>Be Adagio Dazzle >"So when I finally find them after driving myself crazy looking for them throughout the store, they're in the toy aisle ripping open a bunch of stuff that I had to pay for of course. I was so angry with them I nearly bust open a blood vessel!" >You snarl beneath your disguise as you watch your father and principal laugh with each other. >Disgusting, you thought as you hid behind a tree as the two of them had a picnic in the local park. >Then again, you only have yourself to blame for letting it get this far. >You should have seen the signs earlier! >Every joke, every admiring glance shared as they grew more acquainted with each other through your numerous punishments. >And the flirting! >You turn to look at your sisters, who had their own hiding place in the bushes nearby. >It's time to end this. >Pulling out your cellphone, you begin to text Sonata and Aria their orders. >They were going to provide a suitable distraction, while you sabotaged their meal. >You hit send. >Aria looked away from Dad and Cinch's conversation at her own phone. >She glanced at you, and you nodded. >Showtime. >Aria nodded and pulled up her disguise. >She would pretend to be a thief, snatch Cinch's purse, then run away while Dad and the bitch chased after her. >While they were away, you and Sonata would sabotage their food using the stuff you brought. >Now, all you had to do is wait for the right moment to begin while they weren't paying attention >Be Aria Blaze >And you really hoped Adagio's plan worked. >You did NOT want to be forced to call your principal 'Mom'. >Hiding in bushes sucks too, by the way. What with the branches poking into your side. >But it would be worth it if this succeeded. >You and the blue doofus were positioned a few meters right behind Dad and Cinch. >This moment would be perfect. >"Hey, Aria?" Sonata whispers. >If it weren't for your 'partner'. >"I know we're trying to get Dad to break up with Cinch, but I've been thinking-" "Shocker." >She glared at you. >"I'm serious." she hissed lowly. "Fine. What?" >"Cinch might be mean, but I think she and Dad would make cute kids if they got married." she whispered. >WHAT? >You shudder at the thought of it. >"Plus, I'm tired of being the youngest. Y'know? I want to see what it's like to be the older sister for once." >You facepalmed. "Just... stop, so I can focus." >You turn your attention back to Dad and Cinch. >"So, you have any interesting stories?" your dad asks. >Cinch smirks, "Have I told you about the time I had a student hit on me?" >"Do tell." >Huh. With the semi-casual clothes and relaxed demeanor, Cinch actually doesn't come off as a huge cunt for once. >That's when you see your opening. >You pat Sonata on the shoulder and whisper. "Stay here, I'm about to go." >She nods. >Slowly but surely, you stand up and begin to creep up onto the two while their backs are turned. >Slowly... >Slowly... >Slowly... >You reach for Cinch's purse and-! >*YOINK!* >You make a break for it! >"HEY!" you hear Dad and Cinch shout in surprise from behind you. >You hear Dad's footsteps trailing behind you as you run, with Cinch not far behind by the sounds of it. >They wouldn't be able to catch you though. >You were in the top two of the track team, second only to that bitch Indigo Zap, for a reason. >Be Adagio Dazzle again. >You grin maliciously as you watch Dad and Cinch race off to catch Aria. >Leaving the rest of their stuff unattended. "Sonata, let's go!" >"Got it!" your blue-haired sister pops up out of the bushes. >The two of you go over to the picnic basket. >You reach into your pocket to pull out what you brought. "Sorry, Dad. I want you happy, just not with her." >Your pour a single laxative caplet into Cinch's drink, which quickly dissolves. >Then you take out spice powder, and sprinkle a bit on her food. >You knew Cinch liked spicy foods. Let's see how she likes this... >""Hey, Dagi?" "What is it?" >You looked up to see Sonata with a conflicted expression on her face. >Oh not this shit again. >"Are you sure this is right? Maybe having Cinch as a stepmom wouldn't be so bad?" >You snort. "Sonata, just no. It would be like having a drill sergeant living with us." >"But it looks like she makes Dad really happy..." "I'm sure he'll find someone else who makes him happier with enough time." >Maybe even someone like Mom... >"I guess." >You go back to your work, but what Sonata said sticks in your mind a bit. >What if it really wouldn't be that bad? Sure, Cinch would definitely be really anal about you getting your stuff done but if she makes Dad happy... >But dealing with her at home in addition to seeing her at school just sounds like such a hassle. >"Adagio." >No, you were right. This had to be done. Cinch was bad for Dad. You knew Mom would hate her if she was still alive today. >"Adagio!" >It's like Dad told you when you broke up with your last boyfriend, there are plenty of fish in the sea. He'd be sad for a while, but you're sure he'd find someone better for him. >"ADAGIO DAZZLE!" >You jump as you finally register someone calling your name. >You look up to see Sonata looking like a deer caught in headlights. >You feel a poke on your shoulder. >"Ahem." >You freeze, and slowly turn around. >You see Dad with a decidedly not amused expression on his face, holding an embarrassed Aria. >Cinch stands right next to him, glaring at you with her arms folded. "H-Hi, Dad?" >He says nothing, just continuing to glare at you. >You quickly turn your gaze to Aria. "What happened to 'they would never catch you'?!" >Aria scratched the back of her head. >"Yeah.... I tripped on a rock and they caught me." >You get a sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach. >"Six months. No computer, no allowance, no phone, no going out with your friends. You're going to do extra chores around the house. You are GROUNDED, missy." Dad snarled. >You summarize your current situation with the only word that fits. "Fuck." >"Make that seven months." >Shit >THE END.