Based off of https://derpy.me/zUzwj

>schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp
>"Can you drink like a normal person, please?"
>Lyra's tongue freezes mid-air as she looks up to you
>"What do you mean?"
>"You keep making those... sounds. Every time you stick your tongue in the water."
>"What, like this?"
>schlorp
>"Yes, like that! And it's gross!"
>"How else am I supposed to drink it?"
>"Like a civilized person, not a dog!"
>Lyra scoffs and puts a hoof up to her chest in mock indignation
>"Oh the nerve! If only you knew what the mares around town were saying about you, you wouldn't be calling /me/ the dog!"
>"Hey, what's that supposed to mean!"
>Lyra snickers
>"Oh, nothing. Now come on, show me how I'm 'supposed' to drink."
>Your brow furrows
>"...fine, but you're gonna tell me later."

>You grab a moderately-sized glass from the cupboard and fill it with water
>"Now instead of slobbering everywhere like some kind of animal, you gently pour it in to your mouth. Like so."
>You raise the glass to your lips and drink a hefty gulp
>Lyra's face scrunches up in a mixture of concern and disgust
>"Your getting your gross monkey lips all over the glass drinking like that!"
>"Yeah, that's why we wash them. And hey, you're dipping your gross horsey tongue in that water! That's way grosser!"
>"Well duh, that's because I'm drinking it. If some other pony wants to drink out of my water, that's their problem!"
>Hm
>"Could you at least try doing it my way? Just once?"
>Lyra rolls her eyes
>"Fiiine, but you'll have to walk me through it, and you owe me some ear scritches afterwards."

>You top the water off in your glass
>Lyra sits down and raises her muzzle to you
>You lean down and gently move the glass to her lips
>Lyra's golden eyes are watching gour every move
>"Ready?"
>"Ready."
>You tip the glass forwards, trickling water into her mouth
>Lyra's eyes bulge out
>Her chest spasms
>And water sprays out of her mouth into your face
>You let out a (manly) yelp and scrabble backwards
>The glass clinks against the floor
>Water goes everywhere
>You look down at yourself
>Your face and shirt were absolutely soaked
>You look up at Lyra
>Her face and mane were also absolutely soaked
>You look down again
>So was the floor

>"What was that for?!"
>"I didn't think you'd try to drown me when you said you wanted me to try your way!"
>You let out an aggravated sigh
>"Whatever. Experiment failed. Let's clean this puddle up before the floor rots."
>You grab a nearby hand towel, get down on your hands and knees, and start wiping the water up
>schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp
>You wince and look to your side
>Lyra's using her weird horse tongue to drink the floor-water up
>You shake your head and sigh
>Fucking ponies man