[start]
>the final piece, the puzzlechad places it lovingly for his companion to conclude, another puzzle well done, he prepares his GG
>suddenly the user list grows
>it's him
>the puzzle pony's polite hesitation will be her undoing
>the piece is grasped, but not by her
>with lightning quick reflexes, puzzlechad jerks his mouse across the screen and double clicks the piece
>it falls limp
>the battle begins...

[intro]
so, we meet again foul scourge 
prepare to be bested 
we shall jiggie
to the death!

insolent whelp
you cannot stop me
I will solve this puzzle
have at thee!

[verse}
aha! you think you can grab this piece?
no, I think not, vile cur
the lady shall solve the puzzle
my reactions are quicker than yours

arr! 
mares first, but stallions just before
that piece is mine to dispose
I will use my secret weapon
My mouse's macros!

you dirty cheating dog
I don't need to beat you with such tricks
all I need is my simple mouse
taste the wrath of my double clicks

[chorus]
the puzzle duel to end all puzzle duels
They shall jiggie 
to the death!
the hero and the villain
there can only be one winner!
The jiggie 
to the death!

ha ha! 
So much for your superior reflexes
I can set the dpi higher with just a few clicks
I'm just toying with you now

coward! you have no honor
I've solved many a puzzle fairly
I have no need for your 
poltroon technology

gah! 
you may have got the piece
but, only momentarily!
I WILL solve this puzzle!
and you'll worship me as your king!

[chorus]
the puzzle duel to end all puzzle duels
They shall jiggie 
to the death!
the hero and the villain
there can only be one winner!
The jiggie 
to the death!

[solo]

you cad!
I will never worship you
you have no concept of honor
that is why you'll lose!

I am your puzzle god
you should be bowing down to me
leave now and I shall solve it
and it'll all end peacefully

Aha!
you have fallen for my trap
I locked the piece into the corner
any last words, or do you wish to surrender 
like the scoundrel you are?

[outro]
>with the puzzlechad locking his adversary into a stalemate
>he has no choice but to relent
>the user list shrinks down once more
>the puzzlechad unlocks the piece
>once again, he places it lovingly for his companion
>the puzzle pony picks it up, finally solving the puzzle
>both trade their GG's and leave...

>but his adversary *WILL* strike again...
[end]