>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36733299/#36782011 

>Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Rainbow
>Looking so down in the dumps
>Every mare here'd love to be you, Rainbow
>Even when taking your lumps
>There's nopony who's as admired as you
>Cause every mare's seen how you fly
>Every mare's awed and inspired by you
>And it's not very hard to see why

>No one's slick as Rainbow
>No one's quick as Rainbow
>No one has such incredible tricks as Rainbow!
>For there's no mare in town half as fancy
>Perfect, a pure paragon
>You can ask any mare, colt, or pony
>And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

>No one's flown like Rainbow
>As well known as Rainbow
>No one's got such a swaggering tone as Rainbow
"As a Wonderbolt, yes, I'm exhilarating!"
>My, how she flies, that Rainbow!

>Give five "hurrahs!"
>Give twelve "hip-hips!"
>Rainbow is the best
>And the rest are eclipsed

>None have flights like Rainbow
>Reaches heights like Rainbow
>In a flying show no one delights like Rainbow
>For there's no one as cool and as glossy
"As you see I've got style to spare"
>Not a bit of her's tacky or gaudy
"That's right! And every last inch of me's streamlined in air!"

>No one flips like Rainbow
>Dives and dips like Rainbow
>When they're training nopony gives tips like Rainbow
"I'm especially good at accelerating!"
>Ten points for Rainbow!

"When I was a foal I ate four dozen eggs"
"Every morning to help me go fast"
"And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs"
"So I'm roughly the speed of the Flash"

>No one's cute as Rainbow
>Or gives boops like Rainbow
>Then goes trotting around bumping hoofs like Rainbow
I use rainbows in all of my decorating
>Say it with flare, who's a mare among mares?
>And then say it with love, who's the hero above?
>Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess?
>Ask her fans and her five closest friends
>There's one pony in town who's got all of it known
>And her name's Rainbow Dash!!!