>Be Scootaloo, president and founder of the Rainbow Dash fan club.
>This has been the best meeting of this group since the founding.
>Her parents are here!
>Windy and Bow are incredible.
>"That concludes our presentation of all the articles of Rainbow Dash and her exploits to save the world from Eternal Night!"
"Amazing! I knew I could count on you two to get every article about her."
>All the members holler in appreciation.
>The newspaper from Cloudsdale was really interesting to read.
>Calling out that storm of the century she made to fight that big shadowy monster.
>Epic stuff for sure.
"Now, we need to archive these into the vault so that future appreciators of Rainbow Dash will have these historic artifacts for all time."
>Bow picks up another bundle of papers.
>"That's why we got three copies!"
>Shed a single tear at the beauty of their dedication.
>Still tempted at burning the one article from Stalliongrad, they said she should be thrown in jail for stirring up tornadoes like that.
>Please, she's a professional and too cool to lose control.
>That Griffonstone one was really weird.
>Said it was all fake.
>Like, come on, look at the moon.
>"We also have some articles about our grandson, Anondash."
>Oh yeah, him.
>Immediately hooves start stomping in the crowd.
>"Do it, do it!"
"Hey now, one presentation is enough."
>"We can do another one!"
>Windy loudly exclaims.
"But this is the Rainbow Dash club. Yeah sure, Anon was kind of cool that night, but we're here to appreciate the spectacular Rainbow Dash."
>Stomp the podium in an effort to make your point.
>Just then a pile of papers just as big as their first slam on the table.
>Bow just laughs.
>"We found just as much about our baby grandcolt."
>First one on top has a headline saying 'Princesses Put Colt in Danger. Down with the Monarchy'.
>Windy quickly pulls that one away and sets it on fire in the clubhouse.
>"Oops, forgot to burn this one. Oh those opinionated ponies saying heretical things about Princess Celestia."
>The warm glow certainly leaves an impression.
>Noi raises her hoof.
>"Come on Scootaloo, just this one time. It's a special event. He's basically an extension of her."
>All the members nod.
>Sigh with a defeated head drop.
"Fine. Let's hear what Windy and Bow have to say."
>On cue, they go into a blaze of excitement in this presentation.
>Guess it is neat that a school mate is getting world-wide recognition.
>You do notice that the group isn't cheering as much as they Rainbow Dash presentation.
>A few of them are thinking real hard about something.
>Except for Snips and Snails.
>They're really into this one too.
>A win for the colts you guess.
>Then you can hear some of the fillies grumbling with each other.
>Noi, Piña Colada, and Aura whisper to each other.
>Lean in to hear.
>"It totally isn't fair."
>"What is?"
>"You know. Her. Diamond Tiara."
>Why are they talking about her?
>Figures the moment Anon comes up he ruins everything.

>Diamond Tiara is already a real annoying filly to deal with at school.
>Mostly bothers that Apple filly.
>Sweetie Bell thinks we should initiate her into the group.
>We'll see.
>"You know all she's going to do is lord over us about having a coltfriend."
>"As if she doesn't need anything else giving her a big head."
>"Or is it giving big head? Mom was kind of drunk when I asked her about coltfriends."
>Dear Celestia, they're talking nonsense!
"Hey, we got a presentation we're listening to."
>That was louder than intended.
>Bow and Whistle stop their story and look at you fillies.
>Whistle tilts her head at you all.
>"Whatcha talkin' about fillies?"
>Before you can divert this, Noi jumps up.
>"We're talking about how unfair it is that Diamond Tiara is making Anon her coltfriend."
>The adults in the room all share a look of amusement.
>Bow chuckles at that.
>"Hey now, ain't no finer coltfriend then our boy."
>Noi just digs deeper.
>"That isn't it. Diamond Tiara is a jerk!"
>That elicits a gasp from all of you.
>A mean word.
>Snips and Snails even 'oooh' at that.
>"Oh come on, you all know I'm not wrong."
"Why does it matter? Diamond always gets what she wants."
>Noi stomps a determine hoof down.
>"What if she doesn't. Just this once."
>Piña Colada nods in agreement.
>"Not like Anon is just some pushover. We all saw him, he didn't even care that she wants him."
"Well he was saying Celestia was going to throw him in a dungeon."
>Windy immediately steps in.
>"Our Grace Celestia wouldn't do something like that. She's our great Monarch after all."
"Yeah, we know. It was a joke. He used it to throw Diamond off."
>Noi snorts.
>Would probably sound serious if she wasn't such a tiny filly.
>"When he gets home she snatches him."
>Aura frowns deeply.
>"Then she won't shut up about it forever! Recess is going to be even more annoying."
"So what are you saying?"
>"We beat Diamond Tiara and her goon at their goal. One of us will be Anon's fillyfriend."
>The thousand yard stare from you answers her.
>Noi points at Rainbow's parents.
>"What does Anon like? I'm going to woo him."
>"No I will. I want to shove it to Diamond."
"You're all wasting your time. Anon doesn't like fillies."
>Then Snips joins in much to your surprise.
>"Yeah, I think he has a crush on Cheerilee."
"The teacher?"
>Snail laughs annoyingly.
>"Mumbling snowpity or something funny. He tells us we'll understand when we're older."
>Noi shakes her head.
>"That bully won't accept that, and neither will I. Mrs. Windy, what does Anon like?"
>Windy and Bow look at each other and think.
>"I mean, we figured Scootaloo would be a good fillyfriend. Just as athletic, and also loves Rainbow Dash."
"No. I tried to be his friend."
>"What happened?"
"He told me I would be happier with Sweetie Bell and Applebloom. Like what kind of answer is that?"
>Piña Colada taps her hooves.
>"Maybe fillies scare him. Most colts are a bunch of goofs around fillies."
>All of you look at Snip and Snails.