>Four years.
>Four FUCKING years.
>You've kept Anonfilly Shitposting Inc. under purple's radar
>You founded a whole SECTOR for this company, make the best elusive tactics BOTH WORLDS have ever dreamed of seeing
>And what do you get for that?
>A pink slip
>Fired
>Gone
>All because little miss perfect unicorn founder FUCK decided to grow a pair of wings and declare the whole operation LEGAL
>And Twi didn't even argue, just said "if you say so"
>Princess of Shitposting, that's her fucking official title
>The new corprate building casts a shadow directly on Twiggle's crystal bullshit
>That was YOUR damn plan, YOUR damn revenge for her leaving you all out in the dust
>AND YOU DON'T EVEN GET TO EXPERENCE IT
>YOU WERE GONNA PISS OUT THE WINDOW ON THAT SPARKLY EYESORE
>But no, instead of a cozy promotion to keep things running, you get nothing
>You, and the fillies you recruited
>But that's not it, that's not gonna be the end of it
>Because who did they fire?
>It wasn't research and development, they're too important to fire
>It wasn't filly resources, they needed someone to laugh at for all reports
>It wasn't the earth corps, they're too good at fancy footwork
>It was the goddamn covert sector
>And what did the covert sector do?
>Dirty deeds, and for dirt cheap
>And you're gonna do the dirtiest deed of all
>You're bringing back Equestria's Most Wanted
>You could keep the fillies under the radar this long, it should be a cakewalk for just one mare
>You covered for fillies messier than her
>You hid disasters more overt than her
>You've smuggled illegal party supplies bigger than her
>And you've done it all just to see the look on horrified pony faces at the outcome
>So you're gonna grab what's left of your dissolved sector
>And you'll bring her back
>To serve fresh milk daily
>Because that's what you do
[spoiler]>Because that's the only thing you know how to do [/spoiler]