Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Lyra Looking so down in the dumps Every mare here'd love to be you, Lyra Even when taking your lumps There's no mare in town as admired as you You're everyone's favorite gal Everyone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one's slick as Lyra No one's quick as Lyra No one's flank's as incredibly thicc as Lyra's For there's no mare in town half as marely Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Shim, Glim, or Trixie And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on Who play cards like Lyra? Who break hearts like Lyra? Who's much more than the sum of her parts like Lyra? "As a unicorn, yes, I'm intimidating" My, what a gal, that Lyra! "I needed encouragement, thank you Bonbon." Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you Too much? "Yep" No one fights like Lyra Douses lights like Lyra In a wrestling match nobody bites like Lyra When I steal, my cheeks are quiet no snitchin' And cooks of the grains say a prayer First I carefully slip into the kitchen no oats left behind Is that fair? I don't care No one hits like Lyra Matches wits like Lyra In a spitting match nobody spits like Lyra "I'm especially good at expectorating" Ten points for Lyra "When I was a girl, I ate four bags of oats Every morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown, I eat five bags of oats So I'm roughly the size of a barge" Who has brains like Lyra Entertains like Lyra! Who can make up these endless refrains like Lyra "I got stuck in ceiling fans rotating again" Say it again Who's the mare among mares? Who's the super success? Don't you know? can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one gal in town, who's got all of it down And her name's L-O-I-R I believe there's another I It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate And I've never actually have to spell it out loud before Lyra