Remember when I said that I would never abandon a story?  Well, turns out I'm a big fat liar(and a phony)
I tried to write this green back around possibly 2016 during Halloween and I tried to write a scary/comedy green about Princess Twilight Sparkle getting possessed by a Mexican ghost who would shout obscenities in Spanish.  I was really taking the piss out of it and it felt like it was going to be more funny than spooky so I decided to kill it before I could get too deep into it.   I kept the word doc for it so this is what I have of it.  I doubt I'll ever come back and finish this but never say never I suppose.

>It's Halloween!
>And you know what that means...
>Absolutely nothing.
>You're too old for stuff like that.
>Ghosts.
>Skeletons.
>Spooky stuff.
>All a bunch of horse shit.
>If you do say so yourself.
>Sure it was all fun and candy when you were a kid.
>But you're not a kid anymore.
>You're a man!
>Well, not by much.
>You're still just a shitty teenager.
>Be Anon.
>And it's Halloween night.
>Not much is going on.
>You've obviously stopped trick or treating long ago.
>So now you're waiting for your friends.
>While you do so, you decide to indulge in your new favorite Halloween activity.
>Sit by the sidewalk near your house.
>Hiding in a hallowed out bush and jumping and screaming at kids who walk by and don't take notice of you.
>Good stuff.
>The kids get a good scare.
>A lot of them cry.
>Parents yell at you.
>Not your problem.
>Sometimes the kids drop theirs bags and run away.
>Free candy.
>This year you managed to get two bags of candy from poor kids who didn't have the wherewithal to notice an out of place badly built fake plant.
>Sitting on your front porch.
>Looking through the bags.
>You hear a voice call out to you.
>”Hey Anon!”
>A group of girls are walking along the sidewalk of your home.
>Sunset Shimmer.
>AppleJack.
>Pinkie Pie
>And... Twilight Sparkle?
>They all seem to be dressed up for the occasion.
>Sunset is dressed like a skeleton.
>Wearing a skintight black leotard with a skeleton print on it and a cheap skull mask.
>The leotard showing off her curves.
>unf
>AppleJack looks like a hobo.
>No seriously, you're not sure what she is supposed to be.
>Her clothes are all raggedy and dirty.
>Her nose has red coloring around it.
>Like she's snorted too much cocaine 
>You're gonna need to ask about that later.
>Pinkie Pie is dressed in some purple striped spandex with some fur boots and gloves.
>Also purple cat ears and drawn on whiskers on her cheeks.
>Looks to be the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland.
>Finally Twilight is wearing a blue wizard hat and blue cape.
>A wizard, or witch.
>Or whatever.
>Either way they're all dressed for the night.
>And here you are sitting around with some bags of candy you stole from some kids.
“Hey?”
>The others give their hellos.
>”Hiya Nonny!”
>”Howdy!”
>”Hello.”
>It was then you notice Sunset had something tucked under her arm.
>They all walk up to your porch and stand at the foot of it.
“Why are you all dressed up?”
>Pinkie begins to jump up and down.
>”Why aren't ya dressed up Anon?  It's Halloween!”
>AppleJack adds to the conversation.
>It's obvious why you're not.
“Well, I am dressed up!”
>You get up from our seat.
>And present yourself.
“See?”
>Everyone just states at you.
>”What're ya supposed ta be?”
>AJ asks
>You ponder for a moment.
“A teenager who doesn't care?”
>Nobody seems amused.
>”Well I guess if you don't care for Halloween, then perhaps you wouldn't care if we invited you to Pinkie's Halloween party later tonight!”
>Sunset goads.
“A party?  Later tonight?”
>Seems like thing are looking up.
>”Yesserie!  I'm throwing a costume party later tonight!”
>Pinkie adds in her overly energetic way.
“Are costumes? Mandatory?”
>You had to ask.
>”Of course silly!  A costume party without costumes is just a party!”
>Right.
“Well, what if I were to grab a plain white sheet and cut eye holes and go as a ghost?”
>A few giggles from the group.
>”Good enough for me!”
>Sunset stands ahead of the rest.
>”First, we want to take Twilight over and have a little fun first.”
>Fun?
>She then shows you what was tucked under her arm.
>A Ouija board?
>You lift an eyebrow in suspicion.
“Really guys?  The hell is this all about?”
>Twilight then stands next to Sunset.
>”I've been doing a lot of reading on your world's magic and mysticism, and I came across this simple ritual piece.  I think being able to contact the dead seems like a fascinating experience!” 
>You just continue to stare at them.
>Pinkie then chimes in again.
>”We're gonna go to a cemetery and try to summon a spooooky ghost for Twilight!  We were wondering if you wanted to join us!”
>She waves her hands at you
“You do know that's all a bunch of superstitious crap, right?”
>Sunset crosses her arms.
>”Aww,  come on Anon,  it'll be fun.  Unless, you know, you're scared of cemeteries.”
>Cute.
“There a reason why you chose me and not any of the others?“
>They all look at each other.
>And kinda shrug.
>”You don't look too busy right about now.  The party doesn't start until much later tonight and we kind of need one more person for this.”
>Sunset explains to you.
>She then gets closer to you and says to you in a hushed manor in your ear.
>”Besides, Twilight doesn't know it's a kids thing, she's from Equestria and magic is very much a real thing there.  Just play along and let her have her fun”
>Equestria?
>Magic real?
>What kind of shit is she going on about?
>Is this supposed to be some different Twilight Sparkle or something?
>Different from the sperg transfer from Crystal Prep?
>Come to think of it.
>The few words she has said were less... awkward than you remember from her.
>Whatever for now.
>Then an idea pops into your head.
“You know what?  Sure, why the hell not?”
>Everyone's faces light up at your decision.
>You smile at everyone.
“Let me go grab my 'costume' first!”
>You rush inside and grab a spare plain white sheet 
>You punch some eye holes in it
>Boom,  your ghost costume is complete.
>You meet up with everyone back out front.
“Alright ready to go!”
>Before you step off your porch, you grab the bags of candy and toss it to Pinkie.
“Charitable donation from some diabetic kids for the party.”
>Pinkie looks pleased at the stash of sweets.
>The other three
>Not so much.
>You toss the sheet over yourself and align the holes with your eyes and you all head off to the cemetery.
>Along the way AppleJack asks.
>”So why aren't ya into Halloween anymore?”
>You shrug your shoulders.
“Don't know, why are you still into it?”
>”Ah got me a little sister who's still a youngin' she still loves it and ah take her out every year.”
>You nod.
“And the hobo get up is a usual thing?”
>She glares at you
>”Ah'm a scarecrow!”
>You nod your head
“Could've fooled me.”
>You tell her with a sweet smile.
>Hoping to not get clocked in the face.
>Thankfully, nothing comes.
>You look to her.
>She just has puffed out cheeks.
>You finally make it to the cemetery.
>It's the older one near the outskirts.
>Which means no street lights to aid in any kind of light
>You're guessing it adds to the spookiness.
>They seemed to have came prepared.
>Sunset gives out flashlights to you and AJ.
>As you traverse across the grounds. You see lots of broken gravestones.
>Large patches of tall grass that cover some of the others as well.
>This place looks to be severely under attended.
>In fact
>Now that you think about it. 
>This is the abandoned cemetery.
>Lovely.
>Looking at what gravestone still stands.
>Some are dated as far back as 200 years ago.
>Everyone huddles close together.
>Because they are totally not scared.
>Nope.
>Not even knowing that your only source of light are two flashlights.
>And if they were to go off, you'd be in complete darkness
>Hey, this wasn't your idea.
>And even if it was, you would have gone to a much nicer looking cemetery.
>”Uhm,  Ah think this might be a good spot.”
>AJ speaks up out of nowhere and startles the other girls.
>You feel them jump from her sudden words.
>”Y-Yeah, this looks good”
>Twilight speaks up.
>Her words a bit shaken.
>She may be scared of this dark.
>”Okie Dokie!”
>Pinkie doesn't seem to be bothered.
>She begins to take some candles out of a backpack she brought along.