"Um, no."
>"Anon! You have too!"
"The fuck I do!"
>"But I'm awesome!!"
>Be Anon.
>Currently breaking this little mare's heart by refusing her order of kissing her on the cheek.
>Why? 
>Who knows.
>What YOU know is that you're not gonna do it.
>In fact, fuck this noise.
>Fuck it harder then a cum slut on prom night.
"Excuse me, officer!" You shout, getting the attention of a local ponice officer.
>You gain the attention of the officer, who sees you and Dash.
>Hearing your call, she walks over.
"Yeah! Over here, please." You wave her over.
>"What seems to be the problem, human?"
>Oh. Not, "what seems to be the problem, SIR.", got it.
>Horse world is racist.
>Still having trouble deciding whether they suck or are really based.
>Hm.
"Yeah this pony here keeps harassing me and trying to get me to kiss her."
>"Uhhh..." Dash shifts nervously.
>The ponice officer looks at you.
>Then at Dash.
>"So kiss her then."
"What?"
>"What?"
>You both say, in unison.
>"Human, Rainbow Dash is a national hero and an Element of Harmony. If she wants you to kiss her, you have to comply."
"WHAT??"
>"Yes!"
>"Since you're obviously foreign,"
"I'm not foreign, I'm an alie-"
>"Let me explain the law to you;" The adorable little cunty officer clears her throat, "by royal equine decree under her majesty, the embodiments of the Elements of Harmony, for their heroic services to their fellow Equestrian citizens, are to receive special treatment accordingly to ensure their continued health and well being. Physically, and mentally. So long as the treatment in question is NOT demeaning in any way to their fellow pony."
"Okay, so me not kissing her isn't against the law-"
>The ponice officer put her hoof up to stop you.
>"To. Their. Fellow. PONY."
"..."
>Dash's face lights up.
"No!"
>"Human," The ponice officer put her hoof on her pepper spray, "I suggest you kiss the pony..."
>Dash holds her chin up and smirks, fluttering her eyes at you.
>This is bullshit.
>With great reluctance, you agree.
>May as well go through with this and not have to pay a fine.
"Fine. I'll do it, but I won't like it."
>"Just get it done, human!" The ponice mare demands.
>"Well, Anon?"
>Dash turns, tapping her cheek on the spot she wants the kiss.
"Mughh..."
>With the enthusiasm of an obese man going for a run, you lean down and in to give Rainbow a peck.
>Now at her level, you pause inches from her fuzzy face.
>You catch a whiff of her scent.
>Smells like skittles and rain.
>"Human..." The ponice officer narrows her eyes.
"I'm gonna!"
>You grimace. 
>Ponies are not your bag, baby.
>You let out a sigh and give a quick kiss.
>"See, Anon? Was that so hard?" Dash says, patting your head triumphantly.
"Yes."
>"I suggest you have more enthusiasm next time, human."
"Next time!?" You say standing up.
>The ponice officer tips her hat and walks away.
"God damnit."
>"What?"
>God only knows how much this little blue mare will abuse this newfound knowledge...
"N-nothing, nothing."
>Just walk away before she gets anymore ideas!
"Later." You say, taking your leave and rolling your eyes.
>"Anon, wait!"
>Fuck.
>You sigh.
"Whaaat?"
>Dash zips over and blocks your path, hovering at eye level.
>"You gotta do what I say, huh?"
"Nope."
>"You sooo doo~." She says, with a devious smile.
"Shutup."
>"Yup!" She crosses her forelegs and eyes you up and down, "Come over later tonight."
"Can't," Your eyes dart, looking for an excuse, "I'm busy. I gotta uhh..."
>Think, you dumbass!
"I uhhh, gotta play World of Warcraft."
>Bruh.
>Her head tilts.
>"Whatever that is, it can wait. Come over later tonight," She lands and stretches her legs, "I'm gonna need a massage after practice this afternoon."
>This bitch...
>"Also, I kinda don't feel like cooking. You can make me dinner after you're done."
"What the fuck?? No way! I'm not your slave!"
>"Oh yeah!?" She gets in your face, "Maybe you'd rather go to pony jail, huh??"
"Okay, first of all," you count on your fingers, "wouldn't it just be 'jail'? Because we're in pony world? Second, I KNOW the wonderbolts already have their own massage ponies, and third, shut your blue face up! I ain't doing any of that shit!" You make for the castle, "I'm gonna talk to Twilight and get this shit sorted out!"
>"Fine!" She presses her muzzle against your nose, being pushed back as you walk, "I'll go too! Just so I can say 'I told you so!'".
"Fine!"
>"FINE!"
>You shrug.
"Fine."
 
>>
>Be Anon again. 
>Your request for confirmation on this bullshit brought you to Twilight's library.
>Wherein she had several books that cover equine law and order.
>There you sat at the library table, with Dash next to you.
>Anxiously you await for Twilight to come up with something that will liberate you from this plight.
>Twilight flips through a few more pages of her "Big Book on Equine Laws."
"C'mon, c'mon!"
>Rainbow, growing bored, takes a pencil Twiggy was using to take notes and balances it upright on her nose. Shifting slightly side to side, trying to keep it on it's eraser.
>"Anon! Check it out!" She says, tilting her chair to sit on one leg.
>You look over.
>Shaking your head, you grab the pencil and place back on the table.
>"Aw... that could've been a record!"
"Dash, chill! Twilight needs to concentrate on making me NOT your slave."
>She gives you the look a three year old gives when you tell them they can't have any ice cream.
>"I found it!!" Twilight proclaims.
"Yes! Finally! Oh what a relief!"
>"I'm sorry, Anon." she says, "I can't sort this out."
"WHY??"
>"See!" Dash says, as a matter of factly, "I told you s-"
"Stop it!"
>Getting the sad terrible news from Twiggy, you make the realization about how you're apparently fucked six ways from Sunday.
>"Yeah, see? Right here." Twilight places the book down and points out the exact page of the law.
>And there it is. In writing.
"Well fuck!"
>"Rainbow rests her head on her hoof, and with the other makes little circles on the table.
>"Guess you're my new servant, Anon."
"I hate you."
>"Hold on," Twilight interjects, "Rainbow, you can't just have Anon being your slave."
"Thank you! Yes!"
>"He won't be!" Dash pleads, standing up in her chair, "He uhh... Hes just uhh..."
>Dash frantically searches around, as if the answer shes looking for will just walk right in.
>"Hi everypony!"  Spike says, walking right in, "I brought you all some apple juice."
>"Hes just my helper! Like Spike is for you!"
>"Oh. Well I guess thats okay." Twilight taps her chin.
"Wait."
>"Its settled!" Twilight says, closing the book, "Anon will hereby be Rainbow's personal assistant!"
"WAIT!"
>"Thanks Twilight! C'mon, Anon!" Dash chirps, leaping from her chair, "I got LOTS of stuff for you to do."
>Dash playfully pats her cheek.
>You stare at the crystalline table, dumbfounded. 
>The eyes of your reflection stare back at you, as if another you in a different dimension just watched what happened and is saying "what the fuck?".
>You give Twilight a desperate look.
>"I'm sorry, Anon." She says, sipping from her juice, "But you may really like being Dash's helper! Shes actually really nice once you get to know her!"
>"Oh Twilight," Dash says, placing her foreleg around your neck and pulling you in like a bro, "we're SO going to get to know each other." 
"Muh..."
>"We'll be BEST friends."
"Th-this is bullshit!!"
>You push Dash away, and point your finger harder then you've ever pointed before, directly at purple smart.
"This is fucking dumb! Your laws are stupid!"
>Twilight gives a bored expression.
>This wasn't the first time you had shouted curse words at her for being stupid.
>"Anon, acting like a zebra- uh, cave pony..." She clears her throat, "won't help anything! The law is the law."
"YEAH WELL YOU'RE PURPLE!!"
>You storm out of the library.
>"Don't worry, Twi." Dash says, reassuringly, "I'll have him in the frog of my hoof in no time."
>Rainbow bites her lip.
>"Yeah..."
>"What do you mean by that?" Twilight asks.
>"Uh-! Gotta go! Anon might make a scene out in town, later!"
>Dash zips out of library, giving chase as you make for the castle doors.
 
>>
>Be green and human.
>Also, be livid.
>Romp, stomp, stamping your way down the road.
>This... this is BULLSHIT!
>These little pastel bitches are high as kites if they think you're going to follow orders like a slave!
>You make your way to the market.
"Okay, okay. Just chill." You say, rubbing your head and taking a deep breath, "Let it go, Anon. Just lose that crazy horse and hopefully she'll let it go as well."
>In the mean time, maybe you can make like Carmen San Diego and diss the fuck appear in the market crowd.
>"Anon, wait up!" Dash's voice calls from behind you.
>Fucking fuck!
>Run.
>Taking off like a black dude running from employment, you head straight for the market.
>"Aw yeah! A race!!" Dash says, now cruising right next to you.
>Forgot how fast bluefast was...
"Why can't you just leave me alone!!" You say, running out of breath, "I... already... kissed you!"
>"Oh C'mon! Being my helper will be so AWESOME!" Dash says, still at your side, "You can help me feed tank, massage my legs,-"
"Oh hey! Spitfire!" You point off to the side.
>"Where??"
>Dash stops dead mid flight.
>"Where? I don't see her. We don't have practice until later-"
>You were gone before she could even finish.
>At long, long, so fucking long because cardio is for women last, you make it to the market.
>You take a moment, regaining your breath.
"Time to get gone..."
 
>>
>Be Rainbow Dash.
>Be athletic, blue, and sexy as fuck.
>Well, you think so.
>And so does everypony else!
>Because why would anypony think otherwise?
"Where did he go?"
>You soar over the town. Looking down to spot your soon to be number one fan...
>Ohhh yes...
>Hes going to give you SO much more then a cheek kiss when you make him realize just how awesome you are.
>Your search brings you to the market area.
>Where your ears are filled with the sound of various ponies from all over town making their purchases, small talk, or arguing over how griffons are responsible for all the wars in the world.
>Still not sure on that one...
>Well, actually. Maybe?
>But Gilda seems cool though.
>At least AFTER you and Pinkie educated her on friendship. 
"Focus Dash!!" You shake your head, "I know hes around here somewhere."
>You land on a perch overlooking the market square, scanning the roads for a tall, handsome, sooo hot human...
"Okay. If I were a human man alien, where would I be?" You tap your chin. "Although I guess it wouldn't change WHERE I am, just WHAT I am. And if you think about it..."
 
>>
>Be Anon again.
>Wearing a masterful disguise consisting of a top hat, sunglasses, and a mustache.
>Leatherface himself would be proud.
"Alright, looks like I'm in the clear." You tip your sunglasses and scan the area, "No sign of that blue- fuck!"
>You duck immediately around a cart of watermelons.
"Shit! Shes right there!"
>There Rainbow Dash sat on the roof of a building not more then thirty feet away.
>The fact that she can fly, and faster then sound, really makes this running and hiding business a pain in the ass.
>Its okay...
>Just gotta get home and lay low.
>Close the curtains and don't answer the door for ANYONE.
>...
>So like any other day.
>Except in this case you have a girl chasing you.
>Thats... kinda cool.
>As disgusted as the thought of being a personal servant was to you, getting all this attention from a member of the opposite sex, even if it is a horse, is pretty flattering.
>Still, your great task yet remains.
>Get the fuck home-
>"Hey! Get away from my cart, monkey!" The overweight cart owner pony howls in a greasy rage.
>Now Anon, best to handle this with subtlety so as not to give away-
"Shut your fat ass up! I sure as shit know your dimply ass isn't selling any of these anyway!"
>Fuck.
>"How dare you!" The jalapenos pony gurgles through his jowls, "I'm going to get the ponice over here!"
"Not if you eat them first, asshole!"
 
>>
"I mean really, a human is just a pony without hooves. Or magic. I wonder if they dream of apes..."
>Be Dash again.
>Still searching for your soon-to-be human servant/lover.
>"Princess Celestia should have never let an alien like you live with us ponies!!"
"Huh?"
>"Yeah well your so fat that Celestia doesn't know whether to raise you or the sun every morning!"
>Your attention is brought to the sound of an intense argument below.
"I recognize that voice!" You say, lighting up, "Anon!"
>He turns. Or at least you THINK thats him.
>Either thats just another human, or his disguise is on point.
>Regardless, best to go down and make sure.
>You zoom down.
"Anon!"
>"Uhh..."
"That is you, isn't it?"
>You crane your neck, inspecting his face.
>"I-I'm sorry, miss." He says, pushing up his sunglasses to avoid eye contact and walking away, "Never heard of him."
>You narrow your eyes.
"Hmmm..."
>The bipedal creature turns the first corner he comes to and takes off.
"Hey! Get back here! I'm not through with you!"
>You give chase.
>"I don't know what you want from me!"
>He disappears into a crowd of ponies, diving into the ground to hide behind all the hooves and legs.
"I know thats you, Anon!" you fly up to get a better view, "If you think I'm just gonna give up, think again!"
>Your eye is caught by a particular human figure walking along, making his way through the crowd.
>It has to be him.
>Although, he changed his disguise.
>That won't work on you! Not a second time!
"Hm!" You smirk and fly down to him, "Stop right there, Anon! That disguise won't fool me!!"
>You grab his afro and begin pulling.
>"H-hey! whats the deal!" The human grabs your hooves and pushes them away, "Whats the big idea, little pony?"
"Oh!"
>Thats not Anon...
"I uhhh... thought you were somepony else." You rub the back of your head, "I'm really sorry... it was a mistake."
>"Aw, there there." The nice human pats your head, "There are no mistakes. Only [spoiler]happy little accidents."[/spoiler]
>What a soothing voice...
"Thanks. Um, have you seen any other humans around here?"
>"Well sure, Anonymous is right over there." 
>He points to Anon, who is inching his way down the road leading away from the market in a cardboard box.
"Awesome! Thanks!"
>"Damn you, Bob Ross!!"
 
>>
>Be Anon once more.
>Fucking got sold out by one of your own kind. 
>WHY IS HE EVEN HERE??
>Your eyes are met with blinding sunlight as your cardboard haven is lifted away from you.
"Uhhh..."
>"Sup, Anon." Dash say, casually.
"S-sup."
>"You done running?"
>You sigh heavily.
>Fuck it all.
>No sense in keeping this cat and mouse bullshit up.
>Afterall, how bad could it possibly be?
>I mean, what can she possibly have you do?
"Yeah..." you sigh again, defeatedly, "I'm done."
>"Great!"
>Dash tosses the box away and lands next to you.
>"C'mon big guy! We need to get home so I can show you where you'll be staying."
"I have a home..."
>"Yeah but its gonna be really hard to be ready to give me a message right when I get back from practice when you're wayyy at home."
"Ugh..." You get to your feet.
>Looking down, you're met with Rainbow looking up at you with those big pony eyes of hers.
>Damn adorable little monsters...
>You take the hat off your head and toss it away, along with the mustache.
>Keep the sunglasses. Been needing a pair.
>"Theres my human~."
"Shutup and lets just go."
>In the very least, maybe you can eat her food and get free dinner.
 
 
>>
>"Just wait! We're gonna get to my house, I'm going to show you your room, your gonna live with me!!"
"Ugh..."
>You could hardly match Dash's enthusiasm.
>The only thing you were feeling that possibly could would be apathy.
>She was beaming while saying these things.
>Fluttering around and being very flamboyant while going over everything she wants to do with you while you walk to her house.
>"OH! And get this!" She says, nudging your arm.
"I don't want it." You say staring at the ground.
>"Your room..." She flies in close, her muzzle mere inches from your ear, "will be right next to mine~."
>She bites her lip.
>You shake your head.
"Because you want me close by just to cater to you, right?"
>"Uh- yeah!" Her eyes dart side to side, "Thats all!"
>This crazy little pony is gonna sneak into your room and do things to you...
>Can already see it.
>Finally, you arrive.
>Rainbow's house stood- well, floated at the end of town.
>Also its hardly a house.
>More like a sky mansion.
>Would be lying if you said you weren't impressed.
>"What do you think?" Dash says with confidence, flicking her mane, "Really something isn't it?"
"I'm not impressed."
>Fortunately, you don't give a fuck about lying.
"In fact, I'd say it was small. Like, smallest I've seen."
>"Uhh?!"
>Dash's mouth hung open.
"Yeah. I mean, like, how many?" You count the rainbow waterfalls, "Two?"
>Dash crosses her forelegs. And adopts a more somber expression.
"Only two waterfalls? Hah! And look at this!" You point out the giant rainbow arching over the third floor roof, "I mean, look how small it is!"
>"So if my place is -that- bad," Her eyes narrow as she smirks, "what does that make your little shack, huh?"
>Fuck.
>Your house IS crappy.
"Bitch, I'm on welfare, shutup."
>"I thought so."
>Dash turn to continue forward, lightly whipping your face with her tale as she does so.
"Pfah! Hey! That is unwanted physical contact!"
>"Doesn't matter, you're my helper." She says smugly.
>And there it was.
>The reminder that you're actually gonna be living (at least according to her you will) here for the foreseeable future.
>You weigh your options as you slowly follow along.
>What are the odds you could live in the Everfree?
>Yeah...
>Become wild man Anon!
>Fucking max out those barbarian points you've been working on in the gym and eat fucking wild boar and other lesser creatures!
>Yes!
>No!
>There are dragons, bears, raccoons and all kinds of other shit out there!
>Okay, okay.
>How about taking this matter to a small claims court?
>Of course!
>The legal system will help!
>Although technically that cop from this morning is kinda PART of the legal system.
>And knowing mayor Mare she'd probably be all like, "oh, working directly under an element of harmony and a hero will be helpful to your conforming to life in Equestria!" or some shit.
>Yeah.
>You're fucked harder then a white girl walking down the streets of east LA.
>Guess the only -real- option is to make the best of this.
>"If you like the ground so much, then why don't you marry it!" Dash snickers.
>Guess you kinda have been looking at the dirt for awhile now.
"Fuck you."
>"C'mon, Anon! I promise living with me is gonna be awesome! Just try and make the best of it until you realize that, okay?"
>See, told you that was your only option.
>You sigh.
"Alright, alright. Fucken, I'll..." you shake your head, "Just show me my room so I can pass out."
>"Well first," Dash bites the collar of your shirt, "I haf to harry you up!"
"Hey, hey! Take me to dinner first, alright??"
>Rainbow's wings begin to rapidly flap.
>To your surprise, your feet begin leaving the ground.
"Oh fuck, OH FUCK!" You panic, like a bitch, "My shirt is gonna rip!"
>"Shtop homplain'n! We're almosht her!"
>The ground shrinks beneath you, as Rainbow's house grows above.
>Showing just how big it really is.
>Damn...
>Now at the door, Dash drops you from her jaws.
>"Pleh!"
"Whah!"
>You hit the cloud with an audible "pfoof".
>So soft...
"What the hell?!" You snap, "A little warning would be nice next time!"
>"Well how else was I gonna get you up here? I knew you'd say now to me carrying you so I just grabbed you."
"That was flight rape!"
>She rolls her eyes.
"Oh! And look at this!" You grab the back collar of your shirt, drenched in spit, "You got spit all over my shirt!"
>"Its not all over. Stop complaining!"
"NEVER!!"
>Dash scoffs and opens the door.
>She holds the door open, beckoning you in.
>You look at her. Then inside.
>"My house doesn't bite, y'know."
"Shutup."
>You walk in, with Rainbow right behind.
>You're immediately dumbstruck at just how fancy this place is.
>And big.
>How the hell does a single pony need so much living space??
>Looking around, you notice the familiar architecture resembling a Greek type of building style.
>The pillars, railing along the stairs, even the design in the walls kind of remind you of Greek architecture.
>Looks like these ponies went back in time, traveled to earth, and took snapshots of ancient Greece and said "fuck it, lets build out shit like theirs."
>"So," Dash says, flying in front of you and holding her forelegs out, "What do you think?"
"I think you have alot of money to be able to pay for this."
>"I do pretty good."
"Yeah..."
>You train of thought is interrupted by the whirring noise of propellers.
>Coming down from the second floor a tortoise came buzzing with something attached to his shell.
"The hell...?"
>"Tank!"
>Rainbow grabs the tortoise mid air and hugs it.
>"Tank, this is Anon. Anon, Tank."
"Yeah hi."
>Tank stares at you for a second.
>He blinks.
>Slow motherfucker.
>"You two will get to know each other plenty!" Dash lets go of tank and flies up to the second floor, "C'mon, Anon! I'll show you around."
"Yeah yeah hold up, I can't fly damnit!"
>You walk along behind your new landlord with Tank buzzing alongside you.
>As you're given the tour of Rainbow's place, you can't help but think of how alone its gotta feel here.
>Even with a pet.
>Wait, why are you feeling?
>Stop it.
>There were a total of three floors to this abode, only two of which Dash actually used.
>The one with her room, and the first floor obviously for the kitchen area.
>Most of the spare rooms were mostly empty, save for some furniture in them here and there.
>Spare beds, chairs, ect.
>Your tour brings you to the bathroom.
>"And here is the bathroom!" She rears up on her hind legs, resting her front two hooves on your waist, "The ONLY bathroom..."
>She flutters her eyes.
"Don't see why your saying it like that."
>"Oh y'know," She gets back on all fours, "when its a busy day, and we both need the shower at the same time." She winks.
"Nah I'm good with managing time. No need to worry."
>"You'll come around~." She says with the utmost confidence, "C'mon, I gotta show you your room now!"
>She leads you down the hall.
>At the end of the hallways was a door with a cloud and lightning bolt perfectly resembling Rainbow's cutie mark on it.
>"This," Dash says, opening the door, "Is my room."
>She enters, motioning you to follow.
>"This is where you'll be doing things like massaging my legs, making my bed, rubbing my hooves, rutting my brains out..." She muttered the last one.
"What?"
>"Nothing!" She blushes, "Your room is just over here!"
>You both exit her room and make for the door just to the right of hers.
>Damn. She wasn't joking.
>Your room really will be right next to hers.
>This way she can call you any'ol time.
>Fuck.
>"Its got everything you need!" She flies over to the bed, "A bed!" She zips to the chair and desk, "A chair and a desk so you can write about how awesome I am," She zooms to the dresser, "And a place to keep all your human stuff!"
"Dash, I can't live here. And I don't want to, nor am I going to."
>Her happy expression flips.
>"What? W-why not?"
"Gonna be honest, the only reason why I even agreed to come here was because I was hungry and thought I could get some free food. Also Because I already have a place. That I pay for."
>"Oh, thats already taken care of."
"Wait, what?"
>"Uh-huh! Twilight took care of it!"
"When did this happen??"
>Theres a knocking on the front door downstairs.
>"Oh! that must be them."
"Who is 'them'?"
>"The movers with all your stuff!"
"WHAT??"
>"Coming!!"
"Wait, wait!!"
>You give chase, only making it to the stair rails when rainbow opens the door.
>Sure enough there was a gruff looking pony standing there with a clipboard and a vest with a nametag.
>"Hi."
>"Good afternoon ma'm," He says looking down at the board, "Got everything for a uhhh... 'Anoonimouse?'"
>"Yup! thats him!"
"The fuck it is!!"
>"Okay everypony!" He shouts back to his workers, "Lets get this stuff moved!"
>"See, Anon?" Dash says, fluttering up back to you, "Told you you were gonna live here now."
"..."
 
 
>>
>All this noise?
>Fuck it.
>Fuck it all.
>Here you sat in your new abode.
>Rainbow's house...
>With all your shit moved into a single bedroom.
>Not sure which is worse.
>The fact that you've acquired so little in horse world life that it can all easily fit into one single room, or that the room you're currently being forced to live in is actually nicer then the place you bought.
>Fucked up world.
>"Anon?" Dash's voice calls from the other side of the door, "I'm coming in."
"We are sorry. Anon is not at the phone right now, please leave a message after I jump from the window and kill myself."
>Dash giggles as she opens the door.
>Seems that no matter how grim of a self deprecating joke you make these innocent cute little creatures just laugh.
>"Oh Anon, you're such a kidder!" she flies over and playfully punches your arm. "Anyway, I'm off to practice. see you this afternoon! I haven't forgotten my leg massage either~."
>And with that, Rainbow leaves you.
>Time to make your escape!
"Yes! fucking finally!"
>You sprint out of the room and practically wraith your way downstairs towards the door, practically ripping it off the hinges to get out.
"Sweet freedom- OH FUCK!"
>You freeze in place.
>In your excitement to leave you forgot about the whole, hundred feet above the ground thing.
>Your enthusiasm is drowned in a wave of soul crushing defeat.
"Nooo..."
>You sink to your knees.
>Guess you really ARE fucked.
>You sigh defeatedly and go back inside.
>Plopping yourself on your new bed and settling on your back, you decide its best to just knock out and maybe you will wake up from this terrible dream...
 
 
>>
>*whoosh-BANG*
"Bahuhuhhh??"
>You're abruptly ripped away from snooze town by the sound of your door violently opening up.
>"I'm back!"
"No shit!" You yell back at Dash, wearing her Wonderbolts uniform.
>Yeah. That uniform.
>The one that tightly fits around her body and leaves little to the imagination.
>Very tight...
>Look at them hips-
>Wait, stop it!
"Get out of my- ahhh..." You yawn mid sentence, "Aw, fuck. Get out."
>Dash lands on her hooves and prances to your bed, leaping up and laying right next to you.
>"Nuh-uh. You're my new helper. Which means you gotta do what I say. And if I remember," She gets up, and lays belly up on your lap, "I wanted a leg massage after practice."
>Fuck.
>Shes really trying her best to break you.
>They say the prolonged exposure to something can cause the mind to warm up to it, so to speak.
>Maybe being forced to stick around her all damn day is making it happen to you?
>Seeing her body tightly wrapped up in that aerodynamically designed Wonderbolts uniform, while staring at you with those sultry eyes, is doing things to your peepee...
>No.
>Don't let her win!
>If you give in and give her the D, she'll NEVER let it go!
>You'd be doomed a life of servitude to a pony!
>A fucking horse!!
>God only knows what horrible things she would have you do...
>"Tick toc, human."
"Don't say that like I'm some kind of pet."
>You slide yourself up to rest you back against the headboard of the bed, all the while Rainbow doesn't move, merely laying in your lap waiting for you to get comfortable to give her what she wants.
>You look down and meet eyes with her.
>"Well?" She raises her foreleg, "I'm waiting, big boy."
"Shutup."
>You take her leg in your hands and begin rubbing.
>Guess this isn't so bad.
>Could be a hell of alot worse, thats for sure.
>At least your not scrubbing toilets or cleaning tortoise shit.
>Although you don't doubt those days eventually coming.
>Still, just "enjoy" your time with the pony while you can.
>"Wait!" Dash stops you, bring her foreleg back to her body, "I forgot, it'd probably be alot more effective on my muscles if I took this off..."
"Uhh."
>Rainbow sit up in your lap and begins undressing herself from her uniform.
>Slowly unzipping the hood and back, exposing her cyan coat and pony body.
>"Yeah, thats better!"
>She continues, leaning back on your legs to wriggle hers hind legs from the tight constraints.
>You can't help but stare.
>Whether it was from arousal, or just curiosity because you've never actually watched a horse get undressed.
>Or maybe both...
"Think of something else!" You think to yourself, "Baseball... fresh cut grass on a summer day..."
>"Okay!"
"Huh?" You snap out of it.
>"Ready to keep going?" She says, flinging her uniform across the room and laying back down, "Aww yeah, sooo much better."
>Dash adjusts herself around in your lap to get comfortable, all the while her wings keep rubbing your dingy ding.
>Making it very difficult to keep ol' boy under control with her doing this shit.
"Y-yeah, just give me your damn leg so I can finish."
>"Mhm."
>Once again, you take her leg in hand, and begin rubbing.
>"Ehhh, little lower then that."
>You move down.
>"Ohhh yeah, right there..."
>As you work, Dash's hoof slowly melts for you to control in hand.
"Never thought I'd be here."
>"What? Giving a pretty mare a massage~?"
"Well, yeah that and doing this against my will."
>"Oh c'mon," She shifts, rubbing your dong with her back while doing so, "is this really worse then sitting in your shack all day not interacting with anypony?"
"Well-"
>"Little guy seems to like it~." She rubs your half erect meat missile with her foreleg.
"Okay!" You get up, making Dash roll off you.
>"Whah!"
"I need to use the restroom!"
>You B line straight for the only damn bathroom in the house and shut the door behind you.
 
 
>>
>Be Rainbow Dash.
>Be proud you touched Anon's dick.
>There you lay on his bed, with a big smirk.
"Knew he'd start coming around soon." you lay back, "Can't keep up the act for long, Anon. You'll want me soon..."
>Tank comes buzzing in.
"Hey tank!"
>You pat the side of the bed next to you, beckoning him to land.
"I give him a few days." You say, rubbing Tank's shell, "Or maybe tonight..."
>Your eyes narrow.
"I didn't even mention the fact that the whole team is coming over tonight for drinks after a long week." You pick up tank and look him in the eyes, "He won't be able to resist me when hes full of cider..."
>Tank nods in agreement.
>Good boy.
"Guess I should let him know to start cleaning up for tonight. He IS my 'helper'." You cover your muzzle and snicker.
>Who would've thought today would turn out so good?
"Hey Anon!" You yell from his room.
>("what??")
"Oh nothing, just letting you know that you need to tidy this place up for a party I'm having tonight with the other Wonderbolts."
>("I hate you!!")
"Heh heh, not for much longer." You talk to yourself, planning out this devious scheme of lewd proportions, "Only a matter of time before your calling my name and begging me not to stop..."
>You zip down to the kitchen and open up a cupboard above the fridge.
>Within was a whole barrel of cider.
>A "gift" from AJ when she lost a bet where she claimed you couldn't get Anon to plant his face between your flanks.
>It was so easy!
>All you had to do was hide in waiting one morning while he was on his way to work and fly into his face, turn around, and bam.
>Face full of flank!
>That was a great morning.
>Can't reminisce now, however.
>Now is the time!
>Yes, the time at long last that Anon will submit to you and you will give him the best workout hes ever had.
>You pull the barrel out, and set it on the counter.
>Looking at the faucet, you can't help but want a drink...
"Hmm... should test to make sure this thing works."
>You dip your head under the faucet and turn the nozzle.
>With your mouth hanging open, the VERY alcoholic cider fills your mouth.
>Now filled, you shut it off and gulp down every drop.
"Ahhh yeah... *hic*"
>Good stuff.
>This will definitely get Anon drunk enough to forget all his "I don't like ponies" stuff.
>All you have to do be patient until tonight.
 
 
>>
>Whelp. Its tonight.
>Fuck.
>Be the human.
>AKA Anon.
>Be sour about life.
>It took a whole ten minutes to clean up the living room and kitchen for this.
>Ten minutes you'll never get back!
>Fuck this.
>Rainbow had been showering while you cleaned.
>She comes out, finally drying her mane with a towel.
>"My friends should start showing up soon, just answer the door when they do!"
"Yes master..." You say with contempt.
>"Ohhh! I like that!" She leans on the railing, her rump swaying side to side, "call me master again."
"I didn't mean it!!"
>"Yeah but it was hot~."
"God damnit."
>You hear a knocking on the door.
>Here we fucking go...
>You open the door and greet the first member of Dash's team to arrive.
"Hi, sorry party is cancelled. Go home."
>"You must be Anon." The lime green looking mare says in her lisp-y voice, "Dash said how you're all sarcastic and stuff."
"Nope. No sarcasm here. It got cancelled. Wild shit, right?"
>"Oh?" The mare says, looking in behind you and seeing all the party food and drinks on the table in the living room, "Then whats all that?"
>She cocks her brow as she said it.
>Fuck.
"Alright fine."
>You step aside and let her in.
>"So." She stops halfway in, "Dash has a servant now, huh?"
>She eyes you up and down.
>"Not bad."
"I swear all you ponies are fucking weird."
>"Hey Dash!" Fleetfoot calls out, "Your servant human is open for everypony to use, right?"
"What??"
>"Dream on!!" Dash replies from upstairs.
>Fleetfoot rolls her eyes and trots over to the table and begins inhaling chips and dip.
>You sigh.
"I'll grab more chips..."
>You're barely halfway there before another knock comes.
"Fuck."
>"C'mon servant boy, doors don't answer themselves." Fleetfoot says, antagonizing you.
"I swear to god I'll toss your lispy ass out!"
>You open the door.
>"Hiya everypony!"
>This one is a dude.
>"Hey Soarin!" Fleetfoot replies.
>Good. Hopefully with this one here Fleetflutterfuckwhateverhernameis will lay off of you.
>"Hey Foarin!" Fleetfoot says with a mouthful a chips and dip, "Heck out ash's new pet!"
>He looks at you.
>"Ohhhh, so you're Anon, huh?" His eyes narrow as he gives you a mean look.
>Oh he wants to go?
>Never fought a pony before.
>But if this motherfucker wants to have a bout for dominance here and now, hes gonna get the fight of his li-
>"Not bad." He smirks.
"God fucking damnit!"
>"Take it easy, Anon!" Dash says, finally coming down, "Soarin is just really open minded."
"In other words he likes it in the ass."
>"Well, sometimes." He says rubbing his chin.
"You ponies are so weird."
>"Well anyways," Dash interjects, hovering up to eye level, "Hooves off everypony, hes mine."
>Rainbow puts her foreleg around your shoulder and brings you in like a bro.
>"Keep talkin' Dash." Fleetfoot says, "Y'know its only a matter of time before you wanna spice things up. when that happens, hit me up."
>She winks.
"I don't consent to any of this."
>"Servants can't give consent." Soarin says.
"Shutup!"
>Another knock.
>You grunt and open it.
"Go away."
>"Uhhh..."
>"Hey Cloudchaser!" Dash says opening the door for her.
>"Oh cool, I'm not the first one here!" She says waving to her other teammates, "Anon? since when are you a Wonderbolt?"
"Kill me."
>"Oh hes not," Rainbow says waving her hoof, "Hes just my new servant. Pony law and all."
>"Oh cool!"
>At least this one isn't immediately all horny like the others-
>"So do you make him have sex with you and stuff?"
>...
>Dash laughs.
>"We haven't gotten there yet. Its only been a day."
"How is this normal conversation??"
>"Your in a room full of athletic and young mares, human." Fleetfoot says, laying back on the couch, "You haven't heard anything yet."
"I've heard worse!" You point at the mare, "Just never all directed towards me..."
>"I bet deep down, you love it." Soarin says, licking his lips.
>Freak.
>You leave to prep more food and drinks before they spontaneously start gang raping you.
>Hopefully no more show up-
>*knock knock*
>FUCK.
>"Its cool, Anon!" Dash says, opening the door, "I got it."
>"Hey Dash, whats up?"
>"Spitfire."
>Rainbow steps aside and lets in Spitfire.
>The only one on the team you know of, simply because Dash never shuts up about her.
>"Hey everypony!" she walks over to the couch with Fleetfoot.
>They all gather around the table and indulge in the snacks and drinks.
>Filling their little pony gullets.
>The cider barrel catches your eye.
>God a drink sounds so damn good right now.
>Maybe getting fucking smashed will make this whole ordeal of a night go by faster.
>One can only hope...
>You grab a glass from the cabinet and poor yourself a drink.
>It goes down smooth.
>Those apples.
>If there's one thing they're good for is making a good ass drink.
>So good that you decide to pour yourself another.
>And then another...
>Fuck it go ham.
>"Hey Rainbow Dash?" Spitfire asks.
>"Yeah?"
>"You're aware you got a giant ape in your kitchen drinking all your cider, right?"
>"Oh thats no ape," Fleetfoot says, "thats just Rainbow's new servant. Hes gotta do whatever she says."
>"Ohhh so thats the human thing you were talking about, huh?"
>"Sure is." Dash holds her chin up.
>"Hes uhh..." Cloudchaser says, mildly concerned, "Really thirsty, isn't he?"
"Guhh..." You pant after the fifth glass.
>Your throat burns and your stomach even more.
>Too much too fast...
>Maybe eating some bread will help?
>"Easy there big guy." Dash walks over, "Why don't you come over with everypony else and talk while that stuff gets in your system?"
"Fine..." You pour another glass, "But I'm gonna have another while I do."
>"Sure thing stud." She winks and walks away.
>Those hips of hers swaying side to side as she does.
"Muhh..."
>Reluctantly, you go for the center of the living room with the other ponies.
>Fleetfoot scoots over and with sultry eyes pats the cushion next to her.
>You sit.
>Dash squeezes next to you, leaning against your side.
>So uncomfortable right now...
>"So Anon," Spitfire says, "How'd you come into Dash's service?"
"Blackmail."
>"Nice." Said Fleetfoot.
"No! Not nice!"
>"If I was a servant to a hot mare, I'd be so happy..." Soarin says to himself.
"Yeah. Bet you would."
>You drink.
>"How ya feelin', Anon?"
>Dash rubs your leg with her hoof.
>Slowly working her way up.
"Like I'm not drunk enough for that."
>You grab her hoof and stop her.
>"Don't know why you're fighting it." Spitfire says, watching, "Not like she can't just order you to do it anyway."
"Don't give her that ide-"
>"And besides," she goes on, "It also isn't like you're not the only human in Equestria." She grabs a chip and dips it in cheese, letting a droplet slowly drip away back in the bowl with a thin string still connecting it, "Gonna have to give in to those urges sooner or later." She gives you a half lidded look and sensually licks her lips.
"Well I-"
>"Whats the matter?" Fleetfoot interrupts, "Afraid you couldn't please a mare like Dash? She IS one of the best on the team." She leans back, "Maybe you just don't want to because you know you wouldn't even be able to please her."
>"Yeah." Spitfire agrees.
>These bitches...
>They're seriously trying this reverse psychology bullshit.
>Y-you're just not attracted to ponies!
>Thats all!
>They don't know anything.
>"Relax, big guy." Dash says, reassuringly, "I can train you up if thats the case."
>"Maybe we can help out!" Spitfire says, leaning in.
>"Yeah..." Fleetfoot does the same, "We can make it like a gauntlet of mares~."
>"Well." dash pauses to think for a second, "I -guess- that could actually help him get over being so anxious." Dash says, tapping her chin.
"Hold the fucking fun bus! I'm not-"
>"Hey, Cloudchaser." Spitfire says, getting her attention, "You're awfully quiet over there. What do you think about this?"
"Stop interrupting me, damnit!"
>"Sounds like it'd be alot of fun!" Cloudchaser says, totally onboard.
>"I can help out too." Soarin adds.
"Okay, okay. No." You point at Cloudchaser, "No." you point at Dash, "Stop it." You point to Fleetfoot and Spitfire, "You too. Cut it out."
>Lastly, you look at Soarin.
"FFFuck no."
>Dash grabs your crotch.
"HM."
>"Is that -really- what you're saying?"
>Fuck. Photon torpedo in launch position!
>Bail! Bail bail bail!
"Y'know what?"
>You drink whats left of your cider.
"I'm gonna go pass out."
>You head up to your room, close the door, and frantically search for a lock.
"Fuck! It doesn't lock!"
>Well this sucks.
>You're stuck between a rock made of mares and a hard place made of mares...
>If you actually do it, it validates everything they've been saying.
>Not only that, but it'll solidify your servitude to Rainbow.
>But they're sooooo hot!
>And you haven't gotten laid in...
>Nevermind.
>Fuck!
>Why. WHY??
"Damnit this is bullshi- wha!"
>You trip over yourself.
>Cider really starting to kick in.
"Oh fuck..."
>You shake it off and get back to your feet.
"Ughhh I drank to quickly. *hic*"
>Maybe laying down will help you think of a way out of this.
>Yeah.
>Just gonna lay down in bed here...
 
 
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>Be Rainbow Blue fast horse.
>Sitting at the table with your fellow bolts, all of whom now have their own mugs of cider to drink.
>Anon drank more then you thought he would in a short time.
>"So where is he from, anyway?" Cloudchaser asks.
"Twilight says hes from a place called 'Earth'". You drink.
>"Earth, huh? Like an 'Earth pony'? Wait, theres a whole place called that?" Spitfire asks, "Why?"
>You shrug.
"Don't look at me, I'm not an expert on human planets."
>"Yeah." Fleetfoot chugs her cider, "But what about *burp* anatomy?"
"Huh?"
>"You know, Dash!" She grabs your cheeks and gets in close, "His human anatomy. His body, his wants, needs, desires!"
>Spitfire and Cloudchaser look on expectantly while Saorin tries to hide his boner.
>You blush.
"I-I never really asked."
>"Well we can find out from other ways..."
>She lets you go, looking upstairs from the corner of her eye.
"Hey, yeah! Hes probably asleep from how much he drank, so he wouldn't be able to say no or run away!"
>"Uhmm, we should wait a while just to be sure." Cloudchaser says.
>"I like where this is going." Spitfire mutters and taking another drink.
>Cloudchaser does her best to control her wings, stiff as rods.
>"Hey girls," Soarin speaks up, voice cracking, "C-can I join, too?"
"Hes not into that stuff, Soarin. Sorry."
>"Well, I can just sit to the side and watch! Yeah!"
>You all look at each other and shrug.
"Lets drink to it!"
>"Yeah!" you all cheer in unison.
>Awhile goes by.
>You and your teammates have each had at least one too many.
>It was well into the night by this point.
>And none of you had heard a peep from Anon.
>He was definitely passed out in his room.
>The idea you had talked about earlier was becoming more and more enticing as time and mugs of cider went by.
>Yeah... Do it.
>You chug down the last bit of cider from your mug and slam it on the table, getting everyone else's attention.
>"Dash?" Spitfire asks, "You good?"
"I'm *hic* awesome..."
>Your cheeks are as red as Spitfire's mane.
>Your wings unfurl and grow erect as you look up to Anon's room.
"So... awesome..."
>You slide off the couch and lumber your way to the steps, slowly making your way up.
>The others look at each other, nod, and drink whats left of their mugs while following in turn.
>"Hehheh-wha!"
>Fleetfoot nearly stumbles over, being caught by Cloudchaser who tell her to shoosh.
>Going up the steps as one mass of drunken lust, using each other to lean on, you approach Anon's door.
>You cover your mouth with your hoof, signaling the others to keep quiet.
>Slowly and methodically, you creek open the door.
>From his window uncovered by the curtain, the moonlight peered in.
>Giving you a clear view if his silhouette laying in bed.
>Yes...
"C'mon." You whisper, face heating up even more.
>Cloudchaser does her best not to bust out laughing from how giddy and excited she was.
>As you all enter, you each pick a side of the bed to get on.
>Saorin goes to the corner and watches as you make your way under the sheets.
>"Yeah..." He whispers to himself, "I'm gonna watch another guy do stuff with mares."
>With Fleetfoot and Cloudchaser to his left, Spitfire on his right, and you, at the foot of the bed, you slowly crawl up.
>Like a low crawling cat of pure drunken stealth you make your way up his legs, to his mid section and to his torso.
>Slowly you wrap your hooves around his chest and hug.
"Mmmm..." You nuzzle his chest. Cuddling him.
>Cloudchaser, Fleetfoot, and Spitfire follow in turn.
>Cloudchaser and Fleetfoot both get to his side and wrap themselves under his arm and with Cloudchaser spooning Fleetfoot, Fleetfoot wraps her legs around Anons' left side.
>Spitfire, having a side all to herself, takes his arm and wraps it around her body, getting in close and nuzzling his neck.
>And there the four of you lay.
>Cuddling Anon like nopony has EVER been cuddled before.
 
 
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>Be Anon.
>Also be strangely warm.
>Is it morning already?
>Why do you hear what sounds like several little snootles snoring away?
>You open your eyes and are met with a horrific sight.
>Your body is immediately covered head to toe in goosebumps.
>On your chest, Dash lays with her forelegs wrapped around you.
>On either side were her teammates, having latched themselves onto you in a similar fashion.
>Oh god... Where's the gay one??
>He better not be on your dick!
>You pick your head up and frantically search the bed.
>From the corner of your eye you see him in the corner of the room.
>Thank christ.
>But wait.
>This isn't right.
>You realize something.
>your boxers are still on.
>Oh god, its all clear now...
>They cuddled you!
>THEY CUDDLE RAPED YOU!
 
 
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>Be Anon again.
>Coming to terms with the dawn of the realization of whats going on.
>They are indeed cuddling you.
>Every inch of your torso is engulfed by snoozing ponies.
>It actually feels kinda nice.
>They're so warm and soft...
>In fact, if you weren't so sure they wanted to use the fact you're actually kind of enjoying the endorphins being released by your brain from cuddling to fuck the shit out of you, you'd be able to contain the urge to throw them off and leap out of the window...
>Okay Anon, get a grip.
>All you need to do is Houdini your way out of their grip and quietly make for the exit...
>You lift your arm up from Spitfire and do your best to undo her grasp around you.
>She hasn't woken up yet.
>So far, so good.
>Alright, now for the other two at your side.
>Your heart pounds in your chest as you try not to break out into a nervous sweat.
>Knowing that if they awaken, it would mean your dick's certain doom.
>With great fastidiously slow movement, you free your other arm and unravel the wonderbolts from your sides.
>They whine and shift around as you undo them.
>Damn ponies.
>If they weren't so rapey they'd be adorable.
>With their little snootles and ears...
>Focus, Anon!
>Alright, now for the last one.
>Rainbow Dash...
>She would undoubtedly be the most difficult.
>Laying there on your torso.
>Looking at you, with those big half lidded magenta eyes of hers.
>Smiling a smug and sultry smirk.
>Your heart skips a beat.
>Wait a tic...
>"Good..." She sleepily yawns and lays her head on its side looking up at you, "good morning, stud."
"Get off."
>"Mmm..." She squeezes, "But you're so warm~."
"Get. Off."
>Think of an excuse! 
"I have to use the bathroom."
>"I do too, heh heh," Her eyes narrow, "Theres only one, remember~."
>She licks her lips.
>"Maybe we can use the shower together?" Dash's foreleg slowly makes its way to the bottom of your shirt, bringing it up to reveal your skin and softly tracing her hoof along your belly, "We can clean each other..."
"Listen you little blue temptress!" You whisper yell, so not to wake the others, "I will not now, nor EVER have shower sex with you!"
>Rainbow begins grinding the lower half of her body against your crotch as her face begins to glow a deep red.
>"Hmmm~?"
>Thats when you notice.
>No...
>It can't be!
>Morning wood!!
>The combined natural bodily morning woodification of your dick along side Rainbow sensually rubbing it up and down caused your heart to begin to race even harder.
>Shes not going to get up.
>Not so long as ITS up...
>In fact, shes going to take it a /step/ up from cuddle rape to ACTUAL rape if you don't so something!!
"Rainbow..." You say, in a gentle tone.
>"Yeah?" She replies, expectantly.
>The change in tone had caught her by surprise.
>She even stopped rubbing.
"I told you..." You reach down to rub her cheek, a gesture she welcomes, "to GET. OFF!!"
>"What the??"
>You grab her sides, throw her off the bed, and roll off the mattress to make a daring escape, waking the other ponies up in the process.
"Wha- damnit!!"
>With your leg caught by the sheets, you're thrown off balance and fall face first into the floor, waking up the others.
"ASS!"
>"Hes trying to get out! C'mon, everypony!" Dash commands, alerting the other wonderbolts.
>"Don't let him escape!" Fleetfoot says, "Otherwise we'll have to call animal control!"
"I'm not a god damn pet!"
>You get back to your feet and barely make it another step towards the door before you feel ponies latching to your legs.
>"I've got his right!" Spitfire says.
>"I got his left!" Fleetfoot responds in kind.
>"I got his middle!!" Cloudchaser says, wrapping he forelegs around your waist.
>Soarin leaps from his cuck chair and wraps himself around your back, locking your arms down.
>"Hes not getting away!" He says.
"Hey damnit!! Get off of me!" You awkwardly stumble around, your morning wood still raging as you bump into a wall, "Owe, fuck!!"
>You hit your dick.
>"Oh no!" Dash says, zipping in front of you, "Thats the most important part!"
"Fuck off! All of you- ahh!"
>You fall backward, not a single pony letting you go as you make like a tree and go timbering down.
>Fortunately, Soarin broke your fall.
>"Don't worry, Anon!" Dash says, landing so to entrap you under her legs, "I'll take a look at it," She cranes her neck, pressing
her snootle against your nose, "to make sure its fine..."
>"Go for it, Dash!" Spitfire cheers her on.
"No damn way!!"
>You struggle against your captors, wriggling and rolling side to side to try and free yourself from their grip.
>"Hes trying to escape!" Soarin says, tightening down.
>"Quick!" Fleetfoot says, "Dash, secure his dick!!"
>Rainbow grabs your pants and undoes your belt, trying to pull them down despite your futile attempt to resist.
"Stop it!!"
>She grabs your dick in her hooves under your boxers.
>"Dick is secure!" She says, boastfully.
>"Oooo~ thats a BIG secure!" Cloudchaser says, eyeing your piece.
>This is it... 
>The end of your no horsepussy policy.
>Dash is going to ravage poor junior until hes nothing but a wrinkly wet old man sitting on two dufflebags.
>"Just wait, Anon~," Dash says, licking her lips, "I'm gonna show you what a mare can do!"
>No...
>This fate must be avoided at all costs!
>Mustering every ounce of willpower you have, you make one last desperate attempt to escape.
"No! I won't be raped into submission!!"
>You buck your hips, throwing Dash off balance, giving a small window to get up and wriggle your arms free from Saorin's grasp.
"Hah-HAH!!" 
>Pushing Soarin back against the floor, you desperately try not to trip again as you get back to your feet and force Spitfire and Fleetfoot from your legs.
>All the while awkwardly making your way to the stairs.
"Get off me damnit! Get... off... Whuh-oh shit!!"
>The midst of the grapple had cause you stumble, fumble, and bumble your way to the stairs.
>And fall straight down.
>"Uh-oh!" Spitfire says, realizing and letting go, flying to safety.
>Fleetfoot and Cloudchaser follow in turn as you fall.
"Free at last!! Haha- OWE FUCK!!"
>You tumble and fall down the steps, all the while shouting all manner of obscenities' at the ones responsible for this unfortunate turn of events.
"You ain't shit! YOU AINT SHIT!!"
 
 
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>Be Rainbow Dash.
>Staring at your poor, injured human as he lay in bed.
>Bandaged and bruised up.
>Anon's fall had caused him to receive several bruises and a big lump on his head.
>He would be bed ridden for awhile, making you his primary care giver and provider...
>Yeah.
>"This is your fault."
"Hm?" 
>At the side of his bed you sat, resting your head on your hoof while you stare at him with tank sleeping at his feet.
>"This is your, fucking, fault."
"Don't look at me, big guy. You're the one who had to act all prude."
>"Prude?? You tried to rape me!"
"Oh, Anon. Its not rape when a mare does it." You flutter your eyes,
>"..."
"Anyway, the doctors said you need to rest in bed for awhile. which means..."
>"Which means?"
"Oh, y'know. I have to feed you, take care of you... bathe you~."
>"Come near me and I'll beat you."
"Oh, think you can take me on huh?"
>"Bitch I'll fuck you up! Injured or not!!"
"YOU'RE ON!"
>With your competitive sense overtaking all else, you leap onto the bed.
>Flipping Anon around and twisting his arm around his back.
>"Owe, OWE! Owe, OWE!"
"Say it!"
>"Never!"
"Say you give in~..." You bite your lip.
>"Hng..."
>You twist slightly harder.
>"Okay okay!! I give in!"
"Now say I'm best pony!!"
>"You're best pony!"
>You adopt a devious smile.
"Now say, 'Rainbow Dash I love being your servant, I love when you rub my head and cuddle with me'!"
>"NEVER!!"
>You twist harder.
>"Damnit you're stronger then you look!" He sighs, wincing in pain, "R-rainbow Dash I love being your servant, I love when you rub- owe! My head and cuddle with me..."
>You snicker and laugh.
"Good boy."
>You release him and sit at the side of the bed while he readjusts himself.
"Was that so hard?" You say, rubbing his head.
>He looks away at the floor.
"Aww don't worry, Anon." You hug his head, "I'll make sure you're taken care of."
>"What the hell is wrong with you?"
"I'm a competitive mare."
>He sighs.
>You let go.
"Just lay back and relax."
>"Hey do me a solid and go to the hospital to grab me some suicide pills. That'll fix me right up."
>You roll your eyes.
>Clearly hes in a mood.
>Gotta be something you can do to make him feel better...
>Something to make him LOVE living here and being your helper.
>Whats so awesome that he'd have no choice but to love it...?
>You gasp, eyes lighting up as a wave of excitement envelopes you.
"Of course!!"
>"Wait, really? Fuck yeah!"
"Just wait right here!"
>You zip to your room and grab every edition of Daring Do that you own.
>With several books in your hooves, you zip back to his room with a beaming smile on your face.
>"Oh damn back already? I- wait." He eyes the books, "Those aren't pills..."
"Nope! They're every edition of Daring Do I've got!"
>"No..."
>You hover to his side and set the books down on the bed.
"And we're gonna sit here and read them all!"
>"Oh wow, really??" He says, excitedly.
"Uh-huh!"
>"Thats great! I can already feel my IQ dropping! Lets do it!"
"Yeah!"
>You grab the first book and jump up on the bed, laying next to Anon.
>"Personal space."
"Whats that?"
>He groans.
>Giggling, you open up and begin reading.
 
 
>>
>Days later.
>Anon is finally able to go out and about once again.
>You feel as though you've made some real progress.
>Reading to him for hours everyday had definitely made him start coming around.
>He even let you suck his dick.
>He was asleep but, whatever.
>It was awesome.
>Now that hes walking around again, you figured it was time to take him out for some fresh air after having to be cooped up.
>Maybe all his aggression is from having so much pent up energy.
>Either way, maybe a pet toy will make him feel better!
>Yes! Thats why you're on your way to the pet store.
>"Where are we going?" He says, moody as ever.
"The pet store!"
>"I hate you."
"Cheer up, Anon!" You nudge his arm, "I'm gonna get you an AWESOME toy!"
>"How many times do I need to say it?? I'm not a god damn pet! Stop treating me like a fucking dog!"
"Anon, I know your not a pet."
>"Okay then-"
"You're a human servant! Thats like, a step up!"
>"Then why- y'know what?? Thats it, I'm gonna pluck your feathers you little bitch!!"
>He leaps towards you, missing and eating the dirt.
"Anon," you say condescendingly, "you /know/ I'm faster then you, right?"
>He lye there, in the dirt.
>"You're lucky your blue."
"What does that have to do with anything?"
>"Shutup."
>You laugh.
>He gets back to his feet and begrudgingly follows along to the pet store.
>"Rainbow Dash!" Says Pinkie, greeting you cheerfully as you pass by Sugarcube corner.
"Pinkie!"
>"Anon!" She waves to Anon.
>"Pinkie." He sticks his middle finger at her.
"Anon!" You scold him.
>"Rainbow??" He says, antagonizing.
>"Anon?"
"Pinkie!"
>"Howdy." AppleJack says, walking up.
"Applejack." You wave.
>"Anon." She waves to him.
>"Applejack..." He replies.
>"Dahlings!" Rarity greets everyone.
"Rarity!" 
>"Stop it..." Anon says.
>"Sugarcube?"
>"Rarity!" Pinkie hugs her.
>"Stop. It."
>"Anon?" Rarity asks.
>"Everypony!" Twilight says, entering stage left.
>You all say twilight's name in unison.
>"Stop it!! Enough! no more!" 
"Ano-"
>"HMMMM!!" He points his finger.
>Silence.
>Pinkie sits there. Lightly tapping her hooves together.
>"...Twilight-"
>"I WILL RAIN FIRE DOWN ON YOU FROM THE SKY!!"
>"So um, whats everypony doing?" Twilight asks.
"Oh y'know, I was just on my way to the pet store to buy Anon a toy!"
>"Use your magic and make my head explode."
>Twilight giggles, "Oh Anon. You know I would never do that. Also, Rainbow Dash, Anon isn't a pet, hes a helper. A companion, A friend."
>You stare at her, glance at Anon, and back to her.
"Friends with benefits-"
>"Stop." He interrupts.
>Pinkie Pie gasps an abnormally large gasp.
>"Anon is your helper??"
"He sure is! Hes gotta do what I say! Isn't that right, Anon?"
>"Don't order me to jump off a bridge because I'll do it..."
>You all laugh.
"Well I'll cya around everypony, Anon and I have stuff to do! C'mon big guy."
>"Fuck my life."
 
 
>>
>Be human.
>Anon.
>Green as fuck.
>Absolutely hating it.
>Sour as fuck.
>The amount of pent up sexual tension you've been suppressing the past few days is almost enough to make you give in.
>Doesn't help that your dignity is constantly being called into question with how adorably oblivious these little horses are.
>As if the only way to relieve the stress would be to pound Rainbow's broadside until you can't feel anymore...
>That can't happen, however.
>Doing so would forever damn you to a life of indentured servitude to this tiny blue siren!
>Just have to not think about it.
>Keep it buried.
>Yes.
>Like some kind of monk.
>Absolve yourself of all sexual thought and emotion.
>Don't think about those tight flanks, that tone body...
>Her voice moaning and cracking while you fuck her brains out...
>Seeing her eyes roll back as you thrust one last time and dump your spunk inside...
>No.
>You can manage.
>Just rub one out when you get back, and call it a day.
>Like a real man.
>Until then, you must continue to show NO SIGN of attraction at all.
>Continue acting cold and unfeeling toward her until she eventually gives up.
>No matter how difficult.
>Rainbow walks in front at your side, leading the way.
>Every few seconds she glances back at you.
>"So uhhh..."
"Have you decided not to take me to the pet store? Because, y'know, I'm not a PET."
>"Maybe."
"Then where are we going?"
>"I just thought... I dunno..." She blushes and rubs the back of her head, "M-maybe just a nice relaxing stroll through the park?"
>You cock your brow.
>"Listen, I thought about Twilight said, alright?" She shifts nervously, "I was wrong to call you a "pet" even though I was only teasing you. I just... like you. Thats all."
>Hmm...
>She seems sincere.
>...
>Nope.
>Not buying it.
>Shes trying to gain your trust and lead you out of town so no one can hear the imminent rape!
"The park."
>"Yeah."
"Mmm. Nah."
>"Uh, yes?" 
"Nope."
>"Yes!"
"I'm not gonna follow you to some random ass spot in the field so no one can hear you make another rape attempt!"
>"Oh c'mon! Would I do that??"
>You cross your arms.
>"Well, thats not it! I just think we should talk and I dunno..." She looks at the ground, "maybe get to know each other?"
"I see." You nod, placing your thumb and finger on your chin, "How do I say this politely? Fuck no. Not gonna happen."
>"It will if I say so!" She zips up in your face.
"Nuh-uh!"
>"Is there a problem over here?" A familiar ponice officer's voice says.
>Oh balls.
"P-problem?"
>You look at the ponice officer, then at Dash, who has the most devious grin.
>"What did I tell you before, human?" The officer says, reaching for her cuffs.
"Wait, I wasn't-"
>"Its okay, m'am." Dash interjects, "He just gets riled up sometimes." She pets your head, "I've got him. Isn't that right, Anon?"
>You look at Rainbow, then the cop.
"Uhh, y-yeah! No problems here! *gulp* Just uhh, deciding on how to spend the day with Rainbow. Heh heh..."
>You force a smile.
>"Hmmm...."
>C'mon, please just fuck off!
>"I'll be keeping an eye on you, human." She tips her hat, "Rainbow Dash."
>"Thanks!" Dash says, waving as she walks away.
>You breathe a sigh of relief.
>"You're welcome."
"Alright, alright. Fuck..."
>"Ready to walk with me now?"
"Yeah, whatever. Lets go."
 
 
>>
>"And there I was! Side by side with my hero, Daring Do!" Rainbow says, acting out and reminiscing about a past adventure, "I knew that if we were going to escape, she'd need my help! Even if she would never admit needing it to begin with!"
"Yeah. Woo."
>Neither in real life or in a book will these stories be entertaining.
>It wasn't long into your walk that Rainbow had broken the silence with tales of her heroics, or in her words, "times where I was awesome."
>Her cockiness was through the roof.
>Whether it was an act to try and impress you or just her normal demeanor, you really couldn't tell.
>But then again if you could fly past the speed of sound and do all kinds of crazy shit you'd probably be kind of a dick too.
>Whatever.
>"Oh!" She pauses, mid air in front of you. "Have I ever told about the time where I did the sonic rainboom??"
"No."
>"OHMIGOSH! It was SO awesome!" She says with stars in her eyes, "Its also how I got this!"
>She shoves her ass in your face to show off her cutie mark.
>You couldn't help but blush.
>"Yeah check it out!" She rubs it, "My cutie mark is the best isn't it??"
"Y-yeah..." You respond, stupefied by dat ass, "The best..."
>"Oh... o-oh my, hope I'm not walking up on something p-private..." A faintly feminine voice says.
>Wait... that sounds like-
>"Fluttershy!"
>Of course.
>"Hello, Rainbow Dash." She looks at you, "Hello, Anonymous."
"Yeah hi."
>"So what brings the two you out here?"
>"Oh, y'know. I was just telling Anon about how awesome I am." Dash flies up and leans on your shoulder, "Hes my helper now, and he has to do what I say."
"Don't remind me."
>"Oh my, hes your personal assistant?"
>Dash nods.
>"Have you... y-y'know... done it?"
"Why is that everyone's first question??"
>"Done what?"
>"Uhm... oh dear." Fluttershy blushes and waves Dash down to whisper in her ear.
"..."
>"Ohhh," Rainbow giggles, "We haven't yet."
>Fluttershy seems taken aback by that answer.
>"Really??"
"Nope."
>"Well why not?"
"Because I'm not attracted to ponies? I dunno, maybe thats why?"
>Fluttershy squints her eyes and looks you up and down.
>"Fluttershy, what are you-"
>"Hold on, Dash. I'm going to test something."
>Fluttershy does the opposite of her name and get ups really close to you, staring directly into the windows of your soul.
>She sniffs at your face and chest.
>*sniff sniff sniff*
>"Hmmmm...."
"What the fuck..."
>She lowers herself and sniffs your crotch.
>*Sniiiiif*
"Hey, hey!"
>"Oh my~..." She blushes hard.
"Get away from me you weirdo!"
>"Fluttershy, what're you doing?" Rainbow asks.
>"Hes lying."
"Excuse you?"
>"Huh?"
>"Anon's body is /so/ swimming in hormones right now!" Fluttershy says, pointing at your dick.
>"Really??" Rainbow says, lighting up and looking at you, "How can you tell?"
>Fluttershy clears her throat.
>"Being a caregiver for animals for so long has taught me how to tell these kinda things. Its only natural."
"Freak..."
>"But yes, Anon is so high on hormones," She stares at your dick, "hes probably thinking about it right now~."
>Rainbow narrows her eyes, adopting a very sultry and sensual look and turns her lustful gaze on you.
"A-am not."
>"If anypony knows, its Fluttershy. You don't have to hide your feelings, Anon." 
>Rainbow hovers up, wrapping her forelegs around the back of your head and pressing her snoot against your nose while peering into you with hearts in her eyes.
>"Lets just do whats..." She tilts her head, leaning in to whisper in your ear, "natural~."
>"O-oh my..." Fluttershy's wings shoot out from her sides as she hides her face.
"Uhh, R-Rainbow," You say, trying to keep your heart from leaping out of your chest, "we- *gulp* we're in public... y'know."
>Rainbow lightly and sensually traces her muzzle down your neck and to your shoulder, exhaling while doing so.
>"Mhm... I know."
"Oh god."
>With Fluttershy's eyes wide open and fixated on you and Dash, she watches on.
>Damn this yellow devil! She gave you away!
>Without warning Dash locks lips with yours, dousing your mouth and chin in a sloppy kiss as her breath wafts your face.
>"Mmmmnahh~" She licks your lips and kisses you again, the only air you get now is her exhaling.
>At last, she release you.
>Letting you catch your breath.
"Guhh! Oh god..."
>"Mmm that was awesome..." She says, cheeks crimson red and now with her hind legs latching to your torso.
>Your head was swimming.
>Is this really happening?
>The urge to give in now becoming so overwhelming that not doing so would haunt you for the rest of your days.
>Fluttershy sat in awe, staring a beaming hole into your pants as if to get a look at your hardening chode.
>You breathe deeply and shake your head, doing your best not to make eye contact with Rainbow as doing so would seal your dick's fate to a tomb of pink, fleshy euphoria.
>Oh god that sounds fucking great right now...
>Get a grip!
>"Anon." Dash uses her foreleg to turn your head to face her, "I know you want to."
>You search desperately for words. 
>The right things to say to get your the fuck out of this.
>C'mon critical thinking skills developed in third grade from the back of those weekly reader things, don't fail now!!
>All your teachers said they'd come in handy one day...
>Time for it to pay off!
"I-I want to..."
>LYING CUNTS!
>She leans in and kisses you again, more lightly this time.
>Her tongue lashes out against your lips, beckoning access.
>You oblige, allowing entry and also for your tongue and hers to engage in mortal combat.
>The bell rang and your and her tongues went on an all out wrestle mania match.
>This was it, you could take no more!
>You wrap your arms around her, making her gasp in surprise.
>"Mm~!" She quivers in your arms.
>Alleviating yourself of all self control, you go all out in making out with the blue horse.
>Fluttershy bites her lip.
>"U-uhm, A-Anon? Rainbow Dash?" She says, a small trail of blood trailing down her snoot.
>You both pause, looking down at her with a string of saliva hanging from your mouth.
>"Other ponies are watching."
>You look at each other, then glance around.
>There were indeed other ponies looking on.
>Some of which looked as though they were excited, others in shock, some with looks of disapproval.
>Either way, boner rocket was fully fueled and the countdown to journey into the cavernous depths of this little blue mare was already going.
>Once you pop, the fun won't stop as they say.
"You already made it clear you don't care."
>"Do me right here and now," She pulls the fabric of your shirt and grins an evil grin, "you big ape!"
"Yes m'am!"
>And there in the park for all to see; you took Dash down to the ground and made sweet, sweaty, loud, and at times awkward love.
>All the while Fluttershy and various other ponies watched. 
>You may have thrown away your principles for pussy, but at least it was horse pussy.
>Literally the best kind.
>You know this for a fact now.
>Not to mention, at least this whole ordeal didn't end with you [spoiler]fucking Fluttershy.[/spoiler]