I put all these yandere shorts in this paste You can find the original greens at https://yuki.la/mlp/16531328 Now let's start the journey ---------------------------------- >Twilight Sparkle Isn't this exciting, Anon?! I've wondered for so long if the two of us are compatible, and now after extensive reading I've figured out that we just might be! See, it says here that sex is a sign of trust, and the most intimate act you can commit with another pony! Well, I know you're human, but think of the implications that would be caused by our love making! See, I know it says that we have to insert your penis into me, but I feel that we're so close that we can go one step further! So I read up on a spell that allows me to extract life essence! Now, there are of course risks involved, but once this spell is complete, you and I will be together forever! Two souls locked in a single body! All I need to do is make a few incisions and sample some of the blood! That's the 'essence' in case you were wondering. No no! Don't struggle! Trust me! It'll be totally fine! Once we're together, we'll be closer than anyone else in Equestria! Our love making will be more passionate than anyone else's in history! I love you so much and I want this to really mean something! Of course, the body that you have now will, uhh ...die, but it'll be worth it, right? I think it will, anyway. And I know for a fact that you agree with me, ha ha! Then once we're together forever you'll never be able to leave! Never! We'll become one, Anonymous! And then you'll never l-leave again! NEVER. NEVER. NEVER. NEVER. -NEVER-! >------------------------------- >Pinkie Pie YOU WANT TO LEAVE PONYVILLE? LIKE BUCK YOU'RE LEAVING PONYVILLE! HAHAHAHA, WHY DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE? WHAT'S WRONG? YOU CAN'T LEAVE! YOU'RE NOT LEAVING! HAHAHAHAHA! I CHOSE YOU AT THE WELCOME PARTY, REMEMBER? WE'RE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER! HAHA! YOU PROMISED ME FOREVER, A MONTH ISN’T FOREVER, SILLY! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I WON'T LET YOU LEAVE PONYVILLE, ANON! I DON'T WANT YOU GOING BACK HOME TO YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS, NO! NEVER GOING BACK TO YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS! YOU’RE AN HONORARY PONY NOW! WE DON’T HAVE HUMAN FRIENDS! HAHAHAHAHA! YOU DON'T WANT TO LEAVE, YOU BIG SILLY! I KNOW YOU DON'T, NOT REALLY! HAHAHAHA! I'D KNOW IF YOU WERE TRYING TO LEAVE! REMEMBER THAT I’M NOT SOME CLUMSY, DITZY HUMAN, I’M A PONY! I'D FIND YOU, AND I'D POP YOU LIKE A BALLOON! HAHAHAHAHA! LIKE A BALLOON! NOW GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE, SWEETY ANON! YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE IN FRONT OF THE NEIGHBOURS! HAHAHAHAHA! >------------------------------- >Fluttershy I love roses. I grow roses in every garden bed now, even ones which I am also growing vegetables for all the cute animals to eat, and I have a vase of roses in every room. On my daisy sandwiches I will have rosepetal preserve. If I want sweets I will eat some candied rose petals, and I drink rose petal tea. I rub rosewater into my hooves, and my hide is soft and smells of roses. Why, I'm even thinking of dying my mane and tail red, like a rose! You know what else is like a rose, Anon? Blood. If someone were to be cut, why, rose red would bloom forth for us to see! Such a beautiful sight that makes you feel... oh, loved, in a way. Beauty is nature's way of telling us that we are still creatures of her creation. It's like a hug from a mother, warm and caring. And I love her in return. I take care of her roses! And so will you, Anon! Your body will give nutrients to my roses and make them so vibrant and full of wonderful red life, that they... they'll... be perfect. Thank you! Thank you for helping me grow the perfect roses! I can't thank you enough! And nature can't either! I can hear her, telling me that she can't wait to receive you! >------------------------------- >Rarity Oh, Anonymous! I'm so glad you could join me! I was just unpacking the last of your bags! I was in the kitchen this morning, and I saw a great deal of suitcases and bags fastened nice and shut by the front door! When I opened them I found all your clothes and belongings in them! This isn't the first time it has happened, either, is it? Why, it must be at least the sixth time! Oh, Anonymous~, you simply -must- stop playing these pranks on me! A lady can appreciate a bit of 'fun' but I mean really, you are taking a bit too far I think! Oh hushushush, I forgive you, of course I do! I just can't understand why you keep playing the same joke on me! It is an awful amount of work to unpack all your clothes and put them back where they belong! Don't fuss, darling. The stitches will come undone. We wouldn't want you to bleed again, would we? And you simply must stop falling downstairs! Your wonderful body is covered in unsightly bruises and cuts now! I know, just wait there a second and don't move, I'll get my makeup kit and we can cover up those bruises for our date at the restaurant tonight, it'll be simply marvellous! Oh you do look dashing in a suit, Anonymous. Hush hush, dear. If you keep squirming the bindings will dig in deeper~. I love you so much, Anonymous. >------------------------------- >Applejack Hooey! That sure was a good day's hard work, dontcha reckon, Anon? Ah know you were stuck down here fer the most part, but until your leg heals up nice and easy ah'll have to take on most a' the work. Big Mac was askin' after you, too! You're such a great member of our family, Anon. Granny Smith loves ya ta bits! Here, I gotcha a plate of apples, ah know you're still sick an' can barely lift an arm, so ah'll jus' feed 'em to ya! Theeere we go! Eat up-- Now, don't you go bitin', ya varmint! Aww shucks, I can't stay mad atcha. Not when ya give me those teary eyes! Sorry ah hit'cha, sugarcube. Kneejerk reaction 'an all. Whoops! Sorry ah hit'cha again! Mah hoof just slipped, ya know how it is, right? Now now, eat -UP- Anon! Can't go shoutin' with a mouth fulla food! You jus' stay quiet an' eat now. Thaaat's it. Ah promise ah'll let'cha out as soon as ya leg heals. Well call me Sally! That leg looks a heck of a lot better! But ah think bitin' me was worth of a bit a' punishment. -NNGH-... There, nice an broken again! UNGH--, d-don't ya go screamin' now, sugarcube, look whatcha made me do! Ah went and broke ya jaw! That'll be roughed up fer a few months at least! Now how am ah s'posed ta feed ya? Ah well, ah know ya like it down here. It's nice an' quiet. So make yerself comfortable, partner! Ya gonna be here for a lil' while longer. But it ain't a problem, right? Because you're right here with me! An' isn't that all that matters? >------------------------------- >Celestia Good morning, Anonymous! Enjoying the sunrise? I must admit, when I was raising the sun I thought of you. In fact, that is why I have come to speak with you. Busy? Oh no, no, Anonymous, I'm afraid this cannot wait. Take a seat, Anonymous. Please. I said -SIT-, Anonymous. There we are! I have a gift for you, if you would like it. Wonderful! It is a locket, I had our most gifted jewellers craft it. Should the measurements I gave them prove to have been sufficient... Ahh, it looks rather stunning on you! And now if you would be still for a second. Ah, the pain is temporary, Anonymous, do not worry. The locket is merely attaching itself to your body. And the guards will not come for you. They obey me. And so do you, Anonymous. Stand up. Good boy. You are mine, Anonymous. I have chosen you to be mine, and mine you shall be. Now raise your right arm. Good. Raise your left arm. Excellent! Now get on your knees. Look into my eyes, Anonymous. I cannot have you running around with your friends any more, as it might distract you from your new duty: Me. You are my thrall until the day you die. But I'm sure you understand. After all, you said that you enjoyed my company once, so now we can spend all the time in the world with each other. I know it hurts, Anonymous. I know. When I said 'temporary' I meant in terms of my lifespan. A mere blink of an eye, I assure you. I do not like that look you're giving me, Anonymous. It is very unseemly. Smile. Good boy. >------------------------------- >Luna I have troubling news, my humble subject. It appears that last night you dreamed of abandoning me! Again! The third time this week. Of course, we both know quite well you would never do such a thing. After all, even if you were possessed to attempt such a foolish endeavor the noble Royal Guard would prevent you from fleeing the castle. It hurts me to even entertain the idea, which is why I came up with another. As it is only in your pesky dreams that you imagine an escape from these walls, I must simply keep you awake! Doesn't that sound like fun, my dear? Celestia knows that I could never live without you now, not since having known such pleasant intimacies. She will see to it that her faithful student will use a certain spell to stop you from feeling fatigue. That way we can stay up ALL night, forever! No more silly fantasies of running away down the mountain and hiding in the woods. You know that you'd have to sleep at some point if you did manage to get out of my sight, then I'd know EXACTLY where you were. You'd come back to me, wouldn't you!? Enough of these trivialities though, we have a long night ahead of us and we're going to have to keep each other entertained. You don't want me to get upset, do you? Good, I didn't think so. Isn't this sweeter than ANY dream? >------------------------------- >Luna 2 Greetings, Anonymous! I have been watching your dreams for a while now, and I am rather offended. You clamour after my sister, and it causes me to ask myself: Am I not good enough for you? The answer is obvious. Of course I am! You simply have not spent enough time with me. So now, we have plenty of time to get used to each other, time passes slowly in dreams, you see. Surprised? Yes, this is a dream. Now now, do not attempt to awaken from it. I assure you that you shall not rise from this slumber. But take heart! You can accompany me. Come! Let us get to know each other better, I enjoy reading. Do you? You do not? No matter, there are plenty of books here. Why, even now we are in a library! And look! All these works for you to read. Is this not fantastic? Sister is unable to conjure such intriguing fantasies. Whereas I am. I am better than she is, Anonymous do you not understand? Pinching yourself will not work, Anonymous. You and I are locked in this dreamscape. Run all you want, Anonymous. You shall not awaken. I am everywhere in this realm. It is my domain. Not yours. How long have you been here, Anonymous? Hours? Days? Hard to tell, is it not? But I would not fret over such small matters. Come, we shall talk about our future together. We could spent a thousand years doing this, Anonymous. A thousand long years in each other's company. Am I not good enough for you, Anonymous? You shall dream until I am. And when I am, we shall remain here. Together. Forever and always. >------------------------------- >Rainbow Dash Going somewhere? Where could you go that I wouldn't be able to follow and drag your sorry ass back home!? You ungrateful slob, I gave you everything! I moved to the ground to live with you and you have the gall to try and sneak out the back door while I'm making dinner!? Well not anymore, I'm sick of you skiving off to see other mares on the side. YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GET UP TO WITH THAT GREEN UNICORN!? Just because I'm the Element of Loyalty don't expect me to stick around when you hurt me like that. No, I won't stand for it, not anymore. I'm putting my hoof down, Anon. You're the one who'll be lounging around a lot more. You think I like being here on the ground? Now you'll know how it feels. Stop-... struggling! There, try to slink off now, scum. You're going to crawl around until those ankles heal and you will not leave my side either. You need to know what it means to be faithful, you will learn to be loyal! Good, kiss my hooves and maybe I'll go easy on you. Now eat your dinner off the floor like the pathetic animal you are. Then you can preen my wings. This is what you wanted, remember? A relationship, with ME! >------------------------------- >Cadence Hello, Anonymous. Are you enjoying your stay here, in the Crystal Empire? From my understanding of it, you are. You love it here. Or else you wouldn't spend so much time, following me around the Crystal Palace. Now, a normal pony would be scared because of it. But don't worry, I'll teach you. I'll teach you how to love someone. Wholly, truly, and deeply. I hope the collar isn't too tight. I wouldn't want you to strangle too much, now. Now, when you want to learn about somepony that interests you, what do you do? No, no, we do not follow her around the castle, and watch her sleep. And you most certainly do not force yourself upon her while in the shower. If you keep answering like that, I'll keep having to shock you, for every wrong answer. And we wouldn't want that, would we? There we go, that's a good boy. >------------------------------- >Chrysalis My drones tell me the most worrying things, my lover. They say you search frantically through these caves for an exit every night until they track you down and drag you, kicking and screaming, back to the Royal Consort's chamber. It has even been suggested that you are trying to permanently vacate yourself from my presence. Such a ridiculous claim, I know. You would never leave me, would you? You know I rely on your love to sustain not only myself but the entire Hive. You wouldn't dare to put us all at such needless risk, you're much wiser than that. Still, I think it best if you remain close by me in case our enemies attempt to take you away. They can be very jealous of what we have. From now on, you will not be permitted to leave the realm of my vision. This is for your own safety, I'm sure you understand. I only do this because I love you and YOU LOVE ME! You do love me, don't you Anon? You'd never do anything to cause me any anguish? Good, then you will stay right where you are while I prepare for dinner. Isn't this so much easier? Just doing as I say, staring deep into my eyes, hearing my voice ring through your ears, hanging onto every word. You will do as I say, you are mine to control. You WILL love me, Anon, with all of your heart. Tell me how much you love me, my dear Anon. >------------------------------- >Lyra ANON SWEETIE, I'M HOME! Did you miss me? I missed you. Whats that sweetie? How many times do I have to tell you, I ant hear you with that Cloth over your mouth! Here let me just take that off for you... now, what was that? *Gasp* Anonymous! How could you say something like that! And after all I've done for you. Really, you're very lucky I found you by the Everfree last month before anypony else did! There really are some crazy ponies around here, and I wouldn't want any of them to hurt you! What...? Oh no sweetie, I cant let you out side again, the last time you went out you tried to run, and... and I cant let anypony else have you... and It's good thing you've got those lovely hands of your's , or the rope might have slipped right off and you get seen by some crazy mare who kidnaps you and do... Celestia knows what to you... or worse... you might... might try... to... r... run... and you would never try that... right Anon... you want to stay with me for the rest of your life... because you love me... RIGHT ANON? Oh no sweetie, don't cry... there there, its okay, I'll never let those things happen to you... you and me... we'll be safe... together... forever... Forever... >------------------------------- >Rainbow Dash Hey buddy? How's it going? Are you all right? You don't look all right Your legs are broken Yes they are I know they don't bend like that You jumped again You know l don't like that Guess l'll tow my house a little higher this time As for you big guy, come on I said come- I SAID COME ON Aww, kid, your nose is making a mess Come on now Uhhf, you're such a sack of potatoes when you're moping Don't squirm, l'll drop you There we go -My- little Anon, safe in -my- home Now just lay there with your little boo boos and wait for mom to go grab some dinner, all right? I love you Anon Don't forget, you're here forever. >------------------------------- >Fluttershy Oh Anon, I'm so glad you could come by for dinner again! You should be too, since you'll never be able to go anywhere again. Hush hush. If you dare push me like that again, I'll paralyze your arms, too. Oh silly me, did I not mention it? The toxic seed extract I put in your drink will paralyze you from the waist down. Momma said -HUSH- anon! I would snap your wrists right now, but I'll save that for another day. Which there will be many of. Now that you can't run, you can stay right here in my cottage until you rot! You can still scoot around and do chores for me. If you're a good boy, Momma might kiss you down there. I know you won't try to leave...if you do, i'll just drag you back and put you in that cage until you learn your lesson. There, good boy, don't fight Momma. You're mine now, don't even try to think for yourself because you're but a material possession for Momma. Until the day I can't keep you breathing, you're mine to use however I want. Don't forget to smile, now; Momma loves a happy face! >------------------------------- >Luna Don't you love my moon? Yes you do, you said you did, you said you loved the night. You loved me, too. My moon, my night, Luna, your most beloved Princess, Luna. Don't you love this room? I made it just for you. It was my favorite room, and now, it has my favorite little prince in it! Don't you love the windows? They're enchanted, they'll never let a ray of my sister's nasty, burning, awful sun inside. How wonderful is it? They simply black out during the day, letting only my own light through at night? Isn't it wonderful? So sublime, so serene? You look so beautiful now, let all the color of your skin fade away, become as pale and beautiful as my moon. You will never be poisoned and burnt by my sister again. No, they will never open for you. We can't let even a single mote of that arrogant light into my sacred place. Door? Why yes, don't worry, you are safe. Only my horn can open it. This is the tallest room in my tallest tower, only wings can reach it, only horn can open it. My sister does not know. She never will. You are my secret. How wonderful, how blessed it was to stumble upon you first! Such fortune, such serendipity. I will dote upon you until the end of your days, beloved pet. Two weeks? Yes, I have been busy. But l shall see you every now and then, and l shall always bring presents. Statues, art, books, food, anything you w- NO! NEVER! No company! No other ponies! You are mine, my secret, you belong to me! You will love me, your light, your Luna, and nothing else. I will not lose your love to another, l will never risk it. As long as you love me, l will be happy, and as long as l remain happy, so shall you. Now, you should take up painting, perhaps. You said you could live 80, 100 years? Plenty of time to become a master. I shall choose the best of your portraits of myself and my moon to cherish for millennia to come. Good morning, love, I'm off to bed. Sleep well. >------------------------------- >Rarity That's ENOUGH! Honestly! When does it end, Anonymous? Why do you - insist - on being such a clumsy, classless little excuse of a human? I have been patient with you for a very long time, you know. I swallowed my distaste when you revealed that you lack any form of dress sense. I let it go when you told me that you couldn't taste the difference between my wines and teas. I even restrain myself whenever you slurp your soup or let your teeth clack against the silverware like an uncouth SAVAGE! Oh, believe me: that angers me more than your primitive, uncultured little mind can fathom. I have to fight the urge to CUT your WRETCHED TONGUE out SO HARD that I am almost in tears. My patience has been SAINTLY! But despite my expert tutelage; despite the weeks of intensive training and keeping you in my line of sight at all times to weed out the bad habits you say you don't even know you are doing; despite - every little kindness - that I lavish you with, you manage to dream up new ways of disappointing me! Why, if I didn't know that this was how you really are, then I would think you were behaving this way on purpose, just to make me upset! Well, that does it! It has become clear that keeping you locked inside this house and trying to beat good manners into you is completely and utterly ineffective. You have left me NO CHOICE! Tough love it is! Hold still, you sniveling little brute... there. Now pay attention, for this time I will not be repeating myself. The collar I have given you is fitted with an electrical current. The moment you do something crass or uncouth I will activate it, debilitating you for immediate punishment. At first, I will start by using a pairing knife to remove a fingernail for each infraction. If your behaviours continue, I will commence degloving your fingers, one by one. Then it will be your eyes. DO NOT TEST ME. I am not a mare you want to play games with, Anonymous, because right now I am saddled with a culturally vacant human instead of the gentleman that I know you can be if you will only listen to me and let my changes take effect! This doesn't have to be painful, darling. If you simply do as I wish you to, our lives will be so much better. You may even find yourself reaping rewards. You know that I AM doing this all for your own good. You KNOW this! But you had better learn to canter correctly very soon, Anonymous. My patience has expired. And while I care for you very much, I am sick of waiting for you to change into a partner I can take out into the daylight… to the point that I am willing to keep you here as nothing more to me than a plaything for my frustrations if you don’t improve. Anonymous, darling… I want you to know that I really am doing this for you. All of your disciplinary actions? You’ve deserved them for not following instruction. Haven’t you? Hmmm? There, there. Of course you have. Why can’t you be good? Hmm? Because I am at my wits end. And if I have to get my point across at the end of a knife? Then that is what it will take, darling. No. More. Mistakes. Do we have an understanding? >------------------------------- >Mayor Mare You want to leave? Fine. Go. I suppose everything I've done for you is moot now, isn't it? All the times I've stuck my neck out for you. All the times I've fed you. Clothed you. Helped you integrate into our society. No no, by all means. There's the door. I can't stop you. Just know that when you leave you'll be leaving behind a mare that just wanted a bit of appreciation. It's because I'm ugly, isn't it? Stallions don't want an older mare because I've 'been around', why would -you- be any different? Go. Go on. Go! It's not like I need you with me. What's the point of going on without you, right? I'll be alone. -Again-. But that's fine. As long as -you- get what you want it's fair. What's the point in even LIVING any more if the stallion I love doesn't want me? In fact, that's what I'm going to do. If I can't be with you I won't have anything to live for so I might as well just KILL MYSELF. ...You're not leaving me? Oh, Anon, I knew you cared! All that stuff about killing myself was a joke, haha! You know I wouldn't -really- do that stuff. It was just a test! I was testing you, Anon. And I'm glad you love me enough to put my needs above your own. It's not guilt-tripping if I have a good reason to do it. Aaaah... I love you, Anon. Let's stay in tonight and make love. ...You -do- still find me attractive, don't you? Oh good. Just checking. Just a test. >------------------------------- >Octavia So, Anon. What was the name of Flowing Note's 4th Symphony? That's right! Oh I'm so glad you were paying attention, Anonymous. We have so much in common! Not like Vinyl. She doesn't know anything, that WHORE. I don't know why I even bothered with her-- Oh shh... It's okay! I still love you, Anon. If you're good, I might let you eat me out~. So, final question, what year was Grand Ballad born? Oh dear. That's wrong, Anon. That's very wrong. I'm afraid I can't tolerate ignorance if this relationship is going to continue. Don't worry, I won't leave you! I'd never leave you and have an affair with Neon Lights! I'll just drive home the point of how much I love you and how much I -NEED YOU-! Ahh... Haaa... Oh dear, I appear to have broken one of your fingers... How in Equestria are we going to practice on the piano now? Well... You have nine other fingers, I'm sure you'll be fine. Don't cry, honey! It was just a small mistake you made! I don't enjoy hurting you! I just want you to be the best you can possibly be at music! Like me! Then we can start a family and the halls will ring with the sounds of sweet orchestra! Doesn't that sound romantic? Well, Anon? Don't you want to start a family? Don't you want to have FOALS, Anon? Don't you love me? Oh. Oh no, that wasn't the right answer at all, Anon. That wasn't even close to the right... -ANSWER-. >------------------------------- >Shining Armor >Anon? Is it true what my intel says? That you want to leave? A-after everything I've done for you? After all the times I've protected you? >What did you just say? OH YOUR STILL ON ABOUT CHRYSALLIS KIDNAPPING YOU? YES I WAS TOLD TO BE ON THE LOOK OUT BUT I WAS DAY DREAMING, AND MY SOLDIERS WERE DISTRACTED BY THIS REALLY PRETTY THING. >How... how dare you call me incompetent! I got this position because my skill and prowess at arms. Not because Dusk is fucking Celestia like YOU say. God I cant even look at you right now, you ungrateful ape. Dont you see how much I love you? How much you've hurt me? >No... clearly you dont. Its clear I must show you how much I love you and HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME. Now I shall turn around and... >DRAT, HE'S ESCAPED UNDER MY WATCHFUL EYE. AGAIN! >------------------------------- >Cheerilee Why won't you give me foals, Anonymous? I've been very patient. How long has it been now, four months? More than enough time to impregnate me. But still you refuse to do so. Oh sure, we have sex a lot, but -I- have to instigate, and -I- have to be the one waking up every morning praying for morning sickness. But you just can't do that, can you? Do you know what it's like, Anonymous? To spend every day surrounded by foals knowing that you'll never have one of your own? It hurts, Anonymous. You hurt me. Every time you fill me with your disgusting seed I hope and I pray that it will be the last time. But you never manage to get me pregnant. You keep making up excuses like "it's not biologically possible". I'M THE TEACHER IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, ANON. -I- SAY WHAT IS AND ISN'T POSSIBLE. Now. We're going to try again. And again. And again. And for every time you fail to get me pregnant, I'll hurt you. Again. And again. And again. I'm doing this because I want us to be happy, Anonymous! Can't you see that? I just want a family. Just one small teensy little family. Is that really too much to ask? Now. Shall we begin? >------------------------------- >Pinkamena Where are you, Anon? Aaaaanooon! You know how much I hate hide and seek! Ohmygosh I -love- hide and seek! Where are you Anon? I just wanna talk with you! Are you in... HERE? No? Okie dokie lokie! I'll just keep looking! Boy, you sure are good at hide and seek, Anon! Did I ever tell you how much I hated hide and seek? It's like, my most favouritest game in the whole wide world! Why are you still hiding, Anon? I just want to talk to you! I just want to slide my teeth across your skin! Is that really too much to ask? Just a bit of a taste, Anon, I promise! Come on, Anon! Don't make me keep looking! Are you in here, Anon? Boy, I sure do love our bedroom! It's such a happy place! Don't you remember the first time we had fun here, Anon? Don't you remember all the fun times before you ran away with that WHORE?! Whoopsie daisy! I broke your favourite chair! I promise it was just an accident, Anon! Really! Come on out and we can talk about this like adults! Don't you want to talk, Anon? I promise I won't hurt you! I just want a taste! You know how much I hate hide and seek, Anon! Stop making me play or I'll get reeeaally ma--HAPPY! I love hide and seek so much! Don't you love fun, Anon? I love fun! Remember all the fun times we had when we were together? Don't you want to go back to that, Anon? Don't you-- ... Oh~ Peek-a-boo. I see you. >------------------------------- >Twilight Sparkle "You don't get it, I've tried to talk to you. I've tried so hard, Twilight, l really have. But it's over. You treated me like I never had any feelings, like l was a given. I'm sorry Twi, but it's over." She says nothing. You push open the door and walk outside. You step into the library. You shake your head and turn around, and leave. You step into the library. Twilight still doesn't look at you. "What? You cursed the door? Fine!" You reach for the window nearby. The lock is stuck. Your boot cannot break the glass, twisting your knee in defiance as you try. You panic. Above you, on the second floor, the window is open. You desperately run for it, diving out into the street, no fear of injury in your panic. With a 'wumpf' you hit the wooden floor of the library. Spike and Fluttershy come in, stepping on you carelessly. You cry out but they ignore you, chatting with Twilight and going about their business. After a painful half hour they leave, and Twilight only now glances at you. >"Anon, silly, you can't leave. You can never leave me." >"You're my tulpa." She slides an old, well worn book toward you. You can't pick it up, but can scream. >------------------------------- >Spitfire I know you've been planning to divorce me, Anonymous. I have ponies keep an eye on you when you go out. I know you don't find me attractive anymore, Anonymous. I can tell as much when we're having sex that I have to ask for. I know you don't want me to retire, Anonymous. I can see the apathy in your eyes, whenever we're together. I know that this isn't how a Wonderbolt goes out, divorced and humiliated. I also know that it would hurt my reputation and that of the Wonderbolts, if you wind up dead or missing. At least, if _only_ you go. So c'mere, Anonymous. We're going flying and we'll die in a romantic accident just like so many of the other Wonderbolt couples. I still love you so much. ----------------------------------