfort her by saying "Hey, it's ok."
>Nala goes up to Simba and starts snuggling with him while saying "I really missed you."
Simba returns her snuggling while saying "I really missed you too."
>While most of the class is enjoying watching Sunset make progress, the scene cuts to Timon and Puumba.
>Timon let's out an exasperated sigh and declares "This stinks!"
>Puumba reflexively says "Sorry."
>Timon says "Not you! Them! Him, her, alone."
>Puumba is confused and asks "What's wrong with that?"
>Timon starts singing "I can see what's happening."
>Puumba asks "What?
>Timon continues "And they don't have a clue.
>Puumba asks "Who?"
>Timon proceeds on with "They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line. Our trio's down to two!"
>Puumba finally gets it and says "Oh."
>Timon gets descriptive "The sweet caress of twilight. There's magic everywhere! And with all this romantic atmosphere, disasters in the air!"
>Nala leads Simba to a waterfall flirtaciously while singing "Can you feel the love tonight? The peace the evening brings? The world for once, in perfect harmony, with all it's living things."
Simba sings internally "So many things to tell her. But how to make her see? The truth about my past? Impossible! She'd turn away from me!"
>Nala is also singing internally "He's holding back, he's hiding. But what I can't decide. Why won't he be the King I know he is! The King I see inside!"
>Simba and Nala sing a duet as they play and frolic on the plains "Can you feel the love tonight? The peace the evening brings? The world, for once, in perfect harmony with all it's living things."
>Where the film has them play fighting and tumbling down a hillside, Anonymous instead offers Sunset a ballroom dancing pose with a hand on her waist and the other outstretched. She takes him up on the offer and he spins them three times before stopping and gazing into her eyes.
>The duet continues "Can you feel the love tonight?" And Nala licks Simba's cheek, much to his surprise.
>"You needn't look to far." As Sunset gives a relaxed and inviting smile to the surprised Anonymous. Who is unsure how to react.
>But he finds his nerve and goes in for a romantic snuggle with Nala as the duet continues "Stealing through the night's uncertainties. Love is where they are."
>The scene cuts back to Timon and Puumba with Timon singing "And if he falls in love tonight, it can be assumed."
>Puumba joins in to express regret "His carefree days with us are history."
>Together Timon and Puumba finish with "In short our pal is doomed!"
>The classroom breaks into applause with the Principal and teacher leading.
>Sunset is still holding Anonymous close and he is not sure just why that is...
"Anonymous says "Um, while this is very nice, I really should be making sure everyone who helped gets recognized. You were great by the way."
>Sunset seems reluctant to let him go, but relents after getting complimented. "Oh all right. Go do your job my King."
Finally free to move about, Anonymous first responds a bit formally with "It shall be done my Queen." Then turns to the class and says "Thank you everyone! Thank you for putting up with my craziness so brilliantly! Give yourselves a round of applause!"
"Now would all my actors join us up at the front to take a bow please?" I asked and everyone came up and we all bowed at once as time was short.
"And last but not least! Pinkie come up here! Wasn't she amazing folks? Take a well earned bow Pinkie."
"All right thank you again everyone and we now return the class to our tolerant teacher Mrs. Kinnecht." And then I took my seat smiling.
>Mrs. Kinnecht said "All right kids, you may talk among yourselves quietly for the remainder of class."
>Fluttershy quietly said "Wow Anonymous. Your grandparents taught you to do all of that?"
Anonymous returned her quiet energy while being thankful for a chance to calm down. "Yeah. Like I said, there was a special show where they did that and that's where they met and fell in love."
>Sunset added "Yeah that was incredible. We're going to want to add you to our contacts and socials so we can talk more about this." As she got out her phone.
>Six other phones also came out with their owners smiling expectantly.
Anonymous said a bit bashfully "Oh wow. That happened quicker than I had any right to expect. Um, the truth of the matter is, I don't have a cell phone."
>What is the sound of 7 eyebrows twitching?
"Not on social media either I'm afraid."
>Rarity beat everyone else to the punch "Not on social media? Whyever not darling?"
"Well it has to do with trying to be a better version of myself, like I said during the introductions. I've had issues with taking conflicts way, way to far so I need to stay away from conflicts as best possible while I learn how to manage better. And unfortunately social media has a LOT of conflict, so just never got on it. Safer that way."
>Twilight decided to pitch in and said "I'm curious kohai. How did your previous girlfriends deal with you not having a phone?"
>The other 6 girls were thinking "Nice one!"
"Well I've never had a girlfriend, so it's never been an issue. Just never had any luck in love I guess. BUT it gives me more time to work on myself, so there's that to consider."
>These statements almost took Twilight to her limit. This guy might not have movie star looks but 5 minutes with him showed a LOT of qualities that would impress girls. Even if the girl to boy ratio wasn't so lopsided, he should have had a few girlfriends by now. That left one conclusion.
>All 7 girls arrived at the same answer. He must be dense!
>Dude seemed to have absolutely NO IDEA that the seven girls next to him would jump his bones if they could get him alone! Rainbow might not even wait that long!
>It wasn't like there wasn't a certain charm in him not judging girls by their outward sexual qualities. He hadn't been nice to them with the intent of getting into their pants for instance. He just wanted to be nice.
>Many of the girls had no idea how to proceed at this point. But Pinkie asked "So what do you do for fun then?"
"Well mostly I read." Anonymous said. "I also play an ancient online game on a private server, but mostly read."
>Applejack followed up with "That's cool. What kind of books do you read?"
"Well I like science fiction. Military history can be pretty interesting, and I like learning about military technology like vehicles too."
>Rainbow added on "What about music and movies?"
"I'm pretty weak on music honestly. I mean I listen to rock and pop mostly, but outside of Weird Al, I have a hard time connecting an artist to a song they did. For movies I have a big love of old musicals. I'll try almost anything animated, and from there it's the guy standards of Sci Fi, action, and comedy."
>Pinkie spoke up to say "Oh, I like Weird Al too!"
Anonymous managed to squeak out a "Nice" before the bell rang and was off to his next class.

>After the classroom emptied out Principal Celestia asked Mrs. Kinnecht "What did you think of Anonymous?"
>Mrs. Kinnecht paused a moment to gather her thoughts and answered "He has talent without a doubt. And that often indicates power. He called himself an introvert during introductions to help calm Fluttershy. In fact I don't think he said one mean or harmful thing all class long. Fairly unusual for a boy his age. Overall I'd say it looks like those girls have some work to do to tame him, but they seem up to it."
>Principal Celestia then added her 2 cents. "Yes every indication is he's very powerful. That's why he was the number one seed who got assigned to 7 of our best freshman girls. Please keep an eye on him and report anything you think is worthwhile. Those kids are our best hope to reverse our fortunes and save the school."

>Fast forward to lunchtime and the girls have found a table and left a space for Anonymous between Sunset and Pinkie. They are keeping an active eye out for Anonymous as the talk among themselves.
>Rainbow said with intensity "No. Phone?!? What the hell?"
>As the other girls started to add their own grumblings Sunset held up her hand for them to be quiet. When the were she said "Alright, so things aren't going to be as simple and easy as we hoped. But we are smart, motivated, and HORNY! So let's assess what worked and what didn't and come up with a new plan. He's still a nice guy with a lot going for him! We can DO this!"
>Rainbow added "And then do HIM!" with a smile.
>Applejack wasn't against working for what she wanted and asked "Ok, so what do we know and what approaches should we try?"
>Fluttershy said quietly "H-he was really nice to me after I made mistakes during the introductions."
>Pinkie said "I think he was nice to all of us."
>Rarity said "He looked honestly surprised we might want his phone number."
>Sunset said "He also didn't start any conversations besides acting in front of the class.
>Twilight offered a conclusion with "Taking those last two comments into consideration, I'm not sure he even came to school with any expectation to make friends, let alone more than friends."
>Sunset said "That is making an uncomfortable amount of sense. What the hell happened that makes someone shut down like that?"
>Rainbow said "It must have been something to big for him to laugh or shrug off. Nothing any of us have experienced since we didn't shut down."
>Sunset said "Ok, so we need to GENTLY find out about his past while we try to get his pants off."
>Fluttershy signaled and said "Um, Sunset? Since he doesn't have a phone, he can't send a pic. How do we resolve that?"
>Sunset replied with "Well that IS a good question! Hmmm, how about we agree that before we can take his virginity he has to take a dick pic with the lucky girl's phone? Sound good?"
>The other girls all nodded in agreement.
>Then Rainbow asked "Hey shouldn't he have been here by now? Where's Anonymous?"

>As the girls got up to do a more active search in the cafeteria, Anonymous was up on the roof reading.
>He had already finished his meager lunch of 2 plain bologna sandwiches.
>There were a couple of other kids on the roof that had gotten there before him. Looked like they were smoking but if they didn't bother him, he wouldn't bother them. So he found a seat against an AC unit on a different part of the roof and settled in.
>Then he heard the singing.
>It sounded like some girls wordlessly vocalizing. And it was getting louder and decidedly heading to the roof.
>Three girls came out onto the roof vocalizing and went over to the other two kids.
>Anonymous kept tabs on what was happening while he tried to read at the same time. 
>The three singers surrounded the two smokers and one of the singers just pointed towards the door.
>The two smokers gathered up their gear and walked to the door with their heads hung low.
>Then the singers sauntered over to where Anonymous was and the one who had pointed asked "Well well, what do we have here?" While the other two were still vocalizing.
"Hello. My name is Anonymous and I'm a freshman here."
>"Hello Anonymous. My name is Adagio and these two are Sonata and Aria. Together we are the CHS disciplinary committee."
"Huh." I said with my curiosity sparked "I've only heard that term in a few Japanese shows. May I ask what the disciplinary committee does at CHS?"
>Adagio responded with "Of course. We act as additional eyes and ears for the administration and staff. Also we have some discretionary permission to punish rule breakers and interlopers as needed."
"I'm surprised that's needed to be honest. I don't think I've broken any rules, but I'd like to ask to be sure."
>Adagio gave an easy chuckle and said "Well isn't that upstanding of you? As it happens students aren't allowed on the roof without express permission."
"Aw heck. In my defense, I didn't see a sign and the door was open."
>Adagio said "Also if you had lunch up here, you also cleaned up after yourself."
"Well yeah I cleaned up. In my experience littering and other rule breaking only leads to unwanted attention and long uncomfortable conversations. As an introvert I find obeying the rules to generally be worth the effort to avoid those."
>Adagio said "Well you raise a good point about the signs, but why aren't you in the cafeteria with your friends?"
"It's only the first day. I don't have any friends yet." Anonymous answered as if this was the most natural statement in the world. "Next week I'm figuring the guy nerds will start to signal each other and congregate. I'll have friends then."
>Adagio wrestled with the urge to shout several different things, but instead calmly asked "Why only guys? Couldn't some girls be friends too?"
"They could but, ah geez this is gonna sound sexist. The simple truth of the matter is it's easier for me to understand other guys. The more understanding I have, the less conflict I get into. And I REALLY want to avoid conflict. I mean, now that I think about it some of the girls I met today were pretty nice, but I think guy friends are the way to go if I have to have friends at all."
>Adagio was a bit stunned by that "IF you have to have friends at ALL? What has to happen for that even to be on the table?"
"Well while I appr." Suddenly Anonymous stopped talking in mid sentence. Then he tried to restart "Appr" It seemed he couldn't get the word out so like Porky Pig, he changed his approach. "It's fine to be curious, but a new school is a chance for a brand new start and I can't do that if I bring up my old baggage to everyone that might ask."
>Adagio smiled internally. He had finally had a stumble due to their truth song. Still it wasn't really any big deal if he didn't appreciate the curiosity. So instead she asked "Did it have anything to do with getting into fistfights?"
>He understood immediately she had seen that in his body language. He had seen the same thing in them too, so there was little point complaining or denying.
"That was some of it, yeah. But I'm trying to get away from that. I'd really prefer to be peaceful. It's among the things I'm working on."
>Adagio admitted "Well it's commendable that you want to reform yourself. I also think having friends would help heal the hurt you've obviously suffered. Maybe you might give those nice girls you mentioned more of a chance? At any rate, it's time to shoo you off the roof. You weren't trying to break any rules so this is just a warning not to come back up here without express permission ok?"
"I suppose I should take your advice on those girls. They did handle my craziness pretty well after all. And thank you for letting me off with a warning."
>A satisfied Adagio conversationally asked "What kind of craziness did you do?"
"I, uh, whimsically turned our line reading of The Lion King into a full on stage production in front of the class." Anonymous sheepishly admitted.
>Adagio was impressed "And the teacher allowed that?"
"Yeah. And then Principal Celestia came by and encouraged it too."
>Adagio needed to turn her attention to other things and merely said "Wow. Well you should go find those nice girls and give them another chance Anonymous! See you later!"
>As soon as Anonymous was out of sight, Adagio said "Please edit that conversation into a sound clip so we can send it to his girls. That boy is going to give us some trouble."
>Sonata asked "Why do you say he's going to give us trouble?"
>Adagio replied "Because he can't obey the rules no one has told him about. Plus if Celestia checked on him on the first day, he's a high ranked seed. Which means his girls might have a shot at replacing US after we graduate. And you know what happens to the school if we can't be replaced right?"
>Sonata dejectedly answered "Yeah." Obviously preferring not to think about it.
>Adagio carried on "Yeah. So we can't have him just quietly reading during lunch. But he's to important to treat recklessly. We need him in the cafeteria getting tamed by his girls. But we can't tell him all of that yet, so THAT's why he's going to give us trouble."
>Sonata just said "Fuck."

>A few minutes later Sunset got a picture text showing Anonymous sitting down and reading titled 'Lose something?' There was also a sound clip attached.
>Sunset summoned all of the searching girls back to their table and forwarded the text to all of them as she got a head start on listening to it.
>Sunset pondered what to do until everyone had finished listening and said "I think I have an outline of a plan, but I want to hear all of your thoughts first.
>Twilight said "It's as bad as we thought. He's been hurt and is having a hard time letting his guard down as a result."
>Pinkie said "I think we have to work our way into the friendzone first."
>Rarity said "Unlike most boys our age, he doesn't seem to be ruled by his hormones. In fact, I don't believe he's thinking about us in sexual terms at all yet."
>Applejack said "On the plus side, we can believe whatever he tells us. Boy seems addicted to telling the truth so far."
>Rainbow said "He's being cautious in who he calls a friend because that has meaning to him."
>Fluttershy said "He's being nice to everyone so they don't hurt him."
>Sunset nodded as she briefly mulled over what had been said. "I think you all raise some good points. We're going to have to go a lot slower than we originally thought. I think we should focus on earning his trust and friendship. He won't give them to us just because we have girl parts. We want him here with us at lunch, but we can't be pushy about it. We can go ahead with individual gambits to send the message that we're interested, but no big massive swings yet. Remember he'll react badly if he isn't given a chance to consent and that sets us ALL back. He has to be able to say 'no' and still be willing to talk to us."
>Rainbow said "Slow and gentle isn't really my best area."
>Applejack said "That's ok. just go for small victories and it will pile up. And be ready to laugh it off if he says no."
>Rarity asks "Sunset, what was your impression of him during the play when you got to touch him?"
>Sunset said "Now that you mention it, he was fairly stiff. Was that your impression as well?"
>Rarity responded "Decidedly stiff. I don't think he's used to being touched."
>Twilight said "We need to address THAT with a quickness. We can't have him LITERALLY afraid to touch us."
>Pinkie said "Then how about we start 'hug practice' in first period?"
>Fluttershy perked up a bit and said "Oooh!"
>Sunset said "Sounds like an idea Pinkie. How do you see it happening?"
>Pinkie explained "Oh it should be simple. We make a show of hugging each other when we get to class and then one of us looks at him and says 'Your turn!' and then we each get a turn hugging him."
>Then Sunset played devils advocate "And if he balks?"
>Pinkie gamely declared "Well HE was the one who said he wanted to improve himself, and he basically will NEED to be able to touch folks when he's an adult. And how many times does he think an opportunity like this will come around?"
>Sunset said "Solid sales pitch Pinkie. Anyone else have anything to add?"
>No one did.
>Then lunch ended and the next time all 7 girls had a class with Anonymous was in PE.
>The girls didn't have any big plans in PE today so they were mostly just friendly while ogling Anonymous's butt when they could.
>They hadn't wanted to start hugging practice in PE because they were worried about being sweaty.
>The next day happens and as I go to class, the 3 girls near the maintenance closet are eyeballing me and giving off weird vibes.
>But that's all they're doing so I ignore it.
>When I get to class, those nice girls are hugging each other as I excuse myself past them and sit at my desk.
>Suddenly Pinkie signals for my attention and as I look up, she has her arms outstretched and is saying "Your turn!" with a smile.
"My turn,.. for a hug?" I ask.
>Pinkie just says "Yup!" and her smile never wavers.
As I get up, I say "Well I suppose actual human contact is good for me."
>My response may have been a bit slow for her because she wrapped her arms around me before I could get my arms fully out. "Yes it is!" she brightly insisted.
>I ended up wrapping my arms around her waist.
>It had been a LONG time since I had hugged anyone and I was pretty stiff at it.
>But I felt less awkward about that because Pinkie was pressing her chest into mine!
>I hadn't really noticed their chests yesterday because what would be the point?
>But now I was forced to notice. 
>Partly because Pinkie had a LARGE chest! Maybe D cups? Hard for me to say really.
Then the hug was over and as I released her I said "T-thank you. That was VERY nice." with obvious gratitude.
>I was about to sit back down when Sunset cleared her throat.
>So I turned to Sunset to discover SHE now had her arms outstretched towards me.
"Oh! Um, ok." I said as the taller girl let me approach.
>She leaned forward at the last moment to control the hug.
>Her being in control was perfectly fine with me.
>Again, I was noticing her chest! It wasn't where I WANTED my mind to go, but I couldn't seem to help myself!
>Sunset had a nice pair of C cups. Was she rocking her chest from side to side so I would notice?
>That didn't make ANY sense to me.
Soon the hug was over and I gave another sincerely grateful "Thank you." to Sunset.
>Sunset looked very pleased to hear that.
>Then a scratchy voice said "Me next." and I turned to see Rainbow Dash ready to hug me.
As I moved to her I mused aloud "I'm beginning to think I'm dreaming."
>Rainbow smiled at that as she embraced me and asked "Aw. Am I your dream girl?"
"Well this kind of incredible thing only happens in my dreams." I said "So it seems reasonable to wonder?"
>As her B cups pressed into me she declared "Well then we should check if you're awake or not." And she brought her hand down HARD on my ass with a loud SMACK sound! Then she grabbed a handful of my butt with a FIRM grip before letting me out of the hug!
"That was AMAZING! Thank you!" I said.
>She returned with "I could say the same big guy."
>By now I understood the pattern. And as I expected, Applejack was waiting for a hug when I turned to her.
As I approached her I noted "This just keeps getting better and better."
>Applejack smiled and asked "Well aren't you a charmer?" as she pressed her large C cups, just bordering a D, into me.
"I don't know if I'm a charmer or not, but Mom taught me it's good manners to show appreciation. And I am REALLY appreciating this." I said with passion.
>Applejack chuckled a bit and remarked "Well for now, manners can be enough." As she released me.
>While that puzzled me a bit, I stopped thinking about it when I saw Twilight/Senpai standing on my desk chair with her arms outretched to me.
>My eyes were wide with amazement, but I knew that was a precarious perch so I positioned myself carefully so I could support her if she lost balance before going for the hug.
>Once I started to move in, she suddenly grabbed my HEAD and pulled it against her chest!
>Then she proceeded to twist her chest back and forth so her A cups were alternatively pressing against my forehead!
>This was HEAVEN!
When she released me I told her "That was breathtaking! Thank you! Also may I help you down please?"
>Senpai had a beaming smile and pronounced "Yes you may kohai, Thank you."
>I grabbed her by her petite waist and kept eye contact as I gently lifted her down.
>As soon as I set her down she moved out of the way so Fluttershy could step up.
>But Fluttershy was holding her hands behind her back as she looked at me with an easy smile.
"Ah yes." I said with a gentle smile "My fellow introvert. Could I please have the honor of gracing you with a hug?"
>Her smile widened as she nodded.
>As I leaned in for the hug, once again the girl was quicker than I was and she pressed her bountiful bosoms into me. This nice quiet girl had double D's! She was almost as tall as me too at about 5'9"! But I couldn't tell if she was wearing heels just now.
>Why in the hell was I thinking about her shoes?!? MASSIVE tits were happening!
>But it couldn't last forever. After we broke the hug, we both said "Thank you." at the same time and then we giggled in stereo.
>As Fluttershy sat back down at her desk with a wide smile, all eyes went to Rarity.
>Rarity sauntered past me with swaying hips, saying "Why don't we take this to the back of the class darling?"
I could only nod and say "Okay." as I followed her to the back of the class.
>Rainbow mimed swatting Anonymous's ass after he passed.
>When he got to the back, Rarity suddenly turned around and leaned into the hug with Anonymous. Catching him by surprise yet again!
>Did she have jewelry on her bra? There were two really hard points on the tip of her petite C cups! Anonymous had never heard of a bra like that, but it was the only explanation he could think of.
>Naturally he would NOT ask about her bra! That would be going way, WAY to far!
Eventually they broke the hug and Anonymous said "T-thank you. It's hard to express how amazing this has been!"
>Rarity's eyes flashed brightly as she proclaimed "Oh it's no bother darling. We hug each other all of the time so adding you in is no trouble."
"I guess I just didn't know how starved I was for touch." I admitted.
>Rarity had a compassionate smile and tone as she said "Well we'll get you into shape there soon enough. But first I have to ask what may be a,.. delicate question?"
"Right now I feel like you can ask me any question you want." I said with confidence.
>Rarity hesitated a bit before her eyes refocused and she said "Ah, yes, well,.. Can I ask what aftershave you're wearing dear?"
>At that I hung my head. She HAD to know the answer already. I felt like the smelly boy I probably was. Still, I should answer her honestly and get this over with.
"I,.. uh.. The only scent I'm wearing is from whatever deodorant I'm sharing with my dad. Sorry."
>Rarity was back to being compassionate in her look and tone as she said "Now don't fret darling. We knew what catching you by surprise could mean. The main question I need to ask is how will you prepare for hugs tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow?" I parroted, then tried to come up with an answer and failed. "I'm sorry to say I don't know the answer."
>Rarity said "That's okay darling. I'm very glad you can be honest with me in delicate areas like this. So I'll give you the answers okay?"
I nodded and said "Thank you."
>Rarity informed me "So after school tonight, you're going to buy your own deodorant and some aftershave or cologne. We can experiment with different types later but for tonight just get something that's name brand. Then tomorrow morning allow yourself enough time for a shower and shampoo before school and then apply those products before you get dressed alright?"
"I, I can do that!" I said with a small smile.
>Rarity beemed as she said "Excellent darling! Now just one more thing. If you have any other hygiene or grooming questions, I want you to know you can come to me and safely ask okay?"
With a quick nod I said "Yes. Thank you." and we returned to our seats.
>It seemed like Mrs. Kinnecht had waited for us to finish before starting class. That was weird. Normally you'd have expected her to tell us to stop and give the class priority wouldn't you? 
>High school is odd in the most unexpected ways.
>The rest of first period passed pretty much uneventfully.

>At lunch in the cafeteria, the girls started gushing amongst themselves.
>Twilight said "Did you see how effortlessly and gently he lifted me? Oh I wanted to wrap my legs around him and rip his shirt off!"
>Rainbow said "I totally get that! I'm still in awe that I got to smack and grab his butt and he THANKED me!"
>Fluttershy said "I wanted to grab his butt and make him thrust his hips into me!
>Rarity said "When he looked into my eyes and said 'You can ask me any question you want', SO many things ran through my mind! I could barely remember what I was supposed to say next!"
>Pinkie then asked "Hey girls, I went first so I don't know, but did any of you figure out the size of his..?"
>Everyone shook their heads.
>Pinkie said "Darnit. I was hoping to learn how many donuts I could stack on it." With a lusty smile.
>Sunset said "We'll get him there soon I'm sure. You have to remember we surprised him. Also he clearly isn't used to thinking that girls want him. We'll get him there, but we need to break him down in small steps like we did today. Today was an absolute WIN! We got him started on the idea of touching us!"
>Twilight said "I'll make a play tomorrow then, It can be laughed off if it crashes and if it succeeds we could see an erection through his clothes!"
>Sunset said "Sounds good to me! Anyone have an objection?"
>Applejack said "Not an objection. I just wanted to try something on the next day."
>Sunset declared "Alright. Sounds good. And I'll take Friday. If for some reason he isn't hopping between our beds this weekend, then we can strategize to get him there!"
>Fluttershy then said "Umm, has anyone else noticed he isn't here yet?"
>The other 6 girls all looked around and said at the same time "Aw, not again!"

>At the same time, Adagio too was saying "Aw, not again!"
>This was because she had just spotted Anonymous sitting down against a classroom door reading again.
Anonymous looked up and innocently asked "What?" as if he was surprised she had felt the need to comment. "I'm not breaking any rules this time."
>Adagio stated "No you're not. But Anonymous, we talked about this. Weren't you going to give those nice girls you mentioned another chance?"
Anonymous's face brightened as he declared "I did! And it was GREAT! Every one of them hugged me today!"
>Adagio said "Well good for you! That's great to hear! But why aren't you with them right now?"
"Well, can I tell you something in confidence?" I asked.
>Adagio simply answered "That depends. We're required to react to rule breaking."
"Oh no rules broken." I said "It's just me being embarrassed is all."
>Adagio relented at hearing this "In that case, yeah we can keep your secrets." And she nodded at the other two who both nodded back. "What happened?"
"Well, after they had all hugged me, the prettiest one took me aside and started giving me advice on my hygiene and grooming."
>Adagio said "Go on." when Anonymous had paused.
"I mean, she was REAL nice about it, but I couldn't help but realize that I wasn't really properly prepared to be so physically CLOSE to girls."
>Adagio patiently asked "How do you mean?"
Anonymous finally came out with it. "I don't want them thinking I'm a 'smelly boy'. These girls are NICE and fun to be around.  I don't want to disappoint them like that! Now the pretty girl gave me a plan for tonight and tomorrow. So tomorrow I'll be MUCH better prepared. But for today, I'm just a bit embarrassed is all."
>Adagio admitted "Well it DOES sound like you took my advice and gave them a chance at least."
"I think it's more along the lines that they keep giving ME chances? I dunno. Never had anything like this happen to me before, so I'm not entirely sure how to react. Does ANY of that make sense?" I asked in confusion.
>Adagio softly chuckled and said "A lot more than you might think. Alright we have to move on. Stay safe if you're gonna be out here ok?" The three waving as they left.
I waved back and replied "Okay, you too." and got back to my reading.
>When they were around the corner and out of earshot, Sonata asked "Should we have left him there?"
>Adagio sighed and said "Didn't see a better choice. It's only the second day and we need him to trust us if there's an emergency. And you heard him, he's to embarrassed to be with his girls today. We'll tighten our patrol to keep an eye on that hallway today. Best we can do."
>Sonata nodded.
>On Tuesdays and Thursdays our PE class was in the weight room.
>The door to the weight room was located between the rear locker room doors. A narrow hallway led to a room that was a little small for the class size. There was a good variety of equipment, but many of the girls didn't want to use the larger equipment.
Anonymous admitted "I have NO idea what I'm doing in here."
>Applejack said easily "That's alright. Rainbow and I know a bit about this stuff. We'd be glad to show ya."
"I'm in your hands then." I declared and let them lead the way.
>A few things about the weight room session stood out to Anonymous.
>First, the tighter space of the weight room seemed to mean there was a lot of 'accidental' contact with the girls. Rainbow's hand on his butt quickly stopped being surprising as an example. 
>When it was time for him to rest between sets or there was a wait for the next machine he would sit down and there would be a girl on his lap 'due to a lack of chairs'.
>These seven girls were keeping a CLOSE watch on him and it was difficult not to feel he was being managed for some unknown reason.
>His attention was always being directed to one of them!
>His teenage brain was to rebellious to accept this.
>But he wasn't about to hurt these girl's feelings.
>So Anonymous came up with an idea.
>The girls didn't know all of his jokes yet. So he would tell a good one and they would all briefly close their eyes with laughter or look away.
>When they did that, he could look around briefly.
>When he did that, he discovered EVERY guy had a set of girls hanging around them.
>At least 3, but that was the low end.
>Anonymous had no idea what to do with this information, so he filed it away in case it was important later.
>Strangely enough Twilight seemed to be in her element here.
>Not for weight lifting purposes, rather her small slender frame and pattern recognition came together to allow her to be anywhere in the crowded room she wanted to be.
>And she wanted to be next to Anonymous!
>Several times Anonymous turned for a reason and her hand was in the way of his upper thigh.
>Even worse was that she was a team player!
>Several times she waited until another girl was in front of him to poke or tweak him so that he would move his hips forward in reaction.
>Poor Anonymous was confused and perplexed by all of this attention.
>Part of him wanted to interpret it as attacks, but there was just no hostility or ill will to justify that.
>The girls seemed to think he should be ENJOYING this!
>But he had no context! No relevant experience!
>During the last 10 minutes of class, Rainbow saw that Anonymous was approaching his limit and called for a halt.
>She sat him down in a chair and gave him a simple shoulder massage.
>Soon Anonymous was more relaxed than he had been in a week.
>His head lolled to the side and could only answer yes/no in differing tones of grunts.
>Anonymous was weak to massage!
>His arms hung limply at his side with no strength in them.
>They had him totally helpless! All his defenses were down!
>But the girls couldn't bring themselves to take advantage of his helpless state.
>Consent was important and he couldn't give it.
>So they used this time to calm down and take a breather themselves.
>While they did that, they noticed some of the other girls in the room were kissing their boys.
>Some were even being felt up.
>Sunset saw that this was affecting her friends and spoke up. "What they're doing doesn't matter. We have different circumstances and are making good progress. We'll get where we want to be soon enough. It's a four year school. A few days against that is nothing."
>Her friends understood the wisdom of her words and nodded.
>Then it was time to leave the weight room as PE ended.
>Everyone was filing slowly through the narrow hallway as girls took advantage of the opportunity for close contact with their guys.
>Anonymous was firmly sandwiched with Sunset in front of him and Rainbow behind him with no allowance for personal space!
>Rainbow was literally pressing Anonymous into Sunset from behind!
>His crotch was being pressed into her butt from below due to their height difference!
>Then Rainbow pinched his butt so he moved his hips forward into Sunset!
>Sunset just enjoyed the hip thrust and gave out a small moan that was loud enough for Anonymous to hear!
>The walk through the hallway was VERY slow and Rainbow kept pinching!
>Sunset kept moaning!
>The other girls chipped in by saying encouraging things.
>Applejack let loose with a quiet "Ride him cowgirl!"
>Twilight gave a "Yeah boy! Get you some!"
>Rarity cheered him on with "Go for it darling!"
>Pinkie said "Work that party canon baby!
>Fluttershy gently said "I think she REALLY likes that Anonymous!"
>Rainbow started chuckling every time she pinched him.
>Sunset noticed that Anonymous was starting to get hard as they exited the hallway.
>She went forward far enough to let others exit cleanly, then turned and grabbed Anonymous and pressed her front into him and said breathily "That was a lot of fun Anon."
Now he had a nickname? No! That wasn't the important thing here! But it was hard to collect his thoughts. So he just stammered "Uh, umm, I don't.."
>Sunset smiled and continued for him "You don't want it to end? Oh I was worried you weren't going to ask!"
His stammer was going into rapid-fire! "Um, um, um, um,"
>Sunset kept up the momentum with "Now we can go to your place or we can go to mine. But I should tell you first.."
>Sunset leaned in to speak into his ear and informed him "My parents aren't home!"
>Then she pulled her head back to face him and looked him in the eye as she informed him "You could stay as long as you like!"
>"You could stay."
>"All."
>"Night."
>"Long!"
>Sunset knew she had this in the bag! Oh she was going to enjoy herself thoroughly!