>Day Why Are We Still Here in Equestria >Just to suffer? >Every day since your arrival, one Fluttershy has been constantly guessing your fetish >You admit, it was charming at first >But that was before she wore diapers around town >And "used" them >"Twilight said you'd like it" she told you >The memories of those few days still haunt you in your dreams >But thankfully, the door knocks >You already know who it is >You open the door to reveal Fluttershy >Who else? >She has a drill in one hand and floss in the other >"Anon, are den-" the rapist starts >But you just shut the door in her face >Fuck that was brutal >Even for you >But as they say in the old country: "Stop trying to fucking rape me" >You look outside your house's many windows. Feeling as vulnerable as ever. >You should really block these up >You spot fluttershy walking away >She's crying >Maybe she'll stop >You hope she'll- >A huge fucking splash hits your window >HOLY FUCK what was that >Is celestia herself punishing you for being rude? >It could be rain >But rain doesnt normally look so... mucus-y >Nor does it have usually a tint of... >Rainbows? >Be Rainbow Dash >Lying on a cloud near Anon's house >This was a very important day >Fluttershy would often visit you and talk about Anon >Specifically, how he wouldn't fall in love with her >She told you that she goes to his house at around the same time each morning and tries to convince him that he loves her >Out of curioisity, and duty as the loyalest pony of all ponies, you went to watch one of these attempts >Without Fluttershy knowing, of course >You watch as Fluttershy floats towards Anon's door >Drill and... Floss? In hoof >That's weird >She knocks on his door >Rehearsing her lines >You put your head down on the cloud to get a better listen >"Are d-dentists your fetish, Anon?" She repeats softly to herself >You blush from the somewhat relaxed delivery of the question >Ohmygosh this is so messed up! >But... oddly arousing >You guide your hoof slowly to the Dash n Go situated in between your legs "Fluttershy...? W-why would you ever say that..." >Your hoof moving in between your legs >Anon opens the door >Fluttershy says her line with her full confidence >"Anon, are den-" the door slams in her face >Her voice slowly deflates as she finishes her sentence >Ohmygosh that was hot as hay! >You fall onto your back, still fiddling with your book >It's only when you hear Fluttershy crying that the floodgates open >You can already tell that you're gonna write stories about this one >You unleash the world's 2nd fastest and largest torrent of marecum >The first of course, was during that competiton with the whole "Sonic Rainboom" >Many booms were had that day, heh. >Nice one Dash >Your afterglow is cut short when you hear a loud splash >You look down at anon's house >A window and some of the surrounding parts were just made 20% cooler >Heh. Nice one again Dash >Maybe if he found out he'd scold you >Ohmygosh that'd be hot >You definitely need anon to berate you one of these days >God you wish you were Fluttershy >Speaking of which >You should check up on her >Be Fluttershy >Absolutely devastated >Anon didnt even hear your fetish guess today >And you had to rent this drill >And you even made sure to use the floss before hand >To make sure it was a quality brand! >Your tears are practically 2 water jets coming from your eyes >It's only once a hazy Rainbow Dash approaches you, that you stop crying >"Yo Fluttershy!" Dash said, her face red hot >Where has /she/ been? "H-hi Rainbow..." you sulk. >"H-how'd things go with Anon..." she says, twiddling her hooves while looking shifting her eyes left to right >She smells odd >That was very rude Fluttershy >Apologize! "I'm sorry Rainbow Dash" you sulk again >"W-what? Why are you apologizing? Haha. There's nothing to apologize for, and I definitely dont have anything that I certainly have to feel guilty about no ma'm haha. In fact, i'm so not guilty i'm gonna go uhh... fly away... now... okseeyalaterFluttershyhaveagoodone!" >She jets off >At least you're still friends. >That makes you smile >You still cry all the way home >But by the time you arrive, you feel ready to take on the challenges today may hold >Like reminding anon of the rules behind your guesses >Just in case that silly goose didn't mean to shut the door in your face >And you know just the pony to help you do this >Be anon (again) >Chillin out, maxing, relaxing all cool >That was, until there was a knock on your door >You dont normally get visitors >You prayed to both God and Celestia that it wasnt Fluttershy again >You open the door to reveal... >A mare >An orange mare >With an Apple butt tat >You've never met her before >Even after being here for so long >She takes off her little hat and holds it to her chest >You didnt think an orange pony would have such a scarlett face though >"H-howwwdyy Pardner! N-nice to finally meetcha. I-i'm Applejack!" "Anonymous" >"Anonuhmous. Nice to meet y'all!" >You can't help but think she's a farm girl >"I'm sorry for keepin ya waitin so long. The farm's had a big harvest this year!" Her face scrunches and she shifts her eyes >Called it >"Ya mind if i come in a sec?" She asks, rather flustered "Sure. Why not?" >She cant possibly be as bad as Fluttershy >Applejack steps in, and immediately asks: >"Y'all need help movin furniture? I can help yuh as fast as a tornader spins!" "Uh. No thanks, I think it's fine where it is." >"Y'all sure? I'm really strong!" She assumes a pose showing off her muscles "Nice. I imagine working on a farm would do that to you. Want something to drink?" >she smiles "Why yes i would! Could y'all whip me up a glass of water? A workin mare's gotta stay hydrated!" She flexes her pony biceps "Two waters coming right up." >You hand her a glass and sit down next to her on your little sofa >Ignoring the haunting image of a floating cup in the horse's hoof, you break the ice "Sooo... how's farm life?" >"Hard, but rewardin" she says bluntly >A deafening silence >several sips later >You move to get up and refill your empty glass >but before you can get up, Applejack jolts >Suddenly, you hear a defeaning scream "GUUAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" and a splash of water >You look at Applejack >She's soaked in water >I guess i'd scream like a retard if my clothes were my body too >she shivers "A-n-n-nonn... towel... give towel. P-p-puhleasee" >you quickly run to your restroom to grab a towel >when you get back, Applejack's in a pose, exposing her pony abs and her admittedly large thighs >"L-like what y-y-ya see?" She asks, giving you the bedroom eyes >"R-r-rub me dry, Uhnon, y-y-y'all gonna wish Rainbow Dash felt like this" >Moment ruined >First Fluttershy, now this Applejack? >Who even is Rainbow Dash? >You havent even known her for 30 minutes >What's next? >Is that pink one that helps Fluttershy all the time gonna watch me bang other mares? >suddenly, a muffled, hyper sounding voice says "I WOULD, if IT WOULD EVER HAPPEN!" >You look to see said pink pony peering inside your home through a window >When the hell did she get here? >Wait did she read your mind? >You know what? Fuck it >You bang on the window she's peering through and grab Applejack by her toned thighs and toss her outside >She lands on her oddly firm butt, and she plays it off by squatting where she landed >"Good throw y'all," she flexes her muscles again, "yer almost as strong as me" >The pink one stands next to her, staring at you >She says in a somber tone "Maybe next time" >you throw a towel at Applejack's face and tell both of them to fuck off >This day's looking to be a giant shitshow >God you fucking hate it here >Be Twilight Sparkle >Be changing spike's diaper >You know he doesnt need it, but doesnt he just look adorable in it? >Hear knock at the door >Its Fluttershy >"Um, hi Twilight. Are you doing anything right now?" She asks meekly "Not at all! Just changin spikes diapey wipey haha. Wanna watch?" >Fluttershy gives you a concerned look >"Um... not really. I was hoping you could help me with something" "Of course! What is it you need? A safety pin? A pull-up? A reuseable? I got it all!" >Fluttershy looks VERY concerned >"N-no... um it's about anon, and not his diapers, before you ask." "Well that's a shame. What about him?" >"Well you remember how you said that if i could guess his fetish he'd love me right?" >You nod >"And you remember how after the restraining order expired, we all agreed on 1 attempt a day?" "I do. It took a lot of convincing to make him accept the offer" >And many, many diapers >"Well... today... um..." she hesitates "Don't be afraid to tell me what's wrong, Fluttershy. You know i'm always here to help" >"Anon... didnt let me finish my guess, nor did he answer so..." "So Anon has broken the '1 Guess and No Less' rule huh? We'll have to go talk to him about this then" >You grab your things >A dry erase board >A marker >A sack full of very kind of diaper you own >And a stand to put your dry erase board on >And a list ensuring you mention every in and out of this '1 Guess and No Less' rule "Alright Fluttershy, let's do this." >They both set out on a quest to Anon's house >Be Applejack >Gosh darn it >Why wont anyone see the beauty in yer strength? >Yer practically beggin to give birth to some healthy and even stronger foals! >In your shape, yuh could probably give birth to an entire farm's work of em! >You shouldve lifted him up! >Then he could've seen how much y'all mean business! >Pinkie Pie next you to squeals "Do it! Hold him! Hold him down! Can i watch?" "Uh... Pinkie? What're y'all talkin about?" >"Yknow, showin Nonny there a good time! And letting me watch! Dont forget about me! Or do! I dont mind!" "Ahaha..." >She's joking right? >"Nnnope!" >'I'm going to let Pinkie Pie rape anon for me' you think to yourself >"Nnnope! I'd rather watch" >Wot in tarnation >Suddenly, Pinkie's eyes light up >"Oh boy! More people to watch!" >She points at Twilight and Fluttershy walkin an' talkin >Gosh darnit >Fluttershy's back to steal yer stallion! >You gots ta do somethin about 'er! "Uhnon's really mad!" >That'll do it! >Fluttershy and Twilight look at eachother, concerned >Fluttershy says "Oh dear. Did i make him angry again? This time i even made sure to pick a fetish that didnt involve changing his or my body!" >This gal's got issues "Well... uh yeah he's real mad!" >Twilight butts in "Regardless if he is or is not positively pooped, we still need to talk to him for breaking the rules" >What the... "Y'all sure? He's reaaaaaally mad!" >Twilight gives you a skeptical look >Oh Sweet Apples help me >"Yes. I think we /are/ sure. Right Fluttershy?" >Twilight looks at Fluttershy, who is obviously shaken >"Um... M-maybe another ti-" Twilight cuts her off >"See? We're about as sure as we could possibly ever be!" They both start walking past you >Dang Nabbit! >Y'all can't just go back to his house now... >But maybe... >Just maybe... >You could sneak in after those darn mares leave your stallion alone! >Be Fluttershy >Be scared >Is Applejack right? >Did you really make anon angry just from this morning? >You didnt even get to finish what you were saying >Maybe talking to Twilight was a bad idea >What if he just gets angrier? >Oh dear... >You look at Twilight >She's... rapping? >"Mama always knows! mama's always best! She'll help you with your homework and on your next test!" >You stop her to ask a few questions "Um... so what exactly are we going to tell Anon?" >"Oh Fluttershy you already know! He has to give you one guess, at the very least." "W-well do you think he'll let me guess?" >"He has to, otherwise us two get to have a day with him to ourselves, remember?" "Um... well yes but how will you be able to make him do that exactly?" >Twilight stops walking >she puts a hoof to her chin >Then she smirks >"I'm good at getting naughty boys to behave" "Oh ok..." >"But i'm sure it won't have to come to that... [spoiler]unfortunately"[/spoiler] "I hope so. I like talking to him, and I dont want to make him angry... like I did today" >"Aw dont worry Fluttershy. I'm sure if we had to keep him for a day, he wouldn't mind too much. I mean, he did agree to the rules after all" "You're right." >"Plus there's other ways of 'punishing' him anyway" "I guess so..." >You both continue your journey to anon's house >What would Twilight even do with Anon for a day >or rather... what would she do TO him? >Be Rarity >Be drinking tea with Rainbow Dash >She walked in earlier muttering things like "Best day ever" and "Heh. Nice one Dash" and "God I wish that were me" >Such a most peculiar way of her to act >You suppose she just had some luck with a stunt or something in that vain >But after you asked her why she's so boastful, she just said "No big deal, I was just chilling with Fluttershy this morning" >This morning? >As in >She went with Fluttershy to help her obtain her beloved? >That handsome, tall, lean–Oh my! >You would spoil that precious specimen if you ever had the chance "How'd it go with Anonymous?" You ask in a sly manner >"W-well um– so what had happened was," her face turns red "um... F-flutershy asked him a question and well... before she could F-finish it he... [spoiler]unf...[/spoiler] closed h-his door on her" >Ignoring that positively passionate moan, you ask "What was the question, Darling?" >"W-well i promised Fluttershy that I wouldnt tell haha" "I see... well. That's most unfortunate" >"Yeah. Honestly, i'm thinkin of g-going to his house a-and [spoiler]hah~[/spoiler] giving him a p-piece of my mind!" >From the way she said it, it seems like she'll definitely give him a piece of something >"I-in fact, i'm probably gonna head over to his in a bit. W-wanna come with?" her face a dramatic tint of red >This is your chance Rarity >Your chance to spoil Anon rotten! "Why I dont see why not. Let me gather my things first." >Rainbow scoffs "You and your need to look beautiful before going outside" "You never know, maybe Anonymous finds a woman that can dress herself up to be most definitely enchanting." >You've never really talked to him outside of making his signature suit, but if his wardrobe isnt an indicator of a true patrician gentleman, than you're not sure what is! >Rainbow Dash cocks her head >She's even redder than before >"Hah! Y-yeah right! I bet h-he'll think y-you look... [spoiler]ohmygosh~[/spoiler] r-ridiculous... c-can i dress up with you?" "Oh darling must you be so obvious? Of course i'll help you look splendid for Anonymous! I'll pick out the most wonderful dress for you. Just give me a moment." >You pick out Rainbow's dress from your very first Grand Galloping Gala >Such a beautiful creation, you think to yourself >After ironing out Rainbow's fabulous dress, you tell her to put it on >While she's getting dressed, you get together a small box and a paper, along with all the bits you have on your pony >You write a little note before filling the box with both the note and all of your bits >The box is practically overflowing with bits >It's glorious >After you finish preparing this gift, Rainbow Dash announces that she's ready to go >You both leave and begin your stroll to Anonymous's home >The box safely secured on your back >Be Anonymous >Hear a knock at the door >Look outside the door's window >Fluttershy and that Purple Molester from a while back >Behind them in the bushes are... Applejack and the Pink one? >They seem to be watching Purple Nurple and Fluttershy from a distance >Or are they backup? >What is even going on? >After you open the door, Purple Porsehussy says "Greetings Anon, my friend Fluttershy here has told me that you have breached the '1 Guess And No Less Rule' and several clauses relating to it" >What >The >Fuck? "Hii... you two... um what exactly are you referencing?" You genuinely have no idea what they're talking about >She clears her throat and pulls out a script "The '1 Guess And No Less Rule' is a contract you signed in agreement to give Fluttershy permission to: >A) Guess your Fetish at least once daily at any given time. This includes you answering with a 'Yes' or 'No' or otherwise direct approval or disapproval of this guess >B) Attempt to guess your Fetish at least 3 times if Fluttershy is unable, for whatever reason, to properly finish her attempt to guess or demonstrate a fetish >C) Demonstrate a fetish, as long as the fetish doesn't incorporate changes in hers or your body, violent or not >and D) Love you forever and ever for all of evers as long as you and her are alive I love you Anon signed fluttershy no wait erase that that's emberassing..." >Purple's face goes red "I dont think i was supposed to read Clause D" >Your jaw drops "W-when did i agree to this? Did i ever sign this?" >Perphole cocks her head "Of course you did. Here's a copy of the document in case you lost it." She levitates a paper toward you >In unmistakably human writing on the bottom right of the paper, you see your name written next to Fluttershy's "When did i sign this?!" >Miss Purpsalot looks at Fluttershy with a confounded look, then back at you "Oh come on Anon how could you forget? That day was one for the history books! You're just saying you dont remember because you dont think you look good in a Diapey Wipey, huh?" >Suddenly the floodgates open >Repressed memories of Twilight Sparkle holding you down and forcing diapers on you fill your mind >"Shh shh, no more screaming, Mommy's here to change your Diapey Wipey now" she told you once "You fucking HELD ME HOSTAGE and FORCE ME to wear DIAPERS. LITERAL. FUCKING. DIAPERS." >"Well it was the only way i could get you to sign the contract" she blushes and looks away "Horse-fucking-shit. Give me one reason as to why I shouldn't kick you to the curb and not listen to Fluttershy ever again" >Fluttershy gives Twilight the most pitiful death stare, then cuts in "W-well because one of the punishments presented in the paper includes 2 days with me and Twilight respectively... u-unless you dont want to, then its fi-" you cut her off "What. The. Fuck." >You hold your hands to your face "Could this day get any fucking worse?" >Suddenly, you hear two voices >One with a British accent >The other a screechy, annoying voice, possibly belonging to a retard >"Oh hi Darling"s and "What's up?"s fill the air behind the two rapists >Applejack and the Pink one practically fly out of the bushes they once occupied "Oh my fucking god no" >All the ponies group up >They're all greeting eachother as if they haven't seen eachother in years >Welp Anon, looks like this is your chance >You slam the door on the 6 annoying mares and head to your room >Before you can even get a step, the door knocks >"Anooon anooon!" All the ponies say, ranging from a whisper to genuine yells and screams >God fucking damnit >You open the door quickly "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!" >They cock their heads at you "Uh... what" they say in unison >That was autistic as fuck, but at least they finally shut up "One pair at a fucking time please, starting with the newcomers" >You point to Rarity and the Blue blur standing there >The blue one's blushing deeply "What do you two want?" >The blue one starts "Y-You-" before Rarity cuts her off "Oh darling we just thought we could pay our favorite human a visit! I also have a little present for you" she says while showing off the box on her back >The blue one starts again "Y-yeah haha" >she bites her lips and gives you bedroom eyes >You give her a death stare >Her blush practically spreads throughout her entire body as she swoons >Fucking gross >You look back at Rarity "I'll take it, but what is it?" >she laughs "Why, it's a surprise dear! However, I do wish to see you open it, if that's fine with you." She shows you the little box she had prepared for you >You grab the gift, before instructing all pf these lusty mares: "I guess... Everyone, come inside. Dont break or rape anything" >"No promises" you hear at least 3 of them say >You walked right into that one >They all walk inside your home and take it in with their eyes >Which is weird, considering most of them have been here more than once before "Take a seat, just stay the fuck there while I be a good host, you all got that?" >They each take a seat, creating a semi-circle around your living room with your trusty coffee table serving as the centerpiece of it all >Applejack, the pink one, and the blue one salute, Rarity says "Of course Anonymous", Twilight says "Sure" and Fluttershy... is inhaling deeply from her nose >No doubt "taking in your scent" or some rapey shit "Cool." >You place the present down on your coffee table situated in your living room before walking into your kitchen to buy some time >What the fuck are you doing? >How are you going to get out of this? >How does equestria have running water? >Why do all of them want to bang you? >You hastily fill a pitcher of water before grabbing 7 glasses for your equine enemies >You come back to them staring at eachother with fire in their eyes >Except for fucking Fluttershy >Still sniffing everything she can out of the air >You pour them each a glass before sitting in a chair way from the semicircle of mares "Alright! Since this is MY house, i'll decide who talks and when. You all got that?" >They all nod >Good. "Pinko, Blueb. Who the hell are you and what do you ACTUALLY want?" >The Pink one's eyes open wide and after one deep inhale, exclaims "WellYouSeeIThinkYoureReallyHotAndIWantToShowYouAGoodTimeButTheMoreTheMerrierRightSoNowIJustWantToWatchYouLoveOtherMaresSinceYouGottaShareAndCareRightNonnyRightRightRi-" Bluey two hooves stops her >"S-she's Pinkie Pie, I'm Rainbow Dash! I-I'm just here to support F-Fluttershy... Yeah... Support a friend hehe~" she laughs to herself >Fuckin weird "Uh-huh... sure." >Rainbow Dash blushes and Pinkie Pie gives you a big toothy grin >Suddenly you stare at the box on the table in front of you "Ah yes. Rarity you wanted to give me something right?" >Rarity blushes >"W-well yes darling b-but-" "But whatever it is it cant be as bad as whatever these other ponies are tryna give me." >You retrieve the box and shake it >it jiggles a lot "What's in here, anyway?" >Rarity stutters "N-nothing Anonymous! D-do put it down b-before you... *ahem* spoil it." "Fine whatever, I'll just open it real quick and then get back to the rest of YOU" you point in Applejack's, Twilight's, and Fluttershy's direction >You uncover the box to reveal a ton of bits >Like, a metric fuckton of cash "W-wow holy shit" You cant hide your surprise >Rarity blushes and looks away "Y-youre quite welcome darling." "Huh. There's a note here?" >Rarity quickly turns her head towards you and says "Anonymous please don't read that it's very-" "'Master, please accept your paypig's eager tribute as a token of her love. I truly am sorry if it is not enough, Master. Please do tell me how you intend to spend my hard earned bits!' signed... Rarity..." >What. >The. >Fuck. >You look up from the note >4 of the 6 mares are rightfully weirded out, and Rarity is rightfully emberassed >However, Rainbow Dash has a different reaction >Rainbow Dash is hiding her face with her hooves and writhing >Her heavy breathing and noteworthy moan tells it all >God you hate it here "Rainbow. Get the fuck out of my house before you soil my furniture" >She moans loudly >"Mmm~ j-just like the window th-this morning?" "What? >"L-like the window... a-after Fluttershy left the first time... a-after the u-usual, I-I came on y-your house!" She says with a sense of perverted glory >The Rainbow rain from earlier... >That can't be true "You're kidding." >"I-I'll show you!" She leads you to the window by your front door >"Thats the one! I-it's still there even! L-look!" She points at the dried out Rainbow tint on the window >You practically feel a vein burst in your head "Get out." >She moans "A-are you sure? Y-you dont sound so su-" >You grab her from her neck >She moans again, but her blocked windpipe stops her from doing so loudly >You walk calmly toward your door >And chuck her outside as hard as you possibly can >You hear a loud moan and the splashing of water behind you before you slam your door shut >A large thud can be heard outside along with another moan "Rarity... You can leave with her." You say, your eye twitching >"Oh Anonymous dear i'm so sorry I didnt mean to-" "Just... just leave. I'm not about to talk about this even more than I have to." >You hand her the box with the note inside >It hurt you to kick her out, since she'd put together your favorite suit >She was even pretty nice, too >Plus, that was a shit ton of cash >But to think she's just like the rest of em >What a shame >But before you can think any further, the 4 other mares before you quickly draw your attention >The remaining mares huddle up together "Applejack. Why were you and Pinkie just outside watching my every move? You think I wouldnt notice? You two are literally ORANGE and PINK next to GREEN bushes." >Applejack looks down regretfully and puts her hat to her horse chest "Well ya see Anon, I just fancy you a whole lot! And I wanted ta make sure I could show ya how I can outperform each of those darn DYEBs! I can mog em! I promise ya. I'm as fertile as a bunny-rabbit ya hear?!" "Then why dont you act like a bunny rabbit and leave me the fuck alone? Pinkie?" >Applejack's face hardens, and Pinkie inhales before saying "I just want to see SOMEPONY get railed by you!" "I'm sorry I asked." >Pinkie Pie chuckles "No worries Nonny!" "I was apologizing to myself." >You facepalm before dragging your hand down your face to point at the last pair of pones "And you two... YOU TWO! What do I have to do to get you the fuck out of my home?" >Twilight clears her throat "You see Anon, now that you've breached the '1 Guess No Le-" You stop her "For the love of GOD just fucking tell me you fat diaper loving sperg!" >Her face scrunches "Rude! If you weren't such a good cute widdle baby boy I'd be spanking yo-" "Did I stutter? Tell me. Right. Fucking. Now." >With a defeated look, Twilight says "You either give her 3 guesses, admit defeat and love her, or spend one day with her, one day with me" she says the last option with a smirk >Suddenly, Applejack protests "That there just aint right! How come y'all two get to spend a day with Anon? What about us strong, fertile mares huh?" >Pinkie... Agrees? "UhuhuhuhuhYesMa'mApplejack'sRightEveryoneShouldShareAnonEquallyExceptInTheBedroomThenYouAllCanHaveHimI'llBeOnTheLookoutTrustMe!" "Welp, I'm obviously not going to let you two get a day with me alone, and i'd rather kill fluttershy and then myself than let her win, so I'll give her 3 chances" >Twilight and Fluttershy look at eachother, dumbfounded, then back at you >Twilight with a smirk says "Well Anon, you don't really have a choice. Now that you've broken the giantest biggest rule, we get to decide your punishment." "Th-Then why... WHY EVEN TELL ME AS IF I HAVE A SAY IN THE MATTER?" >Twilight is taken aback "Well, so you know what happens when you dont obey the rules." "Fine, fine. Just get it over with." >Twilight and Fluttershy huddle together, whispering and looking back at you every now and then before Applejack and Pinkie butt in, much less quiet than the first two pones >"Ah just think sharin' him with all of us is fair too, dontcha think? At least us 4 an' Rarity so she can apologize." You hear a whisper from the huddle >Some more banter and then the circle breaks up >Twilight raises her hoof high "We have come to a decision. We're going to punish you by making you spend a day with each of us." "Figured." >At this point, you realize you'd have no chance of avoiding these rapey mares forever "What do you mean by 'each of us'?" >Applejack answers "Me, Twilight, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow, and Pinkie here." >Fuck. >You braced yourself to just get groomed by Twilight and do whatever the hell Fluttershy does for a day >But to spend an entire week with each of these hellspawns? >You're not sure if you can avoid the inevitable when it's got you in its jaws for a whole 6 days >What would you even do with these ponies? >Fluttershy would probably try groping you and try everything in her power to rape you >Twilight would probably paralyze you and treat you like a baby for the day >Applejack would probably ego lift herself into a coma >Rainbow Dash would just cum everywhere >Rarity would try making you spend her money >Pinkie... exists? "God damnit. Who goes first? What's the order?" >Suddenly, at once, everyone shouts "Me!" "Um...?" >Twilight clears her throat "Well, to make it easy to remember, I, the drafter of the document, made it so that it's always in alphabetical order!" >She continues "So that means Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, then me..." her voice slowly trailing off as she has an epiphany "HAH! You cucked yourself! Good luck tryna treat me like a baby when my manhood's been stolen by 5 other mares!" >The room goes silent >Probably not the best joke to make at a time like this >Everyone's blushing while staring at you, and Pinkie is beaming >Well shit, now you are DEFINITELY going to get raped >Or die trying to stop it "Uh... well. get the fuck outta my house now." >They keep looking at you, perplexed and blushing at the same time >You shoo them off >They leave after some protest >What have you gotten yourself into, Anon?