!highlight!The photo
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>"A-are you sure we should do this Twilight?"
"Positive Cadie, Anon will have no other choice but to comply to us mares"
>"Twilight, I know you're dead set on herding with Anon" - Celestia said - "But I don't think he wants to herd with us"
"Why do you think so? He s definitely falling for it! Anytime now and he'll-"
>"TWILIGHT SPARKLE"
>Twilight froze, Luna always knew her way with words
>Well, more like knew her way to scare others with them but still...
>"Do you think we're fools? He said clear as day that he didn't want to make a herd, much less with royalty"
>Twilight felt a pain in her heart upon remembering that day
"No! A-anon was drunk, he wouldn't have said that if he was sober!"
>"Twilight, Luna is right" - Cadance interjected - "he probably didn't say that when sober before to not hurt your feelings"
"You're lying, you're all lying!"
>Twilight then took the photo, before rushing off the room crying
>"Twilight wait-"
>"Let her go sister" - Celestia said, interrupting Luna - "let her learn the hard way"
>Luna was visibly worked out, but relented after a while of silence
>It was not after some minutes went by that Cadance decided to break the ice
>"Soo... we're going to stay glued here or...what?"

!highlight!Pony fan
>You see this pony on your bed at 3 am. What you do?
>>Ask her how she got here and if there's a way back there. 

>"Back? Why would I want to go back?"
>"I finally made it to Earth! Not only that but to the best background human's house!"
>"Oh, I'm so excited to finally have made it, I can't wait to check all those bright boxes with magical imagery-"
>"I...said that second part out loud, didn't I? Hehe, oops? Aww please, please please don't hate me Anon! I-It was kek's wish for us to be together!"

!highlight!Liqueur Filly
"Give me my booze or this filly gets it, this is not a joke!"
https://twibooru.org/1182314

>We do not agree with terrorists
>I don't even know her, you moron!
>Oh…okay. ONE shot though, that's it. Alright? Whisky isn't good for growing fillies.
>Here's the bottle.

>One sip
>Finally after so long she'd be able to taste it again
>She was so happy she didn't notice herself pronking around with joy
>Didn't take long before Anonfilly finally managed to get off her high horse with the sight of the prized bottle
>She had lost count of how long it had been since she last tasted this sweet sweet liquid
>But should it be just a sip?
>As the human lowered to give her some of it she grabbed the bottle and bolted off
>The commotion it caused warned the other Anons in the room
>Some quickly joined in the chase to take to bottle from her
>Others just kicked back and laughed at the foolishness of the fag for trusting a filly
>It didn't take long before she saw herself cornered into a wall
>Curling into a ball she hugged the bottle with all fours and started to cry
"You don't know how hard it is, please, please leave me be"
>At that a purple flash shone in the room with the following sound of teleportation
>The filly was met with Twilight's back, with her facing the Anons in a defensive position
>Seeing that there was no apparent danger she got up, but kept looking around
>"Anon, are you alright? I felt your crying.."
"Felt my crying? What the fuck are you on about?" - she said while clearing her tears away
>"It's a long story, don't worry, I'll take you away from here and-"
>Twilight finally turned back to see Anonfilly still hugging her "prize"
>"Anon.."
"They were the ones who gave it to me! I'm innocent!"
>"I don't believe that, why did you…ugh" - she said before turning around again
>"Sorry everypon- everyone, I'll be more careful with her next time so she doesn't go around stealing beer from you gentle…man? Yes, gentleman, now if you may, we'll be going now"
>Behind Twilight everyone could see Anonfilly shaking her head, looking even more scared than she had been moments ago
>Seeing that it was no use, she tightened her grip on the bottle before quietly saying:
"Save m-"
>Before she finished the phrase, purple light sparkled in the room and both ponies were gone
>Silence reigned for a bit, while Anons tried to comprehend what just happened
>Only sound that could be heard was of a bottle being teleported back and hitting the floor