###Ongoing Stories
| Title | Desu | Word Count | Plot Summary |
|-----------|-----------|-----------|-----------|
|[Scarred Hearts](https://ponepaste.org/10401)|[Archive](https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41501534/#q41529279)|15,003|Anon was brought to Equestria thirteen years ago as soul mate to a mare he never even knew existed. Unlike other men, however, he never accepted this fate. Having grown resentful of the ponies, he's spent his years in Klugetown plotting vengeance against those that forced him here in the first place. Anon now leads an empire threatening the very sovereignty of Equestria, and the only one capable of stopping him is the very mare he was brought here to be with: Tempest Shadow.|

###Finished Stories
| Title | Desu | Word Count | Plot Summary |
|-----------|-----------|-----------|-----------|
|[Love and War](https://ponepaste.org/4136)|[Archive](https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36591999/#36600954)|23,687|A rebellious teenage Flurry Heart returns to Canterlot for the first time since her childhood. A charming stranger from another world provides her the perfect escape from the life she loathes, but she quickly finds herself caught up in an intricate conflict she wants no part of.|
|[The Recruiter](https://ponepaste.org/123)|[Archive](https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35285058/#35285255)|80,205|As the first man to arrive in Equestria, Anon has become its recruiter, equipped with the skills to track down the perfect man for any mare and bring them back from Earth. However, he remains haunted by his previous life, and perpetually chases salvation in the form of the one running the matchmaker initiative, Princess Celestia. With every mare, he comes to discover a little more about who he is and who he really wants to be.|
|[Tea For Two](https://ponepaste.org/1238)|[Archive](https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35995060/#36047495)|9,389|It's a lonely job working for the Trans-Equestrian Railroad. You don't get to put down roots anywhere in particular. Maybe that's why you never settled down. This trip to Ponyville is an ordinary one, like any other. That is, until you meet the owner of a quaint little tea shop on the edge of town.|
|[My Twaifu](https://ponepaste.org/122)|[Archive](https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35051120/#35103471)|3,560|Those waifu fantasies you keep playing out in your head? Yeah, turns out they're real.|
|[Cozy Apple Wife Green](https://ponepaste.org/1231)|[Archive](https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35143485/#35220306)|8,682|You are Anon. You have Apple Wife. She is pregnant with foals. Life is cozy. You are happy.|
|[Music Therapy](https://ponepaste.org/1226)|[Archive](https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35204255/#35208604)|22,953|Miss Eri has made Equestrian history, in perhaps the worst possible way. A couple nights ago, she became the first pony to attempt suicide. Now you're the only one who knows how to help her.|
|[The Girl Next Door](https://ponepaste.org/1222)|[Archive](https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35028795/#35055113)|4,447|**[EqG]** Canterlot High sucks. You don't have any friends, save for the six girls who somehow pulled you into their group. You have mixed feelings about them. Except for Fluttershy, your literal Girl Next Door, but you've always been too coward to make your move. Then comes your golden ticket: a party being hosted at her house.|

###Unfinished Stories
| Title | Desu | Word Count | Plot Summary |
|-----------|-----------|-----------|-----------|
| [All My Scars](https://ponepaste.org/7615) | [Archive](https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/38774788/#q38828893) | 7,484 | Abducted from his bed, Anon gets isekai'd as the soul mate of a certain broken-horned reformed villain. The only people opposed to this fairytale romance are the ones actually in it. |
| [Megalomania](https://ponepaste.org/4098) | [Archive](https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36395396/#36428883) | 42,280 | In the distant future, mankind lives in a utopian society on another world, in total isolation from one another. Robots provide for man's every need — except one. When ponies arrive on the scene, Anon is convinced they can serve man better than robots ever could, and all he needs is twelve ponies to prove it. As his obsession with dominance begins to jeopardize the whole experiment, he goes to greater and greater lengths to keep a handle on it. **Features acts of abuse and non-consensual sex.**|
| [Bury Me in White](https://ponepaste.org/5648) | [Archive](https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37471448/#q37471538) | 8,264 | Anon doesn't want to be in Equestria. When all else has failed, a bridge at the edge of the world may be his only hope. But in making the perilous journey north, he meets a snowpony with a mission of her own. |
| [Sylvie the Bat](https://ponepaste.org/4410) | [Archive](https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36736883/#36750869) | 9,217 | Survivalist Anon is just trying to get by living in the Everfree. He thinks he's seen everything the forest has to throw at him, until one day, he comes across a creature just as intelligent as him. Now he's left with a difficult decision: does he go out of his way to help her, or leave her to the timberwolves? |
|[Mare-Order Bride](https://ponepaste.org/1229)|[Archive](https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35248450/#35259244)|13,841|When Floor Bored signed up to be part of a bridal service, she skipped over the clause that said the rejects had to go to humans. Now that's come back to bite her in the ass, because she's contractually obligated to go to Earth. To her, Earth is a crazy world full of big evil monsters, and nothing could be scarier to an agoraphobic NEETpone. But then she meets her match, Anon, and he's nothing close to the beast she was expecting.|
|[But I Still Can't Fall Asleep](https://ponepaste.org/1236)|[Archive](https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35636923/#35648026)|3,031|Luna exists only in your dreams. Why would you ever choose to be awake?|
|[500 Days of Flutter](https://ponepaste.org/1233)|[Archive](https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/35196409/#35196479)|2,388|Fluttershy is just about the sweetest, kindest, gentlest pony there is. Of course you fell in love with her. It was paradise... in the beginning, at least. It's hard to say exactly when that changed. **Features acts of abuse.**|

###Shorts

| Title | Word Count | Description |
|-----------|-----------|-----------|
|[One Last Job](https://ponepaste.org/4316)|4,661|Follow-up to The Recruiter and PasteJam250 entry|
|[Summer Friends](https://ponepaste.org/5612)|2,388|Anon and his misfit friends have just graduated, and it's their last summer together|
|[Her Cyber Side](https://ponepaste.org/3013)|1,901|Robot ponies are real, and it only took the bastards 40 years to do it|
|[Depressed Redheart](https://ponepaste.org/4363)|709|Redheart seeks comfort in the arms of another|
|[Maleah](https://ponepaste.org/4364)|901|RIP Maleah Davis, Dash was her favorite pony|
|[Gamer Floor Bored](https://ponepaste.org/4362)|586|Floor Bored meets MOBAnon|
|[Down-on-her-luck Trixie](https://ponepaste.org/4360)|780|You have to eat all the soup|
|[Fatherhood](https://ponepaste.org/4361)|556|Dash reassures you that you'll be a good dad|
|[Sleepover](https://ponepaste.org/4359)|526|SciTwi invites you to a sleepover|

###Fimfiction
| Title | Word Count | Description |
|-----------|-----------|-----------|
|[Cyberponk](https://www.fimfiction.net/story/461616/)|50,963|Android Pinkie goes on an interplanetary adventure|
|[Music Therapy](https://www.fimfiction.net/story/465980/)|24,180|Prose adaptation of the green for improved readability|
|[1200 Bits](https://www.fimfiction.net/story/467001/)|2,756|The riveting story of Equestria's stimulus check|
|[She Doesn't Love You](https://www.fimfiction.net/story/462936/)|1,415|Your waifu would never fall in love with you. get your head out of your ass|