> Be Anon, no longer riding the elevator to work
> No, instead you are standing on some stone column as a small zebra in a mask dances around a fire
"What the fuck."
> Its head whips towards you
> "Hallowed poo, a talking statue!"
> You are clearly dealing with a magic zebra here
> Female, by the sound of her voice
> You look down at yourself
> Grey slacks and jacket, black tie, normal formal wear for the company you work at
> You look back at the wary zebra
"Uh, hi. My name is Anonymous, and I am not a statue."
> She bows slightly
> "I am called Zecora but could you answer me, are you truly a Lord of fertility?"
"Lord of fertility? I'm just a data entry clerk."
> She takes off her mask, shaking out her mane a bit
> Zecora licks her lips
> "From the tales I hear, hiyumans are fertile every season of the year."
"Well, yes that is true."
> She smiles at you
> "Truthfully, I did not expect the rite to succeed, but now that it has, may I have your seed? For mares whose loins lack motion, they would drink your potion."
> What words of wisdom would your father have for you?
> 'Is she hot?'
> You eye that rump
> 'Is this a scam?'
> Doesn't seem like it
> 'Are you gay?'
"So, am I going to be masturbating into a cup or what?"
> She grins
> "So strong and hale, the heart of this male. It is as you think, let us go to the sink."
> You hop off the plinth and follow her swaying hips
> Aren't horse butts supposed to be weird?
> This one is just so.... shapely
> Zecora leads you to a cozy little hut inside of a tree, reminding you of the Book of Three
> Shit, now she has you rhyming
> She somehow grabs a wooden cup with her hoof and sets it before you, watching with hungry eyes
> Well, you've done weirder things on a dare
> You unzip your pants, pulling your hard dick through the slit in your boxers
> She gasps
> "Is it already December, to see such a gift of a member?"
> It's not that amazing, is it?
> Whatever, you have a job to do
> You begin fapping immediately, eyeing Zecora's rump
> Hmm, not a good angle
"Hey, could you show me you butt? That'd help with getting me going."
> She blushes, her tail swishing back and forth
> "If it would help you get in the mood, I shall obey anything lewd."
> She turns her backside towards you, jiggling just the slightest bit
> Goddamn
> You have to brace yourself against the table as you stroke faster and faster
> Zecora bites her lip, her eyes wide and fixed on your cock
> Her tail twitches up and drapes across her back
> That's no moon, that's a fully operational docking station
> Your hips buck, your cum splattering into the cup
> At the same time, her fully exposed pussy convulses, glistening with arousal
> You fire off a few more shots, then wipe the last of the cum off on the rim of the cup
> It takes a few moments to get your breath back, while the zebra approaches
> "It seems like such a waste, would it be alright if I had a taste?"
> Hot
"Yeah, go for it."
> She ignores the cup, her mouth closing around your dick
"F-fuck!"
> She jerks back, your cock popping out of her mouth, eyes wide in alarm
> "What is wrong, did you injure your prong?"
> You shake your head ruefully
"Sorry, I'm still a little sensitive down there, and you surprised me. You can, um, continue if you like."
> Zecora tilts her head, then nods
> "If you do not object, I shall continue to inspect."
> She goes more slowly this time, engulfing your member in her muzzle, her tongue languid and velvety along your length
> You groan in pleasure, growing hard again
> She hums happily, the vibrations doing wonders for your erection
"Mmmm, keep going, you wonderful zebra."
> Zecora smiles around your cock, then starts bobbing and sucking at it, her tongue writhing 
> You exhale hard, your hands going to her head, eager to keep the pleasurable mouth in motion
> She's so warm and wet, sucking and slurping at you
> You clutch at her mane as a wave of pleasure flows through you
> You're getting pretty close, your hips bucking as you thrust into her welcoming mouth
> Then she starts humming again, and it's all too much
> You groan as you cum again, twitching and thrusting against her tongue as it milks your dick
> She gazes at you in wonderment, her throat greedily swallowing your seed
> The stimulation on your dick is almost painful, by the time she finally stops sucking
> Zecora licks her lips, wearing a smug smile
> "What greater treasure, than a colt wracked with pleasure. Like this, every day shall be, if you live with me."
> Hells yes
"I'm looking forward to it."
> And that's how you became a zebra's househusband