"Damn it fucknoodle go away!" >"What, I thought you wanted this?" >You are currently dealing with a chaos spirit invading your house and draping herself all over you. >You're just trying to play some vidya and drink some game fuel. >And there's a pizza on the way. >This is not the fucking time. "I do not want to be the pony, Eris, find one of the other autists and do them!" >"Awww, but I wanna do (you)~" >You refrain from shivering. >Stupid seductive sexy chaos danger noodle. >"Whispering sweet nothings in your ear..." "Eris get out of my brain, I know you're literally in my head at the moment." >That shiver comes out because it's disgust instead. >She gave you a wet willy that bitch! >"Seriously, come on Anon, you know you wanna be the Pone." "No, I don't." >"Yes you do." "NO, I don't. What, you think that by waving your claws around like a Jedi you're gonna convince me? I'm a Channer! Mind Tricks don't work on me. Get your bait for turning me -into- Jailbait outta here." >You turn your back on the noodle. >"Fine. Wanna cookie?" >You turn back and are about to take the cookie before freezing, glaring at Eris. "... Nice Try." >She sighs and snaps her fingers in annoyance. >"I'll get you eventually." >She's probably right, but hopefully not today. >You're not quite sure -why- her powers don't work without your consent in your house, but it sure is convenient. >Now if only she'd stop trying to seduce you in order to work her power over you, or other tricks. >The powers can still be applied to things and brought into the house, which is what makes her so dangerous. >But you'll get rid of her one day. >Right?