>You are Anon >You're sitting on your smelly neet horse friend's bed talking to her and watching her browse the internet >Her room always smells like piss >"... so yeah this retard keeps sperging about someone that doesn't exist" >As you watch her talk she leans forward a bit and starts pissing a backwards arc over her entire body and chair "The fuck are you doing" >She stops and the piss drops, splattering a bit on her face as she just stares at you with a confused look on her face >"Uh... what" "Why and how are you pissing back onto your floor?" >"Cause I had to? And peeing in the same spot is boring Oh and I've been doing this so long I can pretty much piss to any direction from this position" "Shouldn't you use a toilet?" >"How's that better?" "It's disgusting! And how are you not embarrassed pissing like that in front of me?" >"Room seems fine to me, and I'm supposed to be embarrassed? Huh, never cared about it, I just let loose whenever I need to. Anywhere but the computer is fine" >You're now starting to feel the urge to pee, you haven't gone in about ten hours >"I see you crossing you're legs, come sit on the chair with me" >It's a super tight fit on the chair, the armrest is digging into your side >"Whenever you need to go just let go" >You're shuddering as you create your own arc as your stiffy points up, it goes over the right armrest of the chair >You continue shuddering from the relief, embarrassment, and arousal, before you feel hooves clamp on your dick hard >"Wait! Hold your pee in! There's something I always wanted to try" >You manage to get a grip and hold it in "What is it, and stopping my piss like that feels super weird" >She turns the chair around away from the computer, towards the wall with the bed >"I want to see which one of us can pee the furthest Loser gets punched in the balls or cunt" >The wall with the bed on it is about 9 feet away "I don't like those terms" >"Fine, five dollars also" "Pee anywhere?" >"Straight ahead" "But the bed's there?" >"And?" >You just stare blankly, how the hell did you get roped into this >Ready, set, GO! >Floorb sounds like a pressure washer and you're almost sure she accidently farted when she started >You're stream is only about two thirds as long as hers >She's giggling while going 7 feet reaching about halfway onto the bed >You think that a smaller hole will allow you to pee farther, so you stretch your urethra a bit, the stream is super thin but you're spraying across the wall up to the roof while trying to control your stiffy >Floorb tries the same but her hooves aren't as dextrous to stretch her urethra that's between her folds to the same degree >"No fair monkeyhands" "All's fair in a pissing contest" >"I would punch you in the balls for that but it looks like you already outranged me" >Floorb abruptly stops her stream while you're having trouble trying to strangle your cock to stop yours, with how bad you need to piss "I'm not even sure how I still have piss in me, and that ball punch would probably empty me" >"Yeah, here's the five bucks, and I'm ready for the punch" >Floorb opens her legs again while still sitting beside you on the chair, as she gains a grin "I'm not gonna punch your cunt" >"Fine, so be it" >She looks away for a split second before slightly turning her lower half and pressure washing your face with a precision blast of piss that lasts less than a second, then she jumps off the chair "AHH FUCK! How are you able to stop and go that quick while also being that accurate with piss!" >"Shooting small spurts into the air was always fun, especially trying to hit stuff in the room" "Alright fuck this" >You grab your dick and spray her, when her ass isn't facing you, direct hit to the face >"Oh it's on" >She spins on the spot and shoots a thick spurt from 6 feet away with a mare wink >You're now in a piss fight with a neet only about five minutes after finding about about her gross pissing habits >And you're loving it, running around the room while Floorb and you play water guns with your genitals >You manage to get close to floor after powering through another face full of neet piss >You pin her, ass up, bad idea, both of you get showered with her piss >You manage to reverse the pin, putting her ass down "Remember that punch" >"You won't do it pussy" >You drop your fist above her cunt on her bladder >Her eyes roll back and she starts pissing, you drop beside her and start emptying your remaining bladder with her >You finish after 13 seconds but Floorb pisses for almost a full minute and covers almost the entire carpet, while being pretty much unresponsive except for the occasional moan >The entire room has piss on pretty much every single inch of it >She's completely exhausted >"Damn, I lost" "Fuck I'm tired" >"Good match, you wanna do it again sometime?" "Sure" >"Oh, and since you're tired, do you want to share the bed, and have a "sleepover"" "How much water have you been drinking, and how many jugs do you have?" END https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/36171600