Short greens I've made for Kinderquestria

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35048353/#q35079291 
!highlight!Prompt: What crimes do you think each of the Mane 6 would commit to get into Kinderjail? 

"Rainbow Dash for your crimes of breaking all glass windows in Ponyville you are sentenced to poner prison!"
"However owing to your years of service and the fact no one was hurt and you only scared everypony..."
"We have decided to only sentence you to only 7 days in Ponyville Prison."
"May Celestia have mercy on you."
>Be Rainbow Dash
>NO you can't survive in prison
>That's a place for really bad pones
>Like Anon
>You won't survive without the freedom of flying around Ponyville
"Oh wow I never expected to see you be the fresh meat"
>It can't be
"Looks like your my roomie eh Rainbow?"
>No please
"Don't worry Rainbow I've been around the block a few times I'll show you around
>Anypony but him
"Now I won't ask why your in prison but I will ask that you call me Big Pimp King instead of Anon
"Its my prison nickname pretty awesome am I right
>Buck

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35048353/#q35096201
!highlight! Prompt: A fed up with your bullshit Preschool Teacher Anon

>Be Kindergartner teacher Anon in KinderEquestria
>You'd think this would make you capable of dealing with these little ponies
>To a certain degree that is true
>But you've been underpaid,undersexed,and overworked for the better part of the last decade
>So you sure as hell won't be taking anything from these little shits
"Now Anon get down and come with me too my evil lair or I'll use this goo on Cadences husbando to be's hair
>Case in point
>Little bug butts on her weekly temper tantrum again
>You wonder if she'll ever learn
>AMERICA doesn't negotiate with terrorist and neither do you
"Last warning Anon! I'll really do it! His mane will be sticky for days!
"Oh sweet Celestia please no not my glorious blue mane! Just do what she says Anon."
>Well Fuck You too Shining
>"I'm not doing anything and neither will you
Princess Chrysalis now let go of him or Faust help me."
"It's QUEEN Chrysalis and I will certainly do no such thing Anon now be a good stallion and come over here so we may began a life of scum and villainy"
>"1"
"What are you doing Anon that little trick won't work I'm a Super villain
>"2"
"T..hats noth..ing you won't do anything just like all the other times"
>Time to bring out the big guns
>You start stamping your left foot and cross your arms
"Ah wait... lets not be to hasty now Anon"
>"2 and a half Miss Chrysalis"
"Wait"
>You give her the finisher
>A disappointed stare
"No"
>And just to make sure she understands it this time you also let out a frustrated sigh
"BWAH NO Please I'll be good please
>At this little bug queen starts the waterworks
"please please I'm a good noodle, I'm a good noodle"
>Hmph
>You decide she's had enough and go over there and give her a hug
>"There, there," you say as you make circles on her back" I know your a good noodle"
"sniff really?"
>"Yes really,you just have a little anger problem, but you can't keep doing this Chrysalis if you want me to go visit you just ask and I'll try to clear my schedule."
"But your always busy Anon you never visit!"
>''Look Chrysalis we both know that's not true after all who collected all the love for your hive?''
"You did"
>"And I'd do it again bomber harris , in a heartbeat"
"What?
>"Nothing just a human expression"you pick her up and walk over to Shiny who's seems to be in a state of panic"now Chrysalis apologize to Shining"
"Do I hav-"
>You cut her off with another stare
"I'm sorry Shining Armour"
>"And?"
"I'm sorry I kidnapped you and held you hostage"
>"And?"
"I'm sorry I threatened too put goo in your hair"
>Fine
>"Shining you good man?"
"No I'm not good Anon I was KIDNAPPED and-
>You cut off Shining with another stare
>God knows you ain't getting paid enough by Celestia to deal with two temper tantrums on top of all your regular tard wrangling
>"Yeah you'll be alright Shining just drink some tea, tell Cadence to stay away from my pizza"
"But Anon"
>You leave with Chrysalis in tow before he starts again
"Um should you have left him alone back there Anon?"
>"Probably not but I gotta spend some time with my pal Chrys right?"
>Sides he wanted to sacrifice you for some hair
>It wouldn't have been so bad but still
>By the standards of this world it would have so fuck him,he can deal with some panic for a bit
>"Now what do you say we get some ice cream?"
"Ice cream I love ice cream,ice cream yeah!"
FIN