>Be Anon
>Hanging out with your childhood friend Floor Bored for the first time in the last ten years
>She became a bit of a shut in and her house is a complete mess.
>"And this is my room, I guess"
>As she opens the door you're greeted with what smells like the strongest mix of musk and stale piss
"Augh what the fuck is that smell!"
>Floorb gives a shrug and walks over to a plugged-in xbox
>"Since were back together now, lets re-experience the good old days, like me kicking your ass in Halo, unless a little smell is enough to make you pussy out.
"I think the smell might be messing with your memory on who won more, and I think I can handle it
>Several hours later you and Floorb are currently mostly even, she's gotten bet-
>"Hey can you get me one of my piss bottles?"
"What?"
>"I need to pee, grab one of the bottles under my desk and hand it to me"
"What the fuck, no, use your damn bathroom"
>You pause the game
>As you do Floorb jumps over to your controller, unpauses and kills you
>"No pauses fag"
"I'm not handing you fucking piss bottles, use your god damn bathroom"
>"And what if I don't"
"I guess you have to hold it then"
>"Hmm, nah"
>You look over and Floorb is looking at you with a smirk, while pissing into her carpet
"Jesus what the fuck is wrong with you!"
>"Oh, woe is me, I'm such a faggot I'm scared of some piss"
>Floorb gets up while continuing to pee and walks towards you, each step making her stream stutter, her bladder bulge could make her pass as pregnant
>She turns around presenting herself too you as her stream continues
>"Here's how real mares piss, to really get you shaking in your boots"
>Her stream's pressure and size increase dramatically, it's like someone put a sink faucet several times over max
>She starts slowly walking around the room, leaving a wide trail, and making sure to get some on the walls, all the while smirking at you
>"Stop being such a faggot about this, toilets are fucking stupid and a waste of money, only retards use them"
>You stare at her, dumbfounded and disgusted
>"Oh and since you want me to use a toilet so bad, how about you be it"
>Floorb charges towards you ass facing you, and gets a tackle
>She's pissing on your chest now, completely soakings you in her musky scent
>I don't see you melting, so stop acting like a fucking baby
>You try to get up
>"I guess you're nit done yet and need the "gross" mare to help you
>She slides her rump towards yours face, snacking you with it
>She readjusts and lines up your Boise with her ponut, shoving it in
>She starts pissing down your throat locking your face between her cheeks with her grip
>The taste is salty, and the combination of her ponut's musk is getting to you
>Floorb notices, pulls your shorts down, and begins sucking
>"Maybe you're not such a faggot"
>Realizing you're nearing orgasm she stops, takes it out of her mouth , and bends it down a bit to point it towards a wall
>"Pee, now"
>You do as you're told and proceed to soak the carpet and get some piss on the wall too.
>"Now how hard was that?"
"Not too much I guess"
>Floorb eyes you down
>"You guess?"
"Yeah?"
>"Wrong answer"
"What do you mean wro-"
>Floorb knocks you out with a fart to the face
>"I said wrong answer"