"And that's how you get past Mother Gascoigne. She's really tough and it took me a long time to figure her out, but -"
>"Who's that?!"
>That's Lemon Heart's voice.
>She always Skypes with you whenever you stream your games.
"What?"
>You look at the video feed at the bottom of your screen to see who DARED interrupt your livestream.
>You can't help but notice that the mares in chat are asking similar questions.
"Who's where?"
>"The colt! The one doing that thing over in the back!"
>The fuck are you talking about, Lemon?
>>"Here you go, honey."
>Anon, your live-in coltfriend (suck it, mom; who's gay now?!), puts a plate with your sandwich on it down on the computer table.
>A glass of milk quickly follows.
"Oh, hey, thanks Anon!"
>You give his hand a squeeze with your hoof and go to town on your newly-deposited sandwich.
>Mmmm.... peanut butter.
>Anon gives a little wave to your camera and then walks out of the room.
>"What was that?"
>Hmm?
>You look uncertainly down at your sandwich.
"It... it's peanut butter."
>You glance at your screen and the chat is EXPLODING with activity.
>[who was that]
>[Why is there a colt in your bedroom?]
>[testes or gtfo]
>[lol he got you a sammich]
>[Bring him on stream!]
>[Make the stallion play Strawberrymilkborne]
>"No! Celestia, Moonie, did you trick him or something? Why is he in your room?"
>You swallow a particularly tough mouthful of sandwich with the help of some milk.
"Because he's my... coltfriend?"
>Oh Luna's moon, did you do something wrong?
>Did you break some unwritten code of vidya streaming?!
>"Moonie. Sis. Bring him back into the room. Trust me."
>R-right.
>Sure thing, you guess.
"Hey, Anon!" you shout through your bedroom door, "Could you come back in here, please?"
>The door opens and the incoming light turns your camera feed into a white square until the camera adjusts.
>>"What is it, Moons?"
>Your headset crackled with your friend's laughter.
>"Did he just call you 'Moons'? Does he call you that in the bedroom too?"
>Doesn't she know everypony on stream can hear her!?
"Shut the buck up!"
>>"Excuse me?"
>Anon quirks an eyebrow at you and doesn't look too impressed at you.
"N-no, not you! The mare I have on voice thingy!"
>You glare at your camera.
"What did you want, Lemon?"
>"Ask him if he wants to play something with you. Mare-io Kart, or whatever colts play. Something two-player!"
"Uh, Anon?"
>Anon walks up to you and crouches down to your height.
>Luna, you love being at crotch-height with this stallion.
>He loves those "accidental" nose-boops as much as you do, filly.
"Wanna play something with me? I think I got something you'll like."
>Anon's face lights up and he searches the floor for a second controller.
>>"Yeah, I'm game."
>Your online popularity shortly doubles.

>[ask him to take off his shirt]
>[Moonie why is your coltfriend such a slut?]
>[Sis! Her coltfriend totally wears socks! I saw them]
>You are Moondancer, and you'd be all up on defending your stallion's honour if you weren't too busy having fun playing a dumb racing game with Anon to check your chats.
"Bucking blue shell!"
>"Git gud, Moons!"
"Colt, I will DESTROY your cock tonight if you keep that up."
>[oh snap]
>[lol like you could]
>[PIG]
>[rate my chest tuft 1-10]
>Anon leans over and nuzzles your cheek, TOTALLY making you lose concentration and making your character fall off the edge of the road!
>You'd be so bucking angry if you weren't so horny.
>>"Give him the V, filly!"
>Oh, you will, Lemon Heart.
>...rriiiiiight after you beat him on Rainbow Road.

"C'mon, c'mon..."
>You tap your hoof as you watch the little ponies drive in on their go-carts, up towards Prince Peachy Glory's castle where the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place podium awaits.
>Your mare (Princess Luna; the best Princess) drive in while the camera does some impressive-for-its-time zoom tricks.
>Then Anon's mare (Princess Celestia; the "I'm a big dummy who doesn't into good characters and my name is Anon" Princess) drives in from somewhere else.
"C'mon!"
>[Celestia the Bestia!]
>[touch her moon, moondancer's coltfriend]
>[go back to strawberrymilkborne or dark snuggles 2]
>The camera does a few more spins and pans and the first place goes to....
>Princess Celestia?!
>Some other third character controlled by the computer gets third place, but you don't bucking care. You think it might have been Starswirl.
>You slam your controller onto the ground and screech with the fury of a thousand prepubescent tuftbeards
"Horseapples!"
>[get rekt]
>[touch his scrote]
>[Colts can be gamers too, Moondancer]
>"Fuck yeah! That's how you play the game, Moons!"
>Anon gets in REAL close to your face.
>Close enough that you can feel his breath on your face
>Close enough that you could lose yourself in his eyes
"That was horseapples, Anon! You used the blue shell on me like, 3 times!"
>Anon smiles his smug, smug smile at you like the... like the....
>...smug guy he is.
>Dammit, you're too angry to think smartly!
>"Is it? And just what are you going to do about it?"
>And that's your cue.
>You launch yourself at Anon and start kissing him.
>Anon rolls onto his back and wraps his arms around your back, eagerly returing your affection
>[Give him the V!]
>[haha yesss]
>[Oh shoot, they're actually doing it]
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>Your "subscribed" list is still high even after you 6 month ban for adult content.
>Sometimes you cheat in a spike of streamers by bringing Anon in on camera and snuggling up to him.