>You awaken from your slumber due to a knocking at your door
>Even though you know who it is, you get up and open it anyway
>You've been waiting for this day
>See, around the transition from fall to winter, a specific pegasus is busy
>she has to ensure each animal is ready for hibernation
>lucky for you, you don't hibernate
>and she actually believed you when you told her this
>for once
>to top it all off, you'd become a working man
>the only horse that didnt openly hate you for not banging Fluttershy gave you work
>nothing too grueling, but it earned  good pay for the work and the hours
>perks of being both desirable and undesirable, maybe
>nevertheless, you had time away from your obsessor and money to spend
>and lucky for you, the marecel issue is also at an all time high
>wonderful innovations in "one mare gaming" have led to some interesting results
>very expensive results
>though, you could afford any of it and still have extra dough left
>You know this from personal experience
>"Good morning anon! It sure has been a while, hasn't it?" Fluttershy asks
>You snap back to reality
"Sure has."
>"Um... I have some treats for you! To make up for being gone so long" she smiles and motions to the pack on her back
>You knew she'd try to invite herself in after being away for so long
>All part of the plan
"Sure. Bring them inside or whatever."
>It's important to keep a level head
>If you're eager, she'll know something's up
>If you're too distant, your plan will have to be put on hold for another day
>One is much worse than the other, but you want this plan executed as soon as possible
>You motion the pegasus inside your home
>She hovers over a table and drops the pack on it
>You follow behind her and take a look at the goods
>Some pretty good stuff this time around
>Cookies, pastries, a pie or two
>You think you even see a hoof-knitted scarf
>So very thoughtful of her
>Finishing her set she'd been making for a few years now 
>Sweater, shirt, pants, hat, socks, gloves, and now a scarf
>You grab a cookie and take a bite
>She makes a mean chocolate chip, even if you can't stand her
>"Do you like it? I made everything this morning" she smiles again, this time flushed and playing with her mane
"It's a chocolate chip cookie, that's for sure"
>She looks at you, confused
>"Anon... are you ok?" She asks.
>the concern in her voice is genuine
"What do you mean?"
>"Well, you're so... different today. Are you sick? Can i take your temperature?" She starts flying toward you
>You stop her with a hand
"I'm just tired I guess. No fever."
>She nods and descends slowly to the ground
>"Well, want to talk about it?" Fluttershy asks
>She's taken the bait
>Hook, line, and sinker
>just a bit more...
"I'd rather not... it's a bit personal"
>"You can always talk to me, anon." She says with a silky smooth voice
>You drop your head and take a seat at the table
"It's just... i've never been in love before."
>Fluttershy guides herself to the seat parallel to yours
>Her face is red
>"Oh my... Anon... thats..." she sputters
>Time for the killing blow
"And I'm still a virgin. It sucks. I wish I could get rid of it already." 
>Fluttershy's face is ridiculously red, her wings are puffed up, too
>You rest your head on the table and outstretch your arms on the table
>You feel a warmth touch your hand
>You dramatically raise your head and lock eyes with Fluttershy
>"Anon... I know exactly how you feel... I'm... a virgin... too..." She looks away from you, her face beet red
>You grab Fluttershy's other hoof
>She makes eye contact with you again
>In almost a split second, your lips are touching
>More like violently rubbing eachother
>THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN
>But it's not foiled just yet
>You embrace the horse and clumsily walk to your bedroom
>You toss her on the bed
>"Anon..." she moans softly
"I know..."
>Plan is back on track 
>You scramble around your room for a moment and cover her eyes with a black headband
>"Anon... what are you going to do to me?" She softly asks
"What I should've done a long time ago
>You unbutton your pants
>Then you open your closet door
>Right where you left it
>The smallest possible dildo you could find
>It's not human shaped, but if she's a virgin, she wont be able to tell.
>You go back to the blindfolded pegasus
"Are you ready?"
>"More ready than i've been in my entire life" she coos
>You slowly slide the toy into her slit
>You fake a groan
>Fluttershy squeaks a little
"I'm gonna start moving, ok?"
>"O-ok" Fluttershy blushes again
>You move the toy about half a thrust
"Wait- shit!"
>You pull the toy outside of the mare's cooter and spit on her
>You quickly toss the toy under your bed 
"FUCK! I'm so sorry. Normally this doesn't happen, I swear! I-"
>"I understand..." Fluttershy said
>The disappointment in her voice was music to your ears
>She takes off her headband and sees you in your underwear, "spunk" on her crotch, none the wiser
>"I... I'm sorry for wasting your time, Anon." Fluttershy sounds like she's just had her hopes and dreams crushed before her very eyes
>She gets out of your bed and starts heading out
"I'm sorry... maybe we can-"
>"Don't worry about it, Anon. I'm sure you'll find a mare that loves you very much, and you'll make her very happy one day" She says, not even facing you
"W-what do you mean? Fluttersh-"
>She leaves the room and closes the door behind her
>You press your ear to the door
>You hear her whispering to herself
>"I can't believe... small... quickshot..." was all you could make out
>All you needed to hear, really
>After a few minutes, you hear another door open and close, then silence
>You exit your room and head to the table you were seated at before
>Cookies, a scarf, pastries, 2 pies, no pack
>No Fluttershy
>You approach the nearest window and take a peek outside 
>Fluttershy has left the building, ladies and gentlemen
>You wait until she's out of sight
>You explode into applause
>It worked!
>That monkey dick fetishist finally fucked off
>Maybe now she'll just treat you like a friend
>Even better if she fucks off forever
>Now nopony will want you
>"Anonymous the Small Peen'd Quickshot" they'll call you behind your back
>They will never care to find out if it's true either
>Win win
>Life is looking brighter already 
The End 

I'm so fucked up