If you came here from /ptfg/, go die in a hole. I didn't write this to fuel your shit fetish.

>"No you're not injecting me with any more homo-juice!" Anonfilly screeched as she dove under the table
>"Anon, come on! Cheerilee said that all fillies need to be properly vaccinated before they can go to school!"
>Twilight's horn lit up as a magical net swept under the table
>Anonfilly let out another screech, and Twilight's heart leapt
>Finally, she'd caught the slippery little guy!
>She tugged the net out, vaccine ready and waiting in her telekinetic aura
>Only to find a small purple dragon instead of a small green pony
>Smushed against Spike's chest was a half-eaten hot dog, one coated in dust and hair and fur from the floor
>He looked up at her with a non-zero amount of fear in his eyes
>Twilight rolled hers and scooched him away
>As she bent down under the table, she heard hoofsteps as they pitter-pattered away
>"School is for fags!"
>Green hooves, by the doorframe
>Her magic shot out at the speed of light
>Anonfilly yelped
>Twilight grinned
>Anon looked back with pure horror on her face as she was dragged back to certain doom

>"There, that wasn't so bad, was it Anon?"
>Anon stared forward, eyes unreadable
>"...Anon?"
>Twilight waved a hoof in front of Anon's eyes
>Blank
>Twilight's eyes darted back and forth
>What in Equestria was going on with her?
>She circled in front of him and placed a hoof on Anon's chest
>Anon's heart was beating fiercly
>Twilight put an ear up to her chest
>Anon's heart sounded like it was about to explode!
>Magical energy surged through her core
>Twilight's horn lit up as a magical wave pulsed out
>Anon's small filly body glowed with energy, but she could at least see where it was being directed
>It flowed in from her leg where she gave her the vaccine, circled around her core, and then flowed out three directions
>The first was her back
>The second was the crown of her head
>and the third...
>Anon's stomach clenched
>Her throat tightened
>and magical rainbow vomit gushed out onto Twilight's head
>Twilight dry-heaved as she scrabbled backwards
>She slapped at the vomit with her hooves
>She only partially succeeded in getting the vomit out, but she definitely succeeded in getting the vomit all over the kitchen

>Twilight snapped out of her disgust-panic when she noticed Anon glowing brighter then before
>She was even floating now
>Wings sprouted
>A horn formed
>Anonfilly had ascended
>Magical energy pulsed out, sending books flying from the Treebrary's walls in the other room
>Anon fell to the ground unconscious
>Twilight sat on the ground in stunned silence
>She wasn't sure what in Tartarus just happened, but she was certain of one thing
>Anon had gotten her wish of getting out of school for today


>"Purple I swear to Allah I will learn how to use my newfound powers for the sole purpose of smiting you if you stick more needles in me."
>Anonfilly stood up and shook herself like a wet dog
>Her wings flapped uselessly around before she had the presence of mind to fold them into her side
>Well... try to at least
>The nerve connections weren't exactly the strongest quite yet
>It took some trial and error, and some help with her forehooves to slid them into position
>"You've still never explained who exactly this 'Allah' of yours is, Anon. But despite that-"
>"Blasphemy! Speak his name in vain once more and I shall give you a taste of my hoof!"
>"Please, you'd be the one licking my hooves!"
>"Like an immortal alicorn princess would lick the hooves of a simple-minded unicorn!"
>Twilight's face twitched
>Her horn flared up as telekinetic aura encased Anonfilly
>"T- Twi?" Anon stammered
>Her wings flapped uselessly
"I didn't mean it, I'm sorry!"
>"Oh really? What are you sorry for then?"
>Anonfilly's eyes darted around as her mind raced
>"Uh, I'm sorry for insulting your intelligence?"
>Anonfilly's face stretched into a cheshire grin
>It faded quickly when she heard the sound of a window open
>"Alicorn Anonymous Experiment Log Number Oh Oh Oh One. Flight responsiveness slash durability test."
>Anonfilly kicked and struggled as she was floated out the window
>"Waitwaitwait, flight SLASH durability? You're not gonna-"
>"The second is dependent on the first, Anon." Twilight said as she sipped from her coffee mug
>The sound of quill on paper was barely audible over the whipping wind
>"Where did you even get those from?!"
>"Learn how to use telekinesis and I'll tell you. For now though, good luck!"
>With that, she heaved the newly-winged Anonfilly into the air
>Anonfilly screamed as she first went up, then down
>Her wings clawed at the air
>Her hooves scrabbled for something, anything to hold on to
>The ground approached
>This was it
>This was how she went out
>She never did get her dick back
>Nor get the chance to bury her face in Lyra's chest fluff
>She tried so hard
>And she got so far
>But in the end
>It didn't even matter
>Something surged inside of her
>Magic flashed
>and she vanished


>"Twiliiiiiight! I'm Sorryyyyyyy!"
>Another flash of light
>"I won't do it again!"
>Another flash of light
>Twilight sipped from her coffee mug
>"I'll even give school a chance! Just plea-"
>Another flash of light
>"-se get me out of here!"
>Twilight set her quill down
>Freshly scrawled on the page lay a few notes regarding the impromptu 'experiment'
>'Anon appears to have a stronger connection to her horn then to her wings. In an emergency situation, instinct reached out and activated the former rather then the later. Could be evidence of stronger mental attributes then physical attributes.'
>Another flash of light
>"Oh goddd I'm going to get sick!"
>Twilight looked up from her notes to see yet another flash of light followed by Anonfilly plummeting from the air
>She spun out-of-control, wings and legs whipping uncontrollably in the wind
>Right as she neared the ground, her horn sparked and flashed
>Then she reappeared up at the top again

>"Helpppppppp meeeeeeeeeeee-"
>Another flash of light
>-eeeeeeeee! I wanna get ou-"
>Another flash of light
>"-t of here!"
>Another flash of light
>Twilight sighed as she shuffled her notes around
>"I can't. We gotta see how fast your magical aptitude advances with as little outside interference as possible."
>Another flash of light
>"THROWING ME OUT OF A-"
>Another flash of light
>"WINDOW SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF-
>Another flash of light
>"OUTSIDE INTERFERE-"
>Another flash of light
>"-NCE TO ME!"
>Another flash of light
>"Ok maybe a little bit, but I doubt you would've really pushed yourself like you are right now."
>Another flash of light
>Anonfilly let out a screech
>It was a pure, primal screech of pure anguish and injustice
>With that, Anonfilly disappeared mid-fall
>Twilight's brow shot up as she scanned for where the filly went
>No sign of her
>No matter, she'd just have to trace the mana trail left behind by the teleport spell
>Her horn lit up, and in one smooth motion tore open a hole in reality to fling herself through


>"You'll never catch me alive coppas!"
>Anonfilly shouted, somewhat muffled, as she sprinted to the other side of Rarity's boutique
>Rarity screeched as the green demon blasted right underneath her dress
>"Anon get back here! We don't know what-"
>Neither she nor Twilight caught what Anonfilly had in her mouth before her horn dramatically ripped yet another hole in reality
>She was already gone
>Anonfilly appeared in Pinkie's room
>She looked around
>Pinkie wasn't there
>Twilight had yet to follow
>She wouldn't have much time
>Anonfilly dove towards Pinkie's laundry basket and knocked it to the side
>Clothes spilled out all over the floor
>Since ponies rarely wore clothes, Anonfilly always imagined that they rarely every did laundry
>They clothes would probably get pretty rank buried in there for so long
>But that did nothing to prepare her for the assault on her nostrils when all the clothes spilled out
>Fucking hell ponko
>Anonfilly hunched over as she gagged
>As she brought her head back up, she found her prize
>A pair of white and pink striped panties
>Smelled faintly of honey
>Lewd
>Anonfilly grinned and rubbed her hooves together
>Right as she bent down to pick it up, she heard a magical tear behind her
>"Wait, Pinkie's room? What are you do-"
>Anon turned around like a deer in the headlights, except with panties dangling out of her mouth
>"..."
>"..."
>"ANON WE NEED TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISC-"
>She was already gone

>The easy and obvious targets were out of the way, but her cover was blown
>Purple knew her targets, but there were still three other locations she could go to
>She could set traps, but she could only be physically present at one
>Although her neurotiscism would never let her just sit and wait
>She'd get antsy
>Her hooves hit the bottom of the drawer, and still no sign of her panties
>Anonfilly grimaced
>There was no way in hell that this mare wouldn't have at least one pair
>She looked over at Fluttershy curled up on her bed
>The mare sure was a heavy sleeper
>Although she looked exhausted today
>Needed a shower too, more then usual
>...
>Anonfilly quietly trotted over and lifted up Fluttershy's sheet
>The first thing she noticed was the stench
>If Prekno Puff's hit like a truck, Fluttershy's hit like a cruise ship
>The second thing she noticed was the puddle
>The third were the panties
>Freshly used, still worn
>The golden apple
>If she could pull it off
>Calculations ran through her head
>Various factors all came in to play:
>Purple's likelihood to set traps instead of just chasing directly after her
>Her speed at setting said traps
>The order in which she'd set traps
>Too many things at play to know for certain
>But Anonfilly knew one thing
>You miss every trickshot you don't take


>Anonfilly's horn lit up
>She'd seen how Purple's horn magic danced and twirled
>And while it may have been the onyl thing for her to go off of,
>She felt like jt was a good baseline
>Pretty soon she could wrap things in her magical aura
>Soon after she figured out how to apply force to it
>She surprised herself with how quickly she learned
>Alicorn augmentation crossed her mind, but she discarded that in favor of her natural intellect
>She was ready
>With her hooves she lifted Fluttershy's legs off the bed
>Her telekinetic aura wrapped around her panties
>Anonfilly's eyes darted up to Fluttershy's face
>A small blush, but no movement
>Good enough
>Her horn sparked as she applied a force to the panties, which pushed them outwards
>Slowly they slipped off of Fluttershy's legs
>Anonfilly was in a perfect flow state
>The utmost concentration, nothing else mattered
>Her entire focus was focused on these panties
>Until she heard a flash of magic behind her
>Anonfilly jerked around
>Twilight stood there
>There was a crazed look in her eye
>Unpredictable
>Erratic
>Lesson Zero nigga
>Anonfilly didn't like that
>Twilight's mouth opened
>Anonfilly's hoof shot up to her mouth
>Twilight's head cocked sideways
>Anonfilly tilted her head towards the sleeping Fluttershy
>Her blush had grown larger since shexd last checked
>Understanding crossed Twilight's face
>No need to wake her, this could be dealt with quietly
>Unfortnately for her, this was exactly what Anonfilly was counting on
>In one smooth motion she ripped a tear in reality, swiped the panties off, and then leapt through
>Fluttershy woke with a start 
>Her eyes immediately landed on Twilight, unexpectedly in her room
>The next thing she noticed was the lack of panties around her thighs
>Internally, Twilight facehoofed
>She got outplayed to Tartarus and back
>But this wasn't over
>Not by a long shot


>Waking Fluttershy up had bought some time
>Anonfilly popped into existence in the center of Rainbow Dash's cloud bedroom
>and immediately plummeted through the floor
>Fucking bird horses with their obscure bird magic
>Anonfilly teleported back up
>She redirected energy from her horn into her wings
>and immediately fell through the floor again
>After a few seconds of panicked flapping, Anonfilly teleported back up
>This time she redirected her energy into her hooves
>Her frogs tingled with the faintest touch
>Which was a good thing, since it meant that she could actually touch the clouds now instead of just falling through
>She looked back at the three holes in the floor she'd left
>Wait, three
>She'd only left two
>She snickered
>Looks like Purple forgot how to use her cloudwalking spell the first time
>Sucks to suck
>Anonfilly pulled the cover off from the bed and covered the holes
>There, no one would be the wiser

>Now time for the loot
>Anonfilly dove into Rainbow's laundry basket
>The stench of sweat was overwhelming
>Rank ass mare
>Next time she saw her, she was gonna spray her with a garden hose
>For now though stealing some apparel would have to suffice
>Buried underneath her heavy weather gear she found the treasure trove
>Four black socks and one pair of black panties
>Jackpot
>Anonfilly slipped the panties on over her legs
>They fit fairly snugly, which was surprising since they were over the top of three other pairs
>In order: Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, then Rainbow
>Two more to go
>For now though, the socks
>They were surprisingly soft
>She couldn't quite make out what the material was, but it felt heavenly on her fur
>She'd let RD step on her if she wore these in a heartbeat
>Fortuntately, Anonfilly was the one who'd have to do the stepping for now
>She pulled the socks up around her hooves
>They were baggy, but held in place
>Perfect

>Magic flashed behind her
>If before Purple looked like lesson zero, then now she looked like lesson negative ten. Her eyelid twitched, and her face was locked intk a sadistic grin.
>She took a step forwards
>She opened her mouth
>and promptly fell through the hole in the floor
>Lmao get fucked
>Anonfilly struck a wingdab as she teleported away


>Two more to go
>Anonfilly appeared in a flash in Applejack's room
>Purple was hot on her tail, so she didn't have much time
>Her eyes scanned the room
>Laundry basket: empty
>Dresser: non-existent
>Closet: occupied by Applejack
>So then where were they!
>Wait, what was that last one?
>"Oh no ya don't!
>Anonfilly leapt to the side, narrowly avoiding Applejack's lasso
>She stepped out of the closet, panties hugging her rear
>Wew
>They really framed her flank perfectly
>She'd let her sit in her with those panties on
>"Yer gon have ta priy them from my cold dead keister, ya lil green varmint!"
>Oh right, she'd probably got warned
>This was Purple's trap
>May Allah curse you and your sons!
>"Applejack please, we can hear the extra chromosomes dripping through your accent."
>Her eyes narrowed, and she spit the rope to the side
>"I don' know what tha means, but I shure as heck don' like yer tone!"
>Applejack said, marching over
>Anonfilly's horn lit up
>Time to test something
>The process of teleporting was pretty familiar to her now
>So easy that she could probably reverse portions of it
>Which means...
>Light flashed behind Applejack
>Her flanks twitched at the sudden blast of cool air
>Her eyes widened
>She turned around only to see her cheeks bare and exposed
>She turned back around
>Her plain white panties were on the green little shit's face
>Alongside a shit-eating grin
>"Consarnit!"
>With another flash of magic, she was gone

>One more to go
>Unfortunately, this would be the most difficult
>Anonfilly teleported back to the treebrary
>Or at least where she thought the treebrary was
>The interior was pitch black
>The only light was a small purple sizzle
>Beneath it, two orbs of madness
>The light flashed outwards in a wave
>Purple torches lit up along the stone walls as it passed
>This was no treebrary
>This was the castle of the two sisters
>and on the pedestel where the elements once sat lay Twilight's panties
>"I know why you're here, Anon. But you won't get them. In fact, you're going to return all the others that you stole from my friends, and we're going to have a nice long /talk/ back at the house."
>Judging by how she said 'talk', Anon was certain that there would be physical punishment, mindrape, or both
>She steeled her nerves
>As a great man once said: "We choose to go to the moon... not because it is easy, but because it is hard."
>Except in this case, we chose to steal some thin pieces of cloth attached to those moons
>Anonfilly snickered
>Oh god
>If she modified them before returning them, it'd be just like planting her flag on them!
>She steeled her nerves
>She had no clue what Purple would throw at her, but for that, she'd give it her all


>Tension sparked through the air between the two mares
>On one side, you had a psychotic purple unicorn pushed to her mental breaking point
>"I just wanted you to make some friends at school, Anon!" Twilight said
>She stomped at the ground, tears in her eyes
>"I never asked for any of this! I never wanted to spend my entire day chasing you around, reassuring my friends that it would never happen again! I just wanted to help you, is that so bad?!"
>On the other side, you had an autistic green alicorn riding high on adrenaline
>"I don't need coddling, Purple, I need freedom! I haven't even figured out how to fly yet, and I'm already free-er then I've ever been since I arrived!"
>"After being forced to play in your sandbox for so long, I can't wait to make the world into my own."
>Twilight sniffled
>"Ok ok, I might have kept you a bit too close. I- I can see that now"
>She obviously didn't, seeing as how she still wanted to stop Anonfilly
>"But why would you go around stealing my friends' panties like some kind of pervert? Don't you know kind of consequences there'll be?!"
>Anonfilly stood tall
>A subtle breeze blew through the castle, tossing her hair (and tuft of chest fluff) in the wind
>"You see Purple, that's the beauty of it. The panties themselves aren't even all that alluring, it's just the perfect symbol. It's something that anyone with a sound mind would never do. The social consequences alone are disastrous for getting caught, let alone any legal ones. It's obviously a mistake. Everyone can tell."
>"Then why would you go around intentionally making bad choices?! Are you thinking straight?! Do you know how much work I'll have to do to clean up this mess and get you back to neutral?!"
>Anonfilly dramatically turned her head as she looked off to an imaginary horizon
>"Exactly because of that, Purple. I can make as many mistakes as I want, and you'll always be there to clean up the mess. If I never suffer for my actions, then how will I learn? How will I grow?"
>Twilight's mind raced
>"But- but what about..."
>Anonfilly put a hoof up to her chest
>"Twilight, you have to let me grow up sometime"
>She gave her the brightest, most genuine smile she could muster
>"Now please, drop the tracking spell. Let me be free."
>Tears welled up in Twilight's eyes
>With a sigh, her horn flashed briefly
>"There, it's done"
>"LMAO I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY BOUGHT ALL THAT"
>Confusion
>Disbelief
>Anger
>Twilight's eyes darted up to Anonfilly
>She saw two things
>The first was her trademark shit-eating grin
>The second was Twilight's own personal pair of panties
>There was a flash of green magic
>and she was gone
>"ANOOOOONNN!!!"

>Anonfilly popped into existence in the CMC's treehouse
>Coast was clear for now
>6 pairs of panties and 4 socks were strewn across her
>She sat down in a corner
>She bundled up everything into one pile, pulled it up to her face, and took a massive huff
>"Aww yeah..." she said, eyes fluttering, "that's that goooood shit."
>Her head spun from the fumes
>She swooned a bit before falling over face-first into the pile
>Anonfilly was in heaven
>She dangled Twilight's panties up in front of her face
>Now /this/ was what freedom was all about
>Off in the distance, a magical pillar of purple fire erupted into the sky
>The ground rumbled and groaned
>She may be in heaven now, but there'd be hell to pay later
>Anonfilly shrugged, slipping the socks back on and taking another huff from the panty pile
>Such was the price of freedom