Archive: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/15005559/ >15005559 Rainbow Dash's friends have decided that Rainbow needs a boyfriend to curb her ego. They also think that you need a girlfriend because you are on your way to become a fatass neckbeard addicted to clop. They have come up with a brilliant solution: to lock you both in a small house. It includes one bedroom, one bed, a full bathroom, kitchen, dining room, living room, a TV and computer. They will feed you but they will never let you out until they are convinced that you both love each other. Princess Twilight can legally do this. How did it go? _______________________________________________________ >15012211 >Princess Twilight can legally do this. >How did it go? We fooled Twilight. We also beat the shit out of her with a pair of paddles and a magic nullifyer strapped to her horn in the privacy of my Equestrian home. Rainbow fucked her with a strap-on. Then I took a turn. Then back to her. Then back to me. We repeated this until we were convinced that she loved it. We weren't convinced. Not for a long while. _______________________________________________________ >15012271 >Convinced the others that things were still shaky between you and Rainbow >You're actually best buddies now >Stay inside this new home of yours >You, Rainbow and Twilight >The others come around asking if you'd seen Twilight come by to visit >Say she hasn't visited in a long while and that you really couldn't tell, what with their being no windows and such >You and Rainbow continue to fuck Twilight endlessly until she either comes to love it and be fed leftovers or die >Such is the life of a pair of shut-ins _______________________________________________________ >With Twilight having chosen death over this, Rainbow forces her to eat >Unfortunately, Twilight regurgitates whatever is put down her throat >It's been too long >Twilight dies >Both yours and Rainbow's sanity dwindled to naught, the two of you continue to fuck the corpse in the following hours after her passing >Time continues to go by >There's a skeleton in your closet >Within the house; high-impact sexual violence >Between you and Rainbow >The two of you fucked continuously for hours on end >Pinkie comes by to check up on the two of you >"Wow-ee-zow-ee, Dash! What's been going on arou-" >Both you and Dash gaze at her holding her tray of food >Crazed looks in both of your eyes >Pinkie starts to tremble and back away >You no longer cared for the food >You both yank her back inside the safety of your house as she tries to retreat from the abode >She is your next prisoner >It was only a matter of hours before the princesses were at your door >Pinkie was locked in the closet, screaming with a gag in her mouth >A skeleton of her former friend >"LEAVE THIS PLACE!!!" >"THIS IS OUR HOUSE!!!" >The two of you screamed at the princesses >A woeful look overtakes Celestia's face >Luna, using her magic, grasped the two of you in a binding hold, her grip as tough as iron >The two royal sisters search around the house, checking in all the rooms >Feces and blood littered the floors >The rising stench of death, urine and... oh no >Racing to the bedroom, they hear muffled cries >What followed after opening the closet that day was the start of a long and painful process in a futile attempt to fix things >Celestia... had gone mad >Many a day had followed with harsh, bitter winds >Celestia had vanished >Luna stepped up to take the role that her sister had done for a millennium in hopes that some day she may return >Perhaps then, the elements will help return her to her former self >But that would be for then and this was the now >The human and Rainbow Dash were to be publicly executed in Canterlot >The first in over four-thousand years >It was the only way Luna knew how to deal with such heretical acts that they had committed >A silence for another four hundred years following the event >There would be no more star pupils, regardless of sheer talent >Those who proved themselves too dangerous and powerful with their magic were sent to be privately executed >They all lived on in fear >Luna knew she was in the wrong, but there was nothing she could do >No guidance to help light her way >Many a millennium had passed and she was feeling the weight of it all crumbling her bones to dust >She wouldn't be able to take much more before inevitably giving out >Thankfully, she was wise with her age and taught her subjects the ways of the sun and moon and left it to them to take control >Leaving guidelines for them to follow and entrusting upon them the peace that they had once known so long ago >"Bring happiness to the land once more." >Her dying wish >The one thing that had been preserved of the forsaken house >Your computer >Locked away in a sealed case hidden the deepest depths of Canterlot's vaults >The monitor's screen lights up >A command prompt with nothing but a single flashing, vertical line on-screen >Beep