[copied from https://pastebin.com/s2RKq22h ] [original author Etiquette ] "[Cheerilee][FR, Ecchi] The Numbers Game, Part Two (Second)" ------------------ >You don't know how long it takes for you to get to the point where you can move again. >Your mind is still going wild. >Not to mention what's still going on down south. >That Cheerilee can mix up some strong shit. >You're still getting lingering pleasure signals from Commander Penis. >Brain Corp. is buzzing. >Unfortunately, pretty much everything has gone up in flames. >The only thing they were able to salvage was that bit about getting Twilight to transfer you out of everything but math. >You must've really hated spending time with these fillies. >Especially that Diamond Tiara. >Oh, guess they salvaged that piece too. >You stand and pull up your boxers and jeans. >Cheerilee wasn't even courteous enough to redress you. >Though you guess that that probably would've just made you cum in your pants... >On second thought, you guess she did you a favor. >You get dressed and head to Twilight's. >You bang on Twilight's treehouse. >Well, not treehouse... >Her tree... house? >You get the idea. Twilight! We need to talk! >She opens the door and lets you inside. Why the hay did you sign me up for a whole day of class? >Twilight huffs. "You really didn't listen yesterday when I told you about the wonders of education, did you?" Look, that's not the point. The point is that I only need to learn math, right? >Twilight lifts a hoof to her chin. "Well, I guess that's true..." >"But then you'll never learn the joys of taking psychology, astronomy, or chemistry..." >Chemistry... >At that word, your eyes widen to saucers. >Back at Brain Corp. some pencil-pusher picks up a perplexing paper. >"Boss, I found some file marked Argent or something..." >The boss snatches it out of his hand and looks at it. >"That says 'Urgent' you idiot! Quick, put it through to mouth!" HolyShitTwillight,CheerileeDruggedMeAndRapedMeAndNowThere'sNoWayI'mGoingBackToClass. >You shotgun the words out of your mouth and Twilight just stands in front of you, confused. >"Uhh... Come again?" >You take a breath and try again. Cheerilee raped me. >"Cheerilee? The teacher at school? Raped you?" She gives you a disbelieving stare. Well, kinda... I guess she didn't even really... touch me... [mumble] >"Speak up, Anon. This is a serious accusation." >Your head's still a little fuzzy from the experience. >You did go full retard, after all. Well she... uhh... mixed something together... She mentioned chemistry. >"Chemistry, huh?" she replies sarcastically. Yes. She said it was an aphrodisiac and every time she said [my little- >You feel the beginnings of a tingle in your jeans. Umm... Never mind. The point is that every time she said a certain phrase, my dick went crazy. >Twilight makes an 'Eww' face and retorts. "Anon, I won't stand for your vulgarity!" >"And frankly I'm shocked that you'd go so far just to get out of going to class." But I- >"Look Anon, I'm fine with changing your schedule so that you only have to attend math, >but there's no reason to say such things about a sweet mare like Cheerilee." >You grit your teeth. There's no way I'm taking another class with that crazy p0ny! >"Anon! This has gone on long enough! If you don't learn to count, then I'm going to get all of P0nyville to shun you." >"Remember when you first showed up here?" she taunts. >Yes. >Of course you do. >You were the big ape wandering around P0nyville. >A fucking freak show. >A monster. >It was miserable. >But then the Mane Six, or rather, Turnip showed up and actually made the effort to get to know you. >You can't imagine going back. Fine. >You answer dejectedly and sulk out of Twilight's house. >Next day. >It's time for math class. >At the very least Cheerilee shouldn't try anything during class, right? >Right? >The clock strikes ball and you apprehensively open the door to the classroom. >Cheerilee turns and gives you an innocent smile. "Welcome back, Mr. Anon." >You give her a nervous smile and wave awkwardly. Hiya... Teech... >You take your midget-sized seat and crack open your book. >It's very surreal to see Cheerilee acting so casual. >It's like nothing ever happened. >Everything is business as usual. >You'd almost be willing to convince yourself that you dreamed it all, until... >Cheerilee digs out a bowl full of sweets from behind her desk. >Snips raises a hoof and asks, "What's the candy for, Ms. Cheerilee?" >Cheerilee smiles. "I wanted to reward you all for doing so well in class lately." >"I'm so proud of all my little p0nies. And..." >She turns to look you dead in the eyes and smirks that same smirk. >No. >Nonononono. >There's no way she'd do this to you in class... >"[My little human.]" >Jingle fucking jangle, bitch. >Cheerilee uses Chemical Alarm Clock. >It's super effective! >Penis is awakened from its slumber. >Your mouth drops open and you stare blankly at the teacher mare. You're seriously going to do this? In front of all these fillies? >"What do you mean, Mr. Anon? Of course I'm going to treat my little p0nies when they do well." >She just grins at you and begins hoofing out the candy to the lined-up students. >Her look says everything. >She's in control and she knows it. >This kinky mare is a total dom. >"And of course I didn't forget you, [my little human.]" >Tingle tingle. >She digs out a lollipop that looks strangely like a mare vagina and tosses it to you. >You guess they have p0ny versions of Spencer's gifts in Equestria too. >This goddamn place. >But now's not the time for that. >Your bulge is knock knock knocking on ziiiiper's door. >But you notice that this time around the sensations are much more tolerable. >Before, by the second time Cheerilee said 'you know what,' you were practically creaming your pants. >But now the only result is that your cock is attempting the most radical prison break in AlcaDenim's history. >Still, it's a marked improvement over yesterday. >Maybe you can make it through the class after all. >You catch another glance from Cheerilee. >Fat chance. >After all the fillies and colts are seated, class continues. >As if learning all this number bullshit wasn't hard enough, now you've got a hard-on nagging you for attention. >"Anon, what is cobblepot plus bell?" Cheerilee asks, smiling innocently. >You huff. Might as well play along for now. Uhh... It's campfire, right? >Cheerilee claps her hooves together. "Very good, [my little human.]" >Tingle tingle kooloo limpah! >You nearly cringe at the increased stimulus. >Cheerilee's smile contorts into the same evil smirk. "Now, would you care to come up the board and show us how you got your answer?" >You scowl at her and say through clenched teeth: Can I take a rain check? >She just continues smirking. "Now, now Anon. Everp0ny has to show their work." >She holds up a piece of chalk in her hoof expectantly. >She isn't going to let this go. >You sigh and take a deep breath. Fine. >You awkwardly bumble out of your seat and up to the board. >The whole time you're trying to walk so that the fewest p0nies get a view of your crotch. >It's fucking miserable. >Turns out your dick is right at mouth height for fillies sitting in their desks. >Now, a question of etiquette - as you pass, do you give them the ass or the crotch? >It's yesterday all over again. >You can feel their breath on your junk as you make your way to the front of the room. >The walk feels like forever. >But you finally make it. >You snatch the chalk from Cheerilee and glare at her. >You quickly write down the problem and solution and thrust the chalk back towards Cheerilee. >"Great job, Anon! But there's still something wrong, [my little human.]" >She pushes herself in between you and the board, rubbing her plot against your pitched tent. >She starts to correct your 'numbers,' neatening them out, all the while subtly grinding into you. >She whispers quietly to you, "I can see you're quite the UPSTANDING student, [my little human.]" >You. Can. Feel. Everything. >You WANT to feel everything. >You let out a soft moan. >What are you thinking!? >You have to get out of here. IHaveToGoToTheBathroom! >With that, you Rainbow Dash out of the classroom. >You're dick is going crazy in your pants. >Like C4 on jail bars crazy. >You have to take care of this problem NOW. >You stumble awkwardly down the halls of the school. >With every step, your body shudders and begs for release. >Eventually you make your way to the bathroom. >You burst through the door and slam it shut behind you. >Lock it with the fury of a thousand lonely nights. >Thank Celestia, Discord, or whoever it is that presides over humans in this place this is a single bathroom. >Whip your belt off like Indiana Jones in the Temple of Boobs. >Your pants rocket off to the corner of the bathroom and you go to town. >No lube, no spit, you don't even need your imagination right now. >You jerk your meat like you work for Jack Link's. >Your body fills with ecstasy. >You're ready to give the tile a fresh pearl coating, only... >Nothing's coming out. >You're at the brink of madness. >Pleasure ripples throughout your body. >But you can't cum. >There's a knock at the bathroom door. I'm busy! >You keep going at it, harder now. >Come on, come on! >Comeoncomeoncomeoncomeon. >Another knock. I said I'm busy! Occupied! In use! If you can't take a hint, that means GO AWAY! >Your shirt is drenched in your sweat. >Your palms and dick are red and getting rubbed raw. >But still nothing. WHAT THE FUCK!? >You nearly start to cry from exasperation when you hear a jingling at the door. >It sounds like... keys? >You watch as the bolt turns and the door opens slowly. >It's Cheerilee and she's giving you that same smirk that you're beginning to hate. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHY CAN'T I- >"Cum?" Cheerilee grins as she closes and re-locks the door behind her. >"That would be because I made it so that only my touch could get you off, [my little human.]" >At this, she lunges at you and gives you a wet, forceful kiss. >Your brain is overloaded again and that's all it takes to send you over the edge. >As promised, you give the tile, and Cheerilee, a fresh coat of sticky white paint. >She licks your blank face with her tongue and turns to leave. >"You belong to me now, [my little human.]"