> The nice thing about living on the edge of town, is that your mornings are pretty private. > You have actually gotten used to going through your morning stark naked. > Saves on laundry. > So even though you left the window open, you paint a towel without a care. > Then you hear a voice. > "Pretty lame, I've seen stallions shoot much farther." > You slowly turn your head, hand frozen in mid-pump. > Rainbow is at your window, a hoof propping up her unimpressed face. > Most people would be embarrassed, or at least angry. > /mlp/ changed you. "If you're such an expert, let's see you do better!" > "Fine! Then you'll be crying because a mare is better at shooting your thing than you are!" > You aren't sure if she isn't all that bright, if she's just that competitive, or if this sort of thing is no big deal for ponies. > Whatever the case, she hops into the room, and struts up to your waist. > Then she gingerly pokes at your softening burrito. > "What kind of trick is this? I know it was bigger when you were using it!" > You stare down into those angry eyes. "This is your first time with a dick, isn't it?" > Her face reddens, but her expression doesn't change. > "Get real, I've seen tons of dick. Sometimes, it's like all I see is dick. Your dick is just weird." > You swing your hips a little, and she leans back to dodge. "That wasn't my question. I am asking you, is this your first time giving a hoofjob?" > Dash glares first at your cock, then at you. > "So what? I know what to do, even if you're clueless." > She catches your dick between her hooves, and starts sliding them up and down the hardening shaft. > Then it slips out, and she growls in frustration. > "I'm not done yet!" > You hold up your hands placatingly. "Never said you were." > It slips out another two times before your dick returns to its former glory. > At that, she glances at you nervously, and brings her wing tips to bare. > Steadied thusly, she focuses on increasing her pace. > Her velvety hooves are rather gentle, for all her vigor in stroking. > For some reason, though, she can't seem to synchronize her two hooves. > One will be coming up while the other down, and your dick waving like a magnificent noodle. > It's nice, but... > "Ugh, why isn't this working?" "Try moving your hooves the same direction." > She scowls at you. > "I have, but it's impossible! It's like one of Pinkie's party challenges, like the head and the belly thing." > You sigh. "Just start slow, and gradually work your way up to full speed." > Rainbow frowns, but obeys. > After a few false starts, she gets into the rhythm and you relax, savoring pleasure. > Her hooves start to blur, and you feel a second wave gather within. > Your attention snaps to what she is doing as your dick becomes almost painfully stimulated, your breathing shallow. > Then she licks her lips, and you lose what little restrain you had. > The wave surges through your channel, and Dash yells in surprise as semen launches from your cock. > She pulls her hooves away shakily, and a second spurt grazes some of her feathers and the edge of her left hoof. > She wipes the hoof off on your floor, and checks to see her handiwork. Hoofiwork? > "See? I told you I was better with your dick than you are. I got an extra two inches farther, and this is my first time!" > You nod humbly. "You are right, Rainbow Dash. The responsibility now falls to you to unload me each morning." > She smirks at you. > "Nice try, but I'm not that dumb. Just go ask Fluttershy, I'm sure she'll help you out." > You raise your eyebrows. "Really." > Rainbow crouches in front of your window. > "Yeah, really. She's a good friend to have when you're in heat. But I've wasted enough time here, I got clouds to kick." > And with that she leaps up and away, leaving you to your speculations about a soft, warm, and apparently willing pegasus.