[verse]
I got here just in time
the puzzle is nearly done
there's just one piece left
and it's mine to solve

without me, there is no puzzle
you wouldn't have finished it
it would have just been left unsolved
after all of you'd just quit

[chorus]
bow down mortals
worship me like I'm your king
I am your pony puzzle god
your waifu's fantasy

[verse]
I picked up the last piece
It wasn't left for me to place
I'm just too fast for all of you
you can all cope in disgrace 

I placed the most important piece
sure, you contributed a bit
But I'm the one that solved the puzzle
you didn't do shit

[chorus]
bow down mortals
worship me like I'm your king
for I am your pony puzzle god
your waifu's fantasy

[outro]
my ego is a healthy size
it's just that yours is so small
how can I help it
if you dropped the ball?