[Spoken]
>Upon the hilltop, the army awaits their re-con
>while partaking their pizza ration
>soon, the scout returns from his mission 
>re-laying the unfinished puzzle approaching their position
>the foe appears from the horizon
>wrought from tartarian hell fires, a jiggie puzzle demon
>turning to his company of mares and men
>The Puzzle Captain rouses them ready to do battle again...

[verse]
My army of jiggers
you've defeated many a puzzle foe
this beast is no different
you're all seasoned pros

dazzling resplendence
may belie its true pain
but, fear not, because
we'll vanquish it, just the same

[spoken word]
now, prepare your battle cries, 
and... 
chaaaaarge!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[chorus]
we'll never let you win
never let ourselves be felled
we'll battle to the death
against jiggies from hell
we'll take on any puzzle demon
our battle cry is your death nell
we'll fight until the very end
and break your evil spell

[verse]
at the tip of the assault
the maers lead the vanguard
weakening the demon puzzle 
with their swift cavalry charge

the berserker anon battalion 
are next into the fray
with their thirst for battle
and weapons ready to slay

maers and men are knocked aside 
rescued out of the fight
the rest of the determined army
battles long into the night

[chorus]
we'll never let you win
never let ourselves be felled
we'll battle to the death
against jiggies from hell
we'll take on any puzzle demon
our battle cry is your death nell
we'll fight until the very end
and break your evil spell


[bridge]
amongst the demon's bug swarms
the scout scores a hit
taking the advantage offered by
the jigger's fighting grit
the captain orders the battalion 
spotting the chink in its armor
to push the attack forwards
and fight even harder

[chorus]
we'll never let you win
never let ourselves be felled
we'll battle to the death
against jiggies from hell
we'll take on any puzzle demon
our battle cry is your death nell
we'll fight until the very end
and break your evil spell

[solo]

[spoken]
>emerging as the dawn breaks
>are the mares and men unfelled
>fighting the legions of beelezee-bugs
>has left their energy expelled

>lying amongst the smoking craters
>their efforts are revealed
>they're completely victorious 
>with the demon puzzle now killed!

[chorus]
we'll never let you win
never let ourselves be felled
we'll battle to the death
against jiggies from hell
we'll take on any puzzle demon
our battle cry is your death nell
we'll fight until the very end
and break your evil spell