>Day 1985 in Equestria
>You start off the day as any other day would
>Showering
>Shaving
>Shidding
>Eating
>Listening to an eager Horse's sexual advances
>Same as it ever was
>Interrupting your meal, the door knocked
>Time for that last step to really end off the morning
>You open the door
>Fluttershy's there, per usual
>But she's got...
>Parachute Pants?
>With a confidence in her voice, she says "Wassup 'Non? Is your fizity fetish 80s Freestyle?"
"What the fuck is that?"
>She slides a boombox next to her and lays down a piece of cardboard on the floor
>https://youtu.be/B3BQbVPL9Fo starts playing
>Fluttershy starts busting a move
>Spinning on her head, the works
>Suddenly it all hits you
>This bitch was tryna front on your territory!
>You wait for her to finish by sliding into a Seductive lying-down pose
>You push her off and show her how it's done
>You do a windmill that would make speed demon dash blush
>You spin on your head, doing hand gestures and moving your legs into poses at the same time
>Finally, you finish off with a backflip into a smug squat
>Fluttershy knows she just got served
>She walks away, her head hanging low
>Aint nobody gonna take your terf, baby!
>'Specially not no Butter Horse!