>Be ponkest of pones >Hanging out with bestest-princess-of-friendship-friend Twilight Sparkle >Currently in the middle of solving a most dire friendship problem: a rumbly, hungry tummy >There are few things you can't stand for, and rumbly tummies are up there just under frowny faces for "most unacceptable" things >So when bestest-princess-of-friendship-friend Twilight strolls into Sugarcube looking to quell the gnawing emptiness in her gut... >Well. She came to the right place >Although, her tummy miiiight just be rumbling for a sliiiightly different reason now... >You're not sure exactly how long you've been offering Twilight treat after tasty treat >Time is quite meaningless when there are empty tummies that need filling >And by "offering," at this point you rather mean "happily stuffing Twilight's adorably chubby cheeks with more and more delicious pastry" >Silly Twilight, she may have CLAIMED to be full an hour ago, but you know how much she can REALLY hold >She came to you with a problem, and she trusted you to take care of it! >She stated, in no uncertain terms, that she was looking to "fill her belly up" and "put hunger far from her mind" >Or at least, you think that's what she said, you can't exactly remember >You might've taken a few words out of context, or over-exaggerated a bit, but the point still stands! She wanted hunger to be no more! >And what kind of baker friend would you be if you couldn't oblige that request to the fullest? >So of course, you offered to take Twilight to the back to take care of the problem personally >Initially Twilight was enthralled with your treats, just like everypony else in town! Nopony can get enough >You simply brought out a variety of tasty treats and laid them before her, watching happily as she ate treat after treat >Two cakes, a milkshake, and a few dozen cookies and cupcakes later, Twilight said the silliest thing! >She said she was "full" >Silly Twilight. Can't fool the Pinkie Pie! >You knew better, oh yes you did >A few imploring pleas and pairs of puppy-dog eyes convinced Twilight to have a bit more >She managed some brownies and another dozen cupcakes or so before finally insisting that yes, really, she was VERY full >You weren't sure exactly why Twilight didn't want to fill up the rest of the way, but a request was a request, all you needed to do was give her a helping hoof >So you did. >Revving up your yapper you began to tell Twilight all about your day right down to the itty-bitty-nitty-gritty details, all the while stuffing more cookies and brownies and cupcakes into Twilight's mouth >At first she protested rather loudly, but as you continued to insist that you were solving her problem "100 percent" she seemed to relent and let you work your Pinkie magic >That was...about an hour ago >You think. Maybe. >...Not important. >What IS important is that the Twilight that sat before you was a very-most-definitely-not-hungry Twilight! >Mission accomplished! >Twilight's cute little tum-tums started out small and round when you started your magic, and how can a small tummy possibly be a happy tummy? >So in more and more food went, and bigger and louder it grew >At some point the chair that Twilight was seated on broke, and she fell heavily to the floor, her now much-more-adequately-sized tummy wobbling and sloshing >She groaned something, but you couldn't quite make it out >You were pretty sure she wanted more, though >So more she got! >But then you came across a new problem >Twilight's tum-tums, now much happier, was accidentally making it harder for you to reach her mouth! >And you could HEAR how sad that made her tummy, moaning and churning forlornly >But that didn't stop you, nothing stops the Pinkster! >You simply hopped on up (and up and UP) Twilight's soft, squishy belly with the rest of your feast and continued doing your duty >And now you can sit back and admire your efforts >Twilight's tummy is all large and happy now! >It's so big it's taller than you, even if you stood on your tippy-hooves! >Twilight looks to be blissed out, her eyes crossed as she undoubtedly basks in the glorious lack of hunger >Twilight's big ol' tummy gave a hearty rumble beneath you, and for a moment or two you felt like you were riding waves at the beach! >Yep, you were definitely, 100 percent certain Twilight was not hungry anymore. >Cheerfully, you slide down and ask Twilight if she's satisfied. >Her eyes sluggishly look down at you and her head sags ever more slightly into her soft, squishy body >"Ohhhhh, Pinkie...I'm sho...full..." >You giggle. "Well of course silly! That was the whole idea!" >Twilight looks as if she's about to say something else but suddenly her eyes go wide and her cheeks bulge menacingly >Uh oh, brace for impact! >BWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRPPPP >Your mane waves in the breeze as Twilight loudly proclaims her satisfaction >Yep, that's the very last sign of a happy tummy! >When the wind finally subsides you giggle-snort loudly and pat Twilight's full tummy lovingly "Teehee! That was a really good one Twilight!" >But Twilight didn't respond. >Looking up, you notice that her eyes are closed and she's snoring gently. >Awww, poor thing must be sleepy! >Like the good friend you are, you quietly tip-hoof back to the front to serve more customers >Hungry-tummy-friendship crisis averted! >...Maybe you could convince her to have a bit more before she leaves...?