(attention)
(your attention, please)
(the board is currently experiencing multiple slide threads)

(would all anons return to the puzzle thread?)
(please)
(would all anons return to the puzzle thread?)
(thank you)

[intro]
I'm soundin' the slide thread funk alarm
(uh)
(uh)
(yeah)
gotta keep the thread bumped
gotta keep it alive
I'm soundin' the slide thread funk alarm
so this thread can survive

we gotta stop the puzzle thread being knocked off the board
we've all come too far
to have all our puzzle posts
knocked off by slide threads galore
(uh)
(yeah)

All anons gather around and hold onto your mares
keep bumpin' the thread
while the slide thread funk alarm is still ignited
(uh)
(uh)
(yeah)

(solo)